Season 3 Discussion

[Gigglepuff]

Gotta love how Jorge calls the woman who may be the mother of his child "emotional." What an ass, especially if it turns out he is the father. 

[iwasish]

Chantel has a FRIEND!!!

loved her version of the story.. she’s as delusional as her mother. 

Pedro is better off without her.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, iwasish said:

Chantel has a FRIEND!!!

loved her version of the story.. she’s as delusional as her mother. 

Pedro is better off without her.

Chantel and her family are trash, I no longer have any sympathy for her or her delusions

[VioletNevermind]

David, while weeping piteously into Annie’s shoulder: “There’s so much pressure . . . so much pressure!”  Pressure from what?!  Getting up at 10:30 every morning and doing everything in your power to avoid gainful employment and providing a home with running water and a stove?  I felt sorry for Annie for a hot second when this show first began, but the fact that she’s still playing along with this ridiculous ruse pretty much saps my sympathy.  I guess living with David in a one-room office without a flush toilet is better than keeping the customers happy back at the BJ bar.  Different strokes (pardon the pun) and all that.

Edited July 16, 2018 by SuzyLee

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Mother Chantel saying they were just having a nice dinner....well maybe YOU were as you picked at Nicole.

Chantel " I just want our families to get along"..... then stop getting your family wound up about things that happen with Pedro or his family! This girl does not have mediation or conflict resolution skills.

[Frozendiva]

6 minutes ago, ECM1231 said:

No Annie, you do not love David . You loved the promise of a better life in America. You hitched your wagon to an old, fat, lazy ass horse.

He probably loves Annie in his own way, but he just loves the idea of having a young attractive wife and the boost to his ego.

He cannot make her happy. She needs to find happiness from within.  He would take the lemon he has created, take the crap job and smile. At least he is doing something beside waiting for his ATM friend to bail.him out.

[iwasish]

Just now, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Mother Chantel saying they were just having a nice dinner....well maybe YOU were as you picked at Nicole.

Chantel " I just want our families to get along"..... then stop getting your family wound up about things that happen with Pedro or his family! This girl does not have mediation or conflict resolution skills.

And she’s worried “ this might break my marriage”? Honey, that ship has sailed. Pedro should have flown home with his sister and left her sorry ass to go back to living with mommy and daddy. 

The way Mama Chantel was stroking that hair piece, I wonder if she’ll wear it or hang it over the fireplace as a trophy.

[LisaWl7TR]

I think Nicole ran out of money to get married and is waiting on her income tax refund.

Instead of saying...oops wrong paper. 

ETA or the web of lies(as noted above in the description) were discovered before the oops wrong paper.

Nichole is just too calm!

Edited July 16, 2018 by LisaWl7TR

[DaisyMae2011]

Chantal's family is delusional.  Mother Chantal claims they were being nice.  Ummm, no ... you were provoking Pedro and Nicole throughout the entire dinner.  They also claim Pedro and his sister aren't really brother and sister, but are in a relationship because of  how close they are.  Have they met Chantal and River?  They act the exact same way!  The Family Chantal is everything they accuse Pedro's family of being.  These two are doomed if they don't keep their families at a distance .. which will never happen because Chantal runs to her family for every little thing, and Pedro's mom and sister think he owes them.  What a mess. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Friend Chantel "that doesn't make any sense to me" of course it doesn't because Chantel is putting all the blame on Pedro and that is not even close to the truth of what happened.

[Lady Iris]

Interesting how the internet connection for Nicole’s call to her dad was nice and clear. I thought Azan’s internet was spotty at best. 

Edited July 16, 2018 by Lady Iris

[Kareem]

Hard to take Pao seriously with that bozo wig she's sporting.  He looks like Bobby Brady and she looks nuts.  Hope she does everyone a favor and goes back to Colommmbia.  They're exhausting.  

[CoachWristletJen]

20 minutes ago, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Jorge 's web of lies should be made into a video game. Seriously.

And his avatar can be a mouth breather...

[LisaWl7TR]

7 hours ago, Lady Iris said:

Interesting how the internet connection for Nicole’s call to her day was nice and clear. I thought Azan’s internet was spotty at best. 

...maybe he needs to buy a new phone.

ETA or someone needs to buy him a new phone. Lol

Edited July 16, 2018 by LisaWl7TR
ETA or someone needs to buy him a new phone. Lol

[CoachWristletJen]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Friend Chantel "that doesn't make any sense to me" of course it doesn't because Chantel is putting all the blame on Pedro and that is not even close to the truth of what happened.

Exactly! Once again she's painting Pedro with a very dark brush.  His sister bit River, but forget what River did. Forget Mother Chantel holding a huge wad of Nicole's hair.

And she wonders why none of the people in her life like him

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Olivia is more mature than Molly. She reminds me of kids of alcoholics who are more like caregivers for their parents.

[greekmom]

How does Molly not know Kinsley's shoe size? I had that information up to age 12 in my brain.  And I have 2 kids.

[RichiesOlderBro]

14 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Gotta love how Jorge calls the woman who may be the mother of his child "emotional." What an ass, especially if it turns out he is the father. 

I wonder whose name she used on the birth certificate?

[iwasish]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

He probably loves Annie in his own way, but he just loves the idea of having a young attractive wife and the boost to his ego.

He cannot make her happy. She needs to find happiness from within.  He would take the lemon he has created, take the crap job and smile. At least he is doing something beside waiting for his ATM friend to bail.him out.

Agreed. He loves her for what having her on his arm makes other people think of him. That’s he’s successful and desirable. Her? She’s using him. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

How does Molly not know Kinsley's shoe size? I had that information up to age 12 in my brain.  And I have 2 kids.

And then they skate off without Kinsley.

[sainte-chapelle]

Olivia sounds more like the mom.

[CoachWristletJen]

Azan's mother does seem to be very into the wedding hoopla now that her son is "finally" getting married.

If Azan is gay, he may be getting a lot out of the charade. He's "proving" he's not gay.

And then, Azan's mother's frustration: "Do you know how much money we've spent? Are you aware of what you've done?"

Uh, no, she's not. Welcome to the world of Nicole.  Of course she's not aware of the she's done.  She's a total f**ck up.

Nicole tries to squeak out a few tears as the edges of her mouth curl up ever so slightly in a smirk. No tears happening.

I don't blame Azan's mom for giving her the silent treatment.  His family doesn't have a lot of expendable income. I wouldn't want to be speaking to Dummy either until she got her paper.

Oh, and that white catastrophe of a dress is going to mysteriously disappear while Nicole is back in Florida.

Edited July 16, 2018 by CoachWristletJen

[iwasish]

I want to punch Nicole in that fat smug face.

yet, it’s strange just how quickly the mom and sister got over the disappointment and jumped on the money angle. I wonder if he’d given them a heads up. Something odd there.

[hookedontv]

Did anyone else catch that Chantel couldn’t pronounce the word “argumentative” when talking to her friend?  It made me laugh. 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Azan's mother does seem to be very into the wedding hoopla now that her son is "finally" getting married.

If Azan is gay, he may be getting a lot out of the charade. He's "proving" he's not gay.

And then, Azan's mother's frustration: "Do you know how much money we've spent? Are you aware of what you've done?"

Uh, no, she's not. Welcome to the world of Nicole.  Of course she's not aware of the she's done.  She's a total f**ck up.

Nicole tries to squeak out a few tears as the edges of her mouth curl up ever so slightly in a smirk. No tears happening.

I don't blame Azan's mom for giving her the silent treatment.  His family doesn't have a lot of expendable income. I wouldn't want to be speaking to Dummy either until she got her paper.

I was going to say something similar but you took care of it for me. Nicole is a privileged snot (poor or not) who has no concept of the sacrifices his family made. Like his sister said, all she had to do is take care of the paperwork while his family did all the rest.

[CoachWristletJen]

10 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Agreed. He loves her for what having her on his arm makes other people think of him. That’s he’s successful and desirable. Her? She’s using him. 

He also loves that she cooks for him. And she probably learned a trick or two at the duck soup bar.

But David has a whole new skill in his repertoire. His face contorts and he cries. Not much in the way of tears, but he does indeed cry.

That worked once. In front of the cameras.

That skill is gonna get old really fast.

Your life is tough? Dude, get a job! Your sister's right. It really is that simple.

[EllaDisco]

4 hours ago, Christina said:

 

Bwhahahahaha. Typo too good to fix. In all seriousness, Pedro and Nicole do have sending money overseas in common, which is more than Nicole has in common with Azan. Nicole and Azan probably compete for who can stare at their phone screen the longest.

Too many Nicoles on this show!  I know that some of the names are made up - they could have at least made up some different ones.

On 7/14/2018 at 5:43 PM, Former Nun said:

Blame that on Chantel whose original lie about his "student visa" just kept rolling downhill and gathering more mud.

Correction?   Pedro and Chantel ??

Yes, I agree that Chantel started this whole mess were her lie.

And, oops!  Yes, Pedro and Chantel.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

I don't know, the vibe I get from Family Azan is that Nicole is their American Dream for Prosperity. I really get the impression that Mama Azan is pushing him to stick this out.

What his family paid for the wedding is a hard loss, I'm sure. Yet, they've been at least partly living off Nicole for several years.

Pao is the most self absorbed human being. I am so sick of her.

[ECM1231]

Yes , Pao, Russ has super duper mind-reading powers. She is ree dick u less!!! She was sooo upset about her abuelita dying that  she spent all of a nano second with her. Then we had to have the dinner date with her bff Juan and Russ to stir up conflict. Followed by that tacky photo shoot. Pao is a very self-involved individual.

[PeaceLily2]

Damn Nicole, just tell them you are sorry.  Apologize.  You don’t have to speak the same language if the apology is genuine.....and that’s the problem.  Nicole doesn’t give a shit.

[sainte-chapelle]

Pao is a passive aggressive Ronald McDonald isn't she. Yes Russ is abandoning you by working 80 hours a week to support your career. Keep sucking the booze back and feeling sorry for yourself you selfish cow.

[DVDFreaker]

Am I the only one who thinks Russell and Pabola’s fight is fake as hell? Pabola and Russell should get a divorce and go back home where they belong and Pabola continues to be a piece of shit for not attending her grandmother’s furneal after spending with her sick grandmother for 5 minutes

1 minute ago, PeaceLily2 said:

Damn Nicole, just tell them you are sorry.  Apologize.  You don’t have to speak the same language if the apology is genuine.....and that’s the problem.  Nicole doesn’t give a shit.

Nicole is a wimp to tell them that she is sorry

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

I want to punch Nicole in that fat smug face.

yet, it’s strange just how quickly the mom and sister got over the disappointment and jumped on the money angle. I wonder if he’d given them a heads up. Something odd there.

You know what's there? Bullshit, that is what's there.  Why would Nicole send money to Azan when his mother could lay out $6,000 for a wedding? 

Why would Nicole go to the trouble of making a copy of the police report, just that document alone of all things?

We have not heard one little detail about that wedding, no talk of venue or food and I bet Mother and Sister Azan have not even seen that strapless wonder of a dress that Nicole plans on wearing and think about it, she plans on wearing that dress infront of women who are covered from head to toe. 

As the point person Mother Azan would have told Nicole what is appropriate for a Muslim wedding, that conversation would have been at least number 2 on the list of what to do when planning a wedding in Morocco.  They might have had her fitted for a traditional Muslim wedding dress (if there is one).

Nicole has not even asked about the food that would be served, (did she even ask if they could have chicken nuggets and french fries or pizza?).

Nicole's mother has not asked about any of the plans for the wedding either.  

So, I call bullshit on all that.

[Lady Iris]

7 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Nicole tries to squeak out a few tears as the edges of her mouth curl up ever so slightly in a smirk. No tears happening.

 

Oh! That smirk of hers is maddening! It’s the knowing smirk of someone who knows they effed up but thinks if they play dumb, innocent and cute all will be forgiven and forgotten.

 

David’s sobs ring true, pathetic but true. Yet he’s another driving me batty with all his boo-hooing and self pity. 

 

Please Anfisa, when Jorge is found to be the dad, please keep to your word and leave him. He will be incapable of doing any better for you. 

[PityFree]

I was really hoping that Nicole’s mom and dad would both say “the wedding’s moved? oh too. bad we can’t come now. Have fun in getting married in a couple of months. Send us some pictures.” She just expected everybody could change their work and vacation schedules and airline tickets at the drop of a hat.

Edited July 16, 2018 by PityFree

[lucy711]

Why didn't the mother of Jorge's alleged child sue him for child support years ago?  He could have taken a DNA test then and settled this years ago.  I do think it is a bit ridiculous to come after someone as the father of your daughter if you never pushed the issue when she was born and ten years have gone by.  But Jorge is a POS nonetheless.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, lucy711 said:

Why didn't the mother of Jorge's alleged child sue him for child support years ago?  He could have taken a DNA test then and settled this years ago.  I do think it is a bit ridiculous to come after someone as the father of your daughter if you never pushed the issue when she was born and ten years have gone by.  But Jorge is a POS nonetheless.

Jorge is a liar.  He lies poorly.  

I agree with your post, a lot. 

That women, if it is true that he is the father will never get any money from Jorge.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Pao and Russ, is this Jerry Springer?? I hate it when both people keep yelling at the same time so neither hears the other.

Please please let this be the very last season these two are on.

[Baltimore Betty]

Nicole's father's facial hair and hair cut is a very interesting choice.

[CoachWristletJen]

Pao is a straight up bitch.

You don't think Russ is hurting, also? He lost a child, too?

He's working a low paying dreary job so that you can live in Miami so that maybe you'll get a job posing for the Wendy's sign.

[hookedontv]

Ugh Molly is the worst! “I’m sorry if you felt your feelings were hurt and I’m sorry if you felt you weren’t put first.” No. Say “I’m sorry I hurt your feelings and didn’t put you first.” 

Olivia got all the brains and common sense in that family. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Pao and Russ, is this Jerry Springer?? I hate it when both people keep yelling at the same time so neither hears the other.

Please please let this be the very last season these two are on.

The smirking that goes on is stupid, you know the fighting is producer driven.

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, RedBagWithMakeup said:

I don't know, the vibe I get from Family Azan is that Nicole is their American Dream for Prosperity. I really get the impression that Mama Azan is pushing him to stick this out.

What his family paid for the wedding is a hard loss, I'm sure. Yet, they've been at least partly living off Nicole for several years.

Pao is the most self absorbed human being. I am so sick of her.

Pao is another one I’d like to punch. How much is a ticket to Colombia? I bet Russ would buy one for her to go home for the funeral. 

Nicole has got some balls. If her father can get this mysterious paper there, why can’t the wedding take place. If there’s a wait for a license, why would they wait till 2 weeks before to try and get it? Why not get it as soon as she arrived “just in case”. She talks about this stash of money she has put away for them to live on while they wait for a spousal visa. How much can she have? I cannot stand her. I hope she gets publicly humiliated.

[Anfisawillbemine]

How can I make a sigh so big, everyone can feel my hot breath blowing. 

Pao, stupid. She’s just waiting for him to screw up so she can be in the weird side of Miami. 

Nicole, idiot. She’s being sucked out of every penny and she’s just pulling a Nicole (Nicole- the action in which one baboon is so tunnel visioned into marrying some foreign fuck and not noticing she’s being robbed). 

Annie, dyslexic. You threaten to leave, but simply stay when David reminds her about the degree and jobs. Like, you forgot your plans and when David said it, you were like, “oh shit, I forgot about that. I was so focused on saving my ass from being a hobo!”

Molly, eh. You need to follow my plan girl. You’re trying, but sort of a half ass trying.  

Chantel, I honestly don’t know what to feel. Why don’t you just leave him. Let him go and let’s see how he gets around. I’m honestly with Chantel’s side, but like a 51/49. 

Anfisa, I’m still here. My door is still open. Yeah I’m talking to the cashier of Chic-Fil-a, but that’s not what Jorge did. I can feed you top notch McNuggets.  

[PityFree]

 Why do so many people on the show have such terrible hair?  The lawyers, Pao, Russ, Azan, etc. —  so many people in need of product and less dye.

[DVDFreaker]

Azan is just embarrassing laughing the entire time talking with Nicole’s mother when it is suppose to be a serious conversation 

[lucy711]

Pao's a narcissist.  So unlikable.

[PeaceLily2]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

 Why do so many people on the show have such terrible hair?  The lawyers, Pao, Russ, Azan, etc. —  so many people in need of product and less dye.

Amen! Add Nicole too......her hair is always greasy.  

[Mrs. Hanson]

10 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Ugh Molly is the worst! “I’m sorry if you felt your feelings were hurt and I’m sorry if you felt you weren’t put first.” No. Say “I’m sorry I hurt your feelings and didn’t put you first.” 

Olivia got all the brains and common sense in that family. 

I hate hate HATE those "apologies" as they are not apologies!!!  "I am sorry if me calling you a fat waste of space offended you!"  Try again!  Oh Molly......you just don't get it, do you?

[PityFree]

Molly. Those boots. Dear gawd.