S09.E11: A Countess No More

[OnceSane]

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Bethenny hosts her annual holiday party but doesn't invite Ramona; Luann and Tom get married; Tinsley learns that Frenchie has moved into Sonja's townhouse; Luann and Tom host a New York reception for the friends not invited to the wedding.

[KungFuBunny]

Poor Luann, her wedding doesn’t even get first billing in the episode synopsis.

[Martinigirl]

Luann is  Maaaarrrriiieeed, girls / girl's / girls'   

[KungFuBunny]

What Luann D'Agostino will say the next time Tom gets caught in the "clutches" of another woman

[Martinigirl]

He made a mistake?

[WireWrap]

1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

Poor Luann, her wedding doesn’t even get first billing in the episode synopsis.

Wellllll......she did get top billing as the episode is named for her, so a synopsis including her is not needed. LOL

[nexxie]

I just watched the Bravo show about Luann's life before Bravo and found it pretty interesting. Didn't know she moved back to U.S. because she was unhappy after a car accident and couldn't get back to normal.

Edited June 15, 2017 by nexxie

[Martinigirl]

Will we get to hear the Hall Pass details tonight? LOL

[ElDosEquis]

What?

No mention of the ghosts of Christmas past or present?

Good Christmas Cheer?

Auld Lang Syne?

I think that maybe Lulu should look into the "old acquaintances to be forgot"?

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And everyone that is invited to beffy's party need to look under their seat!

There is a GC for 5 dollars off any skinny girl product, a 50 count package of SK napkins, note pad/pen and fridge magnet!

Merry and Happy!

[Martinigirl]

She has to make back that $10,000 John charged her for his  unsatisfactory moth removal service

Edited June 15, 2017 by Martinigirl

[Pickles]

Luann will be on Andy Cohen tonight. 

[Wendy]

45 minutes ago, nexxie said:

I just watched the Bravo show about Luann's life before Bravo and found it pretty interesting. Didn't know she made moved back to U.S. because she was unhappy after a car accident and couldn't get back to normal.

I saw it too. She lived with a guy for two and a half years and he went on a trip, during that trip she met The Count, five days later they were engaged, she moved out of the house of this other guy without even having the decency of a face to face conversation.  

IMO if anybody fu&^ed her way to the top was Luann. 

[Martinigirl]

8 minutes ago, Pickles said:

Luann will be on Andy Cohen tonight. 

Unfortunately, so will JillZ

[ShawnaLanne]

58 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

Wellllll......she did get top billing as the episode is named for her, so a synopsis including her is not needed. LOL

Yes, and as she noted on a Live feed from her Instagram account, her wedding will be half the episode. I suppose next season will be all about his cheating and the one after the divorce.

[Martinigirl]

Just the tip ladies!

Edited June 15, 2017 by Martinigirl

[Wendy]

*** hangs head in shame***

I am a last minute wrapper as well 

I have a bag on the back of my trunk with just wrapping paraphernalia. Only exceptions are Christmas gifts, I do try to wrap them ahead of time.

I love, love, love Christmas time in NYC. 

[chick binewski]

I assume the giant skinnygirl statue is for the ritual holiday human sacrifice? 

[ShawnaLanne]

Watching Ramona with her daughter's friends is embarrassing me.

[ScoobieDoobs]

Rolling eyes very, very, very hard.  Way to get that obligatory SG plug in, Bethenny.  And what if you're invited to her party & you don't wanna drink that crap?  Will she scream & shriek at you & order you to leave?  Hell yeah.

Christmas holiday parties in June -- just after a record-breaking heatwave here in NYC?  Not into it, producers.  Not into it AT ALL!!

Sonja's French guy looks like a rentboy.  Guess she's using her Bravo dough to keep that dude around.

The Tinz is fun!

God, you are so freakin' annoying, Moaner.

Edited June 15, 2017 by ScoobieDoobs

[chick binewski]

But Ramona's a cool mom!

[Pickles]

Ramona's boobs are oozing out of that dress. 

[Straycat80]

Avery's friends must have wanted to be on TV so bad when they agreed to hang out with Ramona and talk about...Ramona. Ugh! 

[Wendy]

I officially have second-hand embarrassment. 

Ramona hanging with Avery friends and telling them her problems? WTF

These girls are utterly happy to be having drinks on your dime and cameras showing their faces on national TV If all they have to say is that you are 100% on everything so be it. 

I wish Bravo would have shown Ramona's charity event from the night before. It seems like Ramona not only didn't apologize but she dared to try to defend her appalling behavior. WTF

She has done the same on everything single hotel bathroom where she stayed with Sonja, WTF. 

[Martinigirl]

WOW! That flower girl  is really tall for her age

Edited June 15, 2017 by Martinigirl

[JD5166]

Love the comment about Ramona's globeish boobs (flash to Beth's globeish boobs)! 

Can't beat a solemn shot....minus the skg plug! 

[chick binewski]

Luann. Charles Manson wouldn't gift his daughter with Tom. WAKE UP.

[mbaywife123]

All of the lobster and seafood at Beth's party looked amazing! I would have been in food overload mode.

Chocolat chip cookie cup cocktail drink, yes please.

Ramona, Avery's friends are NOT Your friends or peer group. LOON!!

[Wendy]

"Love is not safe, love is reckless"

OMG, I am LMAO.

Did this minister was trying to throw some shade to Tom? 

Please, someone, tell me that he is a secret viewer of the RHNY and knows about Tom reckless escapades. 

[ButterQueen]

27 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Yes, and as she noted on a Live feed from her Instagram account, her wedding will be half the episode. I suppose next season will be all about his cheating and the one after the divorce.

Ramona???

[Martinigirl]

LOL! Even the show doesn't give two flips about Lu's wedding

Did we just see the wedding or the bachelor party? ...and that was one jacked up Marilyn Monroe

Edited June 15, 2017 by Martinigirl

[bravofan27]

This episode. Gotta love editing. Ramona watching "judging" the girls with their wine. The girls trying hard to impress her. Ramona really holding in her tongue. She learns discipline here. Of COURSE Carole is having fun at the Skinny Girl party, and drinking it up. She knows to be friends with Bethanny, she needs to push the skinny girl. But a party with only Skinny Girl is FUN! She drinks when shit is fun, and you know it's only fun where Skinny Girl is served. 

I'm pretty sure the girls think Ramona is crazy. But they are polite to their elders and Romona takes this as friendship. hahahaha. I can only imagine how they are talking after the fact-- I'm sure that dinner was awkward as hell, but they all went because Ramona was paying.

Ramona's explanation of what happened with the lights at Dorinda's was exactly what I thought. There were bright lights, there was no one around to yell out to turn them off, she she pulled them off instead of looking for a switch. Very diva. How dare Dorinda not send someone in to tuck her in. I love how she gave the real story to Avery's friends who are completely freaked out and would never dare object to a thing she says. 

The wedding was kind of cute. It was almost like two teens marry. Though I can't stop thinking how he looks exactly like uncle fester. That nose, too. But if he penis is shaped like that, with the hook, I get why he is a ladies man. And I get his ego. Long and curved. I think though that Tom realized he couldn't get the same chicks he once could and realized he needed to settle down. He was smart that way. He's right. 

I didn't realize Luann was taller than Tom till the wedding. They both seemed pretty happy, so that was nice. Her kids are very beautiful

I can't believe Carole has never had dim sum. She must know exactly 0 Asians, because it's incredibly popular. Because I'm so cultured myself (not really) I have to look down on her about this. She didn't even KNOW about dim sum! I had to laugh at how white she is. And my god, she lives in New York City! She's very elite . 

I thought it was funny that Bethanny had to take Carole to see the cultural side to New York in Chinatown, which is sort of mainstream at this point,  after the dim sum. Even Bethanny was shocked at how white Carol was and needed some culture lessons. But Carole didn't seem too interested. That said, I can't believe Carole has never even HEARD of dim sum! Kind of depressing. Thank god for Bethenny trying to educate her a bit and expose her to the world. Adam has never taken her for dim sum? This blows my mind.

I feel like Carol is horrible in bed. 

Edited June 15, 2017 by bravofan27

[HunterHunted]

6 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Avery's friends must have wanted to be on TV so bad when they agreed to hang out with Ramona and talk about...Ramona. Ugh! 

I would happily exchange any of Avery's friends for Ramona. 

Is this what Ramona means when she says she blacked out?

Was this the guy who was standing next to Moaner at her charity party?

[Pickles]

Wow, Carole is a major sourpuss in Chinatown.

So, Carole is now hinting that Tom is gay?

[Martinigirl]

4 minutes. 4 minutes of the wedding. LOL

[Straycat80]

Even though Lu has made a horrible mistake in marrying Tom I thought she looked beautiful on her wedding day. And I loved her dress, very age appropriate. I thought they would have shown more of her wedding considering the huge build up to it. And I thought the beginning of the vows were the words to that awful song she did a few years ago (can't recall name of awful song). 

[Wendy]

No wonder Carole and Adam are growing apart, he is a chef and Carole, well. 

Carole is like those spoiled children who want chicken nuggets and fries anywhere they go. 

Be a little bit more daring Carole, try something new, you might be pleasantly surprised. 

[ryebread]

1 minute ago, Pickles said:

Wow, Carole is a major sourpuss in Chinatown.

And Bethenny just called Carole 'boring' to her face.  Do you think Carole now believes Ramona when Ramona told her that Beth called her boring?

*I* believed Ramona.  Most of us have said that about Carole over the seasons.  

So hearing Ramona, Bethenny and the others say it (people who actually spend time with her boring azz) - was absolutely no surprise to me at all.  And utterly believable.

[Martinigirl]

LMAO! After wedding party for those who haven't slept with Tom. Party of one. LOL!!!!!

OMG!!! Old habits die hard????????????

[Wendy]

That aftermath party? LMAO, OMG This is why I can't quit Bethenny. 

Old habits die hard? Yes, Tom........ WE KNOW the only one in denial is your new wife. 

[Bronzedog]

I definitely wouldn't attend a party for a wedding I wasn't invited to.  

It must be hard being a rich kid.  Avery's friends are stuck listening to an old woman's problems and Luanne's daughter is stuck being a 30 year old flower girl.

[Martinigirl]

Countess no more...after party for those not invited to the wedding in the .......BASEMENT. 

Is Tom hitting on Tinsley?!

Edited June 15, 2017 by Martinigirl

[Pickles]

The venue for Luann's party was awful. Just some drab corner room. No decorations at all. I guess that's all the second class citizens (non wedding guests) get. 

[izabella]

13 minutes ago, bravofan27 said:

I can't believe Carole has never had din sum. She must know exactly 0 Asians, because it's incredibly popular. 

She was such a pill during that entire visit to Chinatown!  Not interested in dim sum, didn't like the plain chocolate ice cream she ordered, what was her problem? 

[AnnaL]

6 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

LMAO! After wedding party for those who haven't slept with Tom. Party of one. LOL!!!!!

OMG!!! Old habits die hard????????????

I LOL at those lines too.

Tom doesn't want to wear a ring? F*&^ing BOOO

If I was Luann I would have him tattoo a ring on his finger. 

[ladle]

True story: my cable went on the fritz midway through this episode, and I didn't notice for probably a full ten seconds because I thought Ramona's frozen face was just her face now.
 

I missed most of Bethenny's sterile holiday party and the Ramona Singer Recapture-My-Youth Wine Hour.  I'm assuming nothing eventful happened?
 

The Afterwedding sounds like the title of a horror movie. 

[mbaywife123]

Shut up Ramona, you're lucky to be invited to anything.

Lu should have sent her an invite with a fake address that was a vacant construction lot with a port-a-potty on it.

[HunterHunted]

29 minutes ago, ryebread said:

And Bethenny just called Carole 'boring' to her face.  Do you think Carole now believes Ramona when Ramona told her that Beth called her boring?

*I* believed Ramona.  Most of us have said that about Carole over the seasons.  

So hearing Ramona, Bethenny and the others say it (people who actually spend time with her boring azz) - was absolutely no surprise to me at all.  And utterly believable.

I don't think Carole believed that Bethenny would tell Ramona, but not say anything to Carole because I didn't believe it either. If Bethenny said that Carole was boring within earshot of Ramona, then this is something that Bethenny has said straight to Carole's face. But there is no universe where ONLY Ramona has heard this.

How has Carole never had dim sum? Has she never been to Chinatown?

Edited June 15, 2017 by HunterHunted

[chick binewski]

Fifty bucks says Frenchie isn't actually french.

[Straycat80]

Sonja is criticizing Tinsley for dating a young guy? How old is Frenchie? 

Edited June 15, 2017 by Straycat80

[Martinigirl]

Anyone else think Frenchy may not actually be French? Bicycle ride, baugette? 

OMG!!! Kelly Bensimone once dated that Frenchy guy!

1 hour ago, mbaywife123 said:

Shut up Ramona, you're lucky to be invited to anything.

Lu should have sent her an invite with a fake address that was a vacant construction lot with a port-a-potty on it.

I think she did

Edited June 15, 2017 by Martinigirl