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[Armchair Critic]

Is there a way to fake a pregnancy test like just pour water over it instead of urine? What a fakeout, I thought she was pregnant!

Edited August 20, 2018 by Armchair Critic

[TigerLily20]

now is the time to use the app idiot.....

[Miss Chevious]

She could tell him anything. He doesn’t know how to interpret the pee stick.

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, snarkish said:

Y'all. My husband is FOCUSED. No playing a game on his phone or reading a book, watching over his reading glasses. 

MY MAN.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

After I had peed on it.

????

[kacesq]

At least Hazel is upfront about her motivations. 

[Armchair Critic]

Looks like Tarik is actually meeting a woman

[Scarlett45]

4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

 If Paul is so distrustful of her then she is not the woman for him obviously. I would be pissed if he asked me for a pregnancy test.

 

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I'd shove that test stick up his nose.

 

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

With a quickness. Paul's an asshole. 

Yes. What the fuck. Ass. 

[Frozendiva]

I would have taken that stick and shoved it up Pole's butt and walked out.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, snarkish said:

Y'all. My husband is FOCUSED. No playing a game on his phone or reading a book, watching over his reading glasses. 

Come on over to the dark side, Mr. Snarkish. We have the best snacks and the snark is world class. You'll be happy here. Join us. Join us. Join us. 

[Rabbittron]

10 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

Mr. AZC looked at the channel guide and proclaimed . . . "TIme for the weekly trainwreck!"

 don't have a mister Rabbittron got rid of him but my boys said the same thing to me. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

At least Hazel is upfront about her motivations. 

Shades of Anfisia?

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I would have taken that stick and shoved it up Pole's butt and walked out.

That little thing?? I would have shoved one of those sex toys she got from him. Wait... he might like that. Ok. Some pole up the butt for Pole

[snarkish]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Come on over to the dark side, Mr. Snarkish. We have the best snacks and the snark is world class. You'll be happy here. Join us. Join us. Join us. 

Dammit! You scared him back to his phone game now! LOL. I'm giving him all the commentary anyway. His only comment thus far was regarding Ricky, "He could've paid less for a selection of hookers". 

[Pepper Mostly]

They're going to keep us hanging the whole episode for the Melissa reveal, aren't they? Bastards? 

[Gigglepuff]

My best friend's 88-year-old mother just moved into an assisted living apartment. When she moved in, she told him to call the cable department and tell them that she watches, (in a heavy Ukranian accent), "news, Law and Order SVU, 600 lb show, and fiancee show" and that she doesn't need any other channels. 

[PeaceLily2]

He met her just a few weeks ago??????

[PityFree]

5 connecting flights?? WTF??

[Scarlett45]

Hazel is very beautiful. But a few weeks?!! You met her online a few weeks ago?!! Tariq I swear. 

[PityFree]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

My best friend's 88-year-old mother just moved into an assisted living apartment. When she moved in, she told him to call the cable department and tell them that she watches, (in a heavy Ukranian accent), "news, Law and Order SVU, 600 lb show, and fiancee show" and that she doesn't need any other channels. 

That is the most adorable thing I have ever heard

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Tarik. Its turning into an Idiot-Off between him and Ricky, I guess? 

[Miss Chevious]

A few weeks and he’s ready to marry her already. Geesh, these people. And turn your hat around, Tarik.

Edited August 20, 2018 by Miss Chevious

[kacesq]

Where the hell is Tarik flying from? I flew from NJ to Vietnam and it didn't take that long and all those connections.

[PeaceLily2]

The top of Tarik’s head drives me crazy.  

[Armchair Critic]

Tarik had to be sweating in that lumberjack outfit, he probably doesn't smell the freshest

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, PeaceLily2 said:

He met her just a few weeks ago??????

I came here to say the same thing. Few weeks!!! 

The big armpit sweat stains when Angela hugged Michael. Ew! 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

My best friend's 88-year-old mother just moved into an assisted living apartment. When she moved in, she told him to call the cable department and tell them that she watches, (in a heavy Ukranian accent), "news, Law and Order SVU, 600 lb show, and fiancee show" and that she doesn't need any other channels. 

I would love to watch with her. Does she have wifi? Can we get her into the live chat? 

[Suzywriter]

Hazel pulls no punches.

[TigerLily20]

She has a kid......

[Armchair Critic]

Tarik better save his money for his kids and not get foolish, Hazel is looking for $$$$$$$$$

[MegD]

13 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

14 minutes ago, PeaceLily2 said:

Where do you even buy that horrible ugly shirt Angela has on?  

Walmart?

The flea market. Even WalMart would say no.

 

9 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

 If Paul is so distrustful of her then she is not the woman for him obviously. I would be pissed if he asked me for a pregnancy test.

I kind of understand asking for a test. He gets that she's not necessarily only "dating" him considering she's posting on other guys' social media. Her "trainer" my ass. And I think he's aware that there are women out there looking for just a green card and aren't faithful. He could have been less of an ass about it though.

[AussieBabe]

Wow. Hazel was upfront about wanting an American man and trying to advance life for her son. Maybe she's like Alla and Max?

[Pepper Mostly]

Hazel's so pretty!

[Frozendiva]

Money and a big house. Dream on, Hazel.

[Adeejay]

Hazel looks like Angelina Jolie's younger, flat nosed, not as attractive sister. 

Edited August 20, 2018 by Adeejay

[PityFree]

1 minute ago, TigerLily20 said:

She has a kid......

 I’ll bet Tarik does not know this fact.

[greekmom]

So who is the ex ???

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, I am utterly out of fucks for Darcey and Jesse. 

Together! As one! One ball of tears, dysfunction, and regret. 

[PeaceLily2]

So people are in short sleeves and shorts and Darcey has on boots.  

[snarkish]

AHH, I get it now. Five connecting flights because he's stopping in Thailand first. Uh huh.

Time for a bathroom break. Darcey has stimulated my colon...

[Armchair Critic]

Get real Darcey, he is not going to be a great father to your girls.

[TigerLily20]

how much did production pay that guy to play here comes the bride....

[PityFree]

1 minute ago, PeaceLily2 said:

So people are in short sleeves and shorts and Darcey has on boots.  

And leather pants.

ETA:  wait no they’re not leather.  But I wouldn’t put it past Darcy to wear leather in summer.

Edited August 20, 2018 by PityFree

[libgirl2]

AT least Hazel was honest. Its hard to really know how sad some people's lives are and how important a good life and money is for them.

[brilliantbreakfast]

Jesse gives me the Nazi master race willies.

[Armchair Critic]

At least Jesse has enough brains not to rush into things with the kids because they have a dysfunctional relationship

[Suzywriter]

What exactly is Jesse after? It sure isn't Darcy. He could easily find a drama free sugar daddy to keep him in Calvins.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesse also looks grubby in the extreme. Jesus dude! Take a goddamn shower!

[Neurochick]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Tarik. Its turning into an Idiot-Off between him and Ricky, I guess? 

Where is Tarik flying from, Mars?

His ex is from Bangkok.

Angela...OMG.

[Armchair Critic]

Angela's a horny thing....lookout Michael!

[Ellie Godfrey]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Get real Darcey, he is not going to be a great father to your girls.

She is so desperate. She's in love with an illusion.