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Brad Pitt is Always Eating: Things Actors Do In Almost Every Movie


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I listened to a podcast episode that mentioned things certain actors do in almost every movie:

 

  • Bratt Pitt eats
  • Tom Cruise runs
  • Tom Hanks always finds a place to take a piss

 

And I've thought a few more:

 

  • Julia Roberts does her famous belly laugh
  • The wide-angle shot of Denzel Washington walking. Usually in slow-motion. And usually while he's wearing sunglasses.
  • Billy Crystal wears a hat
  • Robin Williams, RIP, gets reprimanded for doing something unconventional that ultimately makes the world a better place.
  • Samuel L. Jackson yells
  • Taye Diggs does a little dance
  • Reese Witherspoon sticks out her tongue. Or makes some other goofy face.
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[*]The wide-angle shot of Denzel Washington walking. Usually in slow-motion. And usually while he's wearing sunglasses.

[*]Samuel L. Jackson yells

Denzel - that walk is why I still find him sexy despite the fact that his bottom lip seems to be sinking into his head

Sam - the man yells "muthafucka!" better than anyone:

http://youtu.be/c0LBi1MHoaU

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Denzel - that walk is why I still find him sexy despite the fact that his bottom lip seems to be sinking into his head

 

Stop it!  Now I can't unsee it.  I'm not one to use swagger as a descriptor, but that's what I think of during the Denzel walk.  He has always been objectively attractive to me, but it's the walk that gets me every time.  

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Stop it! Now I can't unsee it. I'm not one to use swagger as a descriptor, but that's what I think of during the Denzel walk. He has always been objectively attractive to me, but it's the walk that gets me every time.

"Swagger" is the only way to describe it lol. I think it's a great word, despite the recent bastardization of it."Swag" is for children...grown-ups have "swagger"

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Julianne Moore always cheats on her husband

 

Kristen Stewart always lets her mouth hang open like a zombie from The Walking Dead

 

Seth Rogen always does that laugh

 

Jason Biggs is always humiliated in some way

 

James Franco always squints

 

Tobey Maguire always does that weird screaming/cry-face

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Weird coincidence last night:  I was telling my family about this thread and used the "Brad Pitt is always eating" example.  My son, who was on his iPad, but had the volume down enough so he could hear us if we said something, said "Mom...I'm watching a video right now about how to make a Brad Pitt film."  I asked if they'd said anything about the eating.  He said "Not yet..." then a minute or so later, I get "Yep--here it is now".  He sent me the link and it's kind of "meh", but they do spend about a minute or so showing clips of his eating/drinking scenes :)

 

Other than John Travolta dancing, my mind is blank right now--I guess I either don't pay close enough attention or I don't remember it from one film to the next.

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From a recent article on Johnny Depp,

 

 

If there were a recipe for creating a Johnny Depp role, it would read as follows: Add one part heavy makeup, two parts hammy accent, and one vanity cane (or other old-timey gentleman’s prop). Combine with a slightly altered gait and cartoonish facial expressions. Season with facial hair (to taste).

 

 

 

I listened to a podcast episode that mentioned things certain actors do in almost every movie:

 

  • Bratt Pitt eats
  • Tom Cruise runs

 

Supercuts!

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJdMDvjfyQ0

From a recent article on Johnny Depp,

 

 

If there were a recipe for creating a Johnny Depp role, it would read as follows: Add one part heavy makeup, two parts hammy accent, and one vanity cane (or other old-timey gentleman’s prop). Combine with a slightly altered gait and cartoonish facial expressions. Season with facial hair (to taste).

 

Yes, yes, yes....

Jennifer Lawrence gets a close up of her character aiming a weapon with a look of determination in many of her films. Hunger Games, Winter's Bone, The Poker House and now Joy.

 

I'm still going "WTF" when I look at that trailer, and try to reconcile it with the story of a Home Shopping Network Queen. The whole story feels like it should be a warm-hearted Hallmark Channel film starring Lacey Chabert. Why is it a gritty David O. Russell film?

Edited by methodwriter85

 

Matt Damon is always getting lost somewhere and needs to be saved.

There needs to be a parody about this.

I saw a FB meme not too long ago that said "Between Saving Private Ryan, Interstellar and The Martian, America has spent a lot of money saving Matt Damon"

I agree, though--College Humor or some site like it needs to do a parody. 

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