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19 hours ago, funky-rat said:

And we were both pleased the kid on JJ last night got out.  He stands a chance.

He seemed to have his stuff together and not to have been too incapacitated by his loathsome genetrix. If he chooses to maintain a relationship with her, let us hope for him that he never agrees to any request for financial assistance and never discloses to her personal data that could be used for identity theft. He and Mr Funky might be two success stories out of similar situations.

12 hours ago, SRTouch said:

She says in hallway that she lost because of no insurance. No, lady, you lost because you caused an accident which resulted in property damage and personal injury... just lucky moped dude wasn't badly injured.

So many people riding that type of transportation whiz around roads and sidewalks without a care for pedestrians or other vehicles. They seem to think that their handicap or disability gives them the right to lord over every other person using public spaces. And then she had the gall to suggest that plaintiff would have deliberately and gently laid down his bike and caused his injuries just for the dubious pleasure of suing her sorry ass? Granted, he might have had no choice but to fall down once the collision was inevitable, but scrapes and bruises are no fun; he may have looked a bit goofy, but he did not come across as a masochist. What a despicable excuse for a human being she is.

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20 hours ago, TVismydrug said:

I always wonder, is this the result of being very nervous, as I would be in front of Judge Judy, and an extremely dry mouth that accompanies said nervousness?

I'm not talking about a little nervous, dry-mouthed lip licking which is understandable, but someone with a big smile just sticking their tongue out constantly, back and forth, corner to corner, like Miley Cyrus crossed with a gecko cleaning its eyes.  I think it's supposed to be sexy or cute or appealing or... something. Not. Keep that shit inside your mouth. No one wants to see it. Yuck.

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1 hour ago, AngelaHunter said:

I'm not talking about a little nervous, dry-mouthed lip licking which is understandable, but someone with a big smile just sticking their tongue out constantly, back and forth, corner to corner, like Miley Cyrus crossed with a gecko cleaning its eyes.  I think it's supposed to be sexy or cute or appealing or... something. Not. Keep that shit inside your mouth. No one wants to see it. Yuck.

This.  Purposeful poking the tongue out with a big smile.  YUCK!

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I muted the sound during the "I'm not your shampoo girl" case because I've heard enough idiots in my lifetime, but the boobs on the defendant will haunt my dreams   The stripey dress did them no favors and I think those girls would put Dolly Parton to shame. I found myself wondering if they get in the way during a hair braiding session.

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19 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

He did kind of have a Manson thing going on.

He did kind of have a Manson  Mason thing going on.

FIFY

16 hours ago, Mondrianyone said:

Fixed that for you.  ;o)

Heh.  I posted before I saw your reply.  GMTA.

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Dear GOD!  Shamakae's BOOBS.  She could beat her clients to death with them!  All kidding aside, those are an impediment, a handicap.  She needs to get a reduction AND much better brassieres.  And titty tats just frost the cake!

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3 hours ago, patty1h said:

I muted the sound during the "I'm not your shampoo girl" case because I've heard enough idiots in my lifetime, but the boobs on the defendant will haunt my dreams   The stripey dress did them no favors and I think those girls would put Dolly Parton to shame. I found myself wondering if they get in the way during a hair braiding session.

Hopefully her arms are long enough to reach past the tatas

52 minutes ago, Cobalt Stargazer said:

Ya'lll, this guy just admitted that he is a porn addict who has been watching too much porn on his phone. On national television.

So, next time I see someone with an old school flip phone, I am going to wonder if they are a porn addict.  

That landlady was a piece of alcoholic work. I bet she didn't even remember calling the police in the first place.  Glad JJ gave the defendent 1000 dollars for all her aggravation.

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JJ really hates litigants who "get over", even when it doesn't involve taxpayer money.  Plaintiff charged enough salon chair rent to more than cover what she paid for the place.  Like JJ said, plaintiff was going to make a profit even if she didn't do any hair.

But defendant's reason for breaking the lease was bogus.  "She asked me to rinse one of her clients."  Geez Lueeze, you're an adult -- say "Sorry, no" and that'd be that. 

Neither of their stories made sense.  If defendant's clients were clogging up the place like plaintiff said, wouldn't that mean that defendant wouldn't have time to help plaintiff?  So why ask her?  And why did JJ ignore what defendant said about spending more time with her family? 

Whatever the real reason was, defendant broke the lease.  Usually JJ asks plaintiff if she tried to mitigate the damages -- did she look for another tenant, etc.  But this time she was just so pissed that plaintiff was charging so much rent, she didn't even try to make her decision look fair.

ETA: That's not to say that plaintiff didn't drive defendant nuts, with her "mentoring" and "suggestions."  I would have broken the lease too.

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7 hours ago, Brattinella said:

Dear GOD!  Shamakae's BOOBS.  She could beat her clients to death with them!  All kidding aside, those are an impediment, a handicap.  She needs to get a reduction AND much better brassieres.  And titty tats just frost the cake!

Didn't see this one, but I can imagine.  We've seen so many.  Not so much in the fabulous fashions department lately, though.

I caught the moped/caddy case.  Despicable woman, indeed. I was gobsmacked.

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8 hours ago, AuntiePam said:

.JJ really hates litigants who "get over", even when it doesn't involve taxpayer money.  Plaintiff charged enough salon chair rent to more than cover what she paid for the place.  Like JJ said, plaintiff was going to make a profit even if she didn't do any hair

I don't understand how she decides when it's capitalism or "getting over".

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44 minutes ago, momtoall said:

I don't understand how she decides when it's capitalism or "getting over".

Usually she says something along the lines "in my America, people are allowed to make a profit and you agreed to those terms".

How did she decide that case? I had to answer the door and missed it.

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I think that in the salon case, JJ started by asking how many 'departments' (a term I have NEVER heard related to a salon and yet both women kept referencing that) were currently being rented and it sounded like she had re-rented the defendent's 'department.'  So, maybe JJ felt that there really wasn't a loss associated with the breach of contract.

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I've gone to a place that was a retail beauty supply in front and in the back had a series of cubicles/spaces that were rented by hair stylists , electrologists, masseuses, etc.  Part of the biz profit was the renting of the spaces, so I have no issue with the biz owner making rent.  I'm surprised that she was able to charge that much. But remember, she was probably paying all utilities and maybe fire insurance, etc. 

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I think with the salon case, the defendant was acting like she was the tenants' EMPLOYER rather than the tenants being independent contractors renting a cubicle, and that's what ticked off JJ in the first place.  She was not their supervisor, but acted that way, and we know that JJ doesn't like landlords sticking their noses in tenants' business.

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It did sound like the plaintiff had re-rented the defendant's space, so it wasn't a total loss for those six months. In addition to the plaintiff blurring the lines between landlord/tenant and employer/employee, somewhere in the defendant's testimony -- and who knows whether or not this is true, especially since it seemed JJ was fishing for it -- she said that when she told the plaintiff she wasn't going to shampoo or rinse a customer's hair, the plaintiff told her to leave. If that's the case (and it's certainly plausible due to the aforementioned blurring of the lines), then it could be argued that the plaintiff was the one to terminate whatever contract they had.

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4 hours ago, Florinaldo said:

Usually she says something along the lines "in my America, people are allowed to make a profit and you agreed to those terms".

How did she decide that case? I had to answer the door and missed it.

She didn't give plaintiff any money, and plaintiff looked very surprised. 

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17 minutes ago, AuntiePam said:

She didn't give plaintiff any money, and plaintiff looked very surprised. 

Yes, it appeared that was how JJ wanted to rule all along. She decided early on - probably while in chambers before Byrd swore anyone in - that plaintiff was a bully and JJ didn't like how plaintiff ran the shop. I sort of wanted JJ to ask about the circumstances the other tenant/stylists left the shop. Sounded like very quick turnover of tenants/employees - she can't even remember everybody's name - and I was wondering how often the plaintiff collected rent from more than one tenant for the same station/department. JJ just kept questioning defendant about why she walked out. Case could have easily ended when defendant said something about spending more time with family and school. But JJ kept asking until defendant finally stumbled on "I refused to rinse the hair for the 2ND time that day and plaintiff told me to get out!" Ah ha, so plaintiff breached lease first, case dismissed. 

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OMG, trying to drag any kind of linear story from Jerval was an exercise in total futility and frustration. She could not, or would not, answer directly any question posed to her. Her "Oh, wow!" at the end is the standard call  - without exception IIRC - of all litigants whose stories get dismissed. It seems that "Oh, wow" (sometimes said as "Oh, wowww!" translates roughly into, "I can't believe she didn't buy this ridiculous, nonsensical bullshit tale I just wove."

 

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The male plaintiff starts bellowing to the defendant and her witness, "You're a couple of Ratchet Thots!  Just a couple of Ratchet Thots!"

I can't believe I missed this post. "Rachet Thots" is like, totally awesome!

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28 minutes ago, AngelaHunter said:

OMG, trying to drag any kind of linear story from Jerval was an exercise in total futility and frustration. She could not, or would not, answer directly any question posed to her.

I just don't know how JJ was able to keep from screaming!

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50 minutes ago, Brattinella said:

I just don't know how JJ was able to keep from screaming!

Perhaps JJ was mesmerized by seeing the Grand Tetons (or is that Teat-Ons) on defendant's chest? And maybe that's why defendant always had a plethora of clients....they thought they were visiting a national park!

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5 minutes ago, Spunkygal said:

Perhaps JJ was mesmerized by seeing the Grand Tetons (or is that Teat-Ons) on defendant's chest? And maybe that's why defendant always had a plethora of clients....they thought they were visiting a national park!

I was a little mesmerized myself. I'd never seen rectangular breasts before.

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2 minutes ago, Cobalt Stargazer said:

I was a little mesmerized myself. I'd never seen rectangular breasts before.

So her only job was braiding hair.  I am trying to picture that.  It takes many hours to do braids, depending on how many or how intricate.  And you MUST stand or sit close to braid hair.  Hmm.

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3 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

OMG, trying to drag any kind of linear story from Jerval was an exercise in total futility and frustration. She could not, or would not, answer directly any question posed to her. Her "Oh, wow!" at the end is the standard call  - without exception IIRC - of all litigants whose stories get dismissed. It seems that "Oh, wow" (sometimes said as "Oh, wowww!" translates roughly into, "I can't believe she didn't buy this ridiculous, nonsensical bullshit tale I just wove."

 

SnarkyTart said:

I can't believe I missed this post. "Rachet Thots" is like, totally awesome!

I learned thot from watching Real House Wives of Atlanta.

2 hours ago, Brattinella said:

So her only job was braiding hair.  I am trying to picture that.  It takes many hours to do braids, depending on how many or how intricate.  And you MUST stand or sit close to braid hair.  Hmm.

It gives her customers a pillow to rest their head on while she is braiding.

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3 hours ago, Spunkygal said:

Perhaps JJ was mesmerized by seeing the Grand Tetons (or is that Teat-Ons) on defendant's chest? And maybe that's why defendant always had a plethora of clients....they thought they were visiting a national park!

Let's hope no clients have been accidentally suffocated between those monumental bazooms. Dumbstruck, I was. I just know there has to be a bra out there somewhere, maybe made of titanium and kevlar, that can be cranked to hoist those things at least above hip level.

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40 minutes ago, SandyToes said:

Okay, someone's gotta find a photo for me now.  This sounds too impressive to have missed.  Bummer.

Parking cars. Ha!

I do hope someone can obtain a screen cap.  She has the biggest natural boobs I have ever seen, truly.  She is bent over from the weight.

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On ‎1‎/‎13‎/‎2018 at 6:19 PM, Spunkygal said:

Perhaps JJ was mesmerized by seeing the Grand Tetons (or is that Teat-Ons) on defendant's chest? And maybe that's why defendant always had a plethora of clients....they thought they were visiting a national park!

 

This episode of B&B is all I could think of when I saw her bodacious ta-ta's.

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22 hours ago, SandyToes said:

Okay, someone's gotta find a photo for me now.  This sounds too impressive to have missed.  Bummer.

Parking cars. Ha!

Yes! I must see this too! I know one of our awesome fellow PT posters will come through for us.

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Holey moley.   That's just, I don't even know. I feel sorry for her - that must be awful.  But an unfortunate wardrobe choice, to boot.  But Fashion! Woo hoo!

Thanks for finding that.  Or, maybe not.  Wow.

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55 minutes ago, WaitForMe said:

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Thank you so much WaitForMe! I'm stunned by this creatures breasts!  Glad I wasn't part of the audience because NO F'N way could I have contained my laughter. Byrd would have to throw me out! Lol!

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Nice shots, WaitforMe! Even worse than I recall.

I was feeling a little low today, out of sorts kind of,  but then I watched Kimberly and Niesha, whose ridiculous antics made me feel all is right in my world. All these people out there who sell cars to private individuals for payments(!!) - are you really all that shocked when the person never pays a goddam cent? Kimberly, you expected that Niesha was going to shell out over 600$/mnth for the car? How stupid are you anyway? All these "buyers" drive the car for months or however long they can get away with it and then let the seller just take it back - free car rental! Niesha tripped herself up since either she doesn't know which months come first, or she thought JJ was so stupid she wouldn't notice the silly entries in her receipt book. If Niesha was going to make such large payments (she has a really good job, I guess) she could have gone to a dealer and bought a car that had a warranty, but why would she when she get idiots like Kimberly to give her a car for free?

The eyebrows case! Who knew there was such ado about eyebrows, that there are schools to learn about eyebrows being erased or shaped or whatever? Not I.

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The stripes... the horror... She could've worn practically anything else and I'd bet we wouldn't even have noticed her body shape. But that cross body diagonal just drags your eye right where it least wants to go.

 

I missed today's rerun the first time and forgot to check the date to see what was said here back then, but plaintiff is an idiot who signed up for a 3-day beautician class, skipped day one, and is now suing for her money back because of all the health rules they supposedly broke. Somehow I suspect she had no clue about those rules until she was trying to get her money back, but she ate the steak, even if she trashed the appetizer, so she can't complain. Also I am kind of surprised JJ never responded to her "they're horrible, they never taught me X" with "maybe they did that on the first day!" 

And I'm pretty sure that by the time she's 50, she'll be so botoxed that she won't be able to make any facial expressions at all; she can't be more than 30 now and makes a Barbie doll look animated.

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Was yesterday's case about the two exes and the fight for half of the medical costs new or a repeat?  I haven't seen any discussion about it, so will assume it was new.

I LOVED how JJ just took one look at the new girlfriend and removed her from the courtroom.  What a great dad - he can't find the time to see the kids he created in six years, but he does find the time to create a relationship with a new woman.  And still, he balks at paying for the cost of glasses for his children because HE DOESN'T THINK THEY NEED THEM?  How the eff would he know - he hasn't seen them in six years!!!!!  Are they supposed to wait until he gets more vacation time than he knows what to do with, so he can go visit them when he literally has nothing better to do?  Until then, are they supposed to trip over everything because their vision is impaired?  And the poor girl who had to have five teeth extracted just to be fitted with braces - she's supposed to wait for him to agree that the treatment is necessary?  What a tool.  I've been in the same position as his daughters, but I have a strong mother.  I hope his girls do, too, since the father seems too preoccupied with everything else in the world.

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24 minutes ago, nora1992 said:

I hope his girls do, too, since the father seems too preoccupied with everything else in the world.

What galled me was when he was questioned on his leaves from the military; "I went to see FAMILY".  God, dude... these kids ARE your family!

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I was feeling a little low today, out of sorts kind of,  but then I watched Kimberly and Niesha, whose ridiculous antics made me feel all is right in my world.

Poor Kimberly.  Cross-eyed and not too bright.  It wasn't enough that she got the money, she really wanted that "dog gate" for the car.  Twice I heard her say "dog gate" and twice I thought she said, "dog ate it."

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17 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

 I was feeling a little low today, out of sorts kind of,  but then I watched Kimberly and Niesha, whose ridiculous antics made me feel all is right in my world.

Seventy percent of the reason I watch this is so I can remind myself I've got most of my shit together.

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Today's first case: The skinny defendant (sort of) mechanic was pleasantly laid back through the case and the hallterview. However, what in the world was he wearing? It looked like a Project Runway reject's fashion remake of a classic straight jacket, done in black and macrame.

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5 hours ago, Brattinella said:

What galled me was when he was questioned on his leaves from the military; "I went to see FAMILY". 

Kyle Keiser? The military wanted him? Are the requirements for enlistment now merely that one has a pulse? Kyle, hideous, stupid wee troll who got his new, large and rough-looking squeeze thrown out when JJ forced her to waddle down the aisle and GTFO: I feel JJ may have had a talk with her staff after this, warning them to stop letting brain dead assholes drag their sic-nif-icant others here for a free trip to LA when they have zero to contribute.  I'm sorry, but Kyle, who didn't feel like seeing the unfortunate offspring he created with the terminally desperate plaintiff, for six years (Hey, Kyle was busy!) really needs to be in the mandatory sterilization program. I know his new ladylove appeared to be well past breeding age, but we need Kyle to stop spreading his less than stellar genes around. The jug-headed, no-neck Kyle, with his two or three firing brain cells, decided that he knew better than the dentist and the opthamologist who said his kids need braces and glasses. Kids seemed fine without them when he saw them six years ago, so why should he pay now?

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