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Leon is transgender and uses they/them pronouns. As defined in the GLAAD guidelines, they are a they, were a they, and will be a they unless they ever tell us something different.  Per those guidelines, referring to them as a woman or a girl or as she is not okay, regardless of any modifier placed before these words or the time period being discussed.  Referring to them by any name besides "Leon" or "Leo" is not appropriate, regardless of the time period being discussed. Intent matters and people may slip up. Let's strive to respect their identity.

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23 hours ago, Sofa Sloth said:

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20 hours ago, Yeah No said:

I think the most important thing to see on that schedule is all the white space. 

She made it just blurry enough that you can't blow it up and see the words, but her use of long arrows after an entry to me is BS and she's just padding the time in for more woke lattes and posing for Instagram posts.

When I was in grad school  I had 2 whiteboards going with my schedule- that little daytimer of hers  would have disintegrated under the weight.  😏

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19 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

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Don't know about the rest of you but logging into this thread has become dangerous lately - do NOT sip hot beverages while reading, that's all I can say about that!

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I've already thrown out my husband's tools, his lawnmower and his truck to make room in my garage to hang and display my various hoses and accompanying attachments.  Right now he's a bit miffed that I've destroyed his livelihood but he won't mind one bit when it starts raining money.

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Raining money, what a great expression!  Love it.

Her Royal Wokeness probably thinks it should be raining money on her, all the time.  After all, she's been to Bali and studied yoga with the masters!  I can't wait until phony poser Mariah has to get a REAL job.  Oh wait, blessed Mother Meri will give her cash out the ass from increasing her LuLaNo downline.  Never mind.

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Does Mariah get free gym privileges for mentioning the name of the facility in her Instagrams?  Maybe comped meals for printing the name of the establishment she frequents that week.

How would one go about that? 

Mariah:---May I speak to the manager please? 

Manager:---What's up? 

Mariah:---I'd really, really love to be able to work out/eat at your gym/bistro, but I'm just a poor college student and can't afford to pay the freight, BUT, I am a TV Star on the TLC program Sister Wives, with a huge following on Instagram and BTW, I'm also🌈 and an Influencer with that group, so in exchange for me publishing the name of your place of business, would you consider giving me free use of your gym and instructors/most expensive items on your menu (whatever the case may be).

Manager:---Never heard of this TV show but you standing here whining is driving my other customers out, so OK, just don't expect to bring your Sisters or Wives around here for handouts too.  Now get outta here! 

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1 hour ago, Natalie68 said:

Re ass on fire, did she dip into the jalapenos again???

Damn if that doesn't remind me of one of my favorite shows.  Howard doing his imitation of Raj's accent, saying something like, "this curry is setting my ass on fire."

Also, in a flashback attack, it also reminds me of eating red hot Cheetos years ago.  Never again!

How on earth does Mariah aka Pudge manage to document every damn thing she ever does involving moving a muscle?  Why do her followers hang on her every dumb word?  It's a puzzle to this COL.

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2 hours ago, Sandy W said:

Does Mariah get free gym privileges for mentioning the name of the facility in her Instagrams?  Maybe comped meals for printing the name of the establishment she frequents that week.

How would one go about that? 

Mariah:---May I speak to the manager please? 

Manager:---What's up? 

Mariah:---I'd really, really love to be able to work out/eat at your gym/bistro, but I'm just a poor college student and can't afford to pay the freight, BUT, I am a TV Star on the TLC program Sister Wives, with a huge following on Instagram and BTW, I'm also🌈 and an Influencer with that group, so in exchange for me publishing the name of your place of business, would you consider giving me free use of your gym and instructors/most expensive items on your menu (whatever the case may be).

Manager:---Never heard of this TV show but you standing here whining is driving my other customers out, so OK, just don't expect to bring your Sisters or Wives around here for handouts too.  Now get outta here! 

The tag is of her personal trainer.

If this is the trainer's livelihood, she can't afford to give free training sessions - she only has 3,058 followers which is piddly poo. 

As a comparison, my own coach has 38,000 IG followers. 

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On 9/25/2019 at 8:36 AM, laurakaye said:

Step 1 - spend an hour writing tiny cryptic notes in a planner.  Account for every hour, making sure to add in time for yoga, coffee, self-care, brunch, shilling, grifting, whining, selfies, and "studying."

Step 2 - carve out at least 90 minutes in the kitchen composing a bowl consisting of several types of grain/fruit/nuts, making sure to keep the syrup and sugar hidden at the bottom.  Repeat as much as is necessary to get just the right combo of "inedible" and "woke."  Feed the crap that doesn't look quite right to the dogs, or Audj.

Step 3 - choose a mug from the pile of unwashed dishes in the sink - preferably one that has a "woke" expression written on it, or perhaps that cool one that you nicked from the coffee shop down the street.  Pour a cup of coffee so strong that your followers can smell it through the screen.

Step 4 - spend as much time as you need arranging and re-arranging each item to its maximum potential to allow your followers to see how very very busy, important, and crunchy you are.  Take and delete as many photos as you must.  Seriously, take all day if need be.  This is the most important step in the process.  Xtra woke points if you can include your feet, your tats or your armpit in the shot.  It gets easier with practice - within a month or more of daily posting, you should be able to get this portion down to about two and a half hours.

Step 5 - Make sure Audj is home to feed and walk the dogs so they don't disturb you while you take a long nap, because wokeness is exhausting and your uterus is complaining.

I agree!  And the funniest part of it all is that Mariah herself poses in such ways that make her actually appear to be blasting away in a spray of ice-cold water!  Bravo!

Sorry. I don't give a f@ck how "woke" you are (just what does that MEAN, anyway?) I don't wanna see a closeup of your hairy arm pit. No. Nope. Uh-uh. 

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12 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:

How on earth does Mariah aka Pudge manage to document every damn thing she ever does involving moving a muscle?  Why do her followers hang on her every dumb word?  It's a puzzle to this COL.

And who is taking the photos?  Surely not her trainer - did she drag Audj with her?  Or is she honestly messing around with the timer on her phone to get these shots?  Can you imagine, you go to your favorite gym to pump some iron only to be treated to this random newbie snowflake who keeps glaring at you every time you wander into her shot?  I'd be tempted to "accidentally" drop a 25-lb dumbbell on her phone.

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Why don't Mariah and Janelle just join forces and put out a monthly newsletter packed with rockstar food items, selfie tips, recipes, and maybe a word search or something?  I'd subscribe just to have something to add to my compost pile. 

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What stands out to me is the size of the panniculus in the first picture.  For someone so young to have all of that adipose hanging there is pretty shocking.  The painted on pants don't help, either.

And what is "train with justice" anyway? Is "justice" someone's name?  Or is it some sort of gym that only allows woke people fighting for some sort of social rights? 

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Holy mother of bullshit.

WTF is she doing??
ASS ON FIRE ?????????

Why? She looks like she is doing porn influencing. 

And, as per usual, she fucking stinks ! I don't know how or why all of her pictures seem to be sort of a "scratch and sniff", but I feel like her woke stench just permeates through my screen.

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1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Newsletter update: it is supposed to be a weekly update. The first, and only one I have received:

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I wonder if some sort of crisis befell Pudge and Sludge in late August, early September.  It was around that time that Audge put forth her plaintive missive explaining why she couldn't get her orders shipped out and now THIS.  Mariah around the same time fails to keep her legions of followers apprised of their weekly dose of real wellness.

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1 hour ago, Kohola3 said:

What stands out to me is the size of the panniculus in the first picture.  For someone so young to have all of that adipose hanging there is pretty shocking.  The painted on pants don't help, either.

I know, her lower abdomen hangs like mine when I bend down like that.  But I'm 61 years old, what's her excuse?  I didn't even have an abdomen that would do that until menopause.

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On 9/18/2019 at 7:47 AM, Sofa Sloth said:

Boo-fucking-hoo Mariah. 

I left home today at 6am, after starting my day at 4am (after being woken twice in the night by my toddler), dropped kids at daycare, long commute, finished work at 5pm, another long commute, picked my kids up after 6, then home to feed them, bathe them, read to them, make lunches for tomorrow, put them to bed, it’s now 9.30pm and I’m just sitting for the first time in hours by myself to scoff down dinner while reading this thread before doing necessary housework and repeating it all again tomorrow. Enjoy lounging with your feet up complaining about how long YOUR fancy free childless student day is, you clueless moron 😆 

I sincerely hope this post doesn’t come across as ‘poor me’, she just needs a serious reality check if a few 12 hour days of life is worth a ‘I work so hard’ post. I was pulling 12 hour shifts even as a teenage checkout chick and then studying after as well once 🙄 This is a completely normal day for many working or studying people, (especially parents), most of the world is in the same boat, or much worse off than you, when it comes to being busy. Welcome to reality special snowflake. 

I always told my college students "If you think you're busy now, wait til you have a family and a job." They never believe you when you tell them that college is the most unstructured time they're likely to ever have in life. 

Grad school is admittedly harder, but as someone who did grad school part-time while working full time and having two young kids, I don't have much sympathy for someone doing grad school full-time with no children to care for. That's the dream for most grad students. 

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2 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

And what is "train with justice" anyway? Is "justice" someone's name?  Or is it some sort of gym that only allows woke people fighting for some sort of social rights? 

 She is just trying to sound profound and "woke."  Fail. 

That's all I got.   I need one of those hoses for us COLs as I just realized the only  hoses we have at the moment are soaker hoses.

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14 minutes ago, CouchTater said:

I don't follow Mariah.  Can anyone tell me, do any of her sibs ever comment or at least like any of her posts?  This family fascinates me so much.

Good question!  I would like to know this too.  I don't think the other kids have much use for Mariah's social media twaddle, but you'd think the moms would be all over her crap for the sake of family unity and to make sure the TLC gravy train keeps on sputtering.

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8 minutes ago, Rhondinella said:

Grad school is admittedly harder....

I still maintain that she's not really in grad school or, if she is, it's one class.  She must spend 6 hours a day posting online, posing, and visiting local eateries.  When would she have time to even go to a class,  I call BS on the whole grad school story.

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10 minutes ago, Twopper said:

 That's all I got.   I need one of those hoses for us COLs as I just realized the only  hoses we have at the moment are soaker hoses.

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17 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

Zzzzzz

Okay good for her working out and all, but she's getting boring. Are we going to see her on the toilet next?

Which Her Royal Wokeness will follow up by gobbling a large brunch instead of mindful, post-workout nutrition—a mistake many people make and then they wonder why their body isn’t changing. 

“But, I work out! I should be able to eat whatever I want!” In Mariah’s case, she unfortunately has genetics going against her given her physique is already that of a middle age woman. It’s a smack in the face when people finally realize nutrition is more important than the workouts (especially for the metabolism-challenged). 

Now let’s see what eatery Wokey-Woke shares next! 

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5 minutes ago, Jeanne222 said:

I have never seen anybody really work out in sox.  I go to the gym four times a week and have never seen that.  They always have gym's on.  I'm going to take a good look next week and will let you know!

I've never been but I think Bar Method does its workout in socks. I had a pair of Bar Method Sox. They have those slip preventing dots on the bottom. 

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7 minutes ago, DakotaJustice said:

I've never been but I think Bar Method does its workout in socks. I had a pair of Bar Method Sox. They have those slip preventing dots on the bottom. 

I went to youtube to have a look and found these.

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6 hours ago, Sandy W said:

I wonder if some sort of crisis befell Pudge and Sludge in late August, early September.  It was around that time that Audge put forth her plaintive missive explaining why she couldn't get her orders shipped out and now THIS.  Mariah around the same time fails to keep her legions of followers apprised of their weekly dose of real wellness.

I still maintain there was a breakup after Bali or at least a few big fights. There were so many pointed posts she made at that time and Auj didn't like any of them. Plus there was a lack of squinty selfies with Auj, just self care posts.

5 hours ago, CouchTater said:

I don't follow Mariah.  Can anyone tell me, do any of her sibs ever comment or at least like any of her posts?  This family fascinates me so much.

This is a snapshot for her likes from family. This the most she’s had lately from them (that I can see) at any one time. Usually It’s a combination of these family members and occasionally Janelle and Mitch. Kody and Robyn have all but disappeared from Instagram. Very seldom will she get comments but it’s usually the mothers and Aspyn who do. Never see any likes or comments from Maddie to her and rarely from Mykelti also. She gets a lot less family likes for her arty book and coffee/food posts and more for the squinty selfies. C30BD9FF-9388-4F74-8C42-B0B4946F42DF.thumb.jpeg.01dec2e40ebc14d40672c25ea043ca0e.jpeg

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Oh, for fuck's sake what kind of trauma has she had in her snowflake life.  She's been a privileged spoiled brat from the get go.  What the hell does she have to "heal" from.

I wouldn't wish bad things on anyone but man this bozo needs to see some real trauma before she spouts off on how it should be handled.

And what the hell is restorative justice.  She makes this crap up all of the time and it's just gibberish.

I need the giant sized hose.  AND the broom.  And throw in a pitchfork, too!

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48 minutes ago, Kohola3 said:

Oh, for fuck's sake what kind of trauma has she had in her snowflake life.  She's been a privileged spoiled brat from the get go.  What the hell does she have to "heal" from.

I wouldn't wish bad things on anyone but man this bozo needs to see some real trauma before she spouts off on how it should be handled.

And what the hell is restorative justice.  She makes this crap up all of the time and it's just gibberish.

I need the giant sized hose.  AND the broom.  And throw in a pitchfork, too!

Don't forget the cast iron skillet!  

"Grace to others?"  That's rich, coming from Pretentious Pudgy Poo-Poo Princess.  She couldn't offer grace to anyone if she tried.  Me, me, me, self-love, self-care, SELFISH beyond measure.  Go suck an egg, fool.

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49 minutes ago, Kohola3 said:

Oh, for fuck's sake what kind of trauma has she had in her snowflake life.  She's been a privileged spoiled brat from the get go.  What the hell does she have to "heal" from.

I wouldn't wish bad things on anyone but man this bozo needs to see some real trauma before she spouts off on how it should be handled.

And what the hell is restorative justice.  She makes this crap up all of the time and it's just gibberish.

I need the giant sized hose.  AND the broom.  And throw in a pitchfork, too!

Uh, yeah. I’m sure she doesn’t have PTSD from seeing people ripped in half or from beatings or anything like that. 

Maybe her waffles were cold one day and she was upset. 

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Is her blue coffee cup the size of a pitcher or did she photoshop it in to create her vignette of coffee and restorative justice with laptop? It appears to be floating in the air.

I need to heal after watching that video of a pale manatee doing yoga while watching non-zen TV.  

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3 hours ago, Sofa Sloth said:

I still maintain there was a breakup after Bali or at least a few big fights. There were so many pointed posts she made at that time and Auj didn't like any of them. Plus there was a lack of squinty selfies with Auj, just self care posts.

This is a snapshot for her likes from family. This the most she’s had lately from them (that I can see) at any one time. Usually It’s a combination of these family members and occasionally Janelle and Mitch. Kody and Robyn have all but disappeared from Instagram. Very seldom will she get comments but it’s usually the mothers and Aspyn who do. Never see any likes or comments from Maddie to her and rarely from Mykelti also. She gets a lot less family likes for her arty book and coffee/food posts and more for the squinty selfies. C30BD9FF-9388-4F74-8C42-B0B4946F42DF.thumb.jpeg.01dec2e40ebc14d40672c25ea043ca0e.jpeg

Audge was probably mad Meri didn't pay for her to go to Bali as well.  It has to suck to be partnered with a spoiled princess of nothing special and have to sit on the sidelines.  Also, maybe Pudge got a little too close to a fellow woke person in Bali.  OR Pudge bogarted all the doobs.

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2 hours ago, deirdra said:

Is her blue coffee cup the size of a pitcher or did she photoshop it in to create her vignette of coffee and restorative justice with laptop? It appears to be floating in the air.

I need to heal after watching that video of a pale manatee doing yoga while watching non-zen TV.  

We all need to heal from that one!  Where's that hose when we need it!

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Mariah did have to recover from the trauma of the shame her mother brought her family with her very public online infidelity!  Her absentee father couldn't help her move into her dorm that one time because Truely had the nerve to get seriously ill.  More trauma so even more healing needed!  Mariah is simply pointing out how difficult her life has been even though she never has had to deal with death, illness, financial worries, hunger, homelessness or abuse.  It's difficult being so seriously woke and suffering.  We all need to have a lot more sympathy and compassion for her!  LOL

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4 hours ago, lookeyloo said:

Restorative Justice is really a thing.  I used to be involved somewhat before I retired.  I would love to read her paper.

My guess, read that book she showed and you will get the gist of her paper. 😉

ETA: She sure looked shaky to me in that yoga video. You'd think for the expert she claims to be that  she' be very smooth and composed. Not that I could do any of what she did at all, but then I don't proclaim to be an expert teacher either.

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