Prevailing Wind December 18, 2015 Share December 18, 2015 Reminds me of Steve Martin's "The Great Flydini." There are two Little Baby's shops in Philadelphia. I'm planning my summer road trip to go to Philly, so I put them on my itinerary. If I happen to be near one of the neighborhoods, I'll check 'em out - but not because of The Great Flydini. I, too, prefer eating ice cream out of my skull. 5 Link to comment
peacheslatour December 18, 2015 Share December 18, 2015 GAH!! What a horrific image! Jeez Louise, folks, not EVERYBODY uses drugs! That one needs to go. Hey, I've smoked a lot of weed in my day, but that was absolutely disgusting! 3 Link to comment
90PercentGravity December 18, 2015 Share December 18, 2015 Omg, that guy jizzing ice cream is like the best thing ever. I love it. 5 Link to comment
Brattinella December 18, 2015 Share December 18, 2015 That is easily the worst ad ever. Never gonna get that picture out of my head now. I usually show hubby the funny stuff I run across: NOT THIS ONE. 2 Link to comment
peacheslatour December 18, 2015 Share December 18, 2015 (edited) Omg, that guy jizzing ice cream is like the best thing ever. I love it. Hmmm.....I think I need to have my sarcasm meter recalibrated.... Edited December 18, 2015 by peacheslatour 2 Link to comment
90PercentGravity December 18, 2015 Share December 18, 2015 I guess I have a twisted sense of humor, because that totally cracked me up. 3 Link to comment
ivygirl December 19, 2015 Share December 19, 2015 "Ice cream is a feeling." And apparently the feeling is "nauseated"? 4 Link to comment
CoderLady December 20, 2015 Share December 20, 2015 I guess I have a twisted sense of humor, because that totally cracked me up. Me too. What made it work for me was the sheer volume. It just went on and on and on until I was more fascinated with how they were doing it than anything else, though I admit I ended up really, really wanting ice cream. Yup. 6 Link to comment
riley702 December 20, 2015 Share December 20, 2015 Me, three. At first, it was "Eww!", but as the ice cream just kept going, it got more and more absurd and I had to laugh. And yes, I was wondering how they did it, was it really ice cream, and if so, damn - that couldn't have been comfortable. 5 Link to comment
90PercentGravity December 21, 2015 Share December 21, 2015 The only thing I didn't like was the nuts and chocolate sauce. It was obviously fake and took me right out of it. 2 Link to comment
Ubiquitous December 23, 2015 Share December 23, 2015 What's the point of the Wendy's ad with bacon and cheese personified by football players and everyone acting shocked by them together? "Cheese? AND bacon? On a hamburger? OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!" Ummm, they've been making those for a long time, Wendy's! 6 Link to comment
90PercentGravity December 23, 2015 Share December 23, 2015 Maybe it was supposed to be a kosher game. 3 Link to comment
riley702 December 23, 2015 Share December 23, 2015 What's the point of the Wendy's ad with bacon and cheese personified by football players and everyone acting shocked by them together? "Cheese? AND bacon? On a hamburger? OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!" Ummm, they've been making those for a long time, Wendy's! They've been making them at Wendy's for a long time - I've been noshing those Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers for what feels like decades. 4 Link to comment
Maverick December 24, 2015 Share December 24, 2015 So some lame perfume commercial has basterdized You're The One That I Want from Grease into some pretentious, breathless, "haunting" melody (I you watched Stalker on CBS last year this would have been one of the songs over the final moments of the show). What makes this more confusing than annoying, though, is they have a guy singing ONJs part: "You need a man and my heart is set on you." Um, the hell? That makes absolutely no sense, either standalone or in the context of the song. Who approves this shit? 7 Link to comment
Rick Kitchen December 24, 2015 Share December 24, 2015 I mentioned the first time I saw that ad that with the guy singing it, it really comes across like he's a stalker. 3 Link to comment
Haleth December 24, 2015 Share December 24, 2015 Is that the one with Giselle and Daario Naharis? The random combo of those two is amusing. Link to comment
Neurochick December 24, 2015 Share December 24, 2015 (edited) Um. I'm the most confused about WTF Janis Joplin's Piece of My Heart has to do with this ad, since Natalie actually runs away from the wedding. The hell? Actually, I love that ad. And I love that it's in black and white when she's about to get married and switches to color when she runs away. No, I don't feel sorry for the groom because I can't even see him. Yeah, she's probably in love with the guy driving the helicopter but SFW? Edited December 24, 2015 by Neurochick Link to comment
xaxat December 28, 2015 Share December 28, 2015 (edited) So is Fred Willard really about to go down on Jennifer Coolidge? I know they mention scotch, but really? Edited December 28, 2015 by xaxat Link to comment
backformore December 28, 2015 Share December 28, 2015 Omg, that guy jizzing ice cream is like the best thing ever. I love it. Yeah, this is going to work for me - It is coming up on the time of year that I regret all the Christmas cookies and liquor and ice cream, all the extra calories I've consumed.. After that ad, I think I can give up ice cream for a while. 3 Link to comment
Bastet December 28, 2015 Share December 28, 2015 (edited) So is Fred Willard really about to go down on Jennifer Coolidge? Okay, what part of his commentary is actually some hip, new lingo referring to cunnilingus? I get the whole "box" as slang for vagina thing, of course, but I'm not getting an allusion to oral sex from the context in which it's said. Is "I'll take some of that schmotch" it? If so, that's a new one to me. Edited December 28, 2015 by Bastet 3 Link to comment
xaxat December 29, 2015 Share December 29, 2015 Okay, what part of his commentary is actually some hip, new lingo referring to cunnilingus? I get the whole "box" as slang for vagina thing, of course, but I'm not getting an allusion to oral sex from the context in which it's said. Is "I'll take some of that schmotch" it? If so, that's a new one to me. It's not some new slang, just how I see the ad. In their pidgin language Coolidge's character actually transforms "scotch" into "smotch". But when I see her attitude and the way she is sitting (and the fact that one guy is talking about cold sores), I hear "crotch, smotch". And then Fred talks about wanting some of that "smotch". Link to comment
revbfc December 29, 2015 Share December 29, 2015 http://youtu.be/2NTf01-PRUk "Hey, Brendan! You might like this room where you can creepily peep on the neighbor girl." 2 Link to comment
CarpeDiem54 December 30, 2015 Share December 30, 2015 http://youtu.be/2NTf01-PRUk "Hey, Brendan! You might like this room where you can creepily peep on the neighbor girl." Yeah, like I'm going to base a several hundred thousand dollar purchase on the fact that my emo pimply faced teenaged brat can spy on the neighbor girl. 1 Link to comment
OSM Mom December 30, 2015 Share December 30, 2015 Yeah, like I'm going to base a several hundred thousand dollar purchase on the fact that my emo pimply faced teenaged brat can spy on the neighbor girl. Doesn't everyone? 2 Link to comment
Blergh December 30, 2015 Share December 30, 2015 There's this new men's health ad that has nothing standing out except that it features someone described as an 'anti-aging specialist' - and he's a white haired old man! LOL I mean, wouldn't it make more sense to have someone who looks decades off his actual age so folks get the idea he knows what he's talking about? 4 Link to comment
revbfc December 30, 2015 Share December 30, 2015 There's this new men's health ad that has nothing standing out except that it features someone described as an 'anti-aging specialist' - and he's a white haired old man! LOL I mean, wouldn't it make more sense to have someone who looks decades off his actual age so folks get the idea he knows what he's talking about? Are you talking about Jeff Life of Cenegenics? That whole thing creeps me out. 1 Link to comment
Brattinella December 30, 2015 Share December 30, 2015 Are you referring to the white-haired orange guy who pushes that wrinkle-filler stuff? Link to comment
Blergh December 31, 2015 Share December 31, 2015 revbfc and Brattinella, No, I'm not referering to either of these individuals. This person just seemed to be a generic older doc helping to pitch an otherwise unmemorable men's health product who was touted as an 'anti-aging specialist' yet didn't seemed to have sipped the Fountain of Youth himself. 1 Link to comment
xaxat January 1, 2016 Share January 1, 2016 Maybe he's a hundred and eight years old? 1 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer January 1, 2016 Share January 1, 2016 They should have gotten Keanu Reeves. https://herroprease.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/4_12_2011_keanu-reeves-un-balcon-sur-la-mer-red-carpet_1252812529.jpg 2 Link to comment
ShellSeeker January 2, 2016 Share January 2, 2016 Oh, look, there's a new Little Baby's Ice Cream ad. OK, so now I know it is possible for ice cream to look unappealing. 6 Link to comment
theatremouse January 2, 2016 Share January 2, 2016 Fellow commercial commenting humans: help me out. I feel a little like I might be going insane. It doesn't help that I've been watching the Twilight Zone marathon this weekend. Admist said marathon, I have seen the Little Ceasar's ad approximately 100 times. The one with the dude giving a grand speech on hot and ready Deep Deep and Regular pizzas. I believe I have observed the following: Approximately half the time, the Deep Deep image he gestures to is behind him on the LEFT, with the regular pizza on the right. The other half, they are reversed. What makes it more disorienting is his stupid "you can walk" robot pair of legs is always on the same side, right. So I don't think there's some mysterious, totally mirrored version of this ad out there. But he DOES gesture to the images, as one might when doing a presentation. And I remember thinking it looked weird in one when he gestures to his left first (because the audio doesn't change), because to an American viewing audience, going (house) right to left looks odd. Not that one can't point at either photo, but it just looked a little weird going right to left. But it became much much more weird when the next time I saw the ad this didn't happen, because the photos were reversed. Like I said, I've seen this add dozens of times now, so I don't think it was a one-time brain trick. Somebody else tell me you've noticed this. Link to comment
Jamoche January 3, 2016 Share January 3, 2016 Mondegreen time, from separate ads: "We live in a pikachu world" and "Watching in a wishless wonderland". I do not envy anyone who has to try to sing all the consecutive consonants in "wish list wonderland", but the pick-and-choose guy has no excuse. 2 Link to comment
Ubiquitous January 3, 2016 Share January 3, 2016 Fellow commercial commenting humans: help me out. I feel a little like I might be going insane. It doesn't help that I've been watching the Twilight Zone marathon this weekend. Admist said marathon, I have seen the Little Ceasar's ad approximately 100 times. The one with the dude giving a grand speech on hot and ready Deep Deep and Regular pizzas. I believe I have observed the following: Approximately half the time, the Deep Deep image he gestures to is behind him on the LEFT, with the regular pizza on the right. The other half, they are reversed. What makes it more disorienting is his stupid "you can walk" robot pair of legs is always on the same side, right. So I don't think there's some mysterious, totally mirrored version of this ad out there. But he DOES gesture to the images, as one might when doing a presentation. And I remember thinking it looked weird in one when he gestures to his left first (because the audio doesn't change), because to an American viewing audience, going (house) right to left looks odd. Not that one can't point at either photo, but it just looked a little weird going right to left. But it became much much more weird when the next time I saw the ad this didn't happen, because the photos were reversed. Like I said, I've seen this add dozens of times now, so I don't think it was a one-time brain trick. Somebody else tell me you've noticed this. I never noticed the motivational weasel's PowerPoint slides being reversed, because I am distracted by the guy in the audience getting WAY too excited about what's being said and by the speaker leaving on the robo-legs. Didn't motivational speakers become uncool after the 1990's? 1 Link to comment
ennui January 3, 2016 Share January 3, 2016 We could probably have a separate topic just for Liberty Mutual. I watched an ad where the guy in the suit with the coffee mug backs out of the garage and hits his wife's car. Then the voiceover talks about New Car Replacement. I thought, how do you back out of a garage and total a car? Whoever produced the ad didn't match things up very well. 3 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer January 3, 2016 Share January 3, 2016 Then the voiceover talks about New Car Replacement. I thought, how do you back out of a garage and total a car? Whoever produced the ad didn't match things up very well. Maybe he hit the gas the way the guy in another commercial did, slammed through the garage door doing about forty miles an hour, and wrecked the car that way. Because that's how everyone backs out of their driveway, without looking behind them. 5 Link to comment
theatremouse January 3, 2016 Share January 3, 2016 Didn't motivational speakers become uncool after the 1990's?Yes, but I think there, they're trying to invoke TED talks rather than 90s style motivational speakers. Or, if not TED, then some other sort of giant conference announcement type spiel, like one might see at E3, which of course has nothing to do with pizza...but I suppose fits with robotic legs. 3 Link to comment
Jamoche January 3, 2016 Share January 3, 2016 We could probably have a separate topic just for Liberty Mutual. I watched an ad where the guy in the suit with the coffee mug backs out of the garage and hits his wife's car. Then the voiceover talks about New Car Replacement. I thought, how do you back out of a garage and total a car? Whoever produced the ad didn't match things up very well. Could've been a Pinto :) 5 Link to comment
chessiegal January 3, 2016 Share January 3, 2016 I had a co-worker who backed out of his garage after having an argument with his grandfather. He was so angry he forgot to open the garage door - car and home owner's insurance, all at once. 3 Link to comment
ennui January 3, 2016 Share January 3, 2016 Maybe he hit the gas the way the guy in another commercial did, slammed through the garage door doing about forty miles an hour, and wrecked the car that way. Because that's how everyone backs out of their driveway, without looking behind them. That would be an interesting car commercial. "So much power, you can hit 40 mph while you're still in the garage." Didn't motivational speakers become uncool after the 1990's? Several of today's televangelists are more like motivational speakers than Bible educators. 4 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer January 4, 2016 Share January 4, 2016 Could've been a Pinto :) Heh! Although I'm not sure a Pinto could total another car, since don't they just kind of randomly explode? 4 Link to comment
Bort January 4, 2016 Share January 4, 2016 Heh! Although I'm not sure a Pinto could total another car, since don't they just kind of randomly explode? I think that's the Corvair. A big, honking Ford Ltd will do the trick at demolishing a modern car. Those things were gigantic and damn near indestructible. 3 Link to comment
peacheslatour January 4, 2016 Share January 4, 2016 So how Country Crock Mommy keeps it real at the table? By serving fake butter. Yep, that's keeping it real, all right. Probably also is sick of rotisserie chicken, so now serves KFC, cause that's super real. 2 Link to comment
Muffyn January 4, 2016 Share January 4, 2016 Pintos exploded when hit hard from behind. This was solved by placing a thick piece of plastic on the back of the gas tank. Corvairs were known for flipping over at high speeds or when cornering at moderate to high speeds; i.e., take a freeway exit ramp too fast and enjoy your flight. As to the Liberty Mutual idiots, regardless of what type of car they are driving it would take some serious effort to total another car when backing out of your driveway unless they were speeding and t-boned you. Then again, with how profoundly stupid many of the people in these ads are, maybe they backed out of the garage in a monster truck, hit another car, then revved up the engine and drove over top of it, crushing it in the process. They then jumped out of the truck, chugged a beer, belched loudly and yelled, "Woohoo! Look what I done did!" Of course the driver of the car they crushed probably called their insurance company expecting sympathy and a health diagnosis rather than calling 911 for an ambulance and fire fighters with the jaws of life. And somewhere someone was crying about Brad, poor Brad, that was now a pile of scrap metal. 14 Link to comment
meep.meep January 4, 2016 Share January 4, 2016 I once owned a Corvair, insured by Liberty Mutual. 5 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer January 4, 2016 Share January 4, 2016 Pintos exploded when hit hard from behind. This was solved by placing a thick piece of plastic on the back of the gas tank. Corvairs were known for flipping over at high speeds or when cornering at moderate to high speeds; i.e., take a freeway exit ramp too fast and enjoy your flight. As to the Liberty Mutual idiots, regardless of what type of car they are driving it would take some serious effort to total another car when backing out of your driveway unless they were speeding and t-boned you. Then again, with how profoundly stupid many of the people in these ads are, maybe they backed out of the garage in a monster truck, hit another car, then revved up the engine and drove over top of it, crushing it in the process. They then jumped out of the truck, chugged a beer, belched loudly and yelled, "Woohoo! Look what I done did!" Of course the driver of the car they crushed probably called their insurance company expecting sympathy and a health diagnosis rather than calling 911 for an ambulance and fire fighters with the jaws of life. And somewhere someone was crying about Brad, poor Brad, that was now a pile of scrap metal. This is a hilarious post, Muffyn, but don't you mean moderate to severe speeds? XD 8 Link to comment
LoneHaranguer January 5, 2016 Share January 5, 2016 I thought, how do you back out of a garage and total a car? If the guy backed a big truck or SUV into the front end of a small car with lots of aluminum, that would destroy the car. 1 Link to comment
AuntieL January 5, 2016 Share January 5, 2016 When I was in college my Dad forgot I was home for the weekend and backed out of our garage and into the side of my car (we had an l-shaped driveway). On two separate occasions. He never paid to get it fixed do I would have to hold the drivers side door when I went around a curve or else it would open. My Dad sold car insurance for a living. 5 Link to comment
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