Season 3 Discussion

[Neurochick]

Nicole and Azan are holding out for TLC to give them more money and do a wedding special.

Nicole wants to open a beauty shop?  WTF?  Is she serious?

Edited July 30, 2018 by Neurochick

[RedBagWithMakeup]

"We don't  feel like it's a good time." I agree Robbalee, something is up.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Something's off". Oh, Robalee. Your insightfulness is a pleasure to behold. 

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Ok..NICOLE, baby beluga , is going to open a BEAUTY SHOP.

Edited July 30, 2018 by RedBagWithMakeup

[Gobi]

A make-up shop?!?!

[PeaceLily2]

HAHAHAHAHA!  OPEN A BEAUTY SHOP!  

[jacksgirl]

Makeup shop??? WTF

 

Pao can help. She looked like a clown today. And Chantal can use her giraffe lashes.

Edited July 30, 2018 by jacksgirl

[CoachWristletJen]

I agree with her mom. Azan probably had a huge say in how this went. No way would Nicole decide to call off that wedding when she was so close to finally getting the D.

Which is precisely why he cancelled the wedding.

Edited July 30, 2018 by CoachWristletJen

[HappyDancex2]

4 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Chantel’s family will never admit their part in the fight.

I think Anfisa and Pao are two sides of the same coin.

The producers should have stopped that fight as soon as River stood up.

Not going to lie, I feel a bit uncomfortable on this board, with the hive mentality here.  Everyone seems to hate the black family and the black host, but seem to love Anfisa.

So will Azan and Nicole ever get married or will this drag on until next season, or until TLC gives them more $ for the wedding?

That's what is so cool about these boards.....I love that you aired your opinion and I'm sure others feel the same.

I'm not caucasian and I cannot stand the host or Chantel's family.  Shawn doesn't seem qualified and Chantel's family is delusional....devoid of their race, religion, political affiliations or time of day.   And someone who I think doesn't get enough grief is Pedro's horrible sister Nicole.  The fact that Anfisa gets a pass by anyone is an indictment on what a toad Jorge is more than anything.

[Baltimore Betty]

7 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Not going to lie, I feel a bit uncomfortable on this board, with the hive mentality here.  Everyone seems to hate the black family and the black host, but seem to love Anfisa.

To be honest, on this show I am an equal opportunity hater...color, religion, etc...it does not matter to me because a dumbass is dumbass.  Chantel's family is horrible and so is the liar we know as Jorge, Nicole is a Dumbass with a capitol D and Luis was a twit...see my hate sees no color. 

This is strickly entertainment/fodder for me and I imagine most of us just see stupid.  As far as the host, I was disappointed that she had softball questions for everyone but I loved her dress.

[AussieBabe]

Nicole is insufferable. "Mummm---uuhhh. You don't have to get it." Sweetie, if I blew $2k-4k on flights, hotels, and took off from work, you're going to give me a valid reason.

And opening a make-up shop/salon? You're stupid as all hell for giving your savings to this pipe dream of his family. His family is in on taking you for a ride. She put in $6k and he put in $500. Bitchhh.

Edited July 30, 2018 by AussieBabe

[Pepper Mostly]

Is either Nicole or Azan a beautician? What am I missing here?

[noveltylibrary]

tbh it makes more sense to open a shop than waste $$ on a pointless wedding.

[sainte-chapelle]

300 a table isn't a lot, 6 ppl a table that is about 50 bucks a head. Very cheap where I am from. 

[Brooklynista]

Has Nicole ever said a word about beauty? Have we seen her with her face beat? Or her hair washed? Now she's opening a beauty shop? 

[Neurochick]

She said a make up shop and beauty thingie.

She thinks TLC will give them a reality show.

[PeaceLily2]

May is on her leash.  

Edited July 30, 2018 by PeaceLily2

[iwasish]

Opening a shop!!!!

health and beauty!!!!

OMG

He’s scammed her out of all her money.

May on her leash!!!

[Adeejay]

1 hour ago, iwasish said:

Better a webcam girl than a dick suck ping pong popper. 

I am willing to bet good money that Anfisa is more than a webcam girl. 

So let me see if I understand this.  Nicole and Azan are going to use the money that was earmarked for their wedding to open a beauty shop?!  She is investing $6,000 and he is investing $500.  WTF.  This chick is beyond stupid. 

Edited July 30, 2018 by Adeejay

[VioletNevermind]

She’s opening a beauty shop.  In a very conservative foreign country.  With her tiny child in tow.  Using all of her own money and none of Azan’s.  At Azan’s suggestion.  After willingly wasting her mother’s airfare money when they canceled the wedding. 

I officially cannot.  Robbalee, if you can hear me, PLEASE take that baby with you when you leave. 

Edited July 30, 2018 by SuzyLee

[Baltimore Betty]

Nicole opening a hair and beauty thing as she called it.  Oh, okay.  

[PeaceLily2]

Alter-rate-um.  Did I hear her right?  Hahaha!

[MJS]

It will all be in his name.... oh my god. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Azan has been playing the long con. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

She said a make up shop and beauty thingie.

She thinks TLC will give them a reality show.

Ha ha don't they all? ;)

[Pepper Mostly]

So Azan is harvesting American dollars for his shop. Seriously, if Nicole's pitiful savings are his big payday, he has a lot to learn about scamming. 

Edited July 30, 2018 by Pepper Mostly

[noveltylibrary]

i feel bad for her mother.  There's something about her that I can't hate her.

[Neurochick]

Can’t wait to hear Nicole say, “Azan frauded me.”

[iwasish]

Once the 90 days is up, he’ll put her on a plane and back to America.

Robalee needs to smack that bitch in the face.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Nicole sassing her mom after her mom has spent a fortune flying to Morocco TWICE, OMG. Unbelievable.

"It looks a bit fishy." 

Edited July 30, 2018 by RedBagWithMakeup

[Chickabiddy]

I HATE the way Nicole talks to her mother. Her rude dismissive tone just makes me want to throat punch her.

Azan’s cash cow beluga does not have enough cash for a wedding and Azan’s business plan.

Holy fuck. Azan put the biz on his name. 

Either Nicole is the dumbest mark ever or Azan is best con artist ever.

Mohamned must be kicking himself for not having Azan’s con man magic.  

[DNR]

Ahhhhhh ok . Azan is using Nicole for money for a ‘shop’.  

NICOLE!!!! AZAN DOESNT HAVE THE BEST INTENTIONS !!!!

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

300 a table isn't a lot, 6 ppl a table that is about 50 bucks a head. Very cheap where I am from. 

I would have been thrilled if that was all I had to spend per person at my son's wedding.  We were at $150 per person.

Nicole and Azan could not sound more sketchy it they tried.  A salon indeed.  More foolishness.

[Brooklynista]

Sooo, does Azan's sister own a shop and Nicole is putting her last pennies into it? How does one open a shop so quickly? How many chairs? Are they renting booth space? Who is doing the hair?

WTF is going on here?

 

ETA: I see now. Azan took her cash outright and is  blowing smoke up Nicole's ass. He just ripped her completely off and Nicole still cannot admit defeat.

Edited July 30, 2018 by Brooklynista

[Gobi]

Do you think there might be a reason there's no beauty shop there? Maybe, I don't know, because there's no demand?

[AussieBabe]

Just now, iwasish said:

Once the 90 days is up, he’ll put her on a plane and back to America.

Robalee needs to smack that bitch in the face.

And he knows she won't have a penny to even come back because she blew her savings, gave up her job, and has been sending him (at least some/all) of her TLC earnings. So of course, he's going to ship her back.

[peaceknit]

Yay, stepdad!

[Chickabiddy]

4 minutes ago, PeaceLily2 said:

May is on her leash.  

Nicole needs to be on a leash...preferably with a muzzle.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, he deleted the pictures of the "shop"? What is the limit to Nicole's credulity? 

[HappyDancex2]

Damn.  Azan is amazing.  I didn't see that coming.   He literally conned her out of everything, put it in his name.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.   This is magic.

Hard to believe you could be this dumb but man.....someone dumber than Danielle.  

Just wait until Nicole pulls the ultimate gotcha and anchor babies Azan.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Evidently, the family Azan has no concern about this con playing out on American tv.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Nicole sassing her mom after her mom has spent a fortune flying to Morocco TWICE, OMG. Unbelievable.

"It looks a bit fishy." 

Understatement of the year.

[VioletNevermind]

“Bundle up Mae and bring her home.”  THANK YOU, Stepdad Nicole.  Thank you.  I swear, if this episode doesn’t end with a shot of Mae in an airplane seat next to Robbalee, I’m going to have a nervous breakdown.  

Edited July 30, 2018 by SuzyLee

[watchingtvaddict]

18 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Chantel’s family will never admit their part in the fight.

I think Anfisa and Pao are two sides of the same coin.

The producers should have stopped that fight as soon as River stood up.

Not going to lie, I feel a bit uncomfortable on this board, with the hive mentality here.  Everyone seems to hate the black family and the black host, but seem to love Anfisa.

So will Azan and Nicole ever get married or will this drag on until next season, or until TLC gives them more $ for the wedding?

Yelling that they were going to call immigration on Pedro and Nicole really soured me on Chantel's family. That isn't something to joke about. Also, Nicole was there on vacation and had no intention of staying. I'm from a country where its pretty difficult to enter the States, even as a tourist. And if someone threatened to call ICE on me when I wasn't doing anything illegal... not cool. 

Shaun isn't asking good questions. There are so many awesome things people could talk about but she doesn't go there. 

The live host also wasn't great. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I would have been thrilled if that was all I had to spend per person at my son's wedding.  We were at $150 per person.

Nicole and Azan could not sound more sketchy it they tried.  A salon indeed.  More foolishness.

Morocco is a 3rd world country, things should be a lot cheaper than in the US.  I think the sister is in on the con and inflated the prices to more than Nicole had.

 

Not enough for a wedding, sorry dear, let’s invest in a beauty shop instead. 

[HappyDancex2]

The cool thing is that if you take Azan's hair and mix it with Nicole's hair you would get hair with an appropriate amount of oil in it.  Skillz

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, he deleted the pictures of the "shop"? What is the limit to Nicole's credulity? 

I give Robalee a lot of credit for not smacking the hell out of Nicole right then and there.  I would demand that he take us to that fictional shop immediately just to prove to Nicole that Azan played her like a piano.  And I don't think for one second that Mama Azan and Sister Azan are not in on this con job.

[sainte-chapelle]

"I don't think of that" you don't think at all do you Nicole?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

I give Robalee a lot of credit for not smacking the hell out of Nicole right then and there.  I would demand that he take us to that fictional shop immediately just to prove to Nicole that Azan played her like a piano.  And I don't think for one second that Mama Azan and Sister Azan are not in on this con job.

I have the feeling that they have all done this before....

[Shieldmaiden]

41 minutes ago, jacksgirl said:

Oh, wanted to add how sorry I feel for people who live in the mountain and Pacific time zones and don't get this fun live chat. This is the highlight of my otherwise sad Sunday.

Thanks for the sympathy! But I feel like I get all the snark and none of the agony of watching it live here in Seattle by reading along with you all...I just fast forward through it all to catch visuals you all highlight.