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S09.E11: A Countess No More

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ShawnaLanne
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Watching Ramona with her daughter's friends is embarrassing me.

Straycat80
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Avery's friends must have wanted to be on TV so bad when they agreed to hang out with Ramona and talk about...Ramona. Ugh! 

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Wait. I thought it was bad when Bethenny and her minions were calling Luann a slut gold digging whore. Then they switched it up that Tom was broke and looking for a Sugar Momma. Plus his penthouse isn

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What?

No mention of the ghosts of Christmas past or present?

Good Christmas Cheer?

Auld Lang Syne?

I think that maybe Lulu should look into the "old acquaintances to be forgot"?

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And everyone that is invited to beffy's party need to look under their seat!

There is a GC for 5 dollars off any skinny girl product, a 50 count package of SK napkins, note pad/pen and fridge magnet!

Merry and Happy!

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45 minutes ago, nexxie said:

I just watched the Bravo show about Luann's life before Bravo and found it pretty interesting. Didn't know she made moved back to U.S. because she was unhappy after a car accident and couldn't get back to normal.

I saw it too. She lived with a guy for two and a half years and he went on a trip, during that trip she met The Count, five days later they were engaged, she moved out of the house of this other guy without even having the decency of a face to face conversation.  

IMO if anybody fu&^ed her way to the top was Luann. 

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ShawnaLanne

ShawnaLanne

58 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

Wellllll......she did get top billing as the episode is named for her, so a synopsis including her is not needed. LOL

Yes, and as she noted on a Live feed from her Instagram account, her wedding will be half the episode. I suppose next season will be all about his cheating and the one after the divorce.

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ScoobieDoobs

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Rolling eyes very, very, very hard.  Way to get that obligatory SG plug in, Bethenny.  And what if you're invited to her party & you don't wanna drink that crap?  Will she scream & shriek at you & order you to leave?  Hell yeah.

Christmas holiday parties in June -- just after a record-breaking heatwave here in NYC?  Not into it, producers.  Not into it AT ALL!!

Sonja's French guy looks like a rentboy.  Guess she's using her Bravo dough to keep that dude around.

The Tinz is fun!

God, you are so freakin' annoying, Moaner.

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I officially have second-hand embarrassment. 

Ramona hanging with Avery friends and telling them her problems? WTF

These girls are utterly happy to be having drinks on your dime and cameras showing their faces on national TV If all they have to say is that you are 100% on everything so be it. 

I wish Bravo would have shown Ramona's charity event from the night before. It seems like Ramona not only didn't apologize but she dared to try to defend her appalling behavior. WTF

She has done the same on everything single hotel bathroom where she stayed with Sonja, WTF. 

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This episode. Gotta love editing. Ramona watching "judging" the girls with their wine. The girls trying hard to impress her. Ramona really holding in her tongue. She learns discipline here. Of COURSE Carole is having fun at the Skinny Girl party, and drinking it up. She knows to be friends with Bethanny, she needs to push the skinny girl. But a party with only Skinny Girl is FUN! She drinks when shit is fun, and you know it's only fun where Skinny Girl is served. 

I'm pretty sure the girls think Ramona is crazy. But they are polite to their elders and Romona takes this as friendship. hahahaha. I can only imagine how they are talking after the fact-- I'm sure that dinner was awkward as hell, but they all went because Ramona was paying.

Ramona's explanation of what happened with the lights at Dorinda's was exactly what I thought. There were bright lights, there was no one around to yell out to turn them off, she she pulled them off instead of looking for a switch. Very diva. How dare Dorinda not send someone in to tuck her in. I love how she gave the real story to Avery's friends who are completely freaked out and would never dare object to a thing she says. 

The wedding was kind of cute. It was almost like two teens marry. Though I can't stop thinking how he looks exactly like uncle fester. That nose, too. But if he penis is shaped like that, with the hook, I get why he is a ladies man. And I get his ego. Long and curved. I think though that Tom realized he couldn't get the same chicks he once could and realized he needed to settle down. He was smart that way. He's right. 

I didn't realize Luann was taller than Tom till the wedding. They both seemed pretty happy, so that was nice. Her kids are very beautiful

I can't believe Carole has never had dim sum. She must know exactly 0 Asians, because it's incredibly popular. Because I'm so cultured myself (not really) I have to look down on her about this. She didn't even KNOW about dim sum! I had to laugh at how white she is. And my god, she lives in New York City! She's very elite . 

I thought it was funny that Bethanny had to take Carole to see the cultural side to New York in Chinatown, which is sort of mainstream at this point,  after the dim sum. Even Bethanny was shocked at how white Carol was and needed some culture lessons. But Carole didn't seem too interested. That said, I can't believe Carole has never even HEARD of dim sum! Kind of depressing. Thank god for Bethenny trying to educate her a bit and expose her to the world. Adam has never taken her for dim sum? This blows my mind.

I feel like Carol is horrible in bed. 

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HunterHunted

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6 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Avery's friends must have wanted to be on TV so bad when they agreed to hang out with Ramona and talk about...Ramona. Ugh! 

I would happily exchange any of Avery's friends for Ramona. 

Is this what Ramona means when she says she blacked out?

Was this the guy who was standing next to Moaner at her charity party?

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Even though Lu has made a horrible mistake in marrying Tom I thought she looked beautiful on her wedding day. And I loved her dress, very age appropriate. I thought they would have shown more of her wedding considering the huge build up to it. And I thought the beginning of the vows were the words to that awful song she did a few years ago (can't recall name of awful song). 

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ryebread

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1 minute ago, Pickles said:

Wow, Carole is a major sourpuss in Chinatown.

And Bethenny just called Carole 'boring' to her face.  Do you think Carole now believes Ramona when Ramona told her that Beth called her boring?

*I* believed Ramona.  Most of us have said that about Carole over the seasons.  

So hearing Ramona, Bethenny and the others say it (people who actually spend time with her boring azz) - was absolutely no surprise to me at all.  And utterly believable.

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ladle

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True story: my cable went on the fritz midway through this episode, and I didn't notice for probably a full ten seconds because I thought Ramona's frozen face was just her face now.
 

I missed most of Bethenny's sterile holiday party and the Ramona Singer Recapture-My-Youth Wine Hour.  I'm assuming nothing eventful happened?
 

The Afterwedding sounds like the title of a horror movie. 

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HunterHunted

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29 minutes ago, ryebread said:

And Bethenny just called Carole 'boring' to her face.  Do you think Carole now believes Ramona when Ramona told her that Beth called her boring?

*I* believed Ramona.  Most of us have said that about Carole over the seasons.  

So hearing Ramona, Bethenny and the others say it (people who actually spend time with her boring azz) - was absolutely no surprise to me at all.  And utterly believable.

I don't think Carole believed that Bethenny would tell Ramona, but not say anything to Carole because I didn't believe it either. If Bethenny said that Carole was boring within earshot of Ramona, then this is something that Bethenny has said straight to Carole's face. But there is no universe where ONLY Ramona has heard this.

How has Carole never had dim sum? Has she never been to Chinatown?

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Martinigirl

Martinigirl

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Anyone else think Frenchy may not actually be French? Bicycle ride, baugette? 

OMG!!! Kelly Bensimone once dated that Frenchy guy!

1 hour ago, mbaywife123 said:

Shut up Ramona, you're lucky to be invited to anything.

Lu should have sent her an invite with a fake address that was a vacant construction lot with a port-a-potty on it.

I think she did

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