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[Brooklynista]

Im starting to think they're just fucking with me with this damn Princess Toast every week.

[aliya]

1 minute ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Did Colt's mom say Pea Soup or Beef Stew? I hope she didn't weep into it.

I think beef. Isn't it hot as Hades there? How 'bout a nice salad and some ice tea?

[sconstant]

Colt has so much contempt for Larissa.  Whether it's earned or not, why are we even here?  Ugh.  I bet she's used to pushing for things (trips, flowers, visa stuff, tickets) and he just has no capability of stopping this train, but neither can he pretend to want to go where it's going.

[tincansailor981]

2 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Im starting to think they're just fucking with me with this damn Princess Toast every week.

Waiting for good ol droll ass Sgt Baker

Edited November 5, 2018 by tincansailor981
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[lucy711]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

I thought I was going to go full snark on Debbie but Larissa is a straight up classless brat.   Her piled on "look" makes her haggard but inside she's just an entitled princess trying to land a man to take care of her.   I'm not impressed.   Be a gold digger but at least have some simple manners.

Yeah. Larissa has a nasty attitude.  I couldn't imagine being so insulting to people I just met.

[AussieBabe]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

Im starting to think they're just fucking with me with this damn Princess Toast every week.

They're trolling us. Hard.

[PityFree]

 I really can’t stand Debbie. Or her cheap ass, thoughtless son.

[noveltylibrary]

Larissa *is* a stark raving bitch, but to be expected to live with Dolt's mommy is too much.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I cannot imagine coming home after several hours suffering in 100 degree heat and tucking in to a big, hearty bowl of beef stew. Call me crazy. 

I’m betting it’s Dinty Moore...not that it can’t be good with a side of cornbread, but not in 100 degree heat.

[Armchair Critic]

I will say about Colt the same thing I said about Angela, they could have saved themselves time and money and just hired a local plaything.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

What do you love about Larissa Colt? All she’s done is complain and insult everybody and everything. 

First woman to touch his wang.  Seems pretty clear from over here!

[BradandJanet]

Colt was tearing up too in his talking head--or he has allergies to women who are not mother. 

[hookedontv]

Larissa doesn’t have a couch. Fernanda doesn’t have a bed. These American 90 Day-ers are “furniturally” challenged! 

[rideashire]

Colt's mom should be crying tears of joy that he's finally found a woman and might one day soon leave the nest. Finally. But, instead she seems super weird about it and their relationship makes me uncomfortable. Way too codependent. 

[CoachWristletJen]

What's with the seven little Johnstons? I saw a promo where they set a fire in their own house and had to go running out. Something like that.

Here's Fernanda. She's gorgeous and so much more fun than Pao!

[Pepper Mostly]

Hoo boy. here comes the awkward "meet the hometown friend" scene. Yay. 

[Neurochick]

I don’t get what’s wrong with being cheap.   I love the blog The cheapest woman alive tells all.  It’s a great blog, shows that you don’t have to spend money to have a good time.  Why spend money to make someone else rich?

[Armchair Critic]

Jon is another one who wants a blow up doll. A young woman that age is going to get bored easily.

[ChiCricket]

2 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 Stop crying, Debbie. 

?????

[Lynnlynnlynn586]

2 hours ago, configdotsys said:

Just watched the first look and nearly vomited when I saw Baraboob open up a sandwich for four people to share with no plates, knives, forks, etc. Aside from the get your own damn sandwich, if you are going to share it to see if the others like it or if it's just a quick snack in between lunch and dinner, the idea that multiple hands would be all over that sandwich, ripping it up and eating it makes my skin crawl.

He is to broke to pay for all of them a philly cheese ???

[PityFree]

Dani needs better eye makeup.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I will say about Colt the same thing I said about Angela, they could have saved themselves time and money and just hired a local plaything.

Especially in Vegas. It's the city of sin. Prostitutes a-plenty!!!

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

First woman (other than his mother) to touch his wang.  Seems pretty clear from over here!

Fixed it for ya!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I see that Fernanda is also paying Tarik to be her stylist.

[Armchair Critic]

I wouldn't trust Jonathon's friends to tell anything in confidence to, I'm sure they will go back and tell him anything private she said.

[Straycat80]

Fernanda doesn’t sound like she’s ready to get married. Plus she’s too young. 

[CoachWristletJen]

What's with the seven little Johnstons? I saw a promo where they set a fire in their own house and had to go running out. Something like that.

Here's Fernanda. She's gorgeous and so much more fun than Pao!

[Pepper Mostly]

Fernanda: "I found a thong"
Dani: "oh fuck. that's where it was"

Edited November 5, 2018 by Pepper Mostly

[Lillith]

Run girl, you're too good for him. And his friends are assholes. 

[tincansailor981]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I wouldn't trust Jonathon's friends to tell anything in confidence to, I'm sure they will go back and tell him anything private she said.

Dani is thirsty as fuck...

[Mercolleen]

"My out esteem is here when I see that."

[CoachWristletJen]

Oh, Fernanda, that bitch is not your friend!

She's so vulnerable, and the person to be vulnerable with is not the catty woman he turned down.

[LouLFC]

Oh, Fernanda, this guy is not worth it! Go home and be young and happy!

[Armchair Critic]

Jonathon seems very immature himself, he is playing with somebody else's life just to have a hot babe on his arm.

[Neurochick]

Fernanda is too young to get married.  Jonathan is too young mentally to get married.

[AussieBabe]

I can't imagine how isolating it is to have no one but your fiance/fiancée. 

[iwasish]

35 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Every time Colt is on my screen, his breasts look bigger.

And poor Jonathan had to pay for his gf ‘s bewbies to grow!!!  LOL

[sconstant]

Of course there were underwear in there.  They're drawers.  So you keep your drawers in them.  Or your friends.  Indefinitely.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, leaving women's underwear hanging around his house is "typical Jonathan"? Who the hell are these people? 

[noveltylibrary]

"He's just a boy and he's dumb." ???? Um no he's 32.  He's gross and I feel bad for his child Mexican bride.

[HappyDancex2]

Fernanda needs to take her gift boobs and go back home.  She's too young to wade through this.  If she's obsessing about some thong in a drawer of an over 30 year old dude that for some reason she can't get over then she won't be able to handle something real.   She's already pining for her 19 year old freedom and friends mentality.....quaint.  Eye roll

[Mercolleen]

Can someone please make a GIF of Asuelu doing the baby cry?

[Lillith]

So she want him to make her happy and be a father to HER son. But not the other way around? Yeah this will work out well. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kalamazoo, he’s barely an adult. Asuelu isn’t going to take care of either of you. You should have done the math before you had unprotected sex with him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Asuelu. You are so sweet. These people will eat you alive. 

[PityFree]

No. Just no to Asuelo’s high voice.  Just how did he seduce Kalani with that voice???

[Straycat80]

Oh Asuelu, that baby is going to be cranky until he’s 18. Get used to it.

[tincansailor981]

This slow talking fu*ker is hard to listen to. 

[Eldemarge]

Kalani couldn't give two shits about making her fiance happy, could she.  It's all about her being happy and someone helping with the baby.  

Edited November 5, 2018 by Eldemarge

[Pepper Mostly]

Kalani is a total Captain Bringdown. 

[Mercolleen]

How come there's no coconut?

Seaweed is rubbish!