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Question - whose nickname is "Nugget" and why?  Ariana?

 

I know "Nugget" is Ariana and I think it's because FI Tom admitted to making out with her in the pool at the Golden Nugget. But hopefully someone will correct me if I'm wrong. :-)

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Question - whose nickname is "Nugget" and why?  Ariana?

 

Ariana is the Nugget because she and FI "kissed" at the Golden Nugget in Vegas while he was still with Kristen (aka Cigarette Sally.)

 

p.s. - I missed Elizabeth's post.  She is absolutely correct.  At the pool at the Golden Nugget.  I wouldn't expect anything less klassy.

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Neither FI Tom or Ari are in their 20's.  Sorry to nitpick, but while FI would luv for us to believe he's in his 20's, I suspect his age is something that really bugs him -- a lot.  Remember, that's what motivated him to slug Muppet James -- when he said FI was a 31 year old loser.  OK, well, I don't remember if James called him a loser (I couldn't help adding that in), but he did out him as being 31 & man, FI looked really pissed at that.

 

I think Scheana mentioned something about Ari & her being the same age & I think Scheana is also 31.  Seems like the only ones who are in their 20's on the show are:  Muppet James, Stassi & Pandie.  And maybe Kristina too.  But since Kristina is a soulless fembot, she has no age.

I described them as being "in their twenties" because I read that Ariana was 29. I meant "in their twenties" as shorthand for "not ready to settle down."

FWIW Scheana does claim to be 29. Eh, whether they're shaving years off their age or not they all seem to be around the ages they claim. Aside from Jax and Vail (IMO) there doesn't seem to be any major adjustments made.

 

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Seriously, if half the shit that goes on at SUR between the staff would happen anywhere else they'd all be out on their asses, looking for new jobs. Lisa is either a saint, or psychotic for keeping all these chucklefucks on the payroll. Drama can be fun and all, but sometimes people need to fucking do their jobs.

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So Miami bitch flew to LA for all of what, 6 minutes of airtime, and not even a full sentence of dialogue? Wow, Bravo. Money well spent, for sure!


Well, that was a waste. How boring. 

No kidding....all that buildup, and then nothing. I feel duped!

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Agree it was rather anti-climactic. She confronts Tom, who just walks out, then the second time they just get security.

While I don't really care much for Ariana and think she's kind of smug, I do feel bad that she has to endure Kristen's level of crazy. I'm surprised that Kristen has actually not tried to kill her yet. Ari actually said something I agree with- please send Kristen back to wherever she came from and get her some help (before she kills someone). She was also rather calm in the scene with Miami Girl and did exactly the thing Tom should have done by just calling security.

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Tom's face and hauling ass was worth it for me. I'm not sure what indiscretion happened, but something must have, otherwise he would've probably reacted how he did the second time around; annoyed, a little anxious and frustrated, but able to handle it. A possibility that came to mind was that he did sleep with this girl and had already admitted it to Ariana, and they decided to work it out privately. This doesn't really explain away his fight or flight response at the bar though. 

 

Scheana, there are more storylines than your dumb wedding! Almost makes me miss Stassi and her constant snarking about it. Almost.

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Yeah! Finally a Stassi free episode. I wish Lisa would just fire Kristen(as well of most of these slackers) but I can see how a lawsuit could be filed since she (Kristen) was off the clock when this happened. Lisa needs to make it company policy (if it is legal)that the employees cannot be at any of the resturants if they are off the clock. There are plenty of other resturants/bars that they can go to in their off time, this isn't' a one horse town for cripes sake.

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I watched The Bachelor tonight instead, but I was so excited to get on this thread to see what went down. Now I'm disappointed that you guys are disappointed. Oh, well, even a disappointing episode of Van Der Pump Rules is usually pretty good. I bet now that my expectations are lowered about the Miami Girl blowout, I'll enjoy it even more.

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Tom's face and hauling ass was worth it for me. I'm not sure what indiscretion happened, but something must have, otherwise he would've probably reacted how he did the second time around; annoyed, a little anxious and frustrated, but able to handle it. A possibility that came to mind was that he did sleep with this girl and had already admitted it to Ariana, and they decided to work it out privately. This doesn't really explain away his fight or flight response at the bar though.

Scheana, there are more storylines than your dumb wedding! Almost makes me miss Stassi and her constant snarking about it. Almost.

Anyone would have left; why risk a scene at your place of employment? Guilty or not, it was the smart move.

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He could have called security. He could have had the conversation without much risk as it's a storyline for the show, which is as much his job as being a bartender. I mean Scheana created a huge scene when it had absolutely nothing to do with her with pretty much no consequence; I don't think these people are too worried about being fired.

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Kristen is quite literally insane. Amy Philips caricature of her is a gross understatement. During Kristen's first sit down with Miami girl, Kristen managed to go through 3/4 of a bottle of wine in 20 minutes. Kristen is dangerously obsessed.

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Watch the customers and employees in the background! I love the lady with the iPhone, snapping pictures. The random shots of customers with a WTF look on their faces, edited in. The doorman/security closing the doors and ushering in the customers to pass all the screaming out front. One lady cracked up so bad they had to blur her face and the man at the door broke up too as he scooted her quickly inside.

There's more and it all happens before Lisa gives her scoldings that "the customers come in for the food and drinks, not to hear about who the employees are sleeping with/cheating on". (not an exact quote). Um, I think that's a huge part of that business now, Lisa. Stassi is the only one I've heard rave about the food and (free!) booze. And she just won't go away so the cameras count for something.

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There's more and it all happens before Lisa gives her scoldings that "the customers come in for the food and drinks, not to hear about who the employees are sleeping with/cheating on". 

What she said was that people come for the "food and ambience" (not according to people who live in LA). She's delusional. It was really hilarious seeing people's reactions to the screaming match.

 

I kept pausing the show and doing other things, not because I was bored but because I wanted it to last for hours. ha.

 

Right now I am living for the Reunion show. How many more episodes are there?

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OMG, the background action during the Scheana and Kristin fight was gold.  The lady with her iPhone taking pictures, the bus load of people staring at them, all the WTF looks on everyone's faces.  Then there's Scheana making it all about her wedding.  STFU Scheana, your wedding isn't a national holiday, it isn't like it's Stassi's birthday or something.  And Kristin telling her manager to GTFO, holy crap.  I had an employee yell at me once, not as bad as that, and they were escorted out of the building immediately and we packed up their desk and shipped it to them.  It's like Lisa wants everyone to think she's shit at running a business.

 

Miami girl was tore up.  Total boot leg chick.  I could buy her as a psycho stalker.

 

Did Ken call Diana a "managerette"?  I don't even know WTF that means, but it sounds insulting.

 

I loved the car ride with Katie, Schwartz, and Jax.  It just seemed real and relatable, whether real or not.

 

I'm super jealous of FI and Arianna's breakfast burrito.  I might have to get up "early" tomorrow and go get one somewhere.  

 

If I ever went to SUR it would absolutely be for the sideshow, not the food and drink.

 

This episode should have been a lot awesomer.  Maybe my expectations were just too high.

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Seriously, if half the shit that goes on at SUR between the staff would happen anywhere else they'd all be out on their asses, looking for new jobs. Lisa is either a saint, or psychotic for keeping all these chucklefucks on the payroll. Drama can be fun and all, but sometimes people need to fucking do their jobs.

 

 

Honestly, I was kinda let down & bugged by this ep.  Oh sure, watching FI hightail it away from Miami Loon gave me a giggle.  I mean, the way he ran away from the lunatic -- he fuckin' ran from her like he was Roadrunner.  It was nuts.  Something went on between them.  I just know it.  Also, another give-away, big ole hint somethin' went on -- Kristen said dumb/stupid/greasy ape-face Jason/Jax told her so.  Jason/Jax is such a fuckin' idiot he can never keep his lies straight.  But when he's ratting his friends out, that seems to be the only time he can muster up some truth. 

 

What bugged me here was Lisa's ridiculous reaction.  First off, Scheana was acting like a crazy person.  She was yelling & screaming her ass off in front of customers.  WTF?    She was acting like a lunatic.  In any other functioning real restaurant she'd be fired for this behavior.  Sorry, but it really annoyed me how Lisa let her off so quickly & easily.  But we know why.  Cuz Stass wasn't there (YAY!) & now Scheana is Queen Bee.  OK then.

 

And Lisa's reaction to Kristen setting up this bullshit to explode in her restaurant during business hours seems way too slow & measured.  Yeah, I know, they wanna schlep this out for a few eps, right?  But still, it seems way dopey.  Fire Bunny Boiler, Lisa.  Oh, hurry it up already & get a move on, hun.

 

So what did Miami Loon hope to accomplish here?  I don't think either she or Kristen thought this out.  OK, so she said FI has a 4 inch dick.  This might be news to us (not especially interesting news), but wouldn't Ari know that?  Hmmm, did she respond or she's just too smug?  Well, Bravo got their money's worth flying her out cuz it did make for a good few minutes.

 

Oh, and not enough of Scheana singing, show.  More of this please-

 

http://www.bravotv.com/vanderpump-rules/videos/playlist?clip=2827012

 

Anyone's ears bleeding?

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I described them as being "in their twenties" because I read that Ariana was 29. I meant "in their twenties" as shorthand for "not ready to settle down."

FWIW Scheana does claim to be 29. Eh, whether they're shaving years off their age or not they all seem to be around the ages they claim. Aside from Jax and Vail (IMO) there doesn't seem to be any major adjustments made.

 

 

It's OK, I don't care so much bout their ages.  I mean Scheana & Ari, that is.  It's FI Tom that kinda cracks me up.  Well, he did ram Muppet James when he said he's 31.  And tonite on WWHL, Andy asked him if he did botox & he said no.  Then Andy said he was still very young.  And FI looked shell-shocked & said seriously -- with a loooong pause that he's 32.  He looked horrified to reveal this.  Gave me a chuckle.

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I still dont see Kristen's end game in this. You want the cheater back with the 4 inch penis, why?

I gotta tell ya, I can't see going through all this for below average peen. If you're going to go psycho it should be 8 inches at the very least.

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Lisa came across like a delusional nutjob in her talks with FI Tom and Arianna. Is she pretending to be unaware that a reality TV show which she is executive producer goes on in her restaurant? If this show were remotely accurate, she would have fired the manager for nearly stopping the shouting match.

 

Also, I want to see more of the bartender who works with FI Tom and the host who we saw for a split second early in the episode. They are hot.

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Also, I want to see more of the bartender who works with FI Tom and the host who we saw for a split second early in the episode. They are hot.

 

 I was thinking that too, but then decided it might be better to live in a world where I can imagine they aren't chucklefucks.

 

On WWHL did FI say that Jax stole Miami Girl's laptop?  His 20 second explanation made her sound like a nut, but also left me with so many more questions.

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Did Ken call Diana a "managerette"?  I don't even know WTF that means, but it sounds insulting.

I think Ken called her a "manageress". It's English English. And, yeah, it sounds insulting, although I don't believe he meant it to be. Although he's a terrible snob.

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Ugh. Ariana with that fucked up side swept hair. I can't. With that. At this point I'd prefer she start sporting one of the woolen watch caps ala FI Tom.

She looks way better in talking head with normal hair.

OMG. I should have watched the entire fuck batch before posting. Now, Muppet in the wool cap. Just, no.

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OMG, the background action during the Scheana and Kristin fight was gold.  The lady with her iPhone taking pictures, the bus load of people staring at them, all the WTF looks on everyone's faces.  Then there's Scheana making it all about her wedding.  STFU Scheana, your wedding isn't a national holiday, it isn't like it's Stassi's birthday or something.  And Kristin telling her manager to GTFO, holy crap.  I had an employee yell at me once, not as bad as that, and they were escorted out of the building immediately and we packed up their desk and shipped it to them.  It's like Lisa wants everyone to think she's shit at running a business.

"To think"? We know Lisa Vanderbuck is a shitty businesswoman!

 

So what did Miami Loon hope to accomplish here?  I don't think either she or Kristen thought this out.  OK, so she said FI has a 4 inch dick.  This might news to us (not especially interesting news), but wouldn't Ari know that?  Hmmm, did she respond or she's just too smug?  Well, Bravo got their money's worth flying her out cuz it did make for a good few minutes.

Perhaps I am mistaken, but the Miami Maniac claimed she had sex with FI Tom because she saw his 4.5 inch dick, to which he and Ariana laughed and laughed, because it's only 4 inches! Huh?

 

OMG. I should have watched the entire fuck batch before posting. Now, Muppet in the wool cap. Just, no.

Yeah, he lost all good will I had for him when I saw that. Nothing turns me off on someone than wearing a wool cap in warm weather.

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I'm gonna go ahead and call it -- at the reunion Andy will ask Scheana if she thinks Tom cheated. Scheana will cushion the blow by making reference to the wedding of the century (hers) but ultimately will say yes. S4 will be about Arianna and Scheana's deteriorating friendship.

P.S. Whoever coined the term "fuck batch" in an earlier post should PM me so we can get married.

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Ahhhhh, so much to talk about! This show truly is the gift that keeps on giving. 

 

So....Anne Marie, she was like the overly-botoxed, brunette version of Ariana, no? Same squinty eyes...same monotone voice. So that was interesting. I still don't understand what Kristen's whole endgame was here. I mean, I get that she wants to PROVE to everyone that Tom is a chronic cheater, but if that's the case - why would you want him back? He already cheated on you, multiple times, and you believe he's cheating on his current girlfriend....so WHY do you want him again? Just to prove something? I don't get it....but I guess I shouldn't try to rationalize crazy. She is truly SUR-tifiable!

 

It was pretty interesting when Anne Marie showed up. Tom did NOT look surprised at all. So everyone was in on this, or Kristen is just THAT crazy, that nothing surprises him anymore. It says a lot about your place of employment that you feel you can just walk out on the job like that. I mean, FI and Nugget high-tailed it out of there! And then only came back when they were called. So ridiculous. They actually handled the situation fairly well the second time that crazy stalker came in, so why didn't they just do that to begin with? Call security and get her ass out of there? As much as I'm not a fan of Ari, I did like seeing her and Tom smiling and kissing as AM was escorted out. All of her and Kristen's crazy plotting came to nothing and it was hilarious. 

 

I am torn over what to do about Kristen. Really, she should be fired for how she behaved at SUR, and for speaking to a manager like that....even if she wasn't on duty. She clearly has no respect. But if they fire her, her role on the show will be diminished like Stassi's, and I just don't think I could handle that. But yea, she deserves to be sacked, once and for all. 

 

It cracks me up, but, when Lisa is all - "Customers don't come here for a ringside seat to this drama". Oh yes they do. They totally do. Maybe not all of them, but I bet there are quite a few. What else would explain the little old lady who was taking pics of Scheana and Kristen during their bitch fight on the patio? From the reviews I've read/heard, the VPR drama is probably the best thing about that place. 

 

Jax - "Girls can be broken". He's just so gross. I hope some girl breaks his legs. 

 

The best part of the episode was Schwartz modeling. "I was premed, but I realized I was better suited at putting on other people's clothes and jumping around". Damn if I didn't break a rib laughing at his ass!

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Perhaps I am mistaken, but the Miami Maniac claimed she had sex with FI Tom because she saw his 4.5 inch dick, to which he and Ariana laughed and laughed, because it's only 4 inches! Huh?

 

I think they were laughing because she at first claimed it was 4, and then she said 4.5. So Tom high-fived Ari and said something like, "Ooooh, I upgraded!" It was pretty funny. Anne Marie was acting like they must have had sex because she knows about his penis size and grooming habits....she could have learned all of that from Kristen. Duh. 

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I wish Muppet would dump Kristin. Then she would be allllll alone.

 

Lisa could definitely fire Kristin and it wouldn't affect the show at all. She would just do her crazy, obsessive, stalking, alcoholic shit while she's unemployed, that's all.  

 

How random was the dinner with Kristin, Muppet, Jax and Carmen. Like they are all really friends. And why is Carmen hanging around again? 

 

Again, this show makes no sense and I love it! 

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When Miami girl appeared on my screen I said, "Wow, she looks just like Tom."

I thought James was a lady at first glance when I saw him in the wool cap. He looked like Lucille Ball.

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I laughed when the MiamiManiac was described as "in her twenties".

That's the thing though.  She very well may be in her 20s.  But when you start getting those extreme cosmetic procedures (Botox, lip injections, ect.)  done at such an early age, you make yourself look a good DECADE older**. So, like, why would? 

 

**See also:  Daisy de la Hoya (oops NOT Fuentes) from Rock of Love and Lisa Hochstein from Real Housewives of Miami.

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That's the thing though.  She very well may be in her 20s.  But when you start getting those extreme cosmetic procedures (Botox, lip injections, ect.)  done at such an early age, you make yourself look a good DECADE older**. So, like, why would? 

 

**See also:  Daisy Fuentes from Rock of Love and Lisa Hochstein from Real Housewives of Miami.

You mean Daisy de la Hoya? Daisy Fuentes is probably in her 40's by now. :)

 

 

Watching again now. Loved that Ariana called Kristen a Bunny Boiler. Maybe she's been reading this forum?

 

Looks like this AnnMarie girl will still be hanging around for the next episode. I still don't get what she and Kristen are trying to prove, and how any of it would end with FI Tom going back to Kristen when it's over. I get the feeling of hating your ex and wanting to ruin his happiness, but the way she's going about it is completely and totally wrong. I think that idea of her going back to MI or even anywhere else in the country is a good idea. She needs to be away from LA and especially from SUR, or she's gonna lose what little she still has left of her sanity.

Also, anyone catch FI Tom on WWHL? I rarely watch it so I'm curious if he said anything revealing or expplaining exactly what this Miami bitch's story is. How does he know her? Is she really a hookup of the past or something else?

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Ahhhhh, so much to talk about! This show truly is the gift that keeps on giving. 

 

So....Anne Marie, she was like the overly-botoxed, brunette version of Ariana, no? Same squinty eyes...same monotone voice. So that was interesting. I still don't understand what Kristen's whole endgame was here. I mean, I get that she wants to PROVE to everyone that Tom is a chronic cheater, but if that's the case - why would you want him back? He already cheated on you, multiple times, and you believe he's cheating on his current girlfriend....so WHY do you want him again? Just to prove something? I don't get it....but I guess I shouldn't try to rationalize crazy. She is truly SUR-tifiable!

 

It was pretty interesting when Anne Marie showed up. Tom did NOT look surprised at all. So everyone was in on this, or Kristen is just THAT crazy, that nothing surprises him anymore. It says a lot about your place of employment that you feel you can just walk out on the job like that. I mean, FI and Nugget high-tailed it out of there! And then only came back when they were called. So ridiculous. They actually handled the situation fairly well the second time that crazy stalker came in, so why didn't they just do that to begin with? Call security and get her ass out of there? As much as I'm not a fan of Ari, I did like seeing her and Tom smiling and kissing as AM was escorted out. All of her and Kristen's crazy plotting came to nothing and it was hilarious. 

 

I am torn over what to do about Kristen. Really, she should be fired for how she behaved at SUR, and for speaking to a manager like that....even if she wasn't on duty. She clearly has no respect. But if they fire her, her role on the show will be diminished like Stassi's, and I just don't think I could handle that. But yea, she deserves to be sacked, once and for all. 

 

It cracks me up, but, when Lisa is all - "Customers don't come here for a ringside seat to this drama". Oh yes they do. They totally do. Maybe not all of them, but I bet there are quite a few. What else would explain the little old lady who was taking pics of Scheana and Kristen during their bitch fight on the patio? From the reviews I've read/heard, the VPR drama is probably the best thing about that place. 

 

Jax - "Girls can be broken". He's just so gross. I hope some girl breaks his legs. 

 

The best part of the episode was Schwartz modeling. "I was premed, but I realized I was better suited at putting on other people's clothes and jumping around". Damn if I didn't break a rib laughing at his ass!

Schwartz was trying to be funny, right? Lord I hope so.

 

Kudos to Scheana for proving that she can truly make anything and everything about her. Yes, Scheana,  crazy ass Kristen and her lunatic pal form Miami were thinking of nothing but the Royal Wedding and this was all an evil plot to ruin it.  Because, Really, It's all about you and your wedding.

 

If Lisa fires Kristen and not Scheana she is opening herself up for a lawsuit. If you don't live in CA and are unfamiliar with our labor laws you might laugh, but that is not a joke. I can hear the arguments before the Labor Board already. Kristen, at least, was not on shift. She was visiting when she was verbally attacked by an employee of the restaurant. Said employee was on duty and made every bit as much a scene as Kristen. It's all a personal vendetta because Lisa has a bias against lunatics with short hair, because clearly she continues to employee lunatics with long hair. Whatever. It's CA. the employee is always right.

 

I must be truly evil, even by Previously TV standards, but I felt not one ounce of sympathy for Ariana. He cheated you idiot. Stop acting so freakin' smug. Yeah, sure you can have a blissful relationship as long as you just look the other way and pretend like he loves you and would never, ever cheat. Keep believing it sister!  The woman is delusional and desperate. Tom is a known cheater. What makes that stupid bitch think she is any different? Or, even worse, she knows and is willing to pretend she doesn't.  

 

I also cannot believe that three women, count them three, are actually battling over a bisexual guy with a 4 inch penis who generates more chemistry in his scenes with Schwartz and Jax than with any of the three women.  Who runs away like a little girl when confronted by one of the three.

 

Jax is a POS. This show is awesome, but I hate the scenes with him. We went Stassi free, now dump Jax and we can concentrate on the rest of the chucklefucks in relative peace. Schwartz skipping around and enjoying it way too much. Sandoval running away from the Miami nutjob. Scheana and the Royal Wedding, and crazy Kristen's next evil plan. 

 

This reunion show is going to be epic.    

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I'm guessing Lisa is just playing coy with her remarks about "people come here for the food." She knows damn well people go there because of the show, but she can't say that. Hello, she's the executive producer of this show, she obviously is aware of the impact it has and how much more successful it's made her and SUR. But it wouldn't look very good for the owner to admit the main reason people go there is because of a trashy reality show. And I have heard good things about the food there. Even Stassi says so.

I can understand Scheana being upset about her wedding. It's the biggest day of her life and I sure wouldn't want any of these psychos ruining it, let alone on national TV. She has every right to scream at Kristen about it.

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The thing about FI Tom, Miami bitch, and Ariana (Kristen too, I guess) is that chances are Ariana knows all about whatever actually did happen. And they've either already dealt with it and things are cool, or she flat out just doesn't care if he has a fling while on vacation now and then. Some people are like that, and that doesn't mean their relationship is doomed. That's just how some couples roll. Kristen is beating a dead horse trying to prove this point because it's obvious Ariana is not taking her bait....and even if Kristen can prove without a shadow of a doubt that FI Tom did cheat in Miami, what purpose does it serve? He won't go running right back to Kristen and her batshit crazy, even if somehow it does ruin his current relationship. Even if he did cheat (which honestly I dunno, or really care) it doesn't negate the fact that she cheated on him with Jax, who was his best friend, (twice!!!) during their relationship. That also doesn't take into account any other times they may have cheated on each other in those 6yrs. I just don't get it. All this scheming, but what's the payoff?

 

And in what world does someone that you hooked up with once while you were on a short vacation 3000 miles from home fly clear across the country to confront you (at work, no less!) because you're denying it happened? Who the hell even cares? It just does not make sense. I also agree with Scheana (or whoever said it) that this whole situation was completely and totally orchestrated and driven by Kristen. If not Miami bitch, then it would have been some other girl. Miami bitch just presented herself first.

 

And really....a 4in dick and that's what they're all fighting over? Sheesh.. I just gotta laugh about that one.

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I'm guessing Lisa is just playing coy with her remarks about "people come here for the food." She knows damn well people go there because of the show, but she can't say that. Hello, she's the executive producer of this show, she obviously is aware of the impact it has and how much more successful it's made her and SUR. But it wouldn't look very good for the owner to admit the main reason people go there is because of a trashy reality show. And I have heard good things about the food there. Even Stassi says so.

I can understand Scheana being upset about her wedding. It's the biggest day of her life and I sure wouldn't want any of these psychos ruining it, let alone on national TV. She has every right to scream at Kristen about it.

If scheena was having a private event I would give her an ounce of sympathy (no, not really). But she's not. She sold her soul to Bravo and is having her most important day filmed for some piece of shit reality show. Without the other assholes running amuck noone would care about her or her dumb wedding (as it should be). So Scheena can take many seats with her fake tears.

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It cracks me up, but, when Lisa is all - "Customers don't come here for a ringside seat to this drama". Oh yes they do. They totally do. Maybe not all of them, but I bet there are quite a few. What else would explain the little old lady who was taking pics of Scheana and Kristen during their bitch fight on the patio? From the reviews I've read/heard, the VPR drama is probably the best thing about that place.

If I got a ringside seat I'd be ordering appetizers, drinks , dessert, etc. Then I'd have a pizza delivered and pop my own tires so I couldn't leave.

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I can understand Scheana being upset about her wedding. It's the biggest day of her life and I sure wouldn't want any of these psychos ruining it, let alone on national TV. She has every right to scream at Kristen about it.

 

I actually pretty much agree with this. Ariana is her best friend and maid of honor, and Kristen is amping up the tension with her right before the big day. It's just going to make being around each other at the wedding even more tense and uncomfortable. And seeing how erratic Kristen has been, Scheana might be afraid she would try to pull something AT the wedding. 

 

But then she doesn't disinvite her, which I would have done. So now I'm like, "You get what you deserve, Scheana". 


If I got a ringside seat I'd be ordering appetizers, drinks , dessert, etc. Then I'd have a pizza delivered and pop my own tires so I couldn't leave.

 

I'd totally be ordering the goat cheese balls while I indulged in this fuckery. 

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Jax's comments about Girls being weak, what a CroMag Five Headed Douche.

 

Considering the way Jax is all about ratting out his friends' behavior the first chance he gets, I have to ask -- why are ANY of those idiots giving this knuckle-dragging over-the-hill douchenozzle the time of day? 

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Is Kristen delusional!!? "Her & Tom would still have a chance if Ariana wasn't in the picture" - no bitch, if you didn't bang his good friend you would still possibly have a chance with him WTF lol


Can Scheana please stop crying and this Anne Marie chick is clearly trying to get her 15 minutes of fame - these situations are absolutely humorous and entertaining

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You mean Daisy de la Hoya? Daisy Fuentes is probably in her 40's by now. :)

 

 

Watching again now. Loved that Ariana called Kristen a Bunny Boiler. Maybe she's been reading this forum?

 

Looks like this AnnMarie girl will still be hanging around for the next episode. I still don't get what she and Kristen are trying to prove, and how any of it would end with FI Tom going back to Kristen when it's over. I get the feeling of hating your ex and wanting to ruin his happiness, but the way she's going about it is completely and totally wrong. I think that idea of her going back to MI or even anywhere else in the country is a good idea. She needs to be away from LA and especially from SUR, or she's gonna lose what little she still has left of her sanity.

Also, anyone catch FI Tom on WWHL? I rarely watch it so I'm curious if he said anything revealing or expplaining exactly what this Miami bitch's story is. How does he know her? Is she really a hookup of the past or something else?

Oopsie YES lol I meant de la Hoya!  Thank you--edited my post to correct.  :) 

 

ON that topic, I actually just looked up Daisy Fuentes and she is almost 50 and looks pretty great! If she's had any "tweaking" done it sure looks natural. 

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If Lisa fires Kristen and not Scheana she is opening herself up for a lawsuit. If you don't live in CA and are unfamiliar with our labor laws you might laugh, but that is not a joke. I can hear the arguments before the Labor Board already. Kristen, at least, was not on shift. She was visiting when she was verbally attacked by an employee of the restaurant. Said employee was on duty and made every bit as much a scene as Kristen. It's all a personal vendetta because Lisa has a bias against lunatics with short hair, because clearly she continues to employee lunatics with long hair. Whatever. It's CA. the employee is always right.

 

 

 

I wonder if Lisa will actually fire either of them? I would imagine that even though Lisa would deny it, she has to run all of this stuff by Bravo, right? I would imagine she gave up the right to actually fire someone for being a shitty employee when she started taking the Bravo checks.  Anyone know how this actually works? I know they work for Bravo, and assume SUR, but does one trump the other? 

 

For me, the reason to fire Kristen over Scheana would be for insubordination towards her manager. Hell, they've have all caused a scene in front of patrons before, so clearly this is not a fireable offense and I find it laughable that Lisa would suddenly use this as an excuse to get rid of someone. Have we ever seen anyone scream at their manager the way that Kristen did, however? I am more of a casual watcher of the show, so I could have missed it. I have always believed that this show is far more scripted than the other Bravo shows, and veers farther away from any actual reality than the rest, and if Lisa doesn't fire Kristen over this, then I think the farce is exposed. No way you could let an employee talk to their manager like this - on the clock or off - with other employees watching, and expect to be taken seriously as a business icon.  

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