Jamoche October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 Basically. The emoji (or other "one touch" means of ordering; I'm just waiting for them to have butt-dialed a pizza. 6 Link to comment
NinjaPenguins October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 Oh, Panera, I was already repulsed by your advertisements full of rude, messy eaters, but now you've taken it to a whole 'nother level by showing me a dad eating a turkey sandwich off his baby's diapered butt. Stop it. Just...stop it. 9 Link to comment
DeLurker October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 I haven't even seen the commercial, but I'm repulsed just by the description! 4 Link to comment
mmecorday October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 Oh, Panera, I was already repulsed by your advertisements full of rude, messy eaters, but now you've taken it to a whole 'nother level by showing me a dad eating a turkey sandwich off his baby's diapered butt. Stop it. Just...stop it. Well, they did say lettuce should be dirty, so ... 6 Link to comment
editorgrrl October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 (edited) I hate hate hate the Vagisil commercial where the two roommates are discussing how bad their day was to determine which of them was more deserving of getting to masturbate in the shower first. It's actually Summer's Eve lavender night-time feminine cleansing wash: http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7czw/summers-eve-shower The copy on their website is equally annoying: http://www.summerseve.com/products/cleansing-wash-nt After an intense workout or just an average day of workin’ it, some of us ladies like to shower at night. So we’ve created Summer’s Eve Night-time Cleansing Wash. Its soothing lavender fragrance helps wash away the day. And calming botanical extracts relax you into a great night’s sleep. Sweet dreams, here we come. Just STOP IT with the verbal text-speak on the latest McD commercial! Gah! Does this make ANYONE want to eat mcdonalds? They lost me at pronouncing "L8" as "ell-eight" rather than "late." Edited October 13, 2015 by editorgrrl 4 Link to comment
AntiBeeSpray October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 I remember some commercials years ago where a company tried to make fun of people for writing checks instead of using credit cards. They made me want to throw something at my tv :D. 7 Link to comment
LoneHaranguer October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 The emoji (or other "one touch" means of ordering; I forget what Domino's calls it) only works if one has already created an account with Domino's and registered a favorite order -- it's that order, method of payment, delivery address, etc. that gets put into motion. If Hyland wanted to change it up, she'd have to do more work than texting an emoji. Hang on a sec; Domino's just got done with a big campaign about their variety of food, and they follow up with a way to do a single favorite pizza order with a single pizza emoji? Is that all they programmed or just all they're advertising? 3 Link to comment
editorgrrl October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 You can only order one thing via Domino's AnyWare—your presaved "easy order." But these commercials have gotten a whole lot of people talking. And you can't order via tweet without following @dominos. https://anyware.dominos.com Step 1: Create a Pizza Profile and an Easy Order. An Easy Order is your favorite Domino's order, how you want to get it (Delivery or Carryout), your payment information, and your address. Step 2: Sign up for Tweet Ordering in your Pizza Profile at Dominos.com. Step 3: Tweet #Easyorder or the pizza emoji to @Dominos and confirm your order by Twitter direct message. If you do not confirm your order within 20 minutes, it will not be placed. 1 Link to comment
theabsolution October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 I remember some commercials years ago where a company tried to make fun of people for writing checks instead of using credit cards. They made me want to throw something at my tv :D.Look, as long as you prefilled out the check with everything except for the total before you get to the register, I'm cool with people using checks. 10 Link to comment
RCharter October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 Look, as long as you prefilled out the check with everything except for the total before you get to the register, I'm cool with people using checks. Thank you! Did you not know you were at Target before you got in line? Or that you would have to sign and memo the check you were planning on using? Or how about that you would need a pen, did you stop to think about that, or are we going to be subjected to 10 minutes of you rooting in your purse and swearing you remember you had a pen in there somewhere. 7 Link to comment
smittykins October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 Yeah, but don't you still have to produce a form of ID, or the store's check-cashing card?(Honest question; I haven't written a check at a store in years.) 2 Link to comment
Muffyn October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 Honestly your guess is as good as mine. Either that, or "my day was so bad I simply must clean my vagina, stat." The lavender is supposed to be calming and soothing. So according to Summer's Eve, women relax after a bad day by washing their external genitalia with lavender scented "feminine" wash. Y'know, nothing relaxes me like washing my labia. I spend hours in the shower rubbing overly perfumed soaps all over it. Then I finish my evening by eating sweetened milk snot, er, yogurt.. Oh wait, I am not a TV commercial woman. I might take a shower at the end the day but not to spend quality time with my "V". And I understand that unless I get seriously over-zealous when bathing, I am not washing my vagina. It's a self-cleaning model. UGH! And do they mean pre-lubricated? "Self-lubricating" implies that it starts off not lubricated...and then just is. What the hell is going on here?! Now I am imaging spurting catheters. Thanks for that. Someone needs to explain to the writer that language matters. 16 Link to comment
photo fox October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 Muffyn, you just made me chortle. Loudly. At work. lol I'm pretty sure I can write a check in the time it takes some people to figure out the debit/credit card reader, or count out their change. It's a push. 7 Link to comment
peacheslatour October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 When I used to write checks, I always filled in everything except the amount before I left the house. Easy-peesy. 4 Link to comment
smittykins October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 The lavender is supposed to be calming and soothing. So according to Summer's Eve, women relax after a bad day by washing their external genitalia with lavender scented "feminine" wash. Y'know, nothing relaxes me like washing my labia. I spend hours in the shower rubbing overly perfumed soaps all over it. Then I finish my evening by eating sweetened milk snot, er, yogurt.. Oh wait, I am not a TV commercial woman. I might take a shower at the end the day but not to spend quality time with my "V". And I understand that unless I get seriously over-zealous when bathing, I am not washing my vagina. It's a self-cleaning model. Back in 2010, Summer's Eve ran a print ad in Woman's Day offering helpful hints on asking your boss for a raise. Number one on the list? Washing your V.. With their Feminine Wash, of course. And keeping a supply of their Cleansing Cloths in your purse, just in case.(Summer's Eve later apologized and retracted the ad.) 4 Link to comment
Brattinella October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 Okay, Television: ENOUGH is ENOUGH. No more V stuff! I am purely sick to death of vaginal washes and IUD's and tampons and pee pads and catheters and pee PANTS and squirming ladies! 6 Link to comment
OmegaX123 October 13, 2015 Share October 13, 2015 What rights are you referring to? And where is the "there" they went to? Their rights to not have their SACRED tv time ASSAULTED by TEH GEY, of course. 6 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 Okay, Television: ENOUGH is ENOUGH. No more V stuff! I am purely sick to death of vaginal washes and IUD's and tampons and pee pads and catheters and pee PANTS and squirming ladies! I want to know exactly when people became so frigging fascinated with not only their own bathroom habits, but the bathroom habits of total strangers, since it wasn't until recently that that damn British woman who asks random people if they go commando showed up. Has that always been a thing and I just didn't know about it? 11 Link to comment
DeLurker October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 Well, it used to be the realm of skeevy men who could get arrested for something like that...but I guess it is somehow ok, charming even, if a British woman asks. 3 Link to comment
janie jones October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 I do not get from that Summer's Eve ad that those women are planning to masturbate in the shower. 1 Link to comment
CarpeDiem54 October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 I do not get from that Summer's Eve ad that those women are planning to masturbate in the shower.Well, it's special soap to just scrub your kootchiepop. And they need to use it to recover from their terrible day. Leads me to believe they're going to "relax" in the shower. 5 Link to comment
merylinkid October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 Step 3: Tweet #Easyorder or the pizza emoji to @Dominos and confirm your order by Twitter direct message. If you do not confirm your order within 20 minutes, it will not be placed. Yeah I am not telling the whole world every time I order a pizza by actually putting it in a tweet. I'll call or use the online order so it's just between me and the NSA. Also, regarding writing checks -- nothing I hate more than people who get all the way up to the cashier, all their items checked out then they start digging out their wallet. Like having to pay was a HUGE surprise. "Oh you mean I have to give you money after standing in this line forever? The line is not to just walk out of the store with the items?" 6 Link to comment
Brattinella October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 Well, it's special soap to just scrub your kootchiepop. And they need to use it to recover from their terrible day. Leads me to believe they're going to "relax" in the shower. Word of the day! Kootchiepop! 6 Link to comment
CarpeDiem54 October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 Word of the day! Kootchiepop! I got that from one of my besties. I couldn't resist using it. ;-) 4 Link to comment
Watcher0363 October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 Well, it's special soap to just scrub your kootchiepop. And they need to use it to recover from their terrible day. Leads me to believe they're going to "relax" in the shower. Quick, someone cue Frankie goes to Hollywood. Or are we not at rock bottom yet. 4 Link to comment
CarpeDiem54 October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 (edited) Quick, someone cue Frankie goes to Hollywood. Or are we not at rock bottom yet.OMG! I love that song!Warning - this is the uncencored video. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aLGbXHc-Ce0 Here's the Body Double version which is somewhat milder. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u2TLAxTY9Xs Edited October 14, 2015 by CarpeDiem54 2 Link to comment
ethalfrida October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 I HATE THE NEW PAMPERS AD! The sagging cowboy walk diaper is just nasty. 8 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 Quick, someone cue Frankie goes to Hollywood. Or are we not at rock bottom yet. Only if we can cue up King Missile's Detachable Penis next. Onward and downward...... 5 Link to comment
Muffyn October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 Only if there is a special "masculine" wash to be used on the detachable penis. 6 Link to comment
RCharter October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 (edited) Only if there is a special "masculine" wash to be used on the detachable penis. There should be, the guy found his detachable penis laying out at a garage sale....that can't be sanitary. Edited October 14, 2015 by RCharter 9 Link to comment
Magog October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 (edited) If you want McDonalds to serve lunch at breakfast, you should start a twitter/facebook campaign with poorly spelled demands.....I'll get you started"WUUUUUTTTTT, McDonaldz wok up @ 9in morn, no chix nuggies y? Will stb a nun if no frnch frys in my belly :( gimme frnh fry McDonaldz unless u h8 nunz!" That was very funny. Sadly, I'm not into Social Media (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc) because I hate it very much. There is nothing but mostly idiots on there pissing me off on a daily basis. You can only order one thing via Domino's AnyWare—your presaved "easy order." But these commercials have gotten a whole lot of people talking. And you can't order via tweet without following @dominos.https://anyware.dominos.com QUOTE Step 1: Create a Pizza Profile and an Easy Order. An Easy Order is your favorite Domino's order, how you want to get it (Delivery or Carryout), your payment information, and your address.Step 2: Sign up for Tweet Ordering in your Pizza Profile at Dominos.com.Step 3: Tweet #Easyorder or the pizza emoji to @Dominos and confirm your order by Twitter direct message. If you do not confirm your order within 20 minutes, it will not be placed. And that right there is a perfect example of why I can't stand Social Media. Why would I want to tweet to Dominos about a pizza order when a simple phone call to them would be much simpler & less of a headache? Basically, its stupid & pointless. I don't know who came up with that idea at Dominos, but that person needs to be punched in the face. Speaking of someone who needs a punch in the face, I can't watch the NFL without having to see Jan from Toyota all the time. I can't stand her condescending attitude & its making me want to avoid Toyota by any means necessary. I wouldn't mind putting her & Flo from Progressive into a pool of lava. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLEt92B_daA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oed0jKs_Jg (All of Wal-Mart Star Wars commercials) I can also do without having to put up with the recent Wal Mart commercials promoting Star Wars toys. I know that the next Star Wars movie (The Force) will be in theaters in 2 months (Dec 18th), but it pisses me off that I have to deal with Wal Mart pimping this stuff with their unfunny commercials. Its not like Star Wars needs the money or the promotion. That franchise can sell itself without Wal Mart's help in mocking it. Edited October 14, 2015 by Magog 5 Link to comment
riley702 October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 Only if we can cue up King Missile's Detachable Penis next. Onward and downward...... I'd somehow managed to miss this "song"... 2 Link to comment
RCharter October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 I'd somehow managed to miss this "song"... Really? It's a classic! 1 Link to comment
Moose135 October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 I do not get from that Summer's Eve ad that those women are planning to masturbate in the shower. Isn't that what all women do? At least from every movie I've seen, it seems to be true... ;-) 5 Link to comment
RCharter October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 Isn't that what all women do? At least from every movie I've seen, it seems to be true... ;-) No dummy, we all shower together so we can wash each others boobies and practice kissing. 8 Link to comment
Watcher0363 October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 No dummy, we all shower together so we can wash each others boobies and practice kissing. Well that works for me on so many levels. As for Star Wars not needing the money. Well you are so wrong there. Disney owns Star Wars and both wants and needs all the money. I am 90% sure that there is a subliminal narcotic buried in the Frozen movie. That all people are susceptible to unfortunately more so for women of all ages. 5 Link to comment
DeLurker October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 Disney won't be happy until Walt's face is on US currency. 9 Link to comment
LoneHaranguer October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 Why would I want to tweet to Dominos about a pizza order when a simple phone call to them would be much simpler & less of a headache? To get a discount? When they rolled out ordering on their web site, they had promotions offering special pricing if you ordered that way. At some point I expect they'll be doing something similar for tweeting. 2 Link to comment
Bastet October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 (edited) Yeah I am not telling the whole world every time I order a pizza by actually putting it in a tweet. I'll call or use the online order so it's just between me and the NSA. I don’t use Twitter, so I didn’t think about tweets not being just between the person sending it and the person it’s being sent to – so everyone who follows the consumer of crappy pizza on Twitter will see the pizza emoji? After an intense workout or just an average day of workin’ it, some of us ladies like to shower at night. So we’ve created Summer’s Eve Night-time Cleansing Wash. Its soothing lavender fragrance helps wash away the day. And calming botanical extracts relax you into a great night’s sleep. Not content with trying to convince women their bodies require special cleaning products, they'd now like us to believe we require separate soaps for day and night? Edited October 14, 2015 by Bastet 7 Link to comment
xaxat October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 There's just something really strange about Bob Dylan doing ads for International Business Machines. 4 Link to comment
theatremouse October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 Ok, so here's the thing: that ad with the song from Oliver!, clearly doing a bad job, because although I love musicals, and actually quite enjoy that one, I am so so so so so so so sick of having that song stuck in my head. And I don't even remember what they're advertising. That's an ad fail right there. 1 Link to comment
Maharincess October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 I have never had squid ink before. But, I'm starting to get fascinated about it. Unlike those BK black buns, squid ink looks healthy & delicious. I don't know what Burger King put in those buns to make them black, but its not squid ink & its probably something absolutely vile. I have never eaten a Whopper before (I don't like Whopper, Big Mac, or any type of hamburger) & I'm certainly wouldn't be eating one now. I'm not surprised that Burger King haven't tried to make their buns blue, red, pink, purple, or aqua. There is nothing special about McDonald's selling breakfast items all day. If Wawa does that (they only serve breakfast till 11AM), then its something to get excited about. Besides, I can't get Chicken Nuggets or French Fries (the only things at McDonald's that are not revolting) at 9 in the morning. They need to do something about that. What is a Wawa? 1 Link to comment
Maharincess October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 And be sure to tell your doctor if you're pregnant, have liver disease, or have been to a region where certain fungal infections occur. I've never understood this. Wouldn't your Dr already know if you have heart disease, diabetes or are on certain medications? My Dr knows everything about me and my medications and various ailments and diseases. 3 Link to comment
Moose135 October 14, 2015 Share October 14, 2015 What is a Wawa? They're a chain of convenience stores, primarily in the Mid-Atlantic area, Pennsylvania, NJ, Delaware, VA. Gas, food, and other various stuff, sort of a 7-11 on steroids. https://www.wawa.com/ 5 Link to comment
theatremouse October 15, 2015 Share October 15, 2015 Clearly, the sodium content being spoonfed to that poor toddler is just too much to bear. 4 Link to comment
Deej October 15, 2015 Share October 15, 2015 There is one commercial I CAN'T STAND eharmony where the little girl brings the boy in to the crypt keeper Please................boys at that age think girls have cooties 2 Link to comment
RCharter October 15, 2015 Share October 15, 2015 Clearly, the sodium content being spoonfed to that poor toddler is just too much to bear. so true, you might as well skip a trip to the store and just feed your kid warmed salt water. 1 Link to comment
smittykins October 15, 2015 Share October 15, 2015 I've never understood this. Wouldn't your Dr already know if you have heart disease, diabetes or are on certain medications? My Dr knows everything about me and my medications and various ailments and diseases. You'd think so, but apparently it isn't unheard of for people to doctor-shop until they find one who will write the prescription. 3 Link to comment
RCharter October 15, 2015 Share October 15, 2015 There is one commercial I CAN'T STAND eharmony where the little girl brings the boy in to the crypt keeper Please................boys at that age think girls have cooties Its a well known fact that EHarmony commercials promote child marriage. ;) 2 Link to comment
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