Here's where we disagree. I almost never say anything negative about people's physical appearance, and it doesn't really matter if I say this now, because Gizelle is clearly very proud of her legs, since she shows them off frequently, but she has what they used to call piano-stool legs. She's a beautiful woman, but her legs are far from her best quality.
Here's where we disagree. If anyone should be hit in the face with a purse, it's CandyAss. Okay, well, maybe not that, but across all the HW franchises, filled with really awful people, for some reason I find CandyAss the most odious by far. She doesn't have a sincere bone in her body. And what makes it worse is that someone obviously told her when she was a child that she was really special. And she believed it. She is not special. She's kind of a monster.
Me, too. And I've been wondering what the hell a nice guy like him sees in the odious CandyAss. Tonight we found out: He wants to publish a cookbook, and he needs the exposure. (I'm sure he doesn't mind living in a house way nicer than what he could ever afford on his own either.) He does seem to be a good cook, but not every good cook has the kind of built-in platform publishers want from an author. This gives him that. Or so he hopes anyway.