S06.E24: Love In La La Land

[GreatKazu]

45 minutes ago, butterbody said:

Forgot to ask, who was the little boy with Gary when they were showing Leah her new room? At first i thought he was Kristina's son but isn't he not allowed on camera?

 

Kristina has a daughter with her ex, not a son. 

Nova dumping all that seasoning on the raw meat was so natural to her. She learned that from her mother. Cate was shown pouring salt on her food during her pregnancy. 

Edited June 6, 2017 by GreatKazu

[Calm81]

I just finally watched this crapisode.

Amber - Are you that narcissistic that you believe Gary and Kristina bought a farm and 90-chickens to spite you? That's pretty delusional - it's called living life and trying new things. Just because he didn't do it with you when he was in his early 20s doesn't mean he's not allowed to do it now without you thinking it's a plan to aggravate you. I never used to paint, but I recently started taking classes, should I expect my ex-husband to be all "she's taking art to spite me?". GTFOH.

Also, shut-up about the "boss-lady" stuff. Anybody can run an e-commerce site these days. It's super easy. And you didn't HAVE to go to Puerto Rico for Cates Birthday. You have choices in life, and your daughter "Bew Bew" takes back seat for each one you make. When is she going to take first in your life?

Cate/Tyler - Nice to see Cate making an effort to not be filmed on her couch this season, and tossed the Zebra Hoodie, styling her hair, but shut-up with the foundation. Enough is enough with your foundation and "businesses". B & T asked Cate to keep their name out of the show and they didn't abide and they're wondering why the cold shoulder?

Maci - The first scene with maci painting Jayde's nails you can see a huge glass of wine, then it switches to "later that day" with her friend outside and there was a HUGE bottle of wine or champagne with 3/4 missing. Hell, and she says "we wait for the cameras to leave and drink..." unless she means " and drink MORE." I can't believe she was being so hostile with the baby while painting her nails - yikes!

I kinda liked the "tell them 'I'd rather poop in school then be full of shit," but I wouldn't want my kids swearing in school, but Maci always likes to be the "too cool for school," and I think I'm using too many quotes in this post, haha!

Farrah - Asaf is too clingy, ass-kissing for my liking. He's hot, but his neediness and over-complimentary personality is a boner-kill if women had peckers. He's still sweet. LOL. But I couldn't stand him full-time.

Farrah is being super normal these days and I'm seriously wondering what happened to the old Farrha, but it's a breath of fresh air, she's being nice to her mom and all.

 

The clip for next weeks episode looks like it was filmed in Real-time because it showed Amber and Matt arguing about him being back on drugs and Amber saying she won't marry Matt.

[butterbody]

9 minutes ago, Calm81 said:

 

The clip for next weeks episode looks like it was filmed in Real-time because it showed Amber and Matt arguing about him being back on drugs and Amber saying she won't marry Matt.

And referring to himself as "Daddy"! The Hell? It is gross to begin with, but even worse when it serves to remind us that he has fathered 96 children.

Thanks for the reminder in whose kid is who!@GreatKazu I think you're right about the cousin who pissed her off before.

[Snarky McSnarky]

54 minutes ago, swishandflick said:

I think it was interesting that Maci mentioned to her friend that once the cameras were gone they started drinking and going crazy. I never really thought Maci had a drinking problem, but that convinced me there may be something to that theory. No one told her to have 2 kids in the span of 3 years or whatever the time frame was. That's extremely stressful and it's no wonder that they are snippy with each other.

Imagine the stress if one or both of them had to actually get up every day and go to a job like 99% of the people their age.

[AmyFarrahFowler]

6 hours ago, CofCinci said:

 

Not sure why this appeared

6 hours ago, teapot said:

 

and C & T...omfg if that were me & my child picked up literal poop off the floor I would have been so embarrassed I would have kicked Dawn & the cameras & everyone out and disinfected the place.  they barely even flinched.  "oh, wow, good job, Nova!  didn't catch that!"

I would have sent Jeff to give oral pleasure (paraphrasing) to keep that off the show.

3 hours ago, ya both high said:

 

Major props to noVUH-LEE for immediately giving adoption-Dawn a true peak into to her “little environment” by not missing a beat and showing off her turd collection.

 

Over-all this episode left me with more questions than answers. Like when did Cate hit middle age? Does Ryan really think that a typical wedding party consists of a dad best man, mini best man, and flower-boy? (What’s a reception?) AND WHAT ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH DID THAT HYPNOTIST DO WITH THE REAL FARRAH?!

Guys, I need answers.

Welcome! It's been a very long time since I've laughed so hard that I had to pee. You are fitting in so well already.

2 hours ago, Calm81 said:

 

Maci - The first scene with maci painting Jayde's nails you can see a huge glass of wine, then it switches to "later that day" with her friend outside and there was a HUGE bottle of wine or champagne with 3/4 missing. Hell, and she

Why was she even painting baby Jayde's nails? Children are constantly putting their hands in their mouths. Jayde really will be able to claim that she ate paint chips as a kid. Hope they don't live under power lines too.

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[MissMel]

7 minutes ago, butterbody said:

And referring to himself as "Daddy"! The Hell? It is gross to begin with, but even worse when it serves to remind us that he has fathered 96 children.

Even worse than that!  Her dad is dead and it hasn't been that long ago that he passed.  This nasty ass, creepy SOB knows no low.  

[butterbody]

3 minutes ago, MissMel said:

Even worse than that!  Her dad is dead and it hasn't been that long ago that he passed.  This nasty ass, creepy SOB knows no low.  

Fuuuuuuck. Totally forgot about this. I'm going to be sick....

[GreatKazu]

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I think it was interesting that Maci mentioned to her friend that once the cameras were gone they started drinking and going crazy. I never really thought Maci had a drinking problem, but that convinced me there may be something to that theory. No one told her to have 2 kids in the span of 3 years or whatever the time frame was. That's extremely stressful and it's no wonder that they are snippy with each other.

@swishandflick it is more interesting when you consider Maci and Taylor are drinking while the cameras are filming them. We have lost count with how many times we have seen wine and beer cans all over the place as they film them. According to Maci they drink when the cameras leave. No. They drink MORE when the cameras leave and all hell breaks loose. Maci is still trying to paint a lovely picture of a couple bickering and quickly resolving their problems by going to counseling. As someone else noted, rehab might be the thing Maci needs. 

[imjagain]

53 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

B&T are damned if they do, damned if they don't.  A few years ago (before the wedding) when B&T tried to close the door, C&T encouraged their fans to attack the couple. All their private information was released online and C&T did nothing to stop the fans from harassing that family.  They most likely attended the wedding only to prevent harassment. 

That really horrible.  C&T are so freaking luck B&T are nice people. 

[Tara Ariano]

In case you missed it, here's the Previously.TV post on the episode!

 

Farrah's Televised First Date Is One Of Many Awkward Things That Happen On Teen Mom

There's a lot of poop talk, but not a lot of shit talk.

[poeticlicensed]

1 hour ago, RamonaSenomar said:

And I want to start a #FreeStarburst movement if there isn't one already.  I swear I almost heard that little horse mumble "get me the f'k outta here ..." when Farrah approached it.

I forgot about poor Starburst. I thought part of the reason Farrah was moving to San Diego is so she could have land on which to have Starburst. I don't think Farrah has enough money to purchase a ranch in the proximity of LA. So what happens to Starburst?

[ginger90]

So Cate and Tyler started a children's clothing line. What have we been shown of Cate's involvement besides nodding her head? But, the foundation, which is years away according to her, has led to her asking permission to use Carly's name, and has gotten her out of the house to look in to it. Interesting woman, that Cate!

[Marisagf]

OMG!  So much this week!  But most of you have already touched on it.

I am appalled at Maci's language about her kids.  I never swear around my daughter - and only if it slips out by accident.  I would never tell my kid that I make her "ass" dinner.  Farrah frequently drops the f-bomb at her mother while in front of her daughter. 

Amber making up Leah to look like a kinderwhore was just ridiculous! The kid didn't even look all that into it!  Also, I hate nail polish on babies and toddlers. And Farrah and the make up with Sophia.  People: Stop trying to make your kids into an adults!  It will happen soon enough and then you will reap what you have sewn.  Jeez!

Cate and Tyler talking about this foundation: all I could think was, aren't  they putting the cart waaaaaaaay before the horse?  They don't even know what they are talking about!  At least Dawn put them in touch with some people doing the actual work so they could maybe get a clue.  They are so dumb it angers me!

Okay, why are all so gung-ho about living on a farm?  Are property taxes that cheap?

Edited June 7, 2017 by Marisagf

[ginger90]

I can't stand when Dawn makes an appearance on the show. 

[smores]

I honestly don't have a huge issue with the language around the kids.  I grew up with adults cursing around me (as did just about everyone I knew), and it was basically a situation where there were words you can use as an adult and words you can use now.  Overall, I firmly believe that curse words are just part of language anyway and people just give them context, I'm more upset by someone using some sort of slur than I am an F bomb.  That doesn't mean that I don't watch what I say around kids, and my in laws, etc, that was another lesson we got as kids, there is a time and place for swearing.  For example, if we got in trouble for swearing at school, we'd have been in more trouble at home for being stupid enough to swear at school than for actually saying the word in the first place.  

Amber has said herself that she is bipolar and has borderline personality disorder.  She is pretty much acting exactly the way you'd expect someone to with those issues.  The one thing I will give her credit for is that she is aware of them and taking meds, and hopefully also getting other treatment for them.  Personality disorders are a difficult thing to change and the person with them has to be super motivated to do so, so at least she's taking some steps.  

I just don't have words for Cait and Tyler and their child showing off poop to visitors.  They were not even embarrassed! And then Dawn had to suggest washing her hands?  Ugh.  

[Faul McCartney]

9 hours ago, bounnatalie said:

Anyone catch the quick camera focus on the bottle of medication and the black cat at Amber's? Were they Amber's or Matt's... ha ha

The green prescription bottle? It was definitely weed. 

[MissMel]

14 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

I can't stand when Dawn makes an appearance on the show. 

At least she got some poops this time.  

And a little dog, in a huge necklace, on her lap.

[CofCinci]

24 minutes ago, Marisagf said:

Okay, why are all so gung-ho about living on a farm?  Are property taxes that cheap?

Yes!  I'm about to do the same as Gary. We live in the trendy urban core of Cincinnati -- in a neighborhood that has been gentrified over the last few years (OTR for those in the know). Our property taxes have grown to $800/month and there is nothing we can do to stop it. We have to sell. Luckily we will sell with a nice profit because real estate in OTR is insane right. I work in rural Indiana, in a clinic about 30-40 minutes commute from my home in OTR and I want to purchase close to my office. Our property taxes will be about $1100/year or less because I'm a disabled veteran and that state/county exempts for disabled veterans (unlike Ohio).  So I'm excited as fuck to move because, like Matt "Daddy" Baier, I loves me some money!!!  I'm going to get me a cowboy hat like Gary and some chickens. 

7 minutes ago, Faul McCartney said:

The green prescription bottle? It was definitely weed. 

Really? Indiana does not allow for medicinal marijuana. 

20 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

I can't stand when Dawn makes an appearance on the show. 

She is possibily a very unethical social worker, to the point where I often struggle with whether or not her lack of boundaries with her clients is a violation of the NASW Code of Ethics or state laws/rules; however, we've actually discussed this at work (clinical social workers who watch TM) and her clients are actually B&T and we haven't seen her harm her clients. 

Edited June 6, 2017 by CofCinci

[MissMel]

10 minutes ago, Faul McCartney said:

The green prescription bottle? It was definitely weed. 

I haven't noticed a green one yet but here's the one on the kitchen counter, just before they leave to get Leah.

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Edited June 6, 2017 by MissMel

[politichick]

15 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

Escorting, not porn.  But yeah, those "businesses" are fronts.

Why are you guys being so harsh? The businesses are not fronts and actually exist. They have yelp reviews, some of which are not good. Say what you will about Farrah and her different personalities, but the girl hustles in more ways than one.

Amber is amazing. The jealousy and spitefulness she felt after learning about Gary's new house and his chickens was palpable. She should try to be nicer because Gary may one day be the only landlord willing to have her sorry ass under a roof!

[GreatKazu]

1 minute ago, MissMel said:

I haven't noticed a green one yet but here's the one on the kitchen counter, just before they leave to Leah.

And there is a bottle of wine right here on the left. 

Amber, the supposed sober girl is mixing meds and wine. Or, Matt is encouraging her to drink wine with her meds. I will go further and just believe Amber is abusing her meds or Matt is helping her abuse them by giving her the medication when she is drunk. 

@smores Amber says she is bipolar, but is she taking her meds properly? Is she abusing them? We know she loves her wine. It is not good for her to mix any meds with wine. She should be in therapy or counseling for her mental issues and sobriety issues. She is not seeing a therapist. She gets pretty upset at the reunion shows when 12 steps are mentioned. She made it clear she does not need to do the post-therapy work that she should be doing. I bet Matt encouraged her to not see a therapist because she may open her beady-little eyes and see him for what he is. 

[ghoulina]

3 hours ago, swishandflick said:

 

I liked that Dawn was subtly trying to advice Tyler and Cate to help/volunteer at an already existing charity instead of starting their own "foundation" and Tyler basically bulldozes right by that advice.

 

She totally was. She shows up at their house and within 2 minutes the feral toddler is proffering mystery poop. Dawn knows these chucklefucks can't run a wash machine, let alone a foundation. She basically told them there's a million charities out there, there's no need for any more. But Tyler took, "we don't need to reinvent the wheel" to mean - "Go get ideas from other charities and pass them off as your own". 

[FairyDusted]

Loved Garys new digs! Way to go! I bet he pays his taxes. 

[MissMel]

@GreatKazu, I'll check but I think that's olive oil.  I thought it was wine at first, too.  

[ginger90]

A prescription bottle with no lid, good for children, cats, and dogs.

[GreatKazu]

1 minute ago, MissMel said:

@GreatKazu, I'll check but I think that's olive oil.  I thought it was wine at first, too.  

Ah yeah, it could be olive oil. But we do know in previous episodes there were wine bottles around and Amber admits to drinking. We have seen them drink. 

[ghoulina]

15 minutes ago, MissMel said:

I haven't noticed a green one yet but here's the one on the kitchen counter, just before they leave to get Leah.

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Doesn't look like the lid is on that bottle. And she wants her kid around more??? Or what if the big dog somehow knocked it down and one of the pets got into it? Irresponsible hag. 

[poeticlicensed]

WTF is this?

[mamadrama]

So I cuss like a sailor around my kids. I use language that makes my poor British husband blush.

But I would never do it on national television. It IS possible to rein that shit in.

[AmyFarrahFowler]

13 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

She totally was. She shows up at their house and within 2 minutes the feral toddler is proffering mystery poop. Dawn knows these chucklefucks can't run a wash machine, let alone a foundation. She basically told them there's a million charities out there, there's no need for any more. But Tyler took, "we don't need to reinvent the wheel" to mean - "Go get ideas from other charities and pass them off as your own". 

You could totally see the hamster on the wheel working overtime after Dawn said that. That was exactly what TyTy was thinking

[poeticlicensed]

Why are these people such slobs in their own homes? Crap all over the floors, counters, furniture. Take out boxes everywhere. It's like they don't even see the mess. I realize they have kids and kids are messy,  but if I knew my home was being videotaped, I'd be up nights cleaning. And I worked full time when my kids were little, which is more than these fools do.  

[Faul McCartney]

41 minutes ago, MissMel said:

I haven't noticed a green one yet but here's the one on the kitchen counter, just before they leave to get Leah.

I already deleted the episode and it's not on demand yet, but I definitely saw a green prescription bottle. They could have gotten it in another state if medical MMJ isn't legal in Indiana. They could have even gotten it on a recent trip to California. I haven't tried it, but my understanding is that security at LAX won't take marijuana these days.

I've never seen anything but MMJ in green prescription bottles. I was quite the stoner pre-baby and used to have a million of those bottles :)

ETA: I just looked up the episode online and I think MTV may have cut the green bottle. I think it was at the beginning, right after the camera focused on their cat with the blue eyes. I set it to re-record this afternoon. I specifically thought I'd bring it up on here when I saw it so I know it was there!

Edited June 6, 2017 by Faul McCartney
more info about that sweet ganj

[LotusFlower]

8 hours ago, CofCinci said:

There is no such thing as an 'open' adoption.  B&T are Carly's parents and can communication any way they want (or not communicate) with C&T.  It's not a legal agreement.

B&T have been quite generous.  If C&T didn't willfully disregard the boundaries and limits they would see the child more. 

I understand, but I guess I'm looking at it a little differently.  I always thought it was an open adoption, and if that's not true technically, it was certainly an "open agreement," as the screen grab shows.  All parties thought this openness - frequent contact, visits, updates, and (limited) tv show documenting was a good idea, and gave it a go.  As the years went by, B&T didn't like how things were evolving, so they changed their minds about things, which was not only their right, but a decision I understand and agree with.  

However, things have evolved for Cate and Tyler in a completely different way.  Unlike B&T, they love being on tv, the fame, the money, the opportunities, and they want it to continue.  They have to talk about Carly because, at least before Nova was born, that was their role on the show - Cate was the teen mom who gave her kid up for adoption, so she's supposed to talk about it.  From this perspective, I blame MTV more than C&T for breaking boundaries and exploiting the situation.  Yes, C&T are posting pictures and talking about Carly when they were asked not to, but they're young, immature, not that smart, and never had smart role models to steer them in the right direction, so I think they honestly don't get what's wrong with what they're doing.  Are their parents giving them good advice?  Of course not, they're too busy getting high or going to jail.  Is the adoption counselor?  No, she's too busy pushing her own agenda.  Is MTV, or the show's producers?  Again, of course not - they're the ones behind all this exploitation.  And then there's social media, where "fans" tell them their shit doesn't stink, and support and validate every little thing they say and do.  Do you guys all know that tons of fans on SM tell AMBER that she's a good mother?  I mean, whaaa?  Amber?  So just imagine the support C&T get, and what that must do to your thinking.  

Just to be clear, I'm not on their side at all, - I'm totally Team Brandon & Theresa.  But I used to really like and even admire C&T, and their story, including their evolution, is the saddest to me.  They're wrong in what they're doing, but they don't know that.

[pheebs]

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And that weird long shot at the end where the chair with amber sitting in it is shoved over in the corner and the camera pulls out to reveal some faux sculpture/ bust on the table. I nearly lol over her "klassyness" of collecting "art" . 

That was the weirdest chair ever. Like sex-chair weird. I also enjoyed the long, loving shot of her pill bottle on Amber's kitchen counter. I heart you, editors.

[leighroda]

I would believe C&T were capable of running a foundation if they VOLUNTEERED (not paid speaker) even once for anything. Naming it after Carly is highly inappropriate and I hope and pray have a lawyer on speed dial, because clearly C&T don't get subtle. Even if they got to the point of starting a foundation, they would probably just be raking in money, and not actually helping to do anything. 

Im not defending Amber, but she might have "had" to go to PR if it was a storyline MTV pushed... I don't believe it makes it ok because it was just one weekend out of the 52 in a year (I have no idea what the actually custody agreement is or how often she skips) that Amber missed, especially while touting the storyline that she is so depressed... also if it was something she had to do, why couldn't she make arrangements before hand like tell Gary, I have to be gone this weekend, but could we swap it for another one, instead of pulling a Jenelle and getting all mad when you spring it last minute and the custodial parent says no. 

[Faul McCartney]

23 minutes ago, Faul McCartney said:

I already deleted the episode and it's not on demand yet, but I definitely saw a green prescription bottle. They could have gotten it in another state if medical MMJ isn't legal in Indiana. They could have even gotten it on a recent trip to California. I haven't tried it, but my understanding is that security at LAX won't take marijuana these days.

I've never seen anything but MMJ in green prescription bottles. I was quite the stoner pre-baby and used to have a million of those bottles :)

ETA: I just looked up the episode online and I think MTV may have cut the green bottle. I think it was at the beginning, right after the camera focused on their cat with the blue eyes. I set it to re-record this afternoon. I specifically thought I'd bring it up on here when I saw it so I know it was there!

I found it! It actually doesn't look like it has weed in it but I'm still on board with weed being the source of the green bottle. They could have smoked it all. Also, who keeps an empty bottle of wine on the counter?

 

Edited June 6, 2017 by Faul McCartney

[Birdee]

MTV finally put the episode online and even after reading everyone's responses here, these mooks still never cease to amaze me.

The amount of hatred Amber had in her voice and face for Gary's poor chickens in worrisome. She should never be left alone with the foul. And I feel like I say this every week, but Gary is a much better person than I am. If someone put "hooker baby"  make up on my daughter and thought that was an appropriate term to use, I'd punch them in the throat. 

I must say, I was proud of Maci. She knew that 85% plus 15% equals 100%. It also appears they used a real therapist as opposed to whatever it us C&T use.

Speaking of C&T, they are the nastiest people ever. My home isn't near spotless, but you can bet  you butt I could find a piece of poop if it somehow manged to make its way outside of a diaper or toilet. And yes, the foundation (stop using that word 1000x per episode) is a terrible idea. I could see some poor homeless teen mom-to-be coming to them for help and Cate's Eeyore attitude about how bad her adoption has gone turning the girl away from adoption and towards keeping a child she doesn't want or need.

Edited June 6, 2017 by Birdee

[butterbody]

Hi! Your friendly neighborhood (licensed) marijuana consultant here! That definitely looks like a marijuana bottle, although they do come in all colors now. I am looking more at the large label not fitting the way it would on a regular rx bottle.

Still not legal in Indiana, but Chicago is, and that's just a hop skip and a jump away. I remember people used to drive to IN for cigarettes because there was no tax. I'm sure its very easy to get medical marijyana there. 

[AirQuotes]

4 hours ago, butterbody said:

I love how frugal Gary is, and wondered what he'd do with 90 chickens. Then I remembered he now owns a cookie company. He was probably spending a fortune on eggs, and now his cookies will be made with a farm fresh, local ingredient. Gary is basically living my dream. 

Gary owns a cookie company?  I missed that bit, but good for him!  That guy is nailing it and what a pleasant surprise.  In the beginning, Gary was one of the ones I felt most sorry for.

[LotusFlower]

9 minutes ago, leighroda said:

I would believe C&T were capable of running a foundation if they VOLUNTEERED (not paid speaker) even once for anything. Naming it after Carly is highly inappropriate and I hope and pray have a lawyer on speed dial, because clearly C&T don't get subtle. Even if they got to the point of starting a foundation, they would probably just be raking in money, and not actually helping to do anything. 

Im not defending Amber, but she might have "had" to go to PR if it was a storyline MTV pushed... I don't believe it makes it ok because it was just one weekend out of the 52 in a year (I have no idea what the actually custody agreement is or how often she skips) that Amber missed, especially while touting the storyline that she is so depressed... also if it was something she had to do, why couldn't she make arrangements before hand like tell Gary, I have to be gone this weekend, but could we swap it for another one, instead of pulling a Jenelle and getting all mad when you spring it last minute and the custodial parent says no. 

Re: Cate - I absolutely agree that she should volunteer.  I think I heard her tell the pregnancy house person that she would "drop everything" to come over and help out.  I'll believe it when I see it.  As for wanting to name a foundation after Carly, I think she honestly thought that would be received well.  She doesn't get it.

Re: Amber - she's like a non-custodial, out-of-town dad who wants to see his kid whenever he feels like it, as opposed to considering regularity and consistency.  

[butterbody]

13 minutes ago, Faul McCartney said:

I found it! It actually doesn't look like it has weed in it but I'm still on board with weed being the source of the green bottle. They could have smoked it all. Also, who keeps an empty bottle of wine on the counter?

 

Furthermore, whats the large white/clear plastic container? On my teeny phone, it appears to contain a preroll. The cone ones with the paper filters. They look just like the ones we sell, but if we used a container that size, it would hold about 10 joints.

Nah.. I enlarged it. Not a preroll. Wtf is that thing?

Edited June 6, 2017 by butterbody
Baked

[MissMel]

That's about as close as I can get on it.

[AmyFarrahFowler]

3 minutes ago, butterbody said:

Hi! Your friendly neighborhood (licensed) marijuana consultant here! That definitely looks like a marijuana bottle, although they do come in all colors now. I am looking more at the large label not fitting the way it would on a regular rx bottle.

Still not legal in Indiana, but Chicago is, and that's just a hop skip and a jump away. I remember people used to drive to IN for cigarettes because there was no tax. I'm sure its very easy to get medical marijyana there. 

Nice to meet you! West coast consultant here. Chicago could be an option but they would need state ID with an Illinois address. It's possible it would be obtainable I suppose but the likelihood of being recognized would be very high (get it? hahahaha I'm a dork).

[butterbody]

1 minute ago, MissMel said:

That's about as close as I can get on it.

Thank you!!!! Its empty, and that is some sort of wrist strap. Ganja on the go? I need to get one of these for myself!

1 minute ago, AmyFarrahFowler said:

Nice to meet you! West coast consultant here. Chicago could be an option but they would need state ID with an Illinois address. It's possible it would be obtainable I suppose but the likelihood of being recognized would be very high (get it? hahahaha I'm a dork).

High! I was thinking more black market. Here in AZ, everyone knows someone with a card. Lots of small time dealers, which is why they only let you get 2 1/2 oz every 14 days. 

[AmyFarrahFowler]

19 hours ago, butterbody said:

Thank you!!!! Its empty, and that is some sort of wrist strap. Ganja on the go? I need to get one of these for myself!

High! I was thinking moWere black market. Here in AZ, everyone knows someone with a card. Lots of small time dealers, which is why they only let you get 2 1/2 oz every 14 days. 

How unfairly generous! Seattle dispensaries only allow that much every 30 days.

Edited June 7, 2017 by AmyFarrahFowler
Geezalou these typos lately!!

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

14 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

Gary should totally lose a bunch of weight.  Amber would blow a god damned gasket.  

"he's not dooooing it for his HEALTH! He's doooooing it to SPITE ME."

 

6 hours ago, poeticlicensed said:

I'm sure part of Amber's jealousy is fueled by her feelings that if it wasn't for her and TM, Gary wouldn't have anything. And the fact that he has used his proceeds from TM to better his life and his family's life, while Amber has blown every cent and is being chased by creditors and the IRS has her fuming. I wish Gary would do something about his weight. He certainly is more active than he used to be, maybe if he got bariatric surgery he could lose all that weight. I can't even imagine Amber and her mommy makeover's reaction if Gary did that. She would lose her shit. 

Maybe we need to start a fund me to pay for bariatric weight loss surgery for Gary? (I'm kidding. But I'd love if he'd get the surgery, stick with the health changes, and be healthy for Leah....and I'd pay to see Amber's reaction...)

Note to Amber & Matt....if you want us to believe that you're "sober," hide the booze and pot before the cameras show up. I'm pretty sure even Catelynn and Tyler and (most of the time) Jenelle manage to throw their pot, water pipers, and rolling papers in a drawer or closet before filming.

 

What is a "wrist strap"???? 

Edited June 6, 2017 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[Faul McCartney]

12 minutes ago, butterbody said:

Thank you!!!! Its empty, and that is some sort of wrist strap. Ganja on the go? I need to get one of these for myself!

High! I was thinking more black market. Here in AZ, everyone knows someone with a card. Lots of small time dealers, which is why they only let you get 2 1/2 oz every 14 days. 

I think in CA you can get two oz a day ? Idk how much it has all changed since it was legalized in January, I think it's still a bit of a gray area until the public shops are open. 

[butterbody]

11 minutes ago, Faul McCartney said:

I think in CA you can get two oz a day ? Idk how much it has all changed since it was legalized in January, I think it's still a bit of a gray area until the public shops are open. 

Yeah I should have said, they only let us Arizona patients buy that much. Really throws a wrench into making RSO but honestly we're all just shocked that the law passed at all. Either way, I don't want to throw a negative light on any of them using marijuana as long as they did so responsibly. At least that way when they leave it on the counter with the lid off, the dogs wont be in danger.

I mean really, what's a little weed gonna do, turn thrm into lazy couch potatoes?

[Cherry Cola]

39 minutes ago, MissMel said:

That's about as close as I can get on it.

Matt's penis pump.  Oh, I mean Jeff's.   

 

Wait, I saw the picture of Matts junk.  That container would be way too generous.

Edited June 6, 2017 by Kimitria

[CaliforniaLove]

I don't think the green bottle looks like a weed container...at least in my experience purchasing from California dispensaries, I've never seen one that short. The clear one looks more to me like it would've contained some sort of weed product, except for the wrist strap. Regardless, there's some weird shit going on in that household.