S05.E22: Reunion Part 3

[Cranky One]

At least, "you stole my god damn house!" Made an appearance!

[Llama]

Teresa? You have internet and TV privileges??

I DIE!!!! LMAO!!!

[BloggerAloud]

I think the highlight of the episode was Andy and company calling Kim out on her bullshit tactic of insinuating something and then immediately backtracking because she doesn't want to talk about it on camera.

[SwordQueen]

Yea, there was a lot of ugly, but there was some beauty there as well. I loved when Kyle said that renewing her friendship with Lisa had been a good thing, and the way they held hands often during the whole deal. It appeared that Lisa felt her role was in comforting, defending, and encouraging Kyle. That is what I am going to remember about this reunion.

 

And it only served to highlight the stark difference across the couch to Kim and Brandi, who sat there like the bitter, jealous, hatched-faced nutjobs they are.  

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Lol PROSTITUTION WHHHHHOOOORRRREEE!

engaged NINETEEN TIMES!

Haha

Dammit I'm mad. Andy strikes again.

Edited April 15, 2015 by Alonzo Mosely FBI

[The Mighty Peanut]

I want to go to a lemon grove at twilight and just be held by Yolanda while I try to shed this last hour from my soul.

Edited April 15, 2015 by The Mighty Peanut

[howivesforever]

engaged NINETEN TIMES!

HaHa

Dammit I'm mad. Andy strikes again.

Lol I think Andy stole the god damn house!!!

My love hate relationship with Bravo grows daily!!!

[SwordQueen]

I'm going to have to catch up on both NY episodes later.  

Bravo really needed to play some cute baby animal clips after the reunion so we can all get back to our happy place before continuing on to NY.  

[BloggerAloud]

Kim getting mad about people talking about her private life while being a reality show is like the definition of chutzpah. 

[Socwkr34]

So Alexia's "100% pain" doesn't mean shit if it's caused by Kim's "son" Kingsley? Kim is a piece of shit. I disagree with LVP...Kyle should walk away from her piece of shit sister. I guarantee she won't regret it. No loss

[Cosmic Muffin]

Kim getting mad about people talking about her private life while being a reality show is like the definition of chutzpah. 

While she madly hints about everyone else's private lives too!

[SwordQueen]

My heart just broke for Alexia tonight.  She has great parents and sisters and cousins but man, her aunt is a piece of shit.  I can't imagine one of my aunts being that callous towards me, even in private.  They all need to cut Kim out of their lives like the malignant tumor she is.

[motorcitymom65]

Vanderpump went hard for her girl Kyle tonight and I loved it. I hope next season is mostly them giggling together and drinking expensive champagne.

She has completely redeemed herself in my eyes. I wasn't loving her the last couple of years with her Brandi love and talk of M&K making friends for commissons. She never waivered in her support and Kyle should take note that she has made up for any past slights. I watch these shows for the house porn, clothes and vacations, but also to see an occasional true female frienship.

[Persnickety1]

Glad to see that tweet from LisaVP. I guess we will soon see for ourselves, but Brandi saying she would be vindicated is most likely the opposite of what we will see. Only in her demented mind. Both Brandi & Kim are in their own worlds.

Kristin, Brandi's RHONY friend was right to call Sonja delusional and I just can't see Kristin & Brandi staying on good terms if they were both on the same franchise. Kristin's nutty like Brandi, but Brandi is 100% crazier than Sonja or Ramona.

 

WHAT FUCKING SMOKING GUN?????

 

The fact that Brandi sat there claiming she wants Kyle and Kim to reunite and family comes first?

 

(In spite of all the Kyle shit she's talked this year, mind you)

 

If that little speech of hers at the end of the reunion was her idea of a goddamned "smoking gun," what a fucking monumental letdown of epic proportion.

 

Hey, Brandi....SHOVE YOUR SMOKING GUN UP YOUR RANCID TWAT.

Kim getting mad about people talking about her private life while being a reality show is like the definition of chutzpah. 

 

And I adored Lisa Rinna for calling that delusional, defiant bitch out on that shit, too.

 

Rinna is da Winna!

[Cosmic Muffin]

Everyone who said that Brandi doesn't actually know what a smoking gun is (or what vindicated means either) was right. 

[Chrissytd]

In the words of Kristen Taekman, Kim Richards...

Edited April 15, 2015 by Chrissytd

[Persnickety1]

And it only served to highlight the stark difference across the couch to Kim and Brandi, who sat there like the bitter, jealous, hatched-faced nutjobs they are.  

 

The support the 3 women on the right couch showed for one another was awesome.

 

Especially when Eileen was able to join them for a few minutes consoling Rinna.

 

I hope Andy now realizes he can cut the 2 that were left alone on the other couch as the toxic waste that they are.

[Mozelle]

I think the highlight of the episode was Andy and company calling Kim out on her bullshit tactic of insinuating something and then immediately backtracking because she doesn't want to talk about it on camera.

 

That's what makes Kim so nasty. She's brilliant (and trust, this will be the only time I use the word "brilliant" in reference to Kim Richards) at making these insinuations then quickly stating, "No, I won't talk about it."

 

Of course you won't talk about it, Kim. You don't have shit to actually say, you mean, weathered old bag.

[SwordQueen]

Hey, Brandi....SHOVE YOUR SMOKING GUN UP YOUR RANCID TWAT.

 

 

There's already too much stuff up in there ... tampons, her dignity and self-worth, college kids  ...  anything else and she's gonna have to get another tightening!  

[Cranky One]

I'm willing to bet that the only reason Kim and Kathy talk several times a day is because Kim is constantly calling her. Kathy doesn't seem like a very warm person to me.

[Persnickety1]

That's what makes Kim so nasty. She's brilliant (and trust, this will be the only time I use the word "brilliant" in reference to Kim Richards) at making these insinuations then quickly stating, "No, I won't talk about it."

 

Of course you won't talk about it, Kim. You don't have shit to actually say, you mean, weathered old bag.

 

And on a quick superficial note, I must say whoever is doing Kim's make up really really needs to 86 that goddamned Dairy Queen frosted pink shit they keep using on her.

 

It makes her look all the much more weather-beaten.  That color is made for a much younger set.

 

Anyone remember jerkey stick Laura from Downsized with her weathered, dried out skin and frosted pink lipgloss she always wore?

 

I think Kim must have raided Laura's makeup bag.

 

And I say this as someone whose sister has insisted on sticking to this grotesquely inappropriate shade for at least a decade.

 

#fixitjesus

[Chicklet]

I'm sorry but I will need proof that Kim and Kathy talk several times a day. Kim get a notarized statement and maybe then I'll buy this.

[harrie]

When Lisa R commented on Kim's scary voice, the hub said "It's the voice of Big Kathy, from the grave."  (Which I guess means the poor guy has been paying attention all along, and I owe him a dinner out or something.)  He's right, it was -- it's like Kim pulled out everything Big Kathy taught her tonight; but it turns out that when people refuse to buy in, it just becomes jumbled gobbledygook and posing. 

[SwordQueen]

#fixitjesus

 

Fixing the wreck that is Kim Richards isn't easy like turning water into wine or feeding the masses with a few fish and some paultry pieces of bread.  Jesus is going to have to roll up his sleeves and down some Gatorade for this one, cause that's some hard work, right there.  

[farmgal4]

I have a bad habit of reading these posts by starting at the last comment on the last page and reading towards page one (reading in reverse order), so forgive me if someone has already posted this:

Kim Richards is a mean, miserable, haggard, ugly, old, POS who is in no way, shape or form "recovering" from addiction. If I ever act like her in my recovery journey, I hope my sponsor or somebody else in the program will slap the holy shit out of me immediately! I think she and Brandi deserve each other. Run, Kyle, run! Get far away from your toxic sister!

[CaughtOnTape]

Kim Richards is a waste of space.  Fuck her and everything about her.  She's pissed off at Kyle for insinuating Kingsley bit Alexia but doesn't mind insinuating some shit is going on with Kyle that she "won't talk about".  What an asshole.

 

My dogs are everything to me, but one of them bites someone?  Done.  He's a fucking dog.  Jesus Christ.

 

I cannot hear these women talk over each other anymore.  Shut the fuck up and listen.  

Edited April 15, 2015 by CaughtOnTape

[farmgal4]

Fixing the wreck that is Kim Richards isn't easy like turning water into wine or feeding the masses with a few fish and some paultry pieces of bread.  Jesus is going to have to roll up his sleeves and down some Gatorade for this one, cause that's some hard work, right there.

LMFAO!!!

[tardistravler]

Uggg Kim is the worst. My sister and I have never gotten this vicious. Then again we are two semi stable/successful people with no history of substance abuse. It just makes me sorta sad. Then again maybe Kyle needs to start setting some healthy boundries or getting into therapy.

 

Kim's behavior does remind me of those addicts that appear on Intervention. Just have the most horrible/selfish personalities. 

[Persnickety1]

Kim Richards is a waste of space.  Fuck her and everything about her.  She's pissed off at Kyle for insinuating Kingsley bit Alexia but doesn't mind insinuating some shit is going on with Kyle that she "won't talk about".  What an asshole.

 

My dogs are everything to me, but one of them bites someone?  Done.  He's a fucking dog.  Jesus Christ.

 

I cannot hear these women talk over each other anymore.  Shut the fuck up and listen.  

 

And that demon beast had racked up...what, FIVE freaking bites to individuals now?

 

No fucking way that mutt is at a trainer's.

 

Kim's hesitation gave it away.

 

The look on Kyle's face and her redirecting Andy to ask Kim gave it away.

 

Kim's own Freudian slip about "that dog is [present tense] Monty's best friend" gave it away.

 

Kim's a fucking liar about that mongrel's whereabouts, and I think every single person on that stage knew it.

[mbaywife123]

Kim is a truly delusional sack of skin. I need to give myself a time out before I post anymore about this episode!

[LotusFlower]

You guys are saying everything, so I'll just throw out a couple totally random observations:

1) I know Andy is always on Brandi's side, but tonight it almost felt like he had a prep session with her before the reunion. "Brandi, I know you want to address the double standard of subject x we just talked about..." "Brandi, I know such-and-such has bothered you all season....Do you want to add something here?" Jesus, he did this constantly.

2) I think Kim outed herself re: watching the episodes, because when Andy asked her about the "intervention" scene btwn. Brandi and LisaR, she said that she called Brandi to talk about it after seeing it.

[ticklemepink]

Again, FUCK Kim Richards

[Found A Peanut]

I won't be able to see the ep for a day or so... am I reading you guys right? Kim refused to answer about Kingsley's whereabouts, meaning, she's probably hiding her man-eater at home? Holy. Shit. She'll be destroyed in the lawsuit. Laid to waste instead of laying wasted.

And what about Monty? He's has brain cancer for god's sake. What if he falls down suddenly and Kim starts screaming or he has a seizure in front of Kingsley? I seriously hope the whole nursing my beloved Monty story was just a huge lie to give Kim a storyline and Monty is actually holed up with Hef in the Playboy Mansion or something.

[Katesus7]

This is from Susan in Houston - Andy, could you tell me why all your viewer questions suck ass? Thanks!

Seriously, Kyle gets a question about giving the finger, but Kim and Brandi never get similar questions? Really? I'm thinking that the other HWs were so on point, they didn't need to show the 200 viewer questions asking those two about their shit.

I enjoyed Kyle repeatedly asking Brandi why she specifically called out Kyle not eating the space cake in Amsterdam. First, Brandi was doing the exact same damn thing. She was not partaking on camera because it would possibly affect her children. Same thing, Brandi. THAT is hypocrisy you dumbass. Now, LisaR and Eileen might have made comments about you being a drunk, but Kyle didn't. Kyle wasn't buying it for a minute, and I'm glad she kept asking the question, even though she never got a real answer. Brandi, honey, you called out Kyle because you were annoyed that you couldn't eat the space cake, you were irritated at everyone getting along, and you hate Kyle. It's that simple. Stop with the hypocrisy bullshit, it is so tired at this point.

Andy has no idea what a smoking gun is. Brandi has no idea what being vindicated means. They are both idiots.

Boy did I love LisaV tonight. It's been awhile, Lisa, I've missed you! Her and Kyle's friendship has always been one of my favorite things on this show, I'm glad to see it back in full force. With an added bonus of it making Brandi stew.

Y'all have said it already, but I really didn't think Kim could go this low. To do her "trick" with her own teenage neice? Wow. That is disgusting. Absolutely gross. And that dog is so back at her house. What a horrible person.

[Persnickety1]

Again, FUCK Kim Richards

 

With Brandi's "smoking gun."

 

TWICE.

[The Mighty Peanut]

Something about Kingsley's whereabouts was shady as fuck. Kyle was not buying the trainer story. It reminds me of the family n'er do well who says he's at a lakehouse when everybody knows he's crashing on his dealer's couch.

[Lakewood27]

I'm willing to bet that the only reason Kim and Kathy talk several times a day is because Kim is constantly calling her. Kathy doesn't seem like a very warm person to me.

Kathy has always seemed very removed. Like she may be physically in the room, or on the phone with you, but she's not actively listening, and isn't emotionally committed. The vacant look in her eye when Kyle and Kim were going at it during the finale party says everything I need to know about Kathy's relationships. No wonder her children are all raging assholes.

[CaughtOnTape]

That episode of Roseanne when Dan walks in on Roseanne and Jackie arguing and is all "Run away.....run awayyyyyyyy....." is what was going through my head while Kim was spitting at Kyle.

 

Like shit.....just leave the bitch alone.  She's toxic.  

 

I love how taking a pill and admitting she was high as a kite means she's never relapsed or had a problem with sobriety.  Like, what must it be like in her world?

[Vicky8675309]

They should have done away with Andy's chair and just had him snuggle next to his BFF bg.

Also, neither of them know what a "smoking gun" means and bg doesn't know what vindicated means. Fucking idiots the two of them.

I don't see how the show can keep Kim (yay!).

So what do you all think Kingsley's new name is?

[SwordQueen]

This is from Susan in Houston - Andy, could you tell me why all your viewer questions suck ass? Thanks!

Seriously, Kyle gets a question about giving the finger, but Kim and Brandi never get similar questions? Really? I'm thinking that the other HWs were so on point, they didn't need to show the 200 viewer questions asking those two about their shit.

I enjoyed Kyle repeatedly asking Brandi why she specifically called out Kyle not eating the space cake in Amsterdam. First, Brandi was doing the exact same damn thing. She was not partaking on camera because it would possibly affect her children. Same thing, Brandi. THAT is hypocrisy you dumbass. Now, LisaR and Eileen might have made comments about you being a drunk, but Kyle didn't. Kyle wasn't buying it for a minute, and I'm glad she kept asking the question, even though she never got a real answer. Brandi, honey, you called out Kyle because you were annoyed that you couldn't eat the space cake, you were irritated at everyone getting along, and you hate Kyle. It's that simple. Stop with the hypocrisy bullshit, it is so tired at this point.

Andy has no idea what a smoking gun is. Brandi has no idea what being vindicated means. They are both idiots.

Boy did I love LisaV tonight. It's been awhile, Lisa, I've missed you! Her and Kyle's friendship has always been one of my favorite things on this show, I'm glad to see it back in full force. With an added bonus of it making Brandi stew.

Y'all have said it already, but I really didn't think Kim could go this low. To do her "trick" with her own teenage neice? Wow. That is disgusting. Absolutely gross. And that dog is so back at her house. What a horrible person.

 

Can you imagine having to sort through allll of those questions to find the few that weren't calling out Kim and Brandi?

I think the producers just made those ones up.  Convinced.  

 

 

I have wondered before if Monty had been one of Kingsley's victims, what Kim would have done.  Monty may be Kim's ex-husband and male BFF, but he bit her "second mom" and her niece, so she obviously has no loyalties.  Would she have left an injured and bleeding Monty on the floor to protect herself?  I think so. 

[Persnickety1]

Something about Kingsley's whereabouts was shady as fuck. Kyle was not buying the trainer story. It reminds me of the family n'er do well who says he's at a lakehouse when everybody knows he's crashing on his dealer's couch.

 

I think Kim had better pray that Kingsley doesn't mistake her overbaked ass for a piece of jerky and chow down on her ignorant ass.

 

(I'm already going to hell, obviously, so I enjoy giggling at these thoughts...and I admit that if, in the future, that dog bites the fuck out of her, I will laugh...loud and long at the irony of it all.)

They should have done away with Andy's chair and just had him snuggle next to his BFF bg.

Also, neither of them know what a "smoking gun" means and bg doesn't know what vindicated means. Fucking idiots the two of them.

I don't see how the show can keep Kim (yay!).

So what do you all think Kingsley's new name is?

 

Chomper?

[laffytaffy997]

One the most hilarious things from this episode was Kim saying her dog was off limits. You always here them say "my kids, husband, family, etc are off limits" but I've never heard anyone say their pet was off limits. As someone who also treats their dog as their child, I would never think to tell someone that my dog is a conversation that is off limits.

Also, can someone explain to me the difference between what Lisa r said in her texts to Kim and Brandi telling Kyle she "wants to beat the shit out of her."

[parisprincess]

Vanderpump went hard for her girl Kyle tonight and I loved it. I hope next season is mostly them giggling together and drinking expensive champagne.

 

Yes, please!  Love the two of them together when they're being silly and just having fun.

[Persnickety1]

Can you imagine having to sort through allll of those questions to find the few that weren't calling out Kim and Brandi?

I think the producers just made those ones up.  Convinced.  

 

 

I have wondered before if Monty had been one of Kingsley's victims, what Kim would have done.  Monty may be Kim's ex-husband and male BFF, but he bit her "second mom" and her niece, so she obviously has no loyalties.  Would she have left an injured and bleeding Monty on the floor to protect herself?  I think so. 

 

Silly goose, she would have nursed him back to health.

 

He might get a whole new round of pain medications for a dog bite, after all.

One the most hilarious things from this episode was Kim saying her dog was off limits. You always here them say "my kids, husband, family, etc are off limits" but I've never heard anyone say their pet was off limits. As someone who also treats their dog as their child, I would never think to tell someone that my dog is a conversation that is off limits.

Also, can someone explain to me the difference between what Lisa r said in her texts to Kim and Brandi telling Kyle she "wants to beat the shit out of her."

 

Good thing LVP never said that about Giggy.

 

That damned dog was the hottest topic of conversation in the first reunion.

 

Maybe a hot topic in the second season, too.

 

Of course, Giggy wasn't going around trying to consume any human within striking distance, so there's that.

 

Regarding the texts betwixt LR and Kim and Brandi's threats to Kyle...

 

Considering Brandi's threat to knock Kyle's teeth down her fucking throat was made whilst standing about 6 inches from Kyle's face and hovering over her, in close physical contact, I'd say Kim and Brandi trying to portray LR's texts as "dangerous" was absolutely ludicrous.

 

Now, had LR gone over to Kim's front door, pounding on it and demanding she open it so she could "fuck you up," then maybe that would change my opinion.

 

Again, I absolutely loved the "YOU BE NICE TO YOUR SISTER!" texts.  

Edited April 15, 2015 by Persnickety1

[Morbs]

Pretty dumb of her -- think Ramona at last year's NY reunion. Andy doesn't like it when he's told his business.

 

 

I think that got Ramona very close to being fired, and I hope the same thing happens to Kim.  She's obviously an idiot, but even she knows that her stolen house argument makes no fucking sense so she doesn't want to talk about.  Kim Richards is kinda like Lohan or certain episodes of "Intervention" when you begin to wonder if the addict is even worth saving, or if their personality is just so vile.  Plus she used her hands to toss a chicken salad once, which would have been an immediate firing if I was Bravo.  I mean, threatening to publicly humiliate your niece - a child?  I really hope Bravo sees the sisterly fighting is more of a drag than good trashy fun and Kim is let go.

 

And Kim is way too scattered to own a pet - let alone a dog that has a history of biting.  I'd be nervous with her taking care of a fish tank.

Edited April 15, 2015 by Morbs

[Mozelle]

Oh, is Kingsley not supposed to be with Kim? I haven't followed the trials and tribulations of Kingsley so I didn't quite get all what was going on with Kim demanding that Andy drop it. I just thought that she didn't want to be told about herself and her poor decisions once again.

[bosawks]

So what do you all think Kingsley's new name is?

Brandi.

[SwordQueen]

That episode of Roseanne when Dan walks in on Roseanne and Jackie arguing and is all "Run away.....run awayyyyyyyy....." is what was going through my head while Kim was spitting at Kyle.

 

 

I'd like to think that Dan would have done an awesome imitation of Kim, first before backing out of the room slowly.

 

 

 

Edited April 15, 2015 by SwordQueen

[Found A Peanut]

So what do you all think Kingsley's new name is?

Princely?

Ingsleykay?

[LotusFlower]

Kim didn't show AN OUNCE of regret or sympathy towards her niece over the dog bite. Instead, she had the nerve to sit there and cry and say "this has been so hard on my children! On Monty! The dog is his best friend. He's dying!"

The woman is certifiable.

Here's where I disagree with Lisa V., who ended the night by saying that Kim and Kyle need to work things out, even if it's a temporary band-aid. Wrong. For Kyle's sake, this should be it. She should cut Kim out of her life right now. Yes, there's a wedding coming up, but not only is it wedding #2, but the reality is this - there are always going to be family events in their future. That's life, and Kyle needs to make this major change in her life and accept that things will different. Some things might even be hard and sad. But guess what, Kyle? A lot of things are going to get better once you remove this toxicity from your life. I promise.