S11.E15: Shamrocks And Shockwaves

[Giselle]

13 hours ago, Bronzedog said:

I have a few funny Jewish friends.  I had no idea, until tonight, that they are funny because they're Jewish.  Good to know.  Top 'o the nut house to ya!

Me too! To use "KKKelly non-logic" it must be why they are God's chosen people. Maybe it wasn't Adam's rib but Adam's funny bone that God used to create Eve. Wait, no, there was a metric F-ton of begats before Abraham, the father of Judaism. Must have been sometime after Isaac's close call that God gave the Jews the funny bone... the part of the covenant that wasn't talked about but was joked about thereafter... because they are funny you know.

Sheesh! Are KKKelly's sheets percale or satin?

[heatherchandler]

6 hours ago, bichonblitz said:

I can't believe fancy pants Heather thought that was a good time. She just doesn't fit with these nutjobs. She probably pretends she's acting on a sitcom or something. Why does she continue to stay on this trainwreck? 

I think that is exactly it - she is pretending to be on a sitcom!!  In her actress mind, these women are not her real friends, she really thinks she is above them.  

I bet Kelly is correct and Heather pretended to have bought the land with cash, but actually had to finance it.  She probably didn't LIE-lie, but alluded to the "buying it herself" part.  She is so f-ing phony.

I used to think that a lot of the preening and posturing is for the show, but after hearing her podcast, I think that is how she really is.  UNLESS she is keeping up the "character" for the podcast too.

 

4 hours ago, LIMOM said:

So Tamra finally got a taste of her own medicine?

Good for Kelly. Yes, she is delusional and antagonistic however Tamra earned that verbal lashing. And yes, she is a shitty mother. 

I hate Kelly, but I absolutely LOATHE Tamra.  Why do the women always have her back?  Kelly is right - she is a disgusting fucking liar!  She is the worst part of this show.  

She is an absolutely shitty mother, I remember her daughter (the one who won't speak to her) saying that she basically told her that she would speak to her again, or at least try to get on better terms if Tamra quit the show.  Tamra chose THE SHOW!  What garbage!

13 minutes ago, yourmomiseasy said:

 

1. Jeri Blank tells Kelly that everyone else is just a bunch of bullies that are just jealous of her

[Giselle]

2 hours ago, TheHappinessHotel said:

Not sure which poster mentioned the Twitter war (sorry!), but those two (Kelly and Tamra) are going at it!  I saw Gretchen and Lizzie on Team Kelly.

Who?

[VedaPierce]

1 hour ago, ryebread said:

I would've told Tamra, too.  But I would've had the self control not to tell her on the trip.  Shannon knew Tamra would lose her shit over that.  She has before over much less.  Shannon is a pot stirrer but now I think she's a stupid pot stirrer.  And this coming from someone who liked Shannon last season. 

As Ghoulina said upthread, they don't appreciate the opportunities they've been given.  To eff up a trip to Ireland is no big deal for them.  Time and place.  However, they're fighting for their spots, so any kerfluffle is a good kerfluffle.

I agree, and I agree with the poster who said that this was payback from shannon for tamra running to her about her mother in law. I know that we want our friends to have our backs and let us know when we are in the crosshairs, but I believe these women are not really sincere, loving friends. And really enjoy bringing garbage to each other in the cloak of 'having each others' backs. They really seem to relish hurting each other with nasty information...

[OFDgal]

42 minutes ago, Ubiquitous said:

I wondered if Vicki staged her bedroom with what's-his-name's shoes, now that you mention it.

I was thinking, what, he walked out barefoot? Definitely seemed staged.  She would have been smarter to put men's slippers there but we all know she's not that bright.. 

[VedaPierce]

1 hour ago, ryebread said:

 

Agreed that it's none of Kelly's biz and that she's obnoxious but I still believe TammySue embellished.  And if Tammy thought it was so horrible that Kelly was digging, why didn't she tell Heather when she first found out?  Tammy Sue is every bit as heinous as Kelly.

Excellent point! Why DIDN'T she tell Heather when it happened? Because she threw that out at the moment where it could hurt Kelly the most. She doesn't give a crap about any loyalty to Heather or keeping Kelly's secrets. She collects information about these wome to store up and use against them when it can do the most damage. Tamra is an angry piece of shit. Always was, always will be. 

[Sampson]

My favorite lines of the night.

Tamra - “Sometimes you’re a little bit crass”

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Heather – “You’re being racist”

Kelly – “I’m not being racist, I’m Mexican”

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Kelly – “You’ve got no sense of humor, I was kidding”

Heather – “I do; I’m Jewish”

[tinaw]

When will theae women stop giving Kelly Dodd booze? For that matter Vicki shouldnt get any either.

Vicki wants to party so ireland gets to suffer for it. I hope Ireland bands vicki from ever returning and her little toadie Kelly

I dont blame heather for being upset, but then was not the right time to bring it up.

So Tamara is going to spill at the reunion all her secrets. Kelly im sure will too. Right after the rehnion i hope kelly checks into AA

[b2H]

Next season, the storyline should be they all join Alcoholics Anonymous.

[Jajamac]

15 hours ago, VedaPierce said:

I'm betting Vickie sent those roses to herself. Lyin hefer. 

I thought that very thing. She sent them to herself. Manipulative liar.

[Jajamac]

14 hours ago, chick binewski said:

Kelly's husband: "The Irish will love you!"

Me: Have you EVER spent any time with your wife??

Apparently, Kelly ran out of ways to offend the Irish so she just switched over to Jews. I hope her friend isn't too attached to that real estate licence!

So, to Meghan, successful = execution. This explains so much about her choice of husbands.

Also, I'm totally with @VedaPierce - a show of hands for those of us who thought Vicki sent roses to herself.

Me!!

[SCS]

14 hours ago, LIMOM said:

So Tamra finally got a taste of her own medicine?

Good for Kelly. Yes, she is delusional and antagonistic however Tamra earned that verbal lashing. And yes, she is a shitty mother. 

 

12 hours ago, b2H said:

I only got to see the last half of the show, but there's this for me in general:

So Tamra hasn't seen her daughter in two years.  Since I don't know the details, there is an assumption could be made that the daughter or Simon feel that Tamra representing herself on RH the way she does is not a good influence on daughter or is too embarrassing or whatever.  But if Tamra is only behaving this way on the show and the behavior is what's separating her from her daughter, why would one not give up the show and live a better life off-screen so that daughter could be brought back into her life?

I may be missing something here, but it seems that Tamra has made her choice here.  Litigating it on a reality show isn't the way to go.

 

Yep. And this is something that perplexes me: Do you remember a few seasons back, Tams made it her mission to go after Slade for his crappy parenting and lack of financial support for his younger boy for an entire season and the reunion and on social media? It became Tams' reason-to-be and, by gosh, nothing was off limits and nothing would stop Tams the Crusader.

Now, Slade is gross and seems to be bilking the system to avoid paying huge medical bills and, yes, a special place in Hell-- and as far Tamballs was concerned, anything related to Slade was open season --  but everything related to her own never-ending issues with Simon and her kid are off limits and worthy of tears and heaves and wails of victimization and lots of strokes and pats from the other HWs. Doesn't make sense. Another thing is the blanket response the women uniformly have, either: "you're a great mother" (when speaking to Tams directly); or "she's a great mother" (when discussing her). One word: Ryan.

Which begs the question: do great mothers -- those who put their children first (as limom and BH2 wisely noted above) -- have multiple seasons of on-camera drunken antics and profane shrieks and losing control to the point of getting physical (the altercation with Jeana and now whatever happened with Kelly) and, let us not forget, the bizarre bath tub seduction scene with Eddie? 

I say no.

Edited October 12, 2016 by steelcitysister

[ryebread]

1 hour ago, FamilyVan said:

But how would the topic of Heather and her house lot come up?  Did the Realtor friend just offer it up randomly?  Obviously Kelly was gossiping about Heather.  Give it up Kelly. 

Maybe.  Maybe not.

If I was a RHOOC and my friend was a loan officer, I can see her calling me up out of the blue and saying, "Ohhhh! You'll never guess who applied for a loan with my bank this morning...Heather and her doctor, DuBrow ."  Especially if she knew I didn't care for Heather becau$e she thought she was so above everyone el$e.

Totally plausible.

Still siding with Kelly on this one.  But I'll watch again because I can only pay half attention to these cows so I might've missed something.

[zoeysmom]

1 hour ago, heatherchandler said:

 

 

I hate Kelly, but I absolutely LOATHE Tamra.  Why do the women always have her back?  Kelly is right - she is a disgusting fucking liar!  She is the worst part of this show.  

She is an absolutely shitty mother, I remember her daughter (the one who won't speak to her) saying that she basically told her that she would speak to her again, or at least try to get on better terms if Tamra quit the show.  Tamra chose THE SHOW!  What garbage!

Not defending Tamra's parenting ability but it would not seem very wise to give up the support of the family because one child doesn't like your job.  Tamra's not dealing drugs or doing porn-she is just a bitch.  I am thinking she would be an even bigger bitch if she were broke.  Simon might not be too happy if he was having to shovel out a bunch of child support to unemployed Tamra.  I look at it this way if Tamra the principal of a small town high school who was universally disliked by the students should she be asked to give up her job because her daughter feels picked on at school?  I think the daughter has been given too much power and Simon, if he has the influence should encourage the daughter to see her mother just as Tamra should be encouraging the son to Simon.  We have the tail wagging the dog here. 

[DeeplyShallow]

2 hours ago, ElDosEquis said:

I'm an asshole and have an anus.

It's not a race, it's more an observation.

Who is Seinfeld?

As a man, I cannot comment on these women's hair, outfits, looks or attitudes. This is all on record.

God knows what I'll be doing in 11 years?

Pleather shouldn't be insulted that she is an Ugly American.

It should be Ugly Southern Californian - why insult everyone in the country?

I'm sorry...what?

[ryebread]

5 minutes ago, steelcitysister said:

One word: Ryan.

LOL. You mean plying Gretchen with drinks and then encouraging him to take sexual advantage of her isn't good parenting?

One of the funniest/saddest examples of TammySue's terrible parenting was when Ryan showed her his 'Nugget' lip tattoo and she was morally distraught - crying and punching him.  This, while she was frolicking, drunk off her ass in a public fountain with Vicki.  Mother.of.the.Year.

[Giselle]

4 minutes ago, ryebread said:

Maybe.  Maybe not.

If I was a RHOOC and my friend was a loan officer, I can see her calling me up out of the blue and saying, "Ohhhh! You'll never guess who applied for a loan with my bank this morning...Heather and her doctor, DuBrow ."  Especially if she knew I didn't care for Heather becau$e she thought she was so above everyone el$e.

Totally plausible.

Still siding with Kelly on this one.  But I'll watch again because I can only pay half attention to these cows so I might've missed something.

That may have happened and the loan officer was wrong. I hope she is fired or sanctioned or what ever they do and the loan company sued. Not sure if loan info is public information when the deed is recorded. If so there may be no recourse. Zoeysmom???

Kelly is also wrong because IT WAS NOT HER NEWS TO TELL. It was pure gossip said to disparage Heather. One has to wonder who else she told and how often was it repeated.

Tamra was also wrong for perpetuating the gossip by telling it again and she did it out of spite.

Despite Tamra mixing up who did what the fact remains that the Dubrow's financial privacy was violated by the loan officer and by Kelly repeating it. They are equally both guilty. Period.

[Jajamac]

14 hours ago, absolutelyido said:

So, turns out Kelly is a really mean drunk. Who could have seen that coming?

I just can't with Vicki anymore. I can't even stand to watch her. She needs to be gone next season.

I feel the same way about Vicki, she's disgusting and she's way too old to be wearing ripped jeans ugh!

[Sarcastica]

More thoughts:

I don't blame Shannon for telling Tamra about what Kelly said in anger. Tamra and Shannon seem like actual friends(lord knows why). If it were me, I would want my friend to tell me what vile thing was said. 

Heather on getting asked to leave: LOL. I think I snortfarted with glee.

I hate this season. Kelly is so awful, sometimes I'm on Tamra's side and Megan doesn't annoy me as much. 

Yuck. get me some bleach. 

[Jajamac]

14 hours ago, Chicklet said:

Does Vic actually think she's hot? Seriously? I think that was a pity waltz at best.

Oh Vicki is a "catch" didn't you know that? She says it every chance she gets!! Catch for what I don't know lol!

[b2H]

2 minutes ago, Jajamac said:

Oh Vicki is a "catch" didn't you know that? She says it every chance she gets!! Catch for what I don't know lol!

Whatever it is, I hope it isn't contagious.

[Duke2801]

16 hours ago, yogi2014L said:

Kelly isnt the fun crazy like Camille

Not buying Tamra's fake little breakdown tho. Kelly shouldnt have gone there- but I think Tamra played up her upset-ness with the fake crying breakdown. I can't believe tamra hit kelly tho LOL

This.  I am not doubting that Tamra is hurting over the situation with her daughter. But.  Her freak out seemed very put-on to me.  And her eyes were dry as a bone!

15 hours ago, Bronzedog said:

When I was in my 20s I would have loved a pub crawl.  In my 50s?  No.. not at all.

Would I want to do an Irish pub crawl with these crazy heffas? Hell NO (excluding Shannon!).  But with my girlfriends? Hell yes.  Oh, and I am 41 FTR. 

eta: But oh lord, NO shots.  I gave those up a decade ago.  They NEVER lead to anything good. I enjoy a gentle buzz, not to be wasted on my ass.  That's not a good look for anybody at any age, but especially grown women!  

Speaking of alcohol. Kelly labeling Shannon an alcoholic (in the previews) is akin to the deepest, darkest midnight black colored pot calling up his buddy the kettle and ... well, you know the rest. 

Edited October 11, 2016 by Duke2801

[WireWrap]

3 hours ago, breezy424 said:

Sorry but I have to disagree.  Kelly's statement had nothing to do with jews being abhorrent or inferior.  She basically said they were funny and had a good sense of humor.  It wasn't meant as some sort of insult.  She was stereotyping. 

I can't stand Kelly but saying that her comment was racist was a total overreaction on Heather's part. 

Kelly's statement was along the same lines as Brandi's "blacks don't swim" comment to Joyce, IMO, and most considered that a racist comment. That said, I replied to your initial post because it seemed you didn't realize that it is considered "racist" even though we are talking about a religion and not skin color.

Edited October 11, 2016 by WireWrap

[Almost 3000]

28 minutes ago, ryebread said:

Maybe.  Maybe not.

If I was a RHOOC and my friend was a loan officer, I can see her calling me up out of the blue and saying, "Ohhhh! You'll never guess who applied for a loan with my bank this morning...Heather and her doctor, DuBrow ."  Especially if she knew I didn't care for Heather becau$e she thought she was so above everyone el$e.

Totally plausible.

Still siding with Kelly on this one.  But I'll watch again because I can only pay half attention to these cows so I might've missed something.

At first I thought, wow whatever happened to being a professional. Then I remembered all the times agents have shared Very personal info with me about their clients when I've peeked in at inventory for rent and sale in my complex. Its actually unsettling the stuff I've been told.

[slitz]

3 hours ago, ghoulina said:

First, I just have to get this off of my chest. Ireland has been my dream vacation for as long as I can remember. I'm half Irish on both sides of my family, and my heritage is something very important to me. My husband and I are working class, living on one income, and we haven't had much time/money to travel domestically, let alone overseas. I've never been out of the country. This summer, surprisingly, my husband declared that he was going to use our tax return to send my mom and me to Ireland. So we're planning a trip for April. Words can't even express how excited and thankful I am for this opportunity. So to see these women who have the means to travel pretty much anywhere they want, any time they want, make complete arses of themselves in my motherland and completely take where they are for granted, makes me ill. In fact, if I wasn't planning this trip, I don't even think I could watch these episodes. They have NO idea how fortunate they are. 

Okay, now that I got that out of my system. Let's start with packing. 

Kelly is packing and asks her husband, "What's there to do there?" - like she's going to some podunk town with one traffic light. Now, personally, I'm interested in seeing the smaller, more quaint towns in Ireland. But they're going to Dublin! There's plenty to do there! And even outside of the bigger cities, Ireland is full of history and culture, come on now. I'm only going to be there for 6 days and I am having the hardest time paring down what I want to do. You could live there for months and not see it all. But, you know, here's an idea, Kelly - research before you go. Look up what there is to do there, instead of just walking in blind! She's such a moron. 

Then we have Heather packing her designer umbrella in its fancy, little case (which in itself is NOT a bad idea at all). But then she slings it over her body and yells out, "Like a bow and arrow!" - as if it's so fitting, considering where she's going. Ummmm, don't think the Irish were ever known for archery, but okay. 

And Shannon, honey, I love ya, but you're flying to Dublin. The Shannon airport is in Shannon.

And, finally, we get Vicki using her packing sequence to remind us that she has a man in her life. Because we all know those shoes were intentionally put there for that scene, right? Right. Okay. Moving on. 

So then they get to Ireland and immediately start acting like fools. Well, mainly Kelly. I was beyond mortified when she made fun of that poor guy who worked at the hotel's accent. I literally yelled to my husband, "She did NOT just say 'me Lucky Charms' to him, did she???" Sigh. Way to be incredibly stereotypical and disrespectful. Come on, even sitting here on my couch I could understand exactly what he said. I shouldn't be surprised, these ladies never travel well. 

So then they spend their first day in Eire inside pubs. Okay, the Irish are definitely known for their pubs and their Guinness and whiskey. I get it. But I hope next week we get to see some more of the city and the country. These chicks drink all the time at home. Go learn something! More importantly, given what happened on that day, the last thing they need on this trip is more alcohol. 

Honestly, Kelly really just ruined this trip. If both she and Vicki had stayed home, it actually might not have been THAT bad. But forget Michael Dodd, you can't take Kelly anywhere. Yes, in hindsight the nose flicking thing seems like such a silly thing to start a fight over. But it was her reaction to being asked to stop that really got things going. Vicki told her she didn't like it, and Kelly did it again! So several other people told her it wasn't funny and she acted like they were all just so humorless. I don't know about her crazy mom, but I've been teaching my kids that a joke isn't funny unless everyone enjoys it. Basically - you don't get your kicks out of upsetting other people. If Kelly would have just said, "Okay, I'm sorry, I'll stop", things would have been fine. But she was determined to make it seem like she was a real ball of sunshine and everyone else is out of their mind for not enjoying having their nose flicked. It's about personal space, if you can't respect that, you suck at life. 

And then she goes on to accuse Heather of being a bad Jew, because she doesn't get Kelly's infantile jokes. But that's not racist - because she's Mexican!

Then she further digs her whole by calling Tamra a "shit disturber" (wouldn't that be David, getting the enema tip out of Shannon's ass?) - which, let's be clear, Tamra LOVES to stir the pot. But it's not very wise to accuse Tamra of spilling all your secrets when there's ones she's still sitting on. So now it's out - Kelly has made accusations about the Dubrows finances. I don't really care whether she made the realtor look into it, or was just told about it off-hand, she definitely wanted that info to get around. 

But, of course, she couldn't stop there. So had to go and step in the biggest pile of shit ever and bring Tamra's estranged daughter into it. Wow. That entire segment was so uncomfortable. And I don't really see Shannon as a shit disturber in that case. A. it was on camera. B. Kelly wasn't really trying to be quiet, and Tamra was just a few feet in front of her. So eh, whatever. 

Kelly was just so off the charts out of control that it made Vicki sexually harassing the poor bartenders of Ireland look like the work of a saint in comparison. Egads, And I'm really tired of Kelly acting like this is just high school all over again, and more "mean girls" are out to get her. SHE is the mean girl. If you're constantly yelling at people and intentionally pushing buttons, you're not being ganged up on. You're being rightfully called out on your shitty behavior. 

I would have been back at the hotel with Shannon. Genealogy and ancestry fascinate me. It was so cool what she learned about her family!

The dinner scenes, sans Kelly, were fun. I about died at the shot of the old men playing cards at Johnny Foxes. THAT is the Ireland I want to see. Flipping adorable. The music and dancing were delightful. But why are these women ordering in Ireland and refusing potatoes???? Sacrilege!!! 

Massive amounts of thumbs ups for everything you posted.

I was exceedingly fortunate to have been able to travel to Ireland back in my mid 20s.  It was hands down the best trip I have ever been on and I hope that I will be able to go back one day.  I hope you have a fantastic time!  That's so sweet of your husband to send you and your mom.

[ScoobieDoobs]

Why is this show so obsessed with male strippers?  Do the producers think that's what viewers wanna regularly see?  Do they think women (particularly middle-aged women) are obsessed with male strippers?  Or is this shit coming from Satan Andy?  More ridiculous (misogynistic) assumptions about women, Satan Andy?  Really?  

No wonder ratings have slumped.  Well, that could be cuz this show is so unbearably painful to watch now -- due to pathetic cancer-scamming Vile Vicks, idiot Tams ( who I now have ZERO patience or interest to watch anymore), lunatic/awful Kelly, non-stop annoying & whiny Shannon, and excruciatingly dull Heather & Meghan.  Ugh, I can't with this bunch anymore.  BUT Ireland & its friendly people make me wanna book a trip there -- just NOT when Satan Andy has one of his freak shows filming.

[ElDosEquis]

2 hours ago, Giselle said:

Vicki if your new love tank attendant sends you flowers you should act excited. Employees perform better when you acknowledge their efforts... but wait ....dang it... your ruse didn't work. How much did they cost ya and did you pretend to be Bad Cop's secretary when you ordered them? So much for the 20 pounds Vicki lost. The H on her belt (Climb much Vicki?) looked stressed to the point of almost keeling over. Flat tummies make for nice upright H's... ask Heather.

I hope KKKelly's future ex is recording this for the trial. When he got the call I bet he thought "Oh shit she wants to come home!" She said she was "bullied" in high school. She wasn't bullied, the normal kids kept her at arms length to keep away from her and her abusive tendencies. If they banded together it was to lick their wounds and continue fostering good friendships. Even little kids understand you keep away from crazy and you play with the ones who don't hurt you. KKKelly tweeted she was in a Palm Springs detox. Shouldn't it be rehab. Then again there is no fixing her, even sober you have your choice of either Nasty KKKelly or Vile KKKelly. Jews, Blacks and Irish, who's next for on KKKelly's hit list. Wonder if she likes her sheets cool or warm from the dryer.

I would have told a friend in an instant if somebody was talking bad about her to me. Shannon did the right thing. Shannon give up on the Irish accent. Please, not doing yourself any favors and I'm sure the Irish think you're a fool.

Meghan I don't really care about your dead relatives from the past, Jimmy's new fall candle scents are more interesting...not.

Heather, I'm one up on you...I've never been asked to leave anything! ;-D  KKKelly would say I'm more hierarchy than you.

I had been laughing at all the posts and then YOU made me REALLY laugh.

I think that is the ONLY time the triple K has been funny?

Word that needs to be retired?

Bully  - and any derivative thereof.

Nose Flicking?

That is one thing that is probably more personal and ONLY done to people who have a sense of humor.

My brother and I do it to each other whenever possible....I'd never think of doing it to someone who had a tight ass or has no sense of humor, they just do not get it. (There is nothing to be got anyway?)

[yourmomiseasy]

1 hour ago, ryebread said:

Maybe.  Maybe not.

If I was a RHOOC and my friend was a loan officer, I can see her calling me up out of the blue and saying, "Ohhhh! You'll never guess who applied for a loan with my bank this morning...Heather and her doctor, DuBrow ."  Especially if she knew I didn't care for Heather becau$e she thought she was so above everyone el$e.

Totally plausible.

Still siding with Kelly on this one.  But I'll watch again because I can only pay half attention to these cows so I might've missed something.

It sounded like it was the lot their old mansion was on, not the new one though, so the loan would be old news.  Even if it was the lot for their new hotel, it would still be old news since Heather has been building that thing by herself for the last eleventy years.  It isn't like the application paperwork came across her desk and she was spurred on by seeing it.  

[yourmomiseasy]

The baby doesn't like rehab.

[PhilMarlowe2]

I know this is going to sound crazy, but I felt kind of bad for Kelly. I am not defending her behavior in any way! But, look, everyone knows by now that there is something "off" with her. The nose flicking was annoying. I would be annoyed by it. But I do think that in Kelly's warped, disjointed, not-quite-here mind that she was feeling comfortable with the women and trying to have fun with them. And I think she got hurt when the women reprimanded her for it. And it all just snowballed from there. I know, I know - Kelly didn't need to be flicking them in the first place, she didn't need to tell Tamra to "walk away," she certainly didn't need to make Jewish comments and she could have just calmly let them know that she felt hurt. But this is Kelly. She is crazy. I kind of felt like the other women were poking the bear a bit. And I absolutely believe Tamra distorted the conversation with Kelly about the realtor. I can imagine how upsetting it would be to feel ganged up on and then have someone distort the truth in such a negative way. Kelly got herself into all of this trouble because her reputation preceded her. But last night was not a good look for any of the women. And, damn, Heather just had to go and remind me why I hate her so much. When she gets mean, she gets mean. If it had been me that she told to turn around, I would have sat directly across from her, stared at her and talked at her non-stop. She really is such a bitka.

[RedheadZombie]

6 hours ago, tabloidlover said:

Meghan's hair was a disaster tonight!!   Why was Jim telling her how great she looked?  She has the money, why not fix the low end ratty extensions??

Maybe he thought she looked great?  She was fresh-faced, and men often like women without makeup.  I doubt he even knows what's going on with her hair.  My mom once bleached her dark brown hair blond, and my dad didn't notice for days.

5 hours ago, b2H said:

I only got to see the last half of the show, but there's this for me in general:

So Tamra hasn't seen her daughter in two years.  Since I don't know the details, there is an assumption could be made that the daughter or Simon feel that Tamra representing herself on RH the way she does is not a good influence on daughter or is too embarrassing or whatever.  But if Tamra is only behaving this way on the show and the behavior is what's separating her from her daughter, why would one not give up the show and live a better life off-screen so that daughter could be brought back into her life?

I may be missing something here, but it seems that Tamra has made her choice here.  Litigating it on a reality show isn't the way to go.

I wasn't watching when Simon was on, so I can't actually comment on their relationship.  But it always strikes me as a little hypocritical when the husbands happily appear on camera, and seemingly have no problem with their children being on camera, when they're benefiting from it.  The moment there's a divorce, the husbands self-righteously refuse to allow their children to be filmed, and express sudden concern about the dangers. 

5 hours ago, ryebread said:

Nah.  I think you could do it, Bronzedog.  The trick is, not to do 7 shots at the first pub.  Pub crawls in Ireland are a delight if done right.  The purpose, yeah is to get a buzz - on but also to experience different atmospheres, bartenders, clientle - over the course of a day or night.  But count on these cows to do it wrong.

How about eating and alternating water?  I hate the taste of most alcohol, so when I go out, I prefer shots.  But I do shot, full glass of water, shot, etc.  I'm shocked we didn't have any pukers.  Especially from Vicki, who loves to dry heave and threaten to vomit on people.

[breezy424]

24 minutes ago, WireWrap said:

Kelly's statement was along the same lines as Brandi's "blacks don't swim" comment to Joyce, IMO, and most considered that a racist comment. That said, I replied to your initial post because it seemed you didn't realize that it is considered "racist" even though we are talking about a religion and not skin color.

Judaism is not a legally recognized racial category.   And  you and I (because we both love debate) could go into this but this is not the place.  :)

In any event, Kelly's comment about Jews had nothing to do with racism.  Her statement had nothing to do with prejudice, discrimination or belief of one race being superior to another.  And as much as I can't stand Brandi, her statement was not racist either.  Both, IMO, were stereotyping.  People certainly can be insulted by stereotyping.  Stereotyping is a far cry from racism.  Unfortunately, the word 'racism' is being thrown out there more and more without consideration to what the word actually means. 

[bichonblitz]

1 hour ago, tinaw said:

When will theae women stop giving Kelly Dodd booze? For that matter Vicki shouldnt get any either.

Neither should Tamra. She gets all kinds of crazy when she's had too much, too. Then again, everybody including Andy Cohen love Tamra so it's ok when she loses her shit. 

[Natalie68]

15 hours ago, Mu Shu said:

Kelly, you shouldn't mix wine with Xanax.  And the correct term for her is a bigot.  A stupid, ignorant bigot.

Shannon I love you, but the second hand embarrassment is real.  For fucks sake, that green sequined granny shirt. 

Vicki, it's hard to insult a hillbilly, generally they would just jack slap your ass and get on with life, but you are also a bigot.  And a low class, ugly sack of shit.   I almost vomited watching her trying to bump and grind like a spastic blow up doll.  I hear Ireland is chilly, maybe your boyfriend will buy you a fur or some shit.   Sure he bought you flowers.  Lying stanky slag.

Tamra, I am slow clapping over here.  How the hell do you instigate shit and get off Scot free every time?  Whatever you're getting paid, you are earning it.  

Heather you are just a lame Jew.  Have you never seen Seinfeld? Jews are funny!   Oh Kelly, you really stepped in some deep shit.  You called Heather an unfunny Jew, and got her kicked out of an actual store.  Shit has to hit the fan.  

Why does Megan's hair look so shitty?  Her extensions are poorly blended with her straw like, shorter hair, and in her THs, it looks like she's wearing a cheap, puffy wig from the Raquel Welch collection.   Other than that, I got nothing on Megan.  She is so fucking boring and irrelevant.

I will start with Meghan's shitty hair.  Yes it does look bad.  But that is from her bleaching the shit out of it last year to turn it pink and then trying to go back to a more natural color.  Its going to look jacked until she cuts it off/grows out.  But bad hair aside, I did enjoy her self awareness about the investigating.  

I hope that friend of Kelly's (I would believe hostage over friend because how can you be friends with that unhinged mess?) has a back up career.  I would be livid if my financial business was fodder/weapon for Krazy Kelly and would do all I could to get that person fired and rep ruined in the real estate game.  Fuck with my business and share that type of information?  Oh no.

I was very icked out by sweating/in heat Vicki.  GOD that was awful.  Only slightly worse than abandoning her only friend in Ireland when the heat was turned up.  Kelly has been her cheerleader all season and Vicki pays that back with walking away when the others are fighting with Kelly.  Again, friend to no one.  

[ElDosEquis]

12 minutes ago, ScoobieDoobs said:

Why is this show so obsessed with male strippers?  Do the producers think that's what viewers wanna regularly see?  Do they think women (particularly middle-aged women) are obsessed with male strippers?  Or is this shit coming from Satan Andy?  More ridiculous (misogynistic) assumptions about women, Satan Andy?  Really?  

No wonder ratings have slumped.  Well, that could be cuz this show is so unbearably painful to watch now -- due to pathetic cancer-scamming Vile Vicks, idiot Tams ( who I now have ZERO patience or interest to watch anymore), lunatic/awful Kelly, non-stop annoying & whiny Shannon, and excruciatingly dull Heather & Meghan.  Ugh, I can't with this bunch anymore.  BUT Ireland & its friendly people make me wanna book a trip there -- just NOT when Satan Andy has one of his freak shows filming.

Hokay, I have been to a strip joint twice.

I laughed the whole time.

I have been to more male stripper shows - I was the only guy in the office - than I want to admit.

While it's NOT anything I was interested in, it was fun to see women cut loose for a little bit.  

[Natalie68]

16 hours ago, chewycandy said:

Oh Vicki, you little coquette. Have you realized yet that the men (or "boys" as you like to call them) you flirt with, um, don't want to flirt back?

There was some major sexual harassment going on there.  Pawing all over the poor Irish guys.  And way to be respectful to the man who sent you flowers and said he loved you.  And she called David dirty, nasty and a gross cheater.  Seems to me she was just describing herself.

[b2H]

10 minutes ago, RedheadZombie said:

I wasn't watching when Simon was on, so I can't actually comment on their relationship.  But it always strikes me as a little hypocritical when the husbands happily appear on camera, and seemingly have no problem with their children being on camera, when they're benefiting from it.  The moment there's a divorce, the husbands self-righteously refuse to allow their children to be filmed, and express sudden concern about the dangers. 

I think what happens in this case you describe is that the husbands don't quite understand the dynamic of being constantly filmed until they've gone through it.  Then, when they figure it out, they don't want to be part of it and, because they weren't the focus of the show, they don't want their kids to be involved either.  In this case, with Simon, I can't imagine him being quite so magnanimous or protective of the children as much as I can imagine him being that vindictive with Tamra.

[ElDosEquis]

1 hour ago, DeeplyShallow said:

I'm sorry...what?

I don't know, since it getting close to Halloween, I had my ghost writer post for me?

[breezy424]

As far as I know, property records are public.  And that includes transferring of deeds, mortgages, liens, etc.  So the realtor did not break any confidentiality laws.  Unprofessional?   Yup.   But anyone can check online if the county records have that service or physically go to county property records department and look up a property.

We've talked about this on other housewife franchises - NJ property records of Tre and her brother, Bethenny's apartment with Jason.....

Edited October 11, 2016 by breezy424

[Natalie68]

I am beginning to think producers put Kelly on this show to make Vicki look good.  Of course they had to troll the police blotters to find someone MORE reprehensible than Vicki but I am beginning to wonder if that is how we got Mrs. Meza Dodd.  Or Mrs. Muy Deranged/Dangerous.

[Natalie68]

14 hours ago, yourmomiseasy said:

LOL at Kelly declaring herself being bullied by the mean girls!  And also at her talking head being all I don't know why they are so pissed off, it isn't like I'm calling them cunts.  She's garbage, but her lack of self awareness is kind of hilarious at times.

I don't like that she is in charge of raising another human being.  

[Sai]

17 minutes ago, Natalie68 said:

I will start with Meghan's shitty hair.  Yes it does look bad.  But that is from her bleaching the shit out of it last year to turn it pink and then trying to go back to a more natural color.  Its going to look jacked until she cuts it off/grows out.  But bad hair aside, I did enjoy her self awareness about the investigating.  

I hope that friend of Kelly's (I would believe hostage over friend because how can you be friends with that unhinged mess?) has a back up career.  I would be livid if my financial business was fodder/weapon for Krazy Kelly and would do all I could to get that person fired and rep ruined in the real estate game.  Fuck with my business and share that type of information?  Oh no.

I was very icked out by sweating/in heat Vicki.  GOD that was awful.  Only slightly worse than abandoning her only friend in Ireland when the heat was turned up.  Kelly has been her cheerleader all season and Vicki pays that back with walking away when the others are fighting with Kelly.  Again, friend to no one.  

Tamra mentions the woman's  name on her twitter so now it's public record.  Kimberly Church.  She's gonna be in a lot of trouble!!

[Natalie68]

13 hours ago, Almost 3000 said:

Thanks and I get that but I just don't believe it happened.

I think it was more Production was kicked out and she was part of the production that was going to be filmed.  Permission pulled.  I would have been as mad as Heather.  I don't want some bullshit tantrum between others affecting me.

12 hours ago, WireWrap said:

Kelly Dodd‏@RHOC_KellyDodd 1h1 hour ago

@TamraBarney I'm in Palm Springs at a detox center we care!! You can't stop! Can you? Let's save it for the reunion can't wait!

Rehab maybe? LOL She is on a roll tonight, going after Tamra big time, calling her a bad mother and more, she is going for blood! I see another C&D letter in the future for her very soon, like after the reunion soon. LOL Oh, and she is now claiming her husbands mother is Jewish and her comment was "funny" not racist. The woman just doesn't get it, she is worse that Tamra ever was her first year. Can you imagine what she will be like if she comes back another season? YIKES! LOL

If no one is laughing it isn't funny you idiot!  I am thinking she is one of those drunks that will never quit and her family will be forced to hire a sober buddy.

[ElDosEquis]

The most irritating thing that came out of the epi was mudhen's admission that she snoops.

She is the gaddamn nosy asshole of the group that puts on the 'Oh wow' face while the fucking gears are turning in her head while she tries to find out more about you.

She then dispenses that info in a matter-of-fact conversations with people. Being nosy is one thing, but being a fucking bigmouth puts her in another class........she is a despicable piece of shit.

[Natalie68]

5 hours ago, Ubiquitous said:

How dare you say that about Kelly! She's a college graduate and millionaire! LOL

Watching Shannon's reactions to Kelly, but behind her back so she wouldn't become Kelly's target, was hilarious!

Kelly baiting her husband is beyond tedious, to the point that whenever there's a scene with the two of them I play "spot the statement Kelly thinks will make Michael fly off the handle", to the exclusion of everything else. I swear I can see her pause, waiting for him to blow his top, then shrug her shoulders crest-fallen and set up the next one.

This season's reunion is going to be INTENSE.

 

I assume it's like what started to happen in the Real World Challenge, when the participants started showing up wearing t-shirts they or someone was peddling.

 

Not only that, but if memory serves, they were doing tequila shots!

Why am I picturing Kelly in a Hannibal Lecter get up being wheeled in before the reunion?

[ElDosEquis]

NO one noticed the driver of the bus bail out during the fights and I LOVED THE REACTION of the people watching.

 

"Who arh these Amuricans with da camurrah cre-ruh?"

[Natalie68]

5 hours ago, TheHappinessHotel said:

Not sure which poster mentioned the Twitter war (sorry!), but those two (Kelly and Tamra) are going at it!  I saw Gretchen and Lizzie on Team Kelly.

Until they do something to make Kelly go after them.  Just a matter of time...

[sandyskyblue]

The contrast in this episode was shocking: the lovely scenery and people of Ireland vs. nose flicking, Vicki's 'dancing', crude insults being shouted in a public place, being ejected from a store, etc....is this the world we live in??

[Natalie68]

3 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

I think that is exactly it - she is pretending to be on a sitcom!!  In her actress mind, these women are not her real friends, she really thinks she is above them.  

I bet Kelly is correct and Heather pretended to have bought the land with cash, but actually had to finance it.  She probably didn't LIE-lie, but alluded to the "buying it herself" part.  She is so f-ing phony.

I used to think that a lot of the preening and posturing is for the show, but after hearing her podcast, I think that is how she really is.  UNLESS she is keeping up the "character" for the podcast too.

 

I hate Kelly, but I absolutely LOATHE Tamra.  Why do the women always have her back?  Kelly is right - she is a disgusting fucking liar!  She is the worst part of this show.  

She is an absolutely shitty mother, I remember her daughter (the one who won't speak to her) saying that she basically told her that she would speak to her again, or at least try to get on better terms if Tamra quit the show.  Tamra chose THE SHOW!  What garbage!

Even if the lot was financed it was purchased.  I am thinking anyone that buys a house and its financed refers to it as 'buying a house/lot/condo/'.  The 'millionaire' that mentioned this needs to admit that the only way she is a 'millionaire' is because of her husband if she wants to pick nits.

[ghoulina]

48 minutes ago, RedheadZombie said:

I wasn't watching when Simon was on, so I can't actually comment on their relationship.  But it always strikes me as a little hypocritical when the husbands happily appear on camera, and seemingly have no problem with their children being on camera, when they're benefiting from it.  The moment there's a divorce, the husbands self-righteously refuse to allow their children to be filmed, and express sudden concern about the dangers. 

I can see that. But, I can also see another side. In Simon's case, when he was married to Tamra, he could control how much the kids appeared - which wasn't a lot. I imagine he might have been worried that if they were filming when at Tamra's house, she would use them a lot more for the basis of her storylines. And he'd have no control. So I think he just wanted to shut it down entirely. Personally, I think they're probably both crappy parents in their own ways, but I do think the more kids stay off camera, the better. 

 

41 minutes ago, Natalie68 said:

There was some major sexual harassment going on there.  Pawing all over the poor Irish guys.  And way to be respectful to the man who sent you flowers and said he loved you.  And she called David dirty, nasty and a gross cheater.  Seems to me she was just describing herself.

She protested to Heather (who was trying to save the poor Irish bloke behind the bar) that she's "single", so she can do what she wants. I guess Vicki considers herself single if she's not married? Not co-habitating? What? I doubt she would like her creepy cop boyfriend to grind all over some woman on vacation. Not to mention, that is NOT how you dance to traditional Irish music. I'm not saying I've got any of it down pat, but Grandma-In-the-Club isn't how you do it.