Jeremy and Auj Poj

[Rap541]

Spank, it's an interesting if dated exploration of how an intelligent couple lived as pagan bohemians until their Christian faith was awakened by intellectual discus sons with C.S. Lewis. And then the wife dies and the husband struggles to come to terms with that. It's a good book. These two fuck wits don't really understand it.

[gonecrackers]

2 hours ago, spankydoll said:

Is that book worth reading.or is.it.nonsense? Those two could fuck up a.one car funeral procession so I wasn't sure if the book was.a mess of if they are.making it one .

Haven't read it; I defer to Rap's comment above.

[ginger90]

[spankydoll]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Those two are always having a ball. What a pair of carnies.

[MegD]

On 9/20/2018 at 9:35 PM, spankydoll said:

On 9/20/2018 at 6:51 PM, Celia Rubenstein said:

That is the worst picture of Audrey I've ever seen. I can't believe she posted it online herself.

Ditto .She looks.very frail and.thin in that.photo also..

I think all she cared about was how thin she looked in it.

[PradaKitty]

What Jer is wearing in the Ember Birthday jubilee pictures is not a shirt. It’s a blouse from the plus size women’s clearance rack. 

[ginger90]

[gonecrackers]

That's a big pit sweat stain there Jer; kinda distracting.

[ponyglue]

That’s anxiety sweat because he knows Odd will beat the shit outta him if he doesn’t perform to her standards.

Edited September 25, 2018 by ponyglue

[ginger90]

 

 

 

 

[gonecrackers]

"CAPTION THE CUTENESS" for a shopalwaysmore gift card?? Even Ember thinks FFS people...

[ginger90]

There are 4 pictures. “Bursting at the seems”, ok..........

[Rap541]

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There are 4 pictures. “Bursting at the seems”, ok..........

I wonder how much their editor drinks :)

[gonecrackers]

30 minutes ago, Rap541 said:

I wonder how much their editor drinks :)

My bird is looking at me like what the fuck are you laughing at?  ROFLOL

[heatherchandler]

On 9/20/2018 at 4:41 PM, ginger90 said:

audreyroloffI always find myself following people on Instagram and wondering what their bios would read if they could contain more than 150 characters... anyone else???‍♀️ So for all the new faces around here(oh heyyy??), I’m here to tell ya a little bit more about who I am, and what I do! ⚡️ I’m Audrey?? lover of things floral, the smell of campfire on my clothes, frizzy hair, refrigerated gummy bears, essential oils, and I drink my coffee beige. I’m an 8 on the enneagram. I currently live in Portland, Oregon with my farm boy husband @jeremyroloff and our one year old daughter. Jeremy and I fell in love around a campfire, so we named our first daughter Ember. She is the spark of our love, and already such a fierce, warm, inviting and bright light in this world! Motherhood is inexplicable joy. ?
My husband grew up on a reality tv show, so more than 2 million people watched our wedding on national television... ?are your arm pits sweating?! Since then we’ve shared our messy and imperfect lives on tv, but year we stepped away from the show to focus more wholeheartedly on the things we know the Lord is calling us to do and who He is calling is to be! ?? Jeremy and I have a strong passion for inspiring love stories. We talk about marriage, love, and relationships over on @beating50 and we also created a marriage journal that has helped thousands of couples connect, communicate and grow in love! Our first book - A Love Letter Life: Pursue Creatively, Date Intentionally, Love Faithfully - is available for pre-order now but comes out April 2nd!

 

 

 

In order of bolded:

monster

Oh my GOD of COURSE you think you are an 8

gag

[funky-rat]

UGH with that "Always More Milk" onesie.  For starters, we all heard Oddj and Jerk blather on and on about how much Oddj struggled with that, so it's stupid.  Second, while I never had kids, I had 2 friends who struggled with nursing, and all of the shame they got for switching to formula just made me angry, so I see stuff like this through a different eye, and it pisses me off - yes, we all know "breast is best" but when you can't produce, FED is best.  Period.  Then again, Oddj made sure to let her zillions of followers know that giving formula is a sin and she had to go on donor milk, so she has no issue shaming people.  Third, I just don't understand the thought process behind seeing something like that and thinking "ZOMG! I must have that for my baby now!!!" ?????  Same with the onesies with stuff like "Hung like a 3 year old", or "Silly Daddy, boobies are for me!", but the Nursing Nazis just seem to be right up there.  I have a friend who is really in to the more "crunchy mommy" type stuff, but she's not obnoxious about it, and recognizes that it's not for everyone, so I cut her a lot of slack.  But she followed some woman on FB so I'd see the post all the time.  Name was something like "The Milk Maid" or some other crap.  I would look at the posts and they linked to some blog that offered tips and advice, but the profile and cover photos were always boobs in some form (photos, "arty" drawings, etc).  It got really old and I finally blocked the page.

[heatherchandler]

3 minutes ago, funky-rat said:

UGH with that "Always More Milk" onesie.  For starters, we all heard Oddj and Jerk blather on and on about how much Oddj struggled with that, so it's stupid.  Second, while I never had kids, I had 2 friends who struggled with nursing, and all of the shame they got for switching to formula just made me angry, so I see stuff like this through a different eye, and it pisses me off - yes, we all know "breast is best" but when you can't produce, FED is best.  Period.  Then again, Oddj made sure to let her zillions of followers know that giving formula is a sin and she had to go on donor milk, so she has no issue shaming people.  Third, I just don't understand the thought process behind seeing something like that and thinking "ZOMG! I must have that for my baby now!!!" ?????  Same with the onesies with stuff like "Hung like a 3 year old", or "Silly Daddy, boobies are for me!", but the Nursing Nazis just seem to be right up there.  I have a friend who is really in to the more "crunchy mommy" type stuff, but she's not obnoxious about it, and recognizes that it's not for everyone, so I cut her a lot of slack.  But she followed some woman on FB so I'd see the post all the time.  Name was something like "The Milk Maid" or some other crap.  I would look at the posts and they linked to some blog that offered tips and advice, but the profile and cover photos were always boobs in some form (photos, "arty" drawings, etc).  It got really old and I finally blocked the page.

Ew are you serious, these are real onesies?  That is disturbing.

[funky-rat]

6 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

Ew are you serious, these are real onesies?  That is disturbing.

Indeed.  I was quite disturbed by it.  If you google image search "offensive onesies", you'll also see "Let's make a porno!" and "All Dad wanted was a blowjob".  Yeah.

[heatherchandler]

On 9/25/2018 at 5:54 PM, ginger90 said:

 

I accidentally clicked on her instagram so I read some of the comments on Ember's picture.  Someone wrote:

Future Runway Angel!!!

Who the fuck thinks that is appropriate to comment that the baby looks like a future lingerie model???  That is so gross.  Who thinks like that?  Someone else wrote cute like daddy, smart like momma or something and that made me laugh.  Jer is not smart.  

 

 

1 minute ago, funky-rat said:

Indeed.  I was quite disturbed by it.  If you google image search "offensive onesies", you'll also see "Let's make a porno!" and "All Dad wanted was a blowjob".  Yeah.

WHAT?????  Oh my GOD!

Edited September 28, 2018 by heatherchandler

[AZChristian]

1 hour ago, Rap541 said:

I wonder how much their editor drinks :)

Please specify:  Before or after working with Jer & Auj?

[funky-rat]

19 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

I accidentally clicked on her instagram so I read some of the comments on Ember's picture.  Someone wrote:

Future Runway Angel!!!

Who the fuck thinks that is appropriate to comment that the baby looks like a future lingerie model???  That is so gross.  Who thinks like that?  Someone else wrote cute like daddy, smart like momma or something and that made me laugh.  Jer is not smart.  

 

 

WHAT?????  Oh my GOD!

I knew a guy who hoped against all hope his young niece would be a WWF Diva.

I'm all for fun with baby clothes, and bough a co-worker a onesie that said "Mom doesn't need your advice, #kthxbye" and one that had a polka dot bikini on it, but that's rather innocent compared to some of this crap I see.

[gonecrackers]

I wish that if people wanna be crude, stupid, or push their agendas, etc., they'd just leave the kids out of it & let them be kids FFS.

[Rap541]

Hehe I once put the niece in a onsie that had a cute Lil dog and "Dingo Bait" on it. Sis was not amused.

[heatherchandler]

34 minutes ago, funky-rat said:

I knew a guy who hoped against all hope his young niece would be a WWF Diva.

I'm all for fun with baby clothes, and bough a co-worker a onesie that said "Mom doesn't need your advice, #kthxbye" and one that had a polka dot bikini on it, but that's rather innocent compared to some of this crap I see.

What the hell??  That is so weird!  I cannot imagine a man wishing for an occupation for a young daughter or niece that involves people looking at them in their underwear, or leering at them in any way.  

Same here!  I love a silly onesie, and for my boys I bought some with some cute sayings.  I just don't understand the need to sexualize a baby - even when trying to be funny - it says so much about the person who does it.

2 minutes ago, Rap541 said:

Hehe I once put the niece in a onsie that had a cute Lil dog and "Dingo Bait" on it. Sis was not amused.

The dingo ate my baby!  I think that is funny.

[gonecrackers]

3 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

Same here!  I love a silly onesie, and for my boys I bought some with some cute sayings.  I just don't understand the need to sexualize a baby - even when trying to be funny - it says so much about the person who does it.

Precisely why I do not like all the kid pics out there as there are too many sick POS's in the world & it just feeds the beast. If one wants to share pics with family they can send them directly or put SM pages on private etc.

 

4 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

I accidentally clicked on her instagram so I read some of the comments on Ember's picture.  Someone wrote:

Future Runway Angel!!!

Who the fuck thinks that is appropriate to comment that the baby looks like a future lingerie model???  That is so gross.  Who thinks like that?  Someone else wrote cute like daddy, smart like momma or something and that made me laugh.  Jer is not smart.  

I really despise they way they use Ember to push all their crap, & those comments should give them pause, but that's, of course, very doubtful.

Edited September 28, 2018 by gonecrackers
took out extra their

[funky-rat]

1 hour ago, Rap541 said:

Hehe I once put the niece in a onsie that had a cute Lil dog and "Dingo Bait" on it. Sis was not amused.

THAT'S funny!  I just can't stand the blatantly sexual ones.  It's a BABY, not your frat bro.

[heatherchandler]

2 hours ago, gonecrackers said:

Precisely why I do not like all the kid pics out there as there are too many sick POS's in the world & it just feeds the beast. If one wants to share pics with family they can send them directly or put SM pages on private etc.

 

I really despise they way they use Ember to push their all their crap, & those comments should give them pause, but that's, of course, very doubtful.

Me too, I wonder if they see comments like that and think it is weird, or if they are just happy to have people following them, no matter what.  

[jumper sage]

On 9/28/2018 at 1:26 PM, funky-rat said:

I knew a guy who hoped against all hope his young niece would be a WWF Diva.

So he is one of "those" uncles?

[ShaNaeNae]

Why does Ember look so orange in the caption me pic?  Auj using her self tanner on her baby too?

These people are something else.  They are right up there with the Gardner Quads parents (they were on the first few seasons of Rattled).  They've been told over and over there's perverts commenting on their girls page because they famewhore the hell out of them and they refuse to block them.  I'm so over this generation oversharing.

[Celia Rubenstein]

Ember does look like she's been hitting the bronzer, I agree.

That thing on her head makes her look like some kind of house maid who is about to scrub the floors. 

She's cute enough without the faux tan and the durags bows. Audrey doesn't need to try so hard.

[funky-rat]

5 hours ago, jumper sage said:

So he is one of "those" uncles?

I don't think so, but he is mentally unbalanced and a bit of a jerk, so I steer clear of him.  When social media began to explode, he started showing up as a friend request, and I promptly blocked him.

[Rap541]

I'm genuinely curious - has anyone else noticed that they shut right the fuck up about having a curly haired, redheaded lil baby? That and the kid constantly in cancer victim skullcaps makes me side eye them.

[Claire1745]

On Jeremy’s insta story he said that they have finally rented office space. Working from home was too unhealthy for them trying to be a married couple and parents at the same time as working. 

 

And get this they rented a office space on the.........farm.

 

 

I bet they came up with 3 key factors when looking for work space  

free babysitting ✔️

Rent free ✔️ 

Mess around instead of actually working ✔️

[Mindthinkr]

16 minutes ago, Claire1745 said:

On Jeremy’s insta story he said that they have finally rented office space. Working from home was too unhealthy for them trying to be a married couple and parents at the same time as working. 

 

And get this they rented a office space on the.........farm.

 

 

I bet they came up with 3 key factors when looking for work space  

free babysitting ✔️

Rent free ✔️ 

Mess around instead of actually working ✔️

OMG...SMH

[Rap541]

So, here's where I don't slag on their new work space just for a moment.

It IS unhealthy to constantly be together, and to have your home be your workspace  and as amusing as the photos of the two of them sitting at the dining room table "working" or sitting on the couch or chairs "working, the fact is, these two literally are constantly together and that really isn't healthy.

Now that I have been fair.... wtf?

Why can't they establish one room in their four bedroom home as "the office"? It's not that hard. 

Also, an office on the farm? Will Caryn be banging Jeremy now too? Or will Daddy Matt hire Jeremy his own little sidepiece for office fucking?

Ok, thats a bit judgy of me :)

But honestly, wouldn't it just be easier to get jobs?

More seriously, I am willing to bet they aren't paying rent and Jeremy will be eased into a job on the farm.

[Shmoopaloop]

Will they be able to get any “work” done with Matt poking his nose in all the time? That man has nothing to do other than be a distraction and nuisance. And we know they have to continue to play nice with him for several reasons. 

Also, Auj posted some (what came off as to me) oddly aggressive stories about how her house, life, etc. are messy just like everyone else’s. And she mentioned several poopy blowout diapers Ember’s been having. I’m sorry, but it sounds like either her diapers are too small or they’re not being changed often enough. I gotta be judgmental on that one. 

Edited October 2, 2018 by Shmoopaloop

[ginger90]

What work do they do separately?

[gonecrackers]

8 hours ago, Shmoopaloop said:

Also, Auj posted some (what came off as to me) oddly aggressive stories about how her house, life, etc. are messy just like everyone else’s. And she mentioned several poopy blowout diapers Ember’s been having. I’m sorry, but it sounds like either her diapers are too small or they’re not being changed often enough. I gotta be judgmental on that one. 

Yeah typically that means she needs to size her up.  Maybe she'll figure it out LOL.

12 hours ago, Rap541 said:

More seriously, I am willing to bet they aren't paying rent and Jeremy will be eased into a job on the farm.

I wonder if that's the actual goal but of course they're not saying.  

Guess they'll have to hide behind doors while the others are filming.

[AZChristian]

1 hour ago, gonecrackers said:

Guess they'll have to hide behind doors while the others are filming.

They won't.  But the director will be yelling "CUT" a lot when J&A "accidentally" walk into the background of a scene.  Or - even funnier - they will be "blurred out" in post-production like tourists and other nobodies wandering around the farm who aren't going to be paid for being on camera.

[Normades]

15 hours ago, Rap541 said:

Jeremy will be eased into a job on the farm.

Ding ding ding.  We have a winner.  That's exactly what I think.  Also, it allows them to keep an eye on "their" farm.  

[Rap541]

11 hours ago, Shmoopaloop said:

Also, Auj posted some (what came off as to me) oddly aggressive stories about how her house, life, etc. are messy just like everyone else’s. And she mentioned several poopy blowout diapers Ember’s been having. I’m sorry, but it sounds like either her diapers are too small or they’re not being changed often enough. I gotta be judgmental on that one. 

Yeah, she seemed a lot angry about how everyone thinks her life is perfect but honestly she's the one  putting that narrative out there... and honestly "My house is really filthy and I'm not wearing makeup OMG and also my baby poops!" just makes me want to point out that she's essentially a housewife who is bragging how she's turning into Amy Roloff... complete with a husband who has an office to hide in now.

To AZChristian's point - I doubt its that hard to excise them from the show. Most of their scenes from the last few seasons have been IN THEIR OWN HOUSE or Jeremy in Matt's office. 

Frankly I am waiting to see what a shitshow this podcast ends up being and likewise the book. And I kinda expect that Matt is waiting for the  big boy to fall on his ass over these ventures so that Matt can "offer" to train Jeremy.

[ginger90]

[Rap541]

Call me crazy but that baby has brown hair.

[Absolom]

And the poor thing seems to have Audrey's Joker mouth.

[ginger90]

[MargeGunderson]

Wow, recording next week and they don't have topics, a title or scripts? Oh, that's going to go well.......

[Adiba]

I find most podcasts that I've happened upon incredibly boring and rarely listen to them anymore. I can't imagine Jer and Audj's would be worth a listen.

[Rap541]

3 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

Wow, recording next week and they don't have topics, a title or scripts? Oh, that's going to go well.......

Isn't that most shoddy half assed podcasts?

[BradandJanet]

5 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Nothing says inspiration for a studio for Jesus-based marriage advice like a trendy, upscale bar. 

On 10/1/2018 at 11:28 PM, Shmoopaloop said:

Also, Auj posted some (what came off as to me) oddly aggressive stories about how her house, life, etc. are messy just like everyone else’s. And she mentioned several poopy blowout diapers Ember’s been having. I’m sorry, but it sounds like either her diapers are too small or they’re not being changed often enough. I gotta be judgmental on that one. 

One of the Duggar wives did the poopy diaper posts too, with photos of stacked used diapers in the bedroom. It's probably an attempt to make the blogger appear relatable to potential readers. Look! We're just like you! I don't know if it works, but there's no way either-new parents Roloff or new-parents Duggar see themselves equal to their followers. It's a marketing ploy. 

[Rap541]

21 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

Nothing says inspiration for a studio for Jesus-based marriage advice like a trendy, upscale bar. 

I admit, I am genuinely curious if these podcasts will actually involve Jeremy actually speaking because I will admit, I'd like to know if the big boy has actual thoughts in his head. This is me being fair, ok? The show very much makes Jeremy look like a dimwit and since Auj insists he's a deep intellectual, I admit some curiosity.