Season 5 Discussion

[Cranky One]

What the hell is Molly wearing with that open back shirt and her bra band?

[Mercolleen]

Does Molly have dirt on her nose, or is it a crazy contouring attempt?

[PityFree]

Why did we have to get that view of Louis’ jean crotch?.

[Miss Chevious]

Why do Libby & Andrrrrei feel the need to be in contact with each other during her night out for her bachelorette party? It's just one night, people. The whole phone thing was ridiculous.

[Frozendiva]

I was expecting some sort of lederhosen as David Poor’s trousers.

Annie was disrespected, but she now sees David for who he is.

David, you and Evelyn do need to talk about things like birth control. Does he assume she will take care of it?

Azan, you must be really desperate to leave Morocco. I would let Nicole go and find someone better.

Luis, you cannot have an instant relationship with Molly’s children. Molly, send him back.

[LisaWl7TR]

Luis can go!

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

Luis had Molly trippin’ balls but she deserved it for that fashion abomination she was wearing. When they panned down to the red fishnets? Nope! 

[jacksgirl]

Luis is playing the God card to get out of this relationship. Didn't see that one coming.

[Miss Chevious]

Luis doesn't want to be Kensley's full time babysitter but can't bring himself to tell Molly so he deflects with the religious discussion.

[LisaWl7TR]

5 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

Does Molly have dirt on her nose, or is it a crazy contouring attempt?

I know wt?

[PityFree]

 Oh my God, Louis, she has a virgin Mary in a birdcage in her bathroom. That should be perfectly adequate!

[Neurochick]

WTF Luis?

Molly finally grew a brain.  She told Luis what needed to be said.  Hopefully she will send him back and not cave into him.

I find it interesting that Luis mentioned the cameras, as if he’s saying Molly is acting for the cameras.

What is Molly wearing?

Edited December 11, 2017 by Neurochick

[EarlGreyTea]

Constant contact with Andrei aside, Elizabeth's phone being taken away made me livid. Who the hell are these assholes to be taking away someone's property? Perhaps it's the only child in me speaking, but I would have called their bluff and left right then and there. I thought that WAS what she was doing when she dragged her suitcase into her room. It was amusing to me as an only child, again, that they forgot their spat minutes later. I'll never understand that dynamic.

Having said all that, Elizabeth really shouldn't have gone on the trip, because clearly laying out her expectations in advance did fuck all. Apropos of nothing, her hair looked really nice curly.

If there is a hell, Molly's voice is being piped through the loudspeakers 24/7.

Edited December 11, 2017 by EarlGreyTea

[Cranky One]

That whole Luis/Molly argument is ridiculous.

Annie, you can do sooooooo much better than that sad sack.

Azan will never come to the states. He's just telling her what she wants to hear. If her dad is willing to sponsor him, he'd be here already, right?

[LisaWl7TR]

2 minutes ago, Miss Chevious said:

Luis doesn't want to be Kensley's full time babysitter but can't bring himself to tell Molly so he deflects with the religious discussion.

He tried but it didn't seem to work so plan b is now in play.

4 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 Oh my God, Louis, she has a virgin Mary in a birdcage in her bathroom. That should be perfectly adequate!

Lmao.

[sainte-chapelle]

Luis is one cold customer glaring at Molly while she is sobbing, he obviously does not care for her but I am unsure of his motives as he seems to love the DR. Maybe family pressure to send back some cash.

[Adeejay]

Dammit Molly, why didn't you pack his "shit?"

[Awfarmington]

I can see the point he is trying to make, (even if he is deflecting) with the candles, masks, etc. I believe he is trying to make it seem like she's into idols, candles for witchcraft, etc. However, I think she's just a crappy and eclectic decorator.  And the candle looks like a normal scented candle. 

 

If he is going to preach to Molly about her ungodliness, than he better the plank out of his eye first.  

[mamadrama]

Wow, I felt really uncomfortable watching that scene with Luis and Molly. 

[Bnwcat]

You go Molly!

Luis, don't let the door hit you on the way out!

[LisaWl7TR]

MOlly, Ppppllllease kick him to thr DR!!! No take backs!

[sainte-chapelle]

Soooo an owl and candles are evil but the strip club is a ok with God.

[Miss Chevious]

If having children was so important to Aika why the hell did she wait till she's 36 to find someone to marry? She acts like she's never heard of a woman's biological clock before. What the hell was she doing in her twenties? There wasn't a single man in the Philippines (or anywhere else) that wasn't a suitable mate? 

[greekmom]

Molly – Luis will never be these kid’s daddy. Do not make fetch happen. Get a fucking nanny.  Stop saying you give two craps about your kids. If you did, you wouldn’t subject them to a

prebuscent teenager.  And Luis = bible thumper? When the frack did this happen?

Elizabeth/Libby – 1985 called back. They want the crimped hair and lipstick application back.

Baby Huey – See same comments as Molly. Get a job. Spend some time with your daughter.  Be a PARENT.

David Spain  -- Dr. Ruth called. You have an appointment on Tuesday.

Josh – do not put the blame on Aika. If you’re shooting blanks it doesn’t matter if Aika is 20, 30 or 40.  She won’t get pregnant anyways

[Chickabiddy]

Is it just me or did that fertility doctor sound a little over dramatic about Aike’s dwindling supply of quality eggs? It’s like Josh paid her off to blame Aike for waiting. And that douche Josh couldn’t even hide hus glee when he said “We came here to talk about my stuff and now it looks like she’s the problem.” Loved the camera shot of Josh glancing at his watch and then giving Aike the side eye. Dr. Fertility also seemed a little over eager to upsell them on invitro fertilization 

[PityFree]

 Today I learned that Satan works at Tuesday Morning.

Thanks, TLC!

[tincansailor981]

Luis is an asshole, but we already know that.

Nicole looks like a two legged marshmallow.

Virgin David- i have no words

Lips and the big Controller.  He's as big an asshole as Luis in his own right.   Lip's sisters are really juvenille.

[Frozendiva]

Andrei, if someone doesn’t get back to you within 2minutes, too bad for you. The phone could be at low battery, forgotten at the hotel, etc. You cannot give rules,to others. Back off.

Edited December 11, 2017 by Frozendiva

[HahYallDoin]

I just had the biggest gut busting laugh when the ominous music began, with a slow pan down to the large decorative owl on a table, as Luis said 'why is dis bird here? She say da bird to smell good but dat is not de truff.'

Luis thought he'd make Molly look crazy on camera and he'd show America what a Satan worshipper she is but instead, the editing crew played his sorry *ss. They managed to actually make some of us feel sorry for Molly, who previous to now, hadn't broken the 'Top 100 Best  Reality Show Moms' once this season. 

[LocalGovt]

Molly - that red outfit with an exposed white bra band in the back, and wild red leggings? Yuck. Molly is Cray Cray. LUIS IS SO checked out.

 

Libby 's posse - bullies. What were those inflatable things? Makeup applicators or penises?

Nicole - teen drama. May looked like she was pushing Azan away.

Edited December 11, 2017 by LocalGovt

[poeticlicensed]

Annie - David's crappy relationship with his kids has nothing to do with you. He deserted his family. His kids are pissed. David's daughter speaks truth. 

[Forum member]

Josh is a true master at keeping that upper lip straight and motionless. Like a ventriloquist. I'm saying no upper teeth til he gets back to the canines. And I've never seen the cheerless fuck laugh.

[Awfarmington]

Just now, Chickabiddy said:

Is it just me or did that fertility doctor sound a little over dramatic about Aike’s dwindling supply of quality eggs? It’s like Josh paid her off to blame Aike for waiting. And that douche Josh couldn’t even hide hus glee when he said “We came here to talk about my stuff and now it looks like she’s the problem.” Loved the camera shot of Josh glancing at his watch and then giving Aike the side eye. Dr. Fertility also seemed a little over eager to upsell them on invitro fertilization 

Yeah, that seemed a little much. I know 36 isn't a spring chicken but it's not that old to conceive. There are many women that wait until they've focused on their careers first before becoming pregnant, second marriages, and other valid reasons to have a baby a bit later. 

[Neurochick]

Nicole and Azan will be back for a third season.

They are the new Dani and Mo!

[Pastry Chef]

Andrei says “like” so much, I think he learned English from the Kardashians. 

[NinaH]

2 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Nicole and Azan will be back for a third season.

They are the new Dani and Mo!

What?  I've never seen Azan as happy as he was loading up the car and saying goodbye at the airport, except for the last time she was leaving Morocco. 

[mamadrama]

I don't think the anger towards David's engagement has anything to do with Ashley's resentment.  I think she's mad at him in general and looking for a reason. 

A few years ago, my dad introduced me to his girlfriend. She's 2 years younger than me; he is 71. I gave her a hug and we went out for milkshakes. A couple of years later, when my grandmother died, she was at the funeral home. GF sat with me and Mom the whole time, chatting, during the visitation. At one point I got a migraine and she put my head in her lap while she rubbed. 

Crap happens. I roll. 

[Cranky One]

Don't lie, Azan. You're really thinking, "Thank God she finally left!". You're not fooling anyone. 

[Pollo Loco]

Luis can barely keep the disdain/hate for Molly/her kids/this place in check when you look at his eyes. When he looks at her, it's almost like you can hear his brain telling him "look like you care, look like you care" and failing miserably. He. Does. Not. Give. A. Single. F*%#. About. Any. Of. This. For whatever reason, he wants her to end this instead of him though. 

Being over the hill biologically to have a baby at 36 is news to Annie? Was it ever explained why she didn't get married until now? I'm surprised Josh was able to resist yelling yes! with a fist pump after they got the news that it'd be more on her than him if she gets pregnant or not. 

Cant wait to see how much better it'll be when Azan and Nicole are in America with May living in her motel room. 

[HappyDancex2]

I hate it when men blame "she hass da period!" = crazy.

That being said, Molly was batshit crazy down to her exposed bra, lace leggings and OMG WHY did the camera her up the stairs with it pointed on her ass??  My eyes.  And rude.

[puppytoes]

6 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Nicole and Azan will be back for a third season.

They are the new Dani and Mo!

Omg, no!

[Bubbles1967]

Please please please Molly buy him a ticket to DR

the smirk on his face was infuriating. I yelled at the tv and told him to get the fuck out of her house...

like he’s going to listen to me.

[mamadrama]

I felt rage in my heart at Luis' laughter. Actual rage. 

[Cranky One]

7 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Nicole and Azan will be back for a third season.

They are the new Dani and Mo!

Sadly, I think you're right 

[kacesq]

An admittedly shallow thought...when Libby and her coven were leaving for Miami, I wanted someone to hide their flat irons...every single one of them with the long straight middle part hair....

I don't like Azan. Nicole is an idiot but Azan toys with her imo. He's not sincere and I think he's still figuring out if he wants to come to the US.

[Frozendiva]

Azan, Nicole will be exactly the same in the US as she was in Morocco. 

[kacesq]

Maybe Josh and Aika could have had this important serious discussion about children and how to have them before they applied for the visa? Damn, all these couples who skip over the stuff that really matters to live in the fantasy.

[NinaH]

Aika needs to get over herself and wanting kids. She's had nearly 20 years to accomplish that and while I think Josh is a loser asshole, this isn't on him.  I wouldn't like being lied to, would resent the hell out of it, but I would also wouldn't be desperate enough to put up with that shit either. 

[HappyDancex2]

Other than manipulated storyline, why are these 2 dumbheads deciding that who is to blame for their lack of fertility is the most important thing?   That was a stupid conversation.  

And they both fight dumb.  Bad sign.  He should have left her and she should load Uber on her phone if she is going to be that mouthy and immature.

[Neurochick]

20 minutes ago, NinaH said:

What?  I've never seen Azan as happy as he was loading up the car and saying goodbye at the airport, except for the last time she was leaving Morocco. 

I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if they are back next season.

Josh and Aika shouldn’t get married at all.  Josh wants a blow up doll and Aika wants a prince.

I missed David and Annie.

Dear David’s daughter, Snooki wants her Jersey Shore look back.

Edited December 11, 2017 by Neurochick