S07.E14: Sweet Georgia Jayne

[Drumpf1737]

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She wasn't serious! That plane isn't built for crossing oceans/long flights.

Erika's husband or his company, has two planes. She's said on the show that he/the company bought the smaller one for "Erika Jayne" touring. In the episode (last season I think) Lisa made a thing about Erika having two planes. Sarcasm or British humor (whatever we're calling it this week) always holds a grain of honest jealousy/dislike IMO. LVP has an issue with Erika's lack of fucks and plentiful bucks--again IMO. She's not Brandi or Dorit. She doesn't need LVP to save her; she needs the show's paycheck but she's not trying to play LVP's game to keep it. Do we know if LVP personally or her company bought her jet?  

Okay I have to do some actual work now--hahahaha

Edited March 8, 2017 by Drumpf1737

[AndySmith]

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Darling those fries weren't served for eating, they were handed around for sniffing. Fat and calories don't go over very well in Beverly Hills. Sniffing a French fry with ketchup keeps you with in your allotted daily caloric intake of 150 calories. Zero carbs and calories... Fabulous!

That reminded me of that one episode of Sex and the City where they are in LA. Miranda goes on a date with an old friend from NYC. They go to a restaurant and he orders a steak, and instead of swallowing each bite, he chewed each bite, then spat it out. At the time I thought the show was exaggerating and taking the piss out of LA, but now, I think not really...

[zoeysmom]

Just now, WireWrap said:

She wasn't serious! That plane isn't built for crossing oceans/long flights.

Here is the flight route from LA to Hong Kong:  http://www.travelmath.com/flying-distance/from/Los+Angeles,+CA/to/Hong+Kong

A G4 fuel capacity is well under the distance:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulfstream_IV  There is no place to refuel on the most direct route to Hong Kong.

The plane flew to Greece.  It just depends which ocean you are crossing.  The G4 is an amazing airplane it just has certain distance limitations.  The one Mauricio was talking about was a G450.  This is latest and greatest Gulfstream G650-notice the increased range:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulfstream_IV

LVP wasn't serious but it was nice that she mentioned Erika had a private plane.

[TattleTeeny]

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Interesting take on Dorit. I can see how you'd feel that way. I guess I just jive with Erika's personality, so I generally view her with favoritism. EXCEPT for pantygate. Have we SEEN her videos?! Her camel toe? Some of the stuff she wears? That is a dress that she had to jump off of a building to get into (naked, mind you) and then she's horrified that someone commented that they could see her junk? I don't get that. Like, Dorit did say it perfectly, "you're going to put it out there on a platter...." and so on. 

Yeah, like ghoulina, I can't equate the two things. If, say, an actress has a shower scene that lots of people saw in a movie, it doesn't make it appropriate for people to leer outside a window while she takes a shower in her personal life.

[Jamie Satyr]

2 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

Here is the flight route from LA to Hong Kong:  http://www.travelmath.com/flying-distance/from/Los+Angeles,+CA/to/Hong+Kong

A G4 fuel capacity is well under the distance:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulfstream_IV  There is no place to refuel on the most direct route to Hong Kong.

The plane flew to Greece.  It just depends which ocean you are crossing.  The G4 is an amazing airplane it just has certain distance limitations.  The one Mauricio was talking about was a G450.  This is latest and greatest Gulfstream G650-notice the increased range:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulfstream_IV

LVP wasn't serious but it was nice that she mentioned Erika had a private plane.

I believe LVP was quite serious; just being flippant about it! As much as she has, she's still a user! I still remember when she lied about Eileen asking her to be on the 'her show' to try and appease her sensibilities of Erika being invited to do "Y&R!" She looked quite pathetic, old, & feeble begging like that! Love that Kyle exposed her right then and there! Maybe that's why she's leaving, LVP being exposed as totally F.O.S.! ;-)

[Giselle]

4 hours ago, Cranky One said:

 

He makes a lot of money posting his plagiarized pictures/jokes!

Rinna's lip was truly horrifying and fascinating at the same time.

I'm glad they throw in some non-drama episodes here and there. Breaks up the monotony. I did not pick up Erika's southern accent coming out. But then again, I live in MS where some people need subtitles when they talk! lol

Taylor still wins the lip manipulation battle with her epic cotton candy eating.

[TurtlePower]

I've always liked Erika and after this episode, I like her even more. I had a similar upbringing where nothing was handed to me--if I wanted it, I had to get there myself. NO crying about it, that won't solve your problem. I think she is right to feel guarded until she gets to know someone well enough. Don't see why Dorit is forcing the issue with Erika. 

Every time I see Dorit, I want to add an "o" and an "s" to her name ;).

[Wings]

Though my DVR is set to record first run only, I get a repeat of the most recent episode and it is titled Social Edition.  What does that mean?  It is the same damn episode.  

53 minutes ago, Jamie Satyr said:

I believe LVP was quite serious; just being flippant about it!

Bravo pays their way to destinations.  LVP was serious because flying on a private jet is better, in some regards, that commercial.  A commercial flight in business or first class is ultimately more comfortable because there is more room to recline or have a sleeping pod.   She was testing the possibility, using humor.  Why not?  It didn't offend Erika.  Often when it comes down to LVPs delivery, how you take it depends on if you like her or hate her.  :^)  I understand her humor and manner.  I like her.  

[princelina]

6 minutes ago, wings707 said:

Though my DVR is set to record first run only, I get a repeat of the most recent episode and it is titled Social Edition.  What does that mean?  It is the same damn episode.  

It's the same episode but they put what people "tweeted" on the screen.  I get them every week - they're stupid :)

[TattleTeeny]

We've all addressed this ad nauseam at the time of the episode. But I personally still think PK is responsible for his actions (leering or otherwise) regardless of the skirt--and that Erika seemed to me more annoyed that no one would drop it than she was at the fact that they accidentally saw her business. And some of us do see the parallel in the two scenarios.

Edited March 8, 2017 by TattleTeeny

[TattleTeeny]

RIGHT! Then I don't know anymore! I'm gettin' in the pool with the ponies.

[TattleTeeny]

Oh my god, where did your Linda Belcher go?!

[jaync]

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Then Lisa Vanderpump shouldn't invite herself to use it, if it's not even Erika's to give.

Erika proclaimed "we have two private planes", so why would Lisa assume that Erika doesn't own even one? Unless, she knows Erika to be a liar.

When Erika said the plane wouldn't be available (I guess she has the schedule memorized?), I would've loved it if LVP had asked "Is your other plane unavailable, too?"

[Drumpf1737]

35 minutes ago, jaync said:

I would've loved it if LVP had asked "Is your other plane unavailable, too?"

Which would've just confirmed she's the asshole I suspect she is. 

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When Erika said the plane wouldn't be available (I guess she has the schedule memorized?)

Or maybe she doesn't like presumptuous assholes demanding use of her shit. LVP has tried to ruffle Erika's feathers several times and lost herself invites to Erika's home. Now she's trying to recruit her to her coven and Erika won't go there. Kudos to Erika for having a mind of her own. 

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Erika proclaimed "we have two private planes", so why would Lisa assume that Erika doesn't own even one? Unless, she knows Erika to be a liar.

Ask the person who said Erika doesn't own planes, Tom/his business owns them; which is what I was responding to.

God forbid someone not bow to LVP and her favorite minion of the moment Dorit.

Edited March 8, 2017 by Drumpf1737

[Jamie Satyr]

12 minutes ago, QuiteContraryMoni said:

Both of em ;-) Go Erika(s)!

I'd tell the b!tch to "fly commercial" like everybody else! ;-)

[zoeysmom]

1 hour ago, TattleTeeny said:

We've all addressed this ad nauseam at the time of the episode. But I personally still think PK is responsible for his actions (leering or otherwise) regardless of the skirt--and that Erika seemed to me more annoyed that no one would drop it than she was at the fact that they accidentally saw her business. And some of us do see the parallel in the two scenarios.

I don't see the parallel when you put it on display it is not on the viewer. PK wasn't complaining, just remarking on the view.  Erika claims it didn't happened.  She also contributed by saying she wasn't wearing any panties, thereby drawing attention to her crotch.  As Kyle said, she assumed it was nude colored underwear and when Erika made the announcement eyes went to the area in question.  It is the dumb things people say after the goof is revealed that makes for fodder. 

It won't matter come the Reunion it will take up far too much time and energy and no one will own up to the fact as to their participation.  Erika will claim it is okay to go pantyless and announce it, Kyle, Rinna and Eileen won't cop to the notion they should have maybe suggested to Dorit it wasn't a good idea to revisit it, and PK will never say he should not have mentioned it on air.  Dorit will just keep talking and talking and turn off her co-stars and the audience.

I always remember the episode of Roseanne "Rear Window" , where they had geriatric nudist neighbors and ever had to take a look. Over and over again.

Edited March 8, 2017 by zoeysmom

[Jamie Satyr]

5 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

I don't see the parallel when you put it on display it is not on the viewer. PK wasn't complaining, just remarking on the view.  Erika claims it didn't happened.  She also contributed by saying she wasn't wearing any panties, thereby drawing attention to her crotch.  As Kyle said, she assumed it was nude colored underwear and when Erika made the announcement eyes went to the area in question.  It is the dumb things people say after their goof is revealed that makes for fodder. 

It won't matter come the Reunion it will take up far too much time and energy and no one will own up to the fact as to their participation.  Erika will claim it is okay to go pantyless and announce it, Kyle, Rinna and Eileen won't cop to the notion they should have maybe suggested to Dorit it wasn't a good idea to revisit it, and PK will never say he should not have mentioned it on air.  Dorit will just keep talking and talking and turn off her co-stars and the audience.

I always remember the episode of Roseanne "Rear Window" , where they had geriatric nudist neighbors and ever had to take a look. Over and over again.

I could never understand that "Roseanne" episode; even with DJ! They're old and not exactly doing anything! It was funny but I'd have moved on without a 2nd glance! Heaven knows how some people lay about; supposedly Rinna is a bit of a nudist around the home according to her kids! I wouldn't want to see that bag of bones either! ;-(

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[SCS]

3 hours ago, WireWrap said:

It ia her trip as it was scheduled to coincide with her scheduled trip there to protest the Yulin Dog Festival.

This is no different than Erika's trip to Greece. It was a trip that each HW already had planned and production decided to include it on the show. With Erika, only Kyle was free to attend but with Lisa, all of the others had open schedules at the time, so all went. But, this was an event that Lisa was already going to, HW show or not.

Pinky had a trip to Yulin (sounds like a bad kid-lit title) planned. And production appears to have seen an opp for a global HWs jaunt. If production pays, it's production's party. Naturally, if it can be shown that Pump 'n Todd covered the costs for everyone not named Pump 'n Todd, then, yes, it's their trip. If they paid. Which I doubt.

Re everyone's availability: going by the scene at Kyle's Sausage Stuffing shindig either 1) the whole I want to go!  Hong Kong squeeeee! You should come! Hey kids, let's put on a show in the barn! happened organically or 2) was the result of production notes for storyline purposes. Based on the incredibly poor line readings presented, I'm going with Door #2. YMMV LOL.

Edited March 8, 2017 by steelcitysister

[byrd]

Bless you Ericka, my mother died from complications of Alzhemier's in 2012, I feel your pain and I know how you miss her.

3 hours ago, snarts said:

No, I referred to the preview, where Erika tells Dorit off after a seemingly innocuous question.  Nothing Dorit has done warrants that venom.  Unless, of course, Ms. NoFucks is still holding onto that grudge about pantygate.  Then she can join Eileen on her pity party bus.

I like that Ericka keeps Dorit on edge.  Dorit's goal is to break Erick down, but that's not happening. That's right Ericka,  remain a mystery,   don't let these heifer's get to close to you .

[Keywestclubkid]

good god this was a boring episode.... but I do love me some Erika 

[Duke2801]

4 hours ago, QuiteContraryMoni said:

I can't even express how much I love this person's Kim recaps.  I'm havin a behbeh Kahl

LOL I know I was dying at this one!  So many good quotes.  This one in particular had me rolling:

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Dorit blinks to life. “Keem Reechahds was a ragin’ rock stah last naht!” I can’t think of a raging rock star that’s not also a raging alcoholic. Probably not the best choice of words in this climate.

[Jamie Satyr]

14 minutes ago, byrd said:

Bless you Ericka, my mother died from complications of Alzhemier's in 2012, I feel your pain and I know how you miss her.

I like that Ericka keeps Dorit on edge.  Dorit's goal is to break Erick down, but that's not happening. That's right Ericka,  remain a mystery,   don't let these heifer's get to close to you .

You see how Dorit betrayed her girl Rinna; repeating again and again to whoever listens about the bag of pills! I have to believe most were innocuous vitamins, but it definitely didn't look good after all concerned were all over the sobriety of Kim! The hypocrisy is mind-blowing; esp. when Eden joked about being able to name them all! ;-(

[lunastartron]

So it "makes Erika not like them" when acquaintances are excessively familiar or solicitous of approval yet a) she's friends with Rinna of all people (who somehow isn't a "sniper on the side" despite her efforts against Kim and Eden) and b) she was all over her mother for validation ("aren't you going to say I'm a good daughter?"; "people tell me I'm cold because I don't cry" which isn't true, is it?). 

This part of her redemption tour wasn't particularly successful to me because the introspection was so facile, myopic, and inchoate. I guess people should understand why Erika is restrained (except when sticking her hands in people's faces or fantasizing about the "webs" they spin immediately after meeting them) but the same can't be said for the effusiveness of others. 

Personally, I thought Eileen sounded like a dumbass when lauding Rinna for not being "covert" when she just got caught disparaging Kyle and Kim, um, covertly and lied about it in a clumsy attempt to bury her shit. 

[KungFuBunny]

Dorit has a problem with Ericka and it has nothing to do with Ericka. She’s still mad that PK saw Ericka’s puss and he liked the view. I also think he is a leerer  that looks at T&A whether or not his wife is present. If PK had an affair, I can see Dorit fixating and hating the girl he cheats with as opposed to going Lorraina Bobbit on PK. I think Ericka is prettier, younger looking, has better plastic surgery and has a far richer husband (so on Dorit’s end – I think there is envy at the very least)

Kyle – in the strapless dress for her store event. Oy…she was doing so well this season, so I guess I will give her one pass. I believe Kyle’s issue is she buys clothes that are the current trend and not right for her body/height. Now she either got a good stylist or found a stylist that she finally listens to. With Mauricio doing so much better financially, she needs to add tailor to her help list as well as having certain clothing items custom fitted/tailored by the designer – I’m sure she could get these written off as a business expense. The dress looked fine from under the boob down. She should have had the designer or a tailor build in a foundation to support her boobs. I think she was afraid that with a strapless dress her boobs might pop out and she did what many women do – which is buy a size down to hold you in. This only works in theory and you also end up with smashed potato boobs.

At The Fat Jewish event, I cracked up when the haunted heffa floated onto the conversation about Hong Kong.This had the same awkwardness as Eden saying she wanted to go . on the trip too. When LVP told Ericka you did that on purpose and when Ericka denied it while laughing in Lisa’s face I did too.

Rinna was an idiot for brown-nosing at the new Rescue/Dog Playground.

[Jamie Satyr]

1 minute ago, lunastartron said:

So it "makes Erika not like them" when acquaintances are excessively familiar or solicitous of approval yet a) she's friends with Rinna of all people (who somehow isn't a "sniper on the side" despite her efforts against Kim and Eden) and b) she was all over her mother for validation ("aren't you going to say I'm a good daughter?"; "people tell me I'm cold because I don't cry" which isn't true, is it?). 

This part of her redemption tour wasn't particularly successful to me because the introspection was so facile, myopic, and inchoate. I guess people should understand why Erika is restrained (except when sticking her hands in people's faces or fantasizing about the "webs" they spin immediately after meeting them) but the same can't be said for the effusiveness of others. 

Personally, I thought Eileen sounded like a dumbass when lauding Rinna for not being "covert" when she just got caught disparaging Kyle and Kim, um, covertly and lied about it in a clumsy attempt to bury her shit. 

Eileen will be in trouble at the reunion going a bit unscathed last year! She just wouldn't let LVP "slight" pass and forgive her! I understood it, but this season she just hasn't looked too good to me even with all the death and despair she may be feeling! She looks like an enabler and facilitator just like Rinna was criticizing Kyle doing for Kim! I can't be an apologist for bad behavior and I'd call out my bestie! I need to be consistent in my BS or NO ONE will take me seriously! ;-(

[zoeysmom]

2 minutes ago, Jamie Satyr said:

You see how Dorit betrayed her girl Rinna; repeating again and again to whoever listens about the bag of pills! I have to believe most were innocuous vitamins, but it definitely didn't look good after all concerned were all over the sobriety of Kim! The hypocrisy is mind-blowing; esp. when Eden joked about being able to name them all! ;-(

There are more self-inflicted controversy rising comments on this show than any other.  Given the number of professional performers in the cast it is not by accident.  Rinna knew damn well when she made the Xanax comment, and then proceeded to produce them, Xanax would come into play.  Brandi at her last Reunion, called Kyle and Rinna out for taking XANAX on their way to Amsterdam.  All Dorit, one of the few non-performers, asked if perhaps Rinna's behavior was "induced"?  Never were there comments about her being an addict.  Given her massive, denial performance in Mexico, it wasn't much of a leap to think perhaps her memory lapse and finger pointed was chemical driven. 

LVP's bad moment was using the word affair, she got away with it for the moment but it came back to bite her hard, over and over.   LVP knew what she was saying and was trying to be salacious.

[Stinamaia]

3 hours ago, Giselle said:

Darling those fries weren't served for eating, they were handed around for sniffing. Fat and calories don't go over very well in Beverly Hills. Sniffing a French fry with ketchup keeps you with in your allotted daily caloric intake of 150 calories. Zero carbs and calories... Fabulous!

I don't think this is odd.  I am on a very restricted diet. Sometimes when there are French fries around I eat one or maybe two for the taste. Sometimes I look at fabulous desserts, just to enjoy them visually. I compare it to window shopping. You don't have to wear the clothing to enjoy seeing it.  There are a zillion food items I can't eat, but I like other people to eat them.  I like their enjoyment  

I can see that when your body is a tool used for your livelihood, you have a different view of food and how it is consumed. Probably LA is a bit unhealthily focused on looks, but looks are a big part of an important local industry and it probably permeates other areas too.  

[KFC]

10 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Dorit has a problem with Ericka and it has nothing to do with Ericka. She’s still mad that PK saw Ericka’s puss and he liked the view. I also think he is a leerer  that looks at T&A whether or not his wife is present. If PK had an affair, I can see Dorit fixating and hating the girl he cheats with as opposed to going Lorraina Bobbit on PK. I think Ericka is prettier, younger looking, has better plastic surgery and has a far richer husband (so on Dorit’s end – I think there is envy at the very least)

Brian Moylan's recap on Vulture was a pretty spot-on assessment of Dorit:

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"Dorit, on the other hand, is so narcissistic that she thinks anyone whom she has devoted even an iota of attention upon should naturally love her. She is such a magnanimous soul that if she deigns to even talk to a person, of course they are going to love her. The fact that Erika doesn’t pisses Dorit off to no end. It demolishes her entire worldview and she can’t have her self-worth wounded like that."

I don't necessarily think Dorit is jealous of Erika, but I do think she resents that Erika isn't reacting the way she automatically assumes everyone should/most people do to her. 

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[SnarkKitty]

4 hours ago, QuiteContraryMoni said:

If someone walked up to me with that pathetic offering, I'd smack the tray into the air. Don't come to me with four fries. EVER.

 

[Stinamaia]

1 minute ago, QuiteContraryMoni said:

I can't emphasize how badly I want a bag of doritos.

Lol. Even when I could eat Doritos, I never wanted to eat Doritos. :-D

[dosodog]

3 hours ago, Drumpf1737 said:

Then Lisa Vanderpump shouldn't invite herself to use it, if it's not even Erika's to give.

And perhaps Erika shouldn't invite people on trips SHE isn't planning.  Particularly people like Eileen who has made it very clear that she neither trusts nor likes Vanderpump.

It's a tv show and the producers wanted some drah-mah.  But in real life if you're not the one planning the trip? Shut the fuck up in public about inviting people who can't stand the hostess.  Erika put LVP on the spot.  A total asshole move.  What's not an asshole move is to privately, without an audience, ask about inviting Eileen and or Rinna.

But then we'd have nothing to discuss on TV forums. 

Oh look.  The ponies are by the pool.......

[SnarkKitty]

2 minutes ago, QuiteContraryMoni said:

HAHAH!! Right?! I mean, let's be real.

Best. Reaction. Ever.

[ElDosEquis]

LVP 'asking' about EJ's jet was hilarious.

 

It's like the old bumpersticker - "Yes, it's my truck. No, I won't help you move."

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If she loves animals so much and was going to film a 'documentary' - realized by, starring, written, narrated and selling popcorn in the mezzanine - why didn't LVP ask EJ for a 'donation' to help her out?

"Oh.....heh......Erica dahling, I am filming a documentary and am looking for people to donate some money, time or services toward the project.....I'll throw you a bone and give a credit if you'd be so kind as to help out?"

I've hung photos using a sledgehammer.

It ain't pretty.

[AndySmith]

If LVP loves animals so much, she needs to stop dressing her dogs in those fug outfits. Talk about animal torture...

[ElDosEquis]

8 hours ago, Duke2801 said:

This episode took me to Snoozeville.  I actually like Erika but did not need an entire episode dedicated to her visiting her family home. I do concur that a Casual Erika is a much prettier Erika though.  She looked downright gorgeous in that scene at the end of her and her mom at the gravesite.  See, EJ, you don't need to set the makeup gun to "Clown" when you are not on the stage!?!

Now, as for an au natural Rinna in her "making breakfast" scene? Cue the Amy Schumer "Girl You Don't Need Makeup" video.  Cuz girl, you DO need makeup!  That smoothie looked delicious though. Oh and I call absolute and utter BS that she was suffering from a "stomach flu."  If you actually ARE the unfortunate victim of this malady, the LAST thing you actually think about doing is shopping (well next-to-last; sex probably takes the last position). 

I am a longtime Kyle fan, and have often defended her outfits - even when others have called her dumpy and fashion-impaired. But, Kyle, you're on your own with that strapless number you wore to your store opening.  That was pretty bad.  Much better when you put the jacket on top.

Speaking of that store opening. It was bad enough the HW thrust this "Fat Jewish" upon us during that insipid dog wedding on RHoNY.  But now Beverly Hills too?  Stop trying to make TFJ happen, Bravo. 

My guess?

Opioid induced constipation......She is full of shit.

[WireWrap]

1 hour ago, steelcitysister said:

Pinky had a trip to Yulin (sounds like a bad kid-lit title) planned. And production appears to have seen an opp for a global HWs jaunt. If production pays, it's production's party. Naturally, if it can be shown that Pump 'n Todd covered the costs for everyone not named Pump 'n Todd, then, yes, it's their trip. If they paid. Which I doubt.

Re everyone's availability: going by the scene at Kyle's Sausage Stuffing shindig either 1) the whole I want to go!  Hong Kong squeeeee! You should come! Hey kids, let's put on a show in the barn! happened organically or 2) was the result of production notes for storyline purposes. Based on the incredibly poor line readings presented, I'm going with Door #2. YMMV LOL.

Yes, production piggybacked the trip into the big trip this season and no one pays for any other cast member to fly, their hotel stays or their food. That is all comped by deals production/Bravo make before the trip happens. Erika didn't pay for Kyle to fly over to Greece either but no one is disputing that that was "her" trip.

Agree to disagree as we are now beating a long dead horse. LOL 

44 minutes ago, Jamie Satyr said:

You see how Dorit betrayed her girl Rinna; repeating again and again to whoever listens about the bag of pills! I have to believe most were innocuous vitamins, but it definitely didn't look good after all concerned were all over the sobriety of Kim! The hypocrisy is mind-blowing; esp. when Eden joked about being able to name them all! ;-(

Dorit did not betray Rinna, that conversation happened in front of Eden and on camera. LOL Also, Rinna pointed out that there were Xanax pills in that bag of pills, it wasn't all vitamins/supplements.

13 minutes ago, dosodog said:

And perhaps Erika shouldn't invite people on trips SHE isn't planning.  Particularly people like Eileen who has made it very clear that she neither trusts nor likes Vanderpump.

It's a tv show and the producers wanted some drah-mah.  But in real life if you're not the one planning the trip? Shut the fuck up in public about inviting people who can't stand the hostess.  Erika put LVP on the spot.  A total asshole move.  What's not an asshole move is to privately, without an audience, ask about inviting Eileen and or Rinna.

But then we'd have nothing to discuss on TV forums. 

Oh look.  The ponies are by the pool.......

Erika could have pulled Lisa aside, on camera, and ask her about inviting Eileen/Rinna just as easily as asking Eileen herself in front of everyone. I agree, it was an intentional asshole move by Erika to put Lisa on the spot/make her uncomfortable on camera.

3 minutes ago, AndySmith said:

If LVP loves animals so much, she needs to stop dressing her dogs in those fug outfits. Talk about animal torture...

Lisa explains why she dresses Giggy/Harrison. http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-7/videos/lisa-vanderpump-explains-why-she-always-dresses

[KFC]

Well if anyone has experience with being an asshole on camera to another HW, it'd be LVP.

[ElDosEquis]

2 hours ago, QuiteContraryMoni said:

Her upper lip is downright prehensile.

Check out the video of a tapir.....any tapir.

[Jamie Satyr]

6 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

Yes, production piggybacked the trip into the big trip this season and no one pays for any other cast member to fly, their hotel stays or their food. That is all comped by deals production/Bravo make before the trip happens. Erika didn't pay for Kyle to fly over to Greece either but no one is disputing that that was "her" trip.

Agree to disagree as we are now beating a long dead horse. LOL 

Dorit did not betray Rinna, that conversation happened in front of Eden and on camera. LOL Also, Rinna pointed out that there were Xanax pills in that bag of pills, it wasn't all vitamins/supplements.

Erika could have pulled Lisa aside, on camera, and ask her about inviting Eileen/Rinna just as easily as asking Eileen herself in front of everyone. I agree, it was an intentional asshole move by Erika to put Lisa on the spot/make her uncomfortable on camera.

Lisa explains why she dresses Giggy/Harrison. http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-7/videos/lisa-vanderpump-explains-why-she-always-dresses

You don't think anything was wrong when Dorit mused about the Xanax smoothie event with LVP and Boy George on camera? Seems like she was starting something to me! She's best buds with her "live-in" and LVP, so I consider it a betrayal just like Katherine running to LVP to comment on Erika saying "she's a sniper from the side!" I personally don't care because none of the women are looking too good to me! I wouldn't want to associate with any of them! ;-)

[Jamie Satyr]

4 hours ago, AndySmith said:

Dorit whining about how everyone else in the group loves her and opens up to her and Ericka doesn't and why don't you Ericka why why why YOU MUST LOVE ME!!!

Like, shut the fuck up, Dorit. Geez.

I'm the same way! I'm not going to open up too much with some part time stranger I barely know and I'd tell them to "get over it!" I don't fall in love or in line like most people! ;-)

Edited March 8, 2017 by Jamie Satyr
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[Rosebud1970]

2 hours ago, jaync said:

Erika proclaimed "we have two private planes", so why would Lisa assume that Erika doesn't own even one? Unless, she knows Erika to be a liar.

When Erika said the plane wouldn't be available (I guess she has the schedule memorized?), I would've loved it if LVP had asked "Is your other plane unavailable, too?"

This is not unlike, 

'I'm having a party.'

'We're not available. When is it?'

[Jamie Satyr]

6 minutes ago, Rosebud1970 said:

This is not unlike, 

'I'm having a party.'

'We're not available. When is it?'

Erika's not best buds with LVP; remember "she's a sniper from the side!" Why should she do her such a favor? LVP's a true user and mooch! "Get over yourself old lady!" ;-)

Edited March 8, 2017 by Jamie Satyr
Punctuation correction

[zoeysmom]

3 minutes ago, Jamie Satyr said:

You don't think anything was wrong when Dorit mused about the Xanax smoothie event with LVP and Boy George on camera? Seems like she was starting something to me! She's best buds with her "live-in" and LVP, so I consider it a betrayal just like Katherine running to LVP to comment on Erika saying "she's a sniper from the side!" I personally don't care because none of the women are looking too good to me! I wouldn't want to associate with any of them! ;-)

Actually I think it is fairly idiotic when one says something on camera and they get butt hurt because someone repeats it.  It is a control issue when and where they want the info released.  There is too much save it for the Reunion nonsense. 

It takes a lot for me to be taken back but I did think Dorit, at the home of a recovering alcoholic talking about spiking the 8pm smoothies with vodka was in poor taste.  Rinna not one to be one upped, went with the Xanax comment.  Sure it was a joke because it is just bad pharmacology to put a Xanax in a drink when all you have to do is pop it in your mouth.  The fact Rinna had them on hand made me think, she takes Xanax. 

Kathryn running and telling the others what Erika said was the right thing to do.  Why should bear the burden?  What was fake is Erika saying you have dashed all hopes of a friendship between LVP and myself.  Well dumb bitch don't make an inflammatory comment on camera.    

[TattleTeeny]

1 hour ago, zoeysmom said:

I don't see the parallel when you put it on display it is not on the viewer. PK wasn't complaining, just remarking on the view.  Erika claims it didn't happened.  She also contributed by saying she wasn't wearing any panties, thereby drawing attention to her crotch.  As Kyle said, she assumed it was nude colored underwear and when Erika made the announcement eyes went to the area in question.  It is the dumb things people say after the goof is revealed that makes for fodder. 

It won't matter come the Reunion it will take up far too much time and energy and no one will own up to the fact as to their participation.  Erika will claim it is okay to go pantyless and announce it, Kyle, Rinna and Eileen won't cop to the notion they should have maybe suggested to Dorit it wasn't a good idea to revisit it, and PK will never say he should not have mentioned it on air.  Dorit will just keep talking and talking and turn off her co-stars and the audience.

I always remember the episode of Roseanne "Rear Window" , where they had geriatric nudist neighbors and ever had to take a look. Over and over again.

Oh, maybe I responded with the wrong thing in mind then -- I was thinking more along the lines of the "she wears sexy getups on stage, therefore she must want people to look at her stuff 24/7" thing. Please, don't mind me if that's the case; I didn't mean to incite a big old crotch mess (ahahhaaaaaa, an intention I can honestly say I will never have in any situation. Though I might have crotch on the brain at the moment as I am trying to determine if there's a lady issue on the horizon or if, yet again, I have to find new soaps and lotions because of my ever-changing [never for the better] allergy issues. TMI--sorry! SORRY!). Carry on, with or without unmentionables solidly in place.

Edited March 8, 2017 by TattleTeeny

[motorcitymom65]

9 minutes ago, Jamie Satyr said:

You don't think anything was wrong when Dorit mused about the Xanax smoothie event with LVP and Boy George on camera? Seems like she was starting something to me! She's best buds with her "live-in" and LVP, so I consider it a betrayal just like Katherine running to LVP to comment on Erika saying "she's a sniper from the side!" I personally don't care because none of the women are looking too good to me! I wouldn't want to associate with any of them! ;-)

It sounded to me like she was trying to start something, and even LVP swatted her back and seemed shocked by her pronouncement and said she needed to clarify because it sounded like she was making an allegation. Then Dorit said it again to the group when they were at dinner in Mexico before Rinna showed up. 

She has a way of saying things that are bitchy, but saying them in a way to make them sound light and innocent. I probably just don't get it because I don't speak with her accent. The deal with the panties, when she greeted Erika at her party with something like "you look so much better than the last time you showed up at my house in that shirt", and last night when she thanked Erika profousely for her compliment, but then added "that's the first time you've ever given me a compliment". And even when she was acting like she wanted to get to know Erika better (when she has never done anything to make Erika want to get to know her better), but was telling her things about her that she didn't like or understand. She comes across as someone who has an agenda. 

[Jamie Satyr]

3 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

Actually I think it is fairly idiotic when one says something on camera and they get butt hurt because someone repeats it.  It is a control issue when and where they want the info released.  There is too much save it for the Reunion nonsense. 

It takes a lot for me to be taken back but I did think Dorit, at the home of a recovering alcoholic talking about spiking the 8pm smoothies with vodka was in poor taste.  Rinna not one to be one upped, went with the Xanax comment.  Sure it was a joke because it is just bad pharmacology to put a Xanax in a drink when all you have to do is pop it in your mouth.  The fact Rinna had them on hand made me think, she takes Xanax. 

Kathryn running and telling the others what Erika said was the right thing to do.  Why should bear the burden?  What was fake is Erika saying you have dashed all hopes of a friendship between LVP and myself.  Well dumb bitch don't make an inflammatory comment on camera.    

Didn't Katherine ask her for the opinion? It wasn't like Erika went out of her way to disparage or insult LVP; totally an opinion and QUITE TRUE! ;-)

[zoeysmom]

1 minute ago, Jamie Satyr said:

idn't Katherine ask her for the opinion? It wasn't like Erika went out of her way to disparage or insult LVP; totally an opinion and QUITE TRUE! ;-)

Actually Erika asked Kathryn for her opinion and it was favorable towards LVP.

Edited March 8, 2017 by zoeysmom

[TattleTeeny]

ONLY if you manhandle my head into the inescapable lock-'n'-load hugging position!

 

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If someone walked up to me with that pathetic offering, I'd smack the tray into the air. Don't come to me with four fries. EVER.

I have no poker face and it becomes obvious in food situations. Like when my BF brought me a veggie wrap the other night and it was smaller than usual--I was all "WTF is this shit now?" And the time I realized that a normal gin & tonic order at a bar does not come in a pint glass, I was practically scandalized!

Edited March 9, 2017 by TattleTeeny
To clarify that my nice BF (who eats far less than I do) did not make the wrap, but went and bought it. So it's the store that is the subject of my food ire!

[Thumper]

The TrashTalk recap was hilarious!

[motorcitymom65]

Did anyone assume, knowing that the Hong Kong trip was LVP's gig, that Eileen wouldn't be invited? Maybe I am slow this season, but I didn't ever get that vibe. I've heard all season long how Eileen cannot let anything go, but if LVP didn't invite her, wouldn't that mean that she hadn't let the stuff from last season go? Have they had major issues this season that I am unaware of? They seem to be getting along well for the most part. Not friends to be sure, but I haven't seen anything that would make me think LVP would invite everyone save for Eileen. I mean it's not like the Beth/Sonja deal on the NY show, where they were actively in the middle of conflict, and many were raging at Beth for daring to not want Sonja on her trip. I've always been of the mind that even though it is technically a "Bravo" trip, the gals can invite anyone they want, or not invite those they do not. I just like to understand the reasoning. I would have loved to hear LVP explain how she doesn't hold a grudge, but didn't want Eileen on her trip. No way she was going to go down that road. Her decision to be sure, she would just need to explain it.