S06.E17: One Ton Family: Part 1 LIVE CHAT

[QuinnInND]

Wow. I hate screamers! 

[MsVixen]

Clarence is in the right!!!!  How dare this cow say to get out of her life because he can't take her to Houston?

[aliya]

Just now, Threnners said:

Aaaand Clarence is a dick.

Why? 'Cause he doesn't want to spend every moment helping these two? Is he supposed to lose a job or whatever to ferry them around? Doesn't he do enough for them? They're grown. Get a car, or ambulance, or plane ticket and go to Houston. Pull up those very big big girl panties and take care this yourselves.

[Concerned]

Flying off the handle is likely the only exercise these people get.

[AuntieAndi]

12 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

Good evening, everybody!  My eating habits are going to be a turkey bacon sammich with ice cream!

Thanks for the idea, I was trying to decide,  and a turkey bacon sammich.

[Azubah]

OH MY GOD STOP SCREAMING.

[Guest]

Why is there screaming?

[Armchair Critic]

LMAO at her squealing/screaming hissy fit

[parrotlover]

1 minute ago, MsVixen said:

Same here.  The live chat has been just delightful!

Can you believe this is happening in Lafayette?

I know. I just started watching a few months ago so wasn’t sure if anyone from Louisiana had been on it in previous seasons. Aren’t we ranked  like second in obesity after Mississippi or Alabama?

[QuinnInND]

The neighbors are like wtf. Fucking screaming crying. Spare me!!! Drama queen!! 

[leFay]

neighbors got a front row seat for that hystrionic shit show...

[Brooklynista]

So their lives are all on Clarence? Clarence must drop everything for these two?

But come back in the morning with my triple fat breakfast burrito.

[Donut Bear]

Clarence should just let em starve. 

[Gaffa]

That crying.....

[zoemom]

Go Clarence, leave while you still have a chance. These two are just nasty.

Who's going to support their morning habit????

[QuinnInND]

My husband said they look like a pod of whales. 

[Shnoopy]

Yeah guilt crying.  Whadda bunch of dramatic igmos.

[Cherrio]

Is there going to be a murder?

I'm skeered

[AuntieAndi]

Am I wrong to be laughing my butt off at her crying because her ultimatum was ill received?

[Shnoopy]

1 minute ago, zoemom said:

Go Clarence, leave while you still have a chance. These two are just nasty.

Who's going to support their morning habit????

They'll be on the phone...im sorry...feed me.

[MsVixen]

1 minute ago, parrotlover said:

I know. I just started watching a few months ago so wasn’t sure if anyone from Louisiana had been on it in previous seasons. Aren’t we ranked  like second in obesity after Mississippi or Alabama?

Oh HELL to the YEAH, Parrotlover!!!!  And I'm starting to see more people who look they meet the weight requirement for this show.  Scary to the max!

[Cherrio]

Just now, AuntieAndi said:

Am I wrong to be laughing my butt off at her crying because her ultimatum was ill received?

Speaking of butts, one of those sisters has an extra butt on her upper back.

Dr. Now is going to need a cattle prod to protect himself.

[Kid]

2 minutes ago, Donut Bear said:

Clarence should just let em starve. 

That would certainly solve the pre-surgery weight-loss problem wouldn’t it!

[ams1001]

8 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

Same here.  The live chat has been just delightful!

Can you believe this is happening in Lafayette?

I don't know anyone who watches, either, but then, I don't tell people in my real life that I watch, so maybe all my friends secretly watch, too. Heck, maybe some of them are posting here right now! ;)

I understood about 5 words of that yelling match. Then she started wailing like someone died. So glad I don't live next door.

Edited May 3, 2018 by ams1001

[calpurnia99]

I could not really follow the fight, I had no idea what any of them were saying, and I have the subtitles on.

[Guest]

Why is everything about their "last chance?" They have a "chance" every single day when they can decide to NOT eat a trough of shitty food. And they have a "chance" if they use the Internet to look up appropriate caloric intake and nutritional, low-calorie recipes. Surgery is NOT always anyone's "last chance."

[zoemom]

Just now, AuntieAndi said:

Am I wrong to be laughing my butt off at her crying because her ultimatum was ill received?

No @Auntieandi I'm going to be headed for Hell right next to you.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Cherrio said:

Is there going to be a murder?

Their blood type is Ragu [/Joan Rivers]

[ams1001]

2 minutes ago, Cherrio said:

Is there going to be a murder?

I'm skeered

The way she was screaming it sounded like there already was.

 

1 minute ago, Cherrio said:

Speaking of butts, one of those sisters has an extra butt on her upper back.

Dr. Now is going to need a cattle prod to protect himself.

I fear for him in that tiny exam room.

[Miracle Maxie]

Why does this one friend of mine call me during this show? Hasn’t he figured out I don’t answer my phone after 8 pm?

[zoemom]

I'm glad their not my neighbors.  First the lady down the street has to put her panties on, then they have to tolerate screamfests at night!

[Concerned]

Wonder if Duncan Hines paid for that ad or whether TLC ran it as a joke?

[parrotlover]

1 minute ago, MsVixen said:

Oh HELL to the YEAH, Parrotlover!!!!  And I'm starting to see more people who look they meet the weight requirement for this show.  Scary to the max!

Yes it is! A Golden Corral is opening soon here...we don’t have one...and imagine there will be many potential candidates for this show at the chocolate waterfall fountain!

[hoosiermom]

oh no! A sit down singer!

[ShortyMac]

They can afford that recording equipment???????

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

I fear for him in that tiny exam room.

Dr. Now may not be able to get his office door open if they sit in there

[Guest]

I'm having second-hand embarrassment for this musical performance.

[MrsClaus]

I think we know why they weren't chosen for the One Ton Family Show

[ams1001]

Is she a ...rapper? What is this?

[zoemom]

Surprise, Clarence made up with them.....guess their big breakfast is on the way......

Don't think she's American Idol material....

[SnarkySnarky]

Working on her Soundcloud mixtape. That's new.

[LizzyB]

Just now, Giant Misfit said:

I'm having second-hand embarrassment for this musical performance.

I couldn't even make eye contact with the television screen.

[DC Gal in VA]

Why oh why did Clarence apologize? For what? Oh no she ain't trying to rap!? This promises to be an epic shitfest and I like that.

[zoemom]

Guess all the money was spent on audio equipment instead of luggage.

This is going to be one hell of a car trip.  Don't know why they didn't get an ambulance.

[Guest]

How come no one has realistic "dreams" on this show. Like, "I dream of one day pulling up my own pants," or "I dream of wiping my own vagina?" I mean, come on ... baby steps on these "dreams" people.

[spacefly]

1 minute ago, zoemom said:

Surprise, Clarence made up with them.....guess their big breakfast is on the way......

Don't think she's American Idol material....

Hey Caleb on American Idol lost 70lbs between the taped shows and the live show...if he can do maybe she can too.

[Smoothcoat]

Road trip!!!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

I'm having second-hand embarrassment for this musical performance.

Speaking of embarrassment, did they show any bathing scenes? I have been eating dinner in between snarking here so may have missed it.

[MrsClaus]

How can these people be wearing clothes and underwear when others can't?

[Donut Bear]

Where do the live?