Leon Brown: So Here's Me

[xwordfanatik]

Pudge doesn't give a shit how crappy she looks, apparently.  Greasy hair, and I'm going to bet she doesn't use deodorant, either.  Such a grifty grifter, just like Ma & Pa.

So she hasn't mentioned one of her favorite hangouts, Soul Cycle?  @Kohola3, you nailed it.  Mariah's just like a crow, with shiny objects.  I've heard skunks do the same thing.

[toodles]

10 minutes ago, Absolom said:

She thinks she has dry hair instead of a grease ball on her head?  That explains a lot.  

That is a dreadful photo of her face. 

Although it kills my to say this, her eyebrows look better.  They don't look so Groucho Marxy.

[LilWharveyGal]

Gotta love Brown revisionist history! Is "self care" code for access to black hair dye and woke sneakers? Because this young lady looks pretty well cared for...and less smelly.

Edited August 13, 2019 by LilWharveyGal

[MonicaM]

1 hour ago, LilWharveyGal said:

Gotta love Brown revisionist history! Is "self care" code for access to black hair dye and woke sneakers? Because this young lady looks pretty well cared for...and less smelly.

I think she has confused "self care" with "self obsession".  

[DakotaJustice]

Omg, what Instagram "influencer" HASNT signed up to represent the Fab Fit Fun subscription boxes yet?  

https://fabfitfun.com/affiliates/

[DaphneCat]

2 hours ago, LilWharveyGal said:

Gotta love Brown revisionist history! Is "self care" code for access to black hair dye and woke sneakers? Because this young lady looks pretty well cared for...and less smelly.

She looks really good in this picture.  Her hair would look 1,000 times better if she stopped with all the chemical crap and went back to her natural color.  

[Sofa Sloth]

8 hours ago, LilWharveyGal said:

Gotta love Brown revisionist history!

Absolutely, there’s no integrity.  

They’ll claim anything for a quick buck. Like the time ‘influencer’ Mariah revealed she drank Naked juice all throughout college.. cool story, except she actually didn’t, as her then roommate, called her out for being a lying liar that lies. 

Looking at the lack of effort put into her basic hygiene and outward appearance, I don't believe she uses a single product in these fabfitfun boxes like she claims. 

[laurakaye]

10 hours ago, LilWharveyGal said:

Gotta love Brown revisionist history! Is "self care" code for access to black hair dye and woke sneakers? Because this young lady looks pretty well cared for...and less smelly.

I don't know when this was taken but Meri looks 20 years younger without her Sharpie eyebrows, gobs of mascara and black eyeliner, and Oompa-Loompa skin.  

And Mariah looks 100 times better as a blonde.  Maybe blondes aren't as woke as brunettes?  I don't know the rules.

[MargeGunderson]

We can see Mariah's eyes in the picture! Proof that it is possible for her to take a picture without squinting. 

[Rabbit Hutch]

19 hours ago, LilWharveyGal said:

Gotta love Brown revisionist history! Is "self care" code for access to black hair dye and woke sneakers? Because this young lady looks pretty well cared for...and less smelly.

Eyes wide open, here.  Does being woke make ones eyes go all squinty?  🤔

[ginger90]

[Sandy W]

Huh???  I don't have the advanced education Mariah does, so my reading comprehension isn't woke enough to understand that statement.  Could anyone explain this PSA?

[DakotaJustice]

It's been awhile but I seem to recall I got a lot of my required vaccinations AT school.

[deirdra]

She was home-schooled part of the time so maybe she had to get all the shots she'd missed (or couldn't document) at the same time before she was allowed to enter public school.  

Edited August 13, 2019 by deirdra

[Kohola3]

So they don't get polio? Does she know how rare that is? More likely they would end up with measles since that is the epidemic of the day. What an idiot.

[deirdra]

5 minutes ago, Kohola3 said:

So they don't get polio? Does she know how rare that is? 

Also, the polio vaccine is oral and tastes like sugar water - not the one to pick as being like HELL, since we know she loves sugar. The measles, chicken pox, rubella, diptheria, pertussis & tetanus vaccines are the shots that children complain about (though a good nurse will be done before you feel it). 

Edited August 14, 2019 by deirdra

[Meowwww]

She was so pretty as a blonde.  But let me guess, blondes aren’t queer or woke.  

My father in law had polio as a kid.  It’s no joke.  

[Teafortwo]

She probably had to do it as an adult, for grad school? maybe? In any case it's funny that Ginger posted this right after the comments on the old pic, because the PSA pic is the squintiest!

[Kohola3]

8 hours ago, Meowwww said:

My father in law had polio as a kid.  It’s no joke.  

I didn't mean to insinuate that it was. My point that in her pseudo-PSA she picks a disease that has been eradicated in the US.  If she really wanted to encourage inoculations, why not pick a disease that is currently a big issue. like measles.

As always, she had the Brown Clown gene for idiotic marketing.  What parent is going to rush their kid to the doctor to prevent a disease that hasn't been seen in the US since 1979....

[laurakaye]

First of all, that is a stupid, stupid picture.  Second, it sounds like she's throwing major shade at Meri for not getting her only child vaccinated when she was young, because now she is having to forego her avocado toast/vegan caramel double-shot latte lunch date with Audge to stand in line at "school" to fill out paperwork and get her vaccine.  But thanks for the PSA, Pudge.  Hope this doesn't make you late for SoulCycle.

[deirdra]

2 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

What parent is going to rush their kid to the doctor to prevent a disease that hasn't been seen in the US since 1979....

But Mariah is a "world traveller".  Did she need any shots before going to Bali?

[xwordfanatik]

1 hour ago, deirdra said:

But Mariah is a "world traveller".  Did she need any shots before going to Bali?

I don't know about Bali, but my daughter had to have some shots before traveling to India with her college class.  She had had the regular ones growing up here.  Polio, MMR, etc.

That picture sucks.  Ms. Woke is not a good person to PSA anything.  She's still pissed at Meri, but she's only too happy to spend mom's money.  

[Irate Panda]

People are still inquiring about Mariah's stance on Soul Cycle.  For someone so woke, she's sure asleep on this one.  She must be too busy with the vaccines and avocado toast to respond.

[Kohola3]

2 hours ago, Irate Panda said:

People are still inquiring about Mariah's stance on Soul Cycle.  For someone so woke, she's sure asleep on this one. 

You know good and well she's still cycling away. She's too lazy to find somewhere else and her enlightenment has worn off so she really doesn't give a rat's patootie about the LGBTQ cause any longer. 

The fact that she's not even addressing her stance in public speaks volumes.  If these famewhores are not posting their every vapid thought on social media, they're bored with it or it's been a failure - note the lack of triumphant trumpeting about her wildly successful and well attened yoga classes by Pudge and lack of a glowing report on the "jeens" sales by Mykelti.

[MargeGunderson]

She may have needed the vaccinations for grad school as @Teafortwo suggested. I did, because I couldn't find my vaccination records (it had been years since I had them). But, since she started school last year, why would she be just now getting them? Or maybe this is just a random PSA. Who knows with her.

[Higgins]

6 minutes ago, MargeGunderson said:

She may have needed the vaccinations for grad school as @Teafortwo suggested. I did, because I couldn't find my vaccination records (it had been years since I had them). But, since she started school last year, why would she be just now getting them? Or maybe this is just a random PSA. Who knows with her.

She could have titers run.

[Kohola3]

9 minutes ago, Higgins said:

She could have titers run.

I'd bet dollars to donuts she has no health insurance.  Those are costly and you can get free inoculations at many health departments.

[deirdra]

Many grad schools include inexpensive health insurance in full-time student fees or as an option, though it is odd that this didn't happen a year ago.  Perhaps a measles outbreak caused Loyola to crack down for Fall registration or Mariah opted in to the health plan.  With the Brown Clowns moving from town to town and state to state to evade creditors while she was growing up, it is no wonder that she doesn't have her vaccination records.

[DakotaJustice]

So anyone want to put money on whether Janelle or Mariah are going to be the first to recommend nostrums for:

• Spanish influenza
• Typhoid
• Fever and Ague
• The use of leeches

??

[deirdra]

If they ever do start to build on their property or visit it before foreclosing on it, the whole fambly could be wiped out by Prairie Dog Plague.

[Kohola3]

9 minutes ago, deirdra said:

....the whole fambly could be wiped out by Prairie Dog Plague.

Can't you just imagine if only Kootie survived?  A whole new TLC series - Searching for a Whole New Harem brought sponsored by Monostat and Viagra.

[ginger90]

[Kohola3]

So she's posing over. what, a sewer cover?  And spouting platitudes about spiritual activism?   But nothing about boycotting SC whose owner supports the very thing she's blathering about.

Does she know how pompously ambiguous she looks?  She really is clueless.

[Sofa Sloth]

The picture composition is actually pretty cool for a change, I actually like the pose and the simplistic style.

Garghh who even I am? 🤦🏼‍♀️  that hurt to type so here comes the usual snark -

She still looks unwashed and narcissistic. Is she capable of capturing and posting anything that isn’t herself, or her food? Her instagram is a snore fest of narcissism, self obsession and terrible grammar. 

Her faux activism is nauseating and insincere. If she’s only donating a ‘portion of the proceeds’ what is the point? That could be literally $1 or less depending on who attends and how charitable she decides to be. It’s only to make herself look good. Either do a fully charitable class with full proceeds going to your cause, or don’t bother.   

[Jeanne222]

On Lordy Mariah!  Please just stop!!!

[xwordfanatik]

A portion of the proceeds means next to nothing, I think.  Do something about your spoiled narcissism, Pudge.  Like give the money you spend on coffee shops to your "undocumented friends."  20 pounds of bullshit in a 10 pound bag.  That's Mariah.

Platitudes is exactly right, Kohola.  Faux activism is also exactly right, Sofa.

Ugh.

[LilWharveyGal]

Hey, guess what, kids?!  You know THE one and only Mariah Brown?  Well, this morning she went into an unfinished basement in Chicago, Illinois, and she - now this is really special - she dedicated her yoga session to you!!!  And here's the best part - she didn't even capitalize her post when she humblebragged about it online!  That makes everything better now, right?!

[deirdra]

I never thought I'd be wishing for Mariah to put her leggings back on.

[Sandy W]

12 minutes ago, deirdra said:

I never thought I'd be wishing for Mariah to put her leggings back on.

The cellulite is surprising on a 23 year old.

[laurakaye]

Why is she doing yoga in what looks to be the communal bathroom of a prison?

Do we have a spy in Chicago?  I would love for someone to drop by the park Mariah mentioned and see how many people show up for her class...or, for that matter, if Mariah herself shows up.

[sharkerbaby]

2 hours ago, laurakaye said:

Why is she doing yoga in what looks to be the communal bathroom of a prison?

Do we have a spy in Chicago?  I would love for someone to drop by the park Mariah mentioned and see how many people show up for her class...or, for that matter, if Mariah herself shows up.

Rogers Park is not an actual park it's a Chicago neighborhood (kind of like a NYC borough).  She's probably holding her class in a studio located in Rogers Park.

[TurtlePower]

On 8/12/2019 at 5:17 PM, ginger90 said:

She is SO full of shit, just like her arrogant mother. Self care? That's all she ever does, and not the version she's trying to advertise here. She's good at stuffing her face with brunch and pretending to care about things. Fakey McFake Face! 

[Sandy W]

11 minutes ago, sharkerbaby said:

Rogers Park is not an actual park it's a Chicago neighborhood (kind of like a NYC borough).  She's probably holding her class in a studio located in Rogers Park.

She should be more specific then.  Her instagram advises that she "will be holding donation based community yoga classes Monday mornings 8 am in Rogers Park".  I can envision hordes of yoga students haplessly dragging their mats all over the neighborhood in search of enlightenment from WOKE Mariah.

No wonder she is not bragging about attendance at her classes, no one has found them yet.

[sharkerbaby]

1 hour ago, Sandy W said:

She should be more specific then.  Her instagram advises that she "will be holding donation based community yoga classes Monday mornings 8 am in Rogers Park".  I can envision hordes of yoga students haplessly dragging their mats all over the neighborhood in search of enlightenment from WOKE Mariah.

No wonder she is not bragging about attendance at her classes, no one has found them yet.

Nah, more specificity is not necessary.  If you live in the Chicagoland area (Chicago and the roughly 5 county surrounding area) you are well aware of the subdivision of Chicago and cook county into various neighborhoods and in fact appreciate the references to them in that you know roughly where something is versus somewhere in the 227 sq mi area that is Chicago.  So in this case, Rogers Park with a population of approx 54,000 encompasses almost 2 sq mil on the far north side.  I'm likely not going to bother looking any further into the specific location if I'm located on the south side in say Hyde Park where it will take me at least 45 mins by car or 1.5 hrs by public transportation to get there.  I'm guessing she provide the specific studio location in the link she references in her post.

I understand where the confusion lies but trust me when I say locals use neighborhood designations all the time.  In fact there is significant pride and culture within the various neighborhoods, many have very distinct personalities and character.  These aren't your typical suburban neighborhoods but more like communities.  Most people don't know all of the neighborhoods off the top of their heads but are mostly able to know somewhat where a mentioned area is when referenced.  And if not, just give a bordering neighborhood and chances are excellent that will provide enough reference to pinpoint the area.  You frequently hear conversations that go somewhat like this. 

My aunt lives in Lincoln Park
Really, my cousin lives there where abouts is your aunt?
Corner of Here and There, about a block from Yummy restaurant.
Oh yes!  I know exactly where that is.

Now if I wasn't that familiar with Lincoln Park I'd say something along the lines of "Oh, that's a nice area" and leave it at that but still have a very good idea where your aunt lived.  Near north side, very close to the lake, near the zoo, and a hop skip and a jump from the loop.

And to bring this full circle, I think perhaps Lincoln Park may be where Meri's catfisher Sam lived.

Edited August 15, 2019 by sharkerbaby
further explanation

[Sandy W]

48 minutes ago, sharkerbaby said:

Nah, more specificity is not necessary.  If you live in the Chicagoland area (Chicago and the roughly 5 county surrounding area) you are well aware of the subdivision of Chicago and cook county into various neighborhoods and in fact appreciate the references to them in that you know roughly where something is versus somewhere in the 227 sq mi area that is Chicago.  So in this case, Rogers Park with a population of approx 54,000 encompasses almost 2 sq mil on the far north side.  I'm likely not going to bother looking any further into the specific location if I'm located on the south side in say Hyde Park where it will take me at least 45 mins by car or 1.5 hrs by public transportation to get there.  I'm guessing she provide the specific studio location in the link she references in her post.

I understand where the confusion lies but trust me when I say locals use neighborhood designations all the time.  In fact there is significant pride and culture within the various neighborhoods, many have very distinct personalities and character.  These aren't your typical suburban neighborhoods but more like communities.  Most people don't know all of the neighborhoods off the top of their heads but are mostly able to know somewhat where a mentioned area is when referenced.  And if not, just give a bordering neighborhood and chances are excellent that will provide enough reference to pinpoint the area.  You frequently hear conversations that go somewhat like this. 

My aunt lives in Lincoln Park
Really, my cousin lives there where abouts is your aunt?
Corner of Here and There, about a block from Yummy restaurant.
Oh yes!  I know exactly where that is.

Now if I wasn't that familiar with Lincoln Park I'd say something along the lines of "Oh, that's a nice area" and leave it at that but still have a very good idea where your aunt lived.  Near north side, very close to the lake, near the zoo, and a hop skip and a jump from the loop.

Mariah did indeed provide a link to the location of the class.  It was to be held at the Glenwood Dance Studio and she thoughtfully provided a map.  I can only assume she had her own reason for not providing the location in the Instagram and asking potential attendees to follow the link.

[deirdra]

Is that sewer cover in the basement of the Glenwood Dance Studio?

The sewer line has been dug up and presumably fixed (newer concrete) but the visible metal is rusty. What a treat to work out in the sewer overflow room.

Edited August 15, 2019 by deirdra

[ginger90]

15 minutes ago, Sandy W said:

 I can only assume she had her own reason for not providing the location in the Instagram and asking potential attendees to follow the link.

Laziness, and the fact one can donate using the link.

[Fig Newton]

18 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Holy shitballs. Is this for real?

All I can  come up with is she must be posing over a sewer cover to mask her own stench. Everything about her screams "STINKY". Seriously, when I see a pic I suddenly have olfactory hallucinations of her body odor. She could never be my friend.

[AZChristian]

58 minutes ago, Fig Newton said:

Holy shitballs. Is this for real?

All I can  come up with is she must be posing over a sewer cover to mask her own stench. Everything about her screams "STINKY". Seriously, when I see a pic I suddenly have olfactory hallucinations of her body odor. She could never be my friend.

When I first saw the picture, I assumed that dirty water line around her was the runoff from her sweat.

[laurakaye]

28 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

When I first saw the picture, I assumed that dirty water line around her was the runoff from her sweat.

To me it looks like she is posing in the exact area that is stained a different color from water and/or sewage back-up.  And if she's not careful, when she puts her airborne hand back down it's going to land directly in the drainage hole.  I don't understand anything about this picture or the accompanying word salad.  If there's a deeper, woke meaning to any of this, it's lost on me.  Which is fine.