S06.E06: Hamptons, 90210

[LIMOM]

I think she was just being kind lol.

[BlackMamba]

Was it me or was Lisa R looking more like leatherface tonight. While she was sitting with that fashion designer I promise her face was stiff...real stiff. Something tells me shes had some more filler and she over did the tan.

[Umbelina]

I was kind of fascinated by the surgery.  I hope it makes a few people think twice about deliberately doing that to their bodies. 

 

The only interesting thing that seems to be happening is Eileen's kind of pathetic marriage.  Isn't she the one bringing home the cash for him to gamble away? 

 

No Harry Hamlin this year, or have I missed him? 

 

I wish Kyle would stop threatening people about spilling their secrets and just do it already.  Liven this crap up.

[Giselle]

"Toothless, boobless, brainless wonder! Just exactly what I married." Oh David! What a loving support you are in a woman's time of need. smdh

I have to say, I could have gone my entire life without seeing that bloody implant they removed from Yolanda.

"Barfing beefcakes Batman!!!"

I would have hauled off and hit him. Jerk.

Stuff like that doesn't bother me, but that implant ranked right up there with the fiberous snot cluster they pulled from RHoOC Alexis' plugged sinus.

Edited January 6, 2016 by Giselle

[BlackMamba]

Was Kim's trip to Target before or after the Dr. Phil interview?

After.

[bravofan27]

I love this blog after a few hours of the show airing, because there aren't that many posts to read and everyone has the same initial reactions.

 

I agree that Lisa R was likable this episode. Kyle was confusing-- do you want to talk about KIm or not? She brings it up, then shuts it down.Do you want to talk about it or not? 

 

Lisa V was being very nosy and obviously is not a Kim fan. "Do you think she was... medicated?" There is no way I can even spin that question to make it plausible that it came from a good place. That's just Lisa V wanting to call out the druggies for being druggies.

 

When David grabbed Yolanda's boob and said, "is this sad or funny?"  And Yolanda sort of said funny, I felt really bad for her. David is a real douche. 

 

I can't comment on the chemistry, but Erika's husband is definitely a class act and gentleman. David Foster should take notes and stop trying to be Anthony Bourdain. 

I didn't understand HOW they were able to get into the Hampton's place, but I can see why Lisa V is a little pissed she has to stay at the shitty party hotel and the other ladies are in Hampton Dreamworld. 

Edited January 6, 2016 by bravofan27

[zoeysmom]

I was kind of fascinated by the surgery.  I hope it makes a few people think twice about deliberately doing that to their bodies. 

 

The only interesting thing that seems to be happening is Eileen's kind of pathetic marriage.  Isn't she the one bringing home the cash for him to gamble away? 

 

No Harry Hamlin this year, or have I missed him? 

 

I wish Kyle would stop threatening people about spilling their secrets and just do it already.  Liven this crap up.

Eileen said the split the expenses 50/50 and then buy some of their stuff-with her it is clothes.  So I don't think he is gambling away the grocery money.

[Umbelina]

Didn't Yolanda say "toothless, boobless, brainless wonder" first? 

 

They were so obviously over, but oddly enough, I felt like there was still a kind of friendship there.

[Almost 3000]

They are there. But in my 16 years of living in San Diego county, I never once saw one. I saw them all the time in RI and see them in my yard here in FL all of the time

I live on the other side of the mountain from Malibu and there are deer crossings all along the range. They even have deer crossing signs posted on the roads between here and there. I see deer a couple of times a year so all the Malibu gals should see them too.

[talula]

Didn't Yolanda say "toothless, boobless, brainless wonder" first? 

 

They were so obviously over, but oddly enough, I felt like there was still a kind of friendship there.

I thought she said it as a joke. Then he repeated her words, "I married a toothless, boobless, brainless wonder."

[LIMOM]

Didn't Yolanda say "toothless, boobless, brainless wonder" first? 

 

They were so obviously over, but oddly enough, I felt like there was still a kind of friendship there.

Friends?

Nope. He looked annoyed and put off.

I can't believe she wanted to keep her ring on.

She is consistent with her bullshit.

[zoeysmom]

So Erika was on WWHL and she just isn't that interesting nor is she intelligent.  I don't know why it took her a full season to understand Yolanda's cast mates all thought she was sick.  This nonsense of NOW they believe she has Lyme Disease-indicates to me she didn't listen repeatedly they have it must be something more.  Meanwhile Yolanda is having breast implants yanked out- I do not believe a component of Lyme Disease is leaky silicone implants.  That would be a something more.

[Giselle]

The way he was going on about it, copping one last feel, they should have stuck the implant in a Ziploc and handed it to David as a souvenir then he can squeeze it all he wants.

I'd be out of that hotel in a heartbeat with all that noise.

I like Mrs. Girradi, Erika Jayne not so much. Hope she gives it back to Bethany (why is B. on this show, am getting sick of her)

Am I the only one who has no Giggy love? Can't stand the little rat. Damn thing can't walk because he's held all the time.

Edited January 6, 2016 by Giselle

[talula]

So Erika was on WWHL and she just isn't that interesting nor is she intelligent. I don't know why it took her a full season to understand Yolanda's cast mates all thought she was sick. This nonsense of NOW they believe she has Lyme Disease-indicates to me she didn't listen repeatedly they have it must be something more. Meanwhile Yolanda is having breast implants yanked out- I do not believe a component of Lyme Disease is leaky silicone implants. That would be a something more.

Yolanda said she believed her immune system was compromised from the silicone and she hoped after it was removed she'd be better able to fight off the LD. I think she said it during the last episode.

Your right the leaking implants are something in addition to LD.

Erika answered a question posed by Andy on WWHL. It was as to if the ladies felt Yolanda had LD. She said they all agree she has Lyme's Disease now.

Edited January 6, 2016 by talula

[BlackMamba]

Seems like yanking boobs out and teeth seems very extreme with Yoda. What else will she yank out - an eardrum if she hears a buzzing noise?? Remove eye? Maybe remove a thumb for size!

Like I'm waiting for someone, anybody to ask when enough is enough and what is really going on.

Edited January 6, 2016 by BlackMamba

[luleetuni]

Erika looked great with the toned down makeup at the restaurant.

Poor Kyle, she really got screwed by Kim's arrests this summer. There was no way for them to not acknowledge it and probably better to let Lisa vdp be the one to approach her first. I can't imagine finding out something like that on TMZ.

[LIMOM]

She cracked me up when she said her boobs did not define her.

Those implants looked bigger on the table.

I never realized she had that much boobage

Edited January 6, 2016 by LIMOM

[BlackMamba]

Poor Kyle, she really got screwed by Kim's arrests this summer. There was no way for them to not acknowledge it and probably better to let Lisa vdp be the one to approach her first. I can't imagine finding out something like that on TMZ.

The thing is when Kim showed her ass in Mexico at Brooke's wedding Mauricio and Kyle cut her off. I think they gave the scoop to TMZ or someone close to the family did. It seemed true since Kyle wasn't on Twitter debunking anything false when it was released.

http://www.tmz.com/#article/2015/06/02/kim-richards-kyle-mauricio-mexico-wedding-rehab/

[Silo]

Bethenny is now a producer on a housewives show. No housewife in their right mind would go against her. Unless it's on her show and she wanted them to for ratings purposes.

Edited January 6, 2016 by Silo

[LIMOM]

The thing is when Kim showed her ass in Mexico at Brooke's wedding Mauricio and Kyle cut her off. I think they gave the scoop to TMZ or someone close to the family did. It seemed true since Kyle wasn't on Twitter debunking anything false when it was released. http://www.tmz.com/#article/2015/06/02/kim-richards-kyle-mauricio-mexico-wedding-rehab/

Yikes. What the hell is going on here?

I would love to speak with Harvey for one hour.

Bethenny is now a producer on a housewives show. No housewife in their right mind would go against her. Unless it's on her show and she wanted them to for ratings purposes.

Damn!

Which show is she producing now?

And when was this announced?

[Silo]

Yikes. What the hell is going on here?

I would love to speak with Harvey for one hour.

Damn!

Which show is she producing now?

And when was this announced?

RHONY.

It's posted in her thread in that forum.

So Erika was on WWHL and she just isn't that interesting nor is she intelligent. I don't know why it took her a full season to understand Yolanda's cast mates all thought she was sick. This nonsense of NOW they believe she has Lyme Disease-indicates to me she didn't listen repeatedly they have it must be something more. Meanwhile Yolanda is having breast implants yanked out- I do not believe a component of Lyme Disease is leaky silicone implants. That would be a something more.

Erika's a basic bitch, 40-year-old edition lol Edited January 6, 2016 by Silo

[Giselle]

Dr. Fang in her patchwork scrubs and quasi Chefs had looked like she should be selling pastries at a mall and not performing breast surgery.

[LIMOM]

Beth wins again lol

[luleetuni]

The thing is when Kim showed her ass in Mexico at Brooke's wedding Mauricio and Kyle cut her off. I think they gave the scoop to TMZ or someone close to the family did. It seemed true since Kyle wasn't on Twitter debunking anything false when it was released.

http://www.tmz.com/#article/2015/06/02/kim-richards-kyle-mauricio-mexico-wedding-rehab/

Which all makes sense, if you have someone going off the rails, cutting them off is your only option. Tough love baby. I just could never imagine finding out that your sister was arrested on some tacky gossip site.

It also has to be so embarrassing when she had been trying to create the illusion that things were getting better for Kim.

[BlackMamba]

Bethenny is now a producer on a housewives show. No housewife in their right mind would go against her. Unless it's on her show and she wanted them to for ratings purposes.

Woah! Really?!!

That woman didn't deserve no EP credit for a whole HWs series! The ratings were still garbage. Andy is sure cutting for his BFF to stick around. One thing is for sure Jill nor Kelly will ever be back so as long she holds that producer credit. And you know she's going to be edited like a peach.

[LIMOM]

Thank you Andy. I will not be watching this year again.

Did the ratings improve last season?

I am done with jersey too.

[yourmomiseasy]

I loved Kyle's closet falling apart and her saying "you think this happens to Lisa Vanderpump?"

 

Eileen and Vinny's fight was kind of awkward with him bitching about her dress and her firing back about the gambling.  I'm pretty sure a $500 dress really isn't a big deal for her and it isn't like she's overly extravagant in all aspects of her life. She seems pretty down to earth and I seriously doubt she's spending them into the poor house.  What can be said for Vinny is at least he's not David.  Yikes.  It's hard not to think that David was pretty serious when he "joked" about current boobless and toothless Yo not being what he married.  He also just seems so over Yo in all their interactions.

 

Erika said something in this episode that made me think she's pretty shrewd, but I can't remember exactly what it was.  I don't exactly like her, but I am interested in figuring her out. 

 

I realize that Yo said she had to go to Ohio to get her implants removed because that's where a big specialist in implant removal is, but I really just don't get it.  You cannot tell me that there are not surgeons in the LA/OC area that are top of the field.  I just feel like LA/OC probably has more implants per capita than most places and therefore more demand.  Maybe she couldn't find anyone in LA that would let her "health advocate" in the operating room, but I also find that doubtful.  At this rate they need to set up an LA to Ohio commuter route for all the howives' miniature horse and implant needs.  Too bad Lisa and Yo didn't plan better so they could have carpooled (private jet pooled?) and been a little greener.

 

My mom has had many surgeries and never reacted to anesthesia until the time she broke her hip. Let's just say that she was such a tyrant that her surgeon refuse to see her. She ended up apologizing to a lot hospital staff!

I like Erika so far. I agree, too much Yolanda.

 

From what I recall of waking up from the only surgery I've had, I cursed out the surgical staff and they laughed and put a blanket over my head to shut me up like a parakeet.  When they wheeled me out to recovery I had a blanket over my head and my mom couldn't figure out why, so I think it really happened.

Edited January 6, 2016 by yourmomiseasy

[kokapetl]

I read above how disgusting Yolanda's old implant was, but words can't adequately describe or prepare someone for what that thing looked like. So dry and crusty and it had a tail.

Edited January 6, 2016 by Kokapetl

[mwell345]

 

Too much Yolanda tonight. We know she lived. Move on.

 

Yolanda is dragging the entire show down. 

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

A) NO ONE should have to have surgery in a clinic with wallpaper like that place, or B) who will allow someone with former prostitute but no medical degree on her resume In the OR.

RUN!

[Lassus]

Kyle could have declined, but then she wouldn't have been able to cry on camera again.  Some more. 

 

I don't mean to be combative, but not only did Kyle not call Lisa, Kyle wasn't on camera when Lisa called Kyle.

[ottergirl]

Erika gave us the scoop on WWHL tonight. LisaR sent her a Twitter message that she looked great. As of now Erika gets along with everyone, including Bethenny. She also reported to Andy that everyone of the HW now realize Yolanda was truly ill and not faking anything. They all believe she has LD. So It appears those nearest to her have no problems with Yolanda regarding her health issues and support her.

 

This is why the Yolanda storyline is bad for the show.  No one can really say what they really think, or they'll look horrible.  She's not Brooks.  There's no doubt that she was ill.  And you can't pick on or gang up on a sick person for how they handle their illness, not in public.  It's the height of meanness.   I would bet large amounts of money that when LVP and Lisa Rinna and maybe Kyle are alone with no cameras, they have opinions about Yolanda's performance, but they're not dumb enough to say them.  The engine of this show is women with strong opinions sharing them and dealing with the conflict that arises as a result.  But the nature of Yolanda's "storyline" prevents them from doing so.  And if they even tiptoe around the truth - like Lisa Rinna reporting that "other people" brought up Munchausen's - then they get vilified.  Kyle was on Access Hollywood yesterday (clips online), and every time the anchors tried to get her to talk about Yolanda's illness and whether it was real, she said "you want me to get slaughtered on twitter?"

 

So instead we get scene after scene of a woman who is clearly both a) ill and b) malingering, and she is holding the entire show hostage.  No one can question her.  It's bad drama.

 

As for Kyle - I'm going to be on her side, and then against her.  On her side:  her pain when she was describing what was going on with Kim was intense and real and visible.  I kind of wonder about anyone who can't empathize with that.  Against her: it's not fair to get angry at the other women when they bring Kim up on camera.  Kyle, Kim has been on the show for five seasons.  Last season in particular, her behavior made everyone miserable.  I understand that as her sister you're frustrated that she isn't here to defend herself.  But it is ridiculous to think that they're not going to talk about it, and it is completely unfair to compare them talking about Kim to you protecting their "secrets" on camera.  Kim is responsible for her situation, and no one - especially not LVP, LR, Eileen, etc. - are morally obligated to protect her now.

[mayziemay]

I can't stand Erika, she is just a prostitute to me, marrying an old guy with money and then bragging about planes etc every chance she gets.  Complete trash.

 

The only housewife I like at this point is Eileen but I think she is much too good for Vince.  She is a smart, savvy, hard working woman and he seems like a total sloth.  I can't see them together in 5 years time.

 

The rest bore me to tears.

[jinjer]

I like that Yolanda's implants were on TV. It showed how bad it can be when they leak. That was a great PSA unlike Alexis's boogers.

 

Last night she stated that she was hoping that once they were removed that her immune system would improve enough to fight "de Lymes." Apparently it did because once they were removed, she started feeling better. So Yolanda herself realizes and has acknowledged that there are other things going on besides lyme disease in her body. 

 

I wonder if she and David agreed that once she started feeling better that they would divorce.

 

Lisa V was right.  Kim walking out of Target with a shopping cart full of $600 of merchandise was more of a "go to a psych ward" than go to jail.

[ghoulina]

Good Lord, I am so over YoFo's melodramatics. "See??" when she attempts to put the milk away in the cupboard. As if that's proof of her Lyme. I don't even dispute she is ill, but for heaven's sake - *I* constantly try to put things away in the wrong place. Sometimes I don't even catch myself and hours later find out I accidentally threw away my potato masher. So take a seat. 

 

Then there's finding out how late it is in Australia, and deciding to wake her daughter up anyhow, so she can make sure Gigi is good and worried about her mother's impending surgery. Sheesh. Did Anwar and Bella, who are much closer to her current time zone, not warrant a call? I guess she needed to make sure someone cared. When she implored David not to "be scared", he quickly reminded her - "I'm not". Bahahaha!

 

Judging by David's latching onto her breasts in the car ride over, I'm pretty sure the implant removal was the reason for the divorce. 

 

 

I still find Erika and her husband to be just weird. She addresses him as "Mr. Girardi". Then when they part ways, it's a little pat on the arm. No hug, no kiss. I don't know. I'm aware they've been together quite awhile and I know every couple is different, but their interactions just seem off to me. 

 

I really don't blame Kyle and Eileen for going somewhere else. Number one, they wanted to relax and it seemed more like they were at Spring Break. If I were going to the Hamptons, I'd want to stay in an actual home, not a hotel room. That house they ended up in was stunning! Go, Mauricio. 

[MyAimIsTrue]

Reason # 5,592 why Eileen is fast becoming my favorite HW ever:  while packing for the Hamptons trip and talking to Vince she was wearing denim shorts and a striped t-shirt, the same type of outfit I would wear.  She's real and for the only one out of them who is a legitimate "star" she's the most down to earth and the least pretentious.

[LIMOM]

Absolutely, Kim truly needs help.

I still do not understand why they keep on saying that she is an alcholic.

I might not be Dr Drew but it is obvious to me that she uses chemical (prescribed or otherwise)

I do not get the shame in admitting that Kim is an addict. What is the difference?

[WireWrap]

Mauricio would have been able to rent far before production would have-production uses a real estate agency to find such a place.  Mauricio gets to skip to the head of the line-he has an agency and the connections.  Don't forget the Richards hail from Long Island and Hilton had an office in New York. 

 

It was Lisa's party and the travelled to see her and support her.  So getting rooms at the dump, may be on production and  it is Lisa's publicist that booked the event, but Lisa carrying on about them leaving is on her.  It was impolite but not enough to upset the apple cart-this group gets along and you can't convince me Lisa and Ken want to hear music outside their door until 4:00 am or would expect any of the rest of them to.  Lisa had to be making a joke the "high maintenance" comment.  Sorry Lisa, but Ken feeding the dog on the white furniture is a no-no.  Ken set the food down on the couch-just wrong.

Lisa's publicist didn't book the event, Bella Magazine did. It was the magazine's event to launch the magazine itself. Again, there was no reason that Kyle couldn't give Lisa a phone call when she/Eileen decided to stay elsewhere, none. Also, there was no reason given for why they left OR where they were now staying in that note to Lisa, just that they decided to stay somewhere else AND Lisa had to call them. Rude IMO, rude.

[SFoster21]

Kyle or "the family" calling TMZ was a stretch. Reporters for places like that read the police blotter and/or have sources at the precinct, the courthouse, etc. Kim didn't call Kyle; they aren't in touch.

Kyle is helpless where Kim is concerned; helpless and scared for her sister. She referred to her distress. She probably had fewer details at her disposal than the tabloids. I think it's natural for LVP to ask about details and just as natural for Kyle to indicate that she doesn't want to/can't provide them. She was tired after a long trip and in some distress due to personal problems. That was what she said.

If you think that the police or the court system assess mental illness in some kind of triage, well, they don't.

[Cosmic Muffin]

As a friend was being wheeled into the first stage of getting lipo. the attendant was telling her about another patient that came out of surgery swinging at the staff. This being the last thing she heard before going under herself, my friend came out of the anesthesia swinging as well.

 

Anesthesia is weird stuff. I think my mom came out of it crying too.

[LIMOM]

Yes it was rude however it was just a plug for Mauricio's business. So I don't care either ways.

Those writers are getting sloppy with integrating marketing and story lines.

I guess even QVC gets publicity.

Edited January 6, 2016 by LIMOM

[BucFan]

From what I recall of waking up from the only surgery I've had, I cursed out the surgical staff and they laughed and put a blanket over my head to shut me up like a parakeet.  When they wheeled me out to recovery I had a blanket over my head and my mom couldn't figure out why, so I think it really happened.

Oh my gosh, I'm laughing so hard right now :)

This is the funniest, cutest story ever.

[motorcitymom65]

Those phone calls are prearranged by Bravo, otherwise neither woman would have a camera in her face.

 

Kyle could have declined, but then she wouldn't have been able to cry on camera again.  Some more. 

Wait. What? Kyle wasn't on camera during the phone call. We could only barely hear what she was saying (they had to give us subtitles), and she cut the call short when Portia walked in. We only saw her reaction in her TH. 

[Primetimer]

Lisa Vanderpump might want to watch her back, 'cause the new HBIC is making her presence felt.

Read the story

[Granimal]

Vince Van Patton has a net worth of 2$ mil as far as I can tell. ED has a net worth of $3 mil (again as far as I can tell). Make of that what you will.

[Vicky8675309]

Erika seems shrewd enough to figure out that "normal people" would love the idea of a woman actually enjoying eating food like cake. I'm sure she enjoyed it but I doubt she eats it regularly.

[bosawks]

Coming out if anesthesia is hard for some people. Everyone handles those drugs different. I've seen patients in the recovery room cry, laugh, curse, sing....and they don't remember any of it later. So understandable about Yo crying

 

Sort of like coming out of a Real Housewives fugue state post marathon watch.......

[LIMOM]

Hum those curves don't come from eating kale.

[ryebread]

From what I recall of waking up from the only surgery I've had, I cursed out the surgical staff and they laughed and put a blanket over my head to shut me up like a parakeet.  When they wheeled me out to recovery I had a blanket over my head and my mom couldn't figure out why, so I think it really happened.

 

Omg, so funny.  The visual of a patient being wheeled out with a blanket over their head while cursing is hilarious.

 

My surgery was in a Catholic hospital.  By that time I hadn't practiced a religion in over 15 years.  When I woke up in the recovery area, besides other patients and the nurses - there was a nun in the room. When I saw her, I started crying and reciting the Hail Mary.  I couldn't stop.  Just kept saying it over and over again like I did when saying the rosary as a child.  When my mother (a devout Christian) heard about it from my hubs, she was sure that during surgery, I'd found Jesus again.  Seen a light, had a re-awakening or something.   I remember waking up and seeing the nun but nothing after that. So weird.

That said, I adore the twilight shot you get prior to being wheeled into the OR.  I know I've said and done stuff after that infusion that I don't remember, too.

Anesthesia is weird stuff. I think my mom came out of it crying too.

 

My mom always barfs.  I'd take the crying any day.

Edited January 6, 2016 by ryebread

[HumblePi]

This episode made me want to reach my hand through the television screen and slap those bitches enough to knock off all their plaster makeup. Erika has more money than God and Putin put together (or, are they the same?), and she's not going to be intimidated by Lisa Vanderpump. Lisa V has met her match. Lisa to Ken in the helicopter "Ken? Is Giggy okay darling? Is it too noisy for him or is he alright?"  DUH Lisa, it's a damned helipcopter. What if it was too noisy for Giggy, what's the alternative? I got it.... open the door and drop him out on the tarmack, there you go.

Erika stands out from any of them because she's honest about who and what she is and she could buy and sell the Vanderpumps ten times over. When I first saw Erika, I rolled my eyes and thought, 'oh no, more naked, self-absorbed, egocentric wealthy women'.  I questioned if we already have enough of those. Then I thought, 'no we don't have enough of those'. 

Lisa Rinna is getting on my nerves so much that I record the episodes then fast forward past Lisa. Note to Lisa, we don't all think that Harry Hamlin is hot. Oh, maybe he was attractive to some women back in his heyday, and I mean WAY back, like 1981 Clash of the Titans. Even then, I was 'meh'.  I always felt a gayish vibe coming from Harry Hamlin which is okay with me but he seems like the kind that would live in the closet rather than be open and honest about it. Even his acting sucks. He's been fortunate to be able to still get some roles and earn a living from acting.

 

Kyle and Eileen in the Hampton mansion...'Is that a real deer or a fake deer?' It's not Disneyland girls, it's Long Island, there's actually real deer there, nobody planted a fake one for your enjoyment.

 

And David Foster, oh man.... where do I begin with this douchebag?  Fondling Yolanda's breast in the limo was just sickening. What an ugly, old, unattractive human being he is. I wondered as I watched Dr. Feng extract that heaving blood mass of exploded silicone from Yolanda's breast as to how much of what she believed to be Lyme Disease will suddenly disappear?  I also tried to mentally calculate the money she's thrown away trying to treat a problem that was laying right there under her clavicle all the time? It was a small fortune.