Kailyn: Kail Smash!

[SPLAIN]

  On 10/12/2016 at 4:20 PM, SunshineSquid said:

Maybe she should change her toilet paper roll before taking the selfie?

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That is not a toilet paper roll. Look again. LOL

Edited October 12, 2016 by SPLAIN

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

Is that the toilet paper roll thing on the counter? When I saw it I was like "Why does Kail have a rolling pin in her bathroom?" 

Edited October 13, 2016 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[SunshineSquid]

  On 10/13/2016 at 4:08 AM, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

Is that the toilet paper roll thing on the counter? When I saw it I was like "Why does Kail have a rolling pin in her bathroom?" 

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That's what I thought, my parents have a wooden one. 

[ghoulina]

I've seen wooden ones. But they don't look like that, from what I recall. It looks too long, for one. And the end seems to thick for inserting in the holes. 

[Birdee]

  On 10/13/2016 at 6:34 PM, ghoulina said:

I've seen wooden ones. But they don't look like that, from what I recall. It looks too long, for one. And the end seems to thick for inserting in the holes. 

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That's what she said.

I'll see myself out.

[SPLAIN]

  On 10/13/2016 at 6:34 PM, ghoulina said:

I've seen wooden ones. But they don't look like that, from what I recall. It looks too long, for one. And the end seems to thick for inserting in the holes. 

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Oh you naughty, naughty girl you. Hee hee.

Kailyn's ass is so huge she can't use regular toilet paper anymore to wipe the goo off her ass. That is her paper towel roll holder in the bathroom. She uses paper towels now to wipe her ginormous, fake ass.

[leighroda]

  On 10/13/2016 at 6:43 PM, Birdee said:

That's what she said.

I'll see myself out.

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I guess I'm out too because that was my thought, you beat me to it.

[ghoulina]

I knew I was stepping in something when I posted that, but I just didn't know how else to phrase it! You guys crack me up. 

[Mkay]

[neatoburrito]

The ripped black jeans make yet another appearance... I wonder if she ever takes them off, or just sleeps in them like she sleeps in her mesh bathing suit whilst on vacation?

[GreatKazu]

  On 10/13/2016 at 6:34 PM, ghoulina said:

I've seen wooden ones. But they don't look like that, from what I recall. It looks too long, for one. And the end seems to thick for inserting in the holes. 

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I am sure Tyler doesn't have that issue. Or Farrah, for that matter.

Not sure why Kail, who already had a big booty, had it made even bigger. Was it a recycling thing for her? She didn't want to waste that fat that was sucked out of her stomach? Her tits are almost in that girl's face.

[Tatum]

Kail must be self conscious about her chins still. Every picture she posts is her looking down while her hair shadows her neck.

[ghoulina]

I HATE those back ripped jeans. They look so scrungy. (Word I made up, sorry.) Def do not pair with a black top. The contrast between blacks makes the pants look even more dingy. 

[whydoiwatch]

I generally just glance at the Karl pics here, but that last one - what the hell ? Her boobs looks like a shelf and stick out so far. I have never noticed that before in any of her pictures. It looks like her upper chest is flat, then the huge boobs protrude at a 90 degree angle. She could sit a plate on that shelf and have lunch. Definitely one of the weirdest pictures posted and that says a lot.

[GreatKazu]

Kail is either sucking her stomach in or she is wearing that waist shrinker. 

The boobs are way up high. Her third chin could almost touch them.

Edited October 15, 2016 by GreatKazu
Karl you suck!

[Mkay]

  On 10/15/2016 at 12:54 AM, GreatKazu said:

Kail is either sucking her stomach in or she is wearing that waist shrinker. 

The boobs are way up high. Her third chin could almost touch them.

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I was thinking she had the waist trainer on, too. That would cause them to look the way they do in this picture. 

[GreatKazu]

  On 10/15/2016 at 2:35 AM, Mkay said:

I was thinking she had the waist trainer on, too. That would cause them to look the way they do in this picture. 

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I had huge boobs. I would sometimes use a bustier for certain outfits. I looked just like Kail does in that photo with the boobs all up near my face and the unnatural look below the boobs.

[Mkay]

 

Click above to see how Javi responded. 

[Mkay]

And another. 

 

[Christina87]

Why does Kail love to post pictures in the dark? Isn't the point of taking a picture to be able to see it?

[HeySandyStrange]

  On 10/15/2016 at 8:21 PM, Mkay said:

 

Click above to see how Javi responded. 

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Ugh, good grief. Two adults behaving so childishly. Both need to get the hell over themselves. I can't stand grown ass adults blaming others without taking a good, long look at themselves and admitting to their own faults and failings. They married for the wrong reasons to the wrong people, learn from it and move on and do the best for your children.

I was pleasantly surprised that most of the commenters were telling them to grow the hell up, with only one or two sucking up to Kail or Javi. I also finally felt compelled to sign up for twitter and give them both my two cents lol.

Edited October 15, 2016 by HeySandyStrange

[Mkay]

[poopchute]

I feel like I would have something nice to say about this if her giant face wasn't on that check.

[TaxNerd]

  On 10/15/2016 at 9:17 PM, Mkay said:

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That giant picture, lol!  Maybe I've just never paid attention, but I didn't know those giant checks were real.  She has the checking and routing number clearly out there for the world!

  On 10/15/2016 at 10:33 PM, poopchute said:

I feel like I would have something nice to say about this if her giant face wasn't on that check.

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Ha, my first thought was she needed a tax writeoff!

Edited October 15, 2016 by TaxNerd

[poopchute]

Also, she wore shredded jeans to this event? Seems like an odd choice.

[Mkay]

  On 10/15/2016 at 11:12 PM, TaxNerd said:

That giant picture, lol!  Maybe I've just never paid attention, but I didn't know those giant checks were real.  She has the checking and routing number clearly out there for the world!

Ha, my first thought was she needed a tax writeoff!

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It's a fake routing number.  123456789 repeated. 

[Brooklynista]

  On 10/15/2016 at 10:33 PM, poopchute said:

I feel like I would have something nice to say about this if her giant face wasn't on that check.

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What is that around her neck on the check?

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

Is it possible that maybe because of Kail's weird fake-butt-procedure-induced proportions, those shredded black jeans are the only pants that fit her? 

Girl....you have the money to go get some more pants and take them to a tailor.

Also, on a positive note: Good for Kail for making a donation to her university. There, I said something nice. 

[GreatKazu]

  On 10/15/2016 at 11:16 PM, poopchute said:

Also, she wore shredded jeans to this event? Seems like an odd choice.

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Don't you know that The Hulk is known for being angry and wearing ripped pants?

Very cool of her to donate to the college. 

  On 10/16/2016 at 2:18 AM, Brooklynista said:

What is that around her neck on the check?

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It's her neck trainer. Just like her waist trainer. lol

[neatoburrito]

A little higher and I'd have said it was her chin trainer. 

[Mkay]

It's one of her scarfs that she loooves so much.  You can enlarge and see the it comes down the sides of her shirt. 

[ReadMeLattice]

Omg, the constant threats to "out" each other lose momentum every time they throw them out there. We get it! Your relationship sucked! Now stfu, both of you! 

[HeySandyStrange]

  On 10/17/2016 at 2:08 AM, Lm2162 said:

Omg, the constant threats to "out" each other lose momentum every time they throw them out there. We get it! Your relationship sucked! Now stfu, both of you! 

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I swear, sometimes I wonder if they are working together to stir up interest for the tell-alls and whatever other "projects" they are working on. But then I remember, neither is truly smart enough for that kind of cunning. I don't know what Javi thinks he's going to expose, we already know Kail is a liar, manipulative, arrogant and a user.  He needs to take his whiny, bitter ass and have a seat.

[ReadMeLattice]

  On 10/17/2016 at 2:50 AM, HeySandyStrange said:

I swear, sometimes I wonder if they are working together to stir up interest for the tell-alls and whatever other "projects" they are working on. But then I remember, neither is truly smart enough for that kind of cunning. I don't know what Javi thinks he's going to expose, we already know Kail is a liar, manipulative, arrogant and a user.  He needs to take his whiny, bitter ass and have a seat.

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He used her for TV and fame, she used him for a "family" image, they both used each other for a paycheck. Ok, we know. Now sit down please. No desire to "side" with either party. 

[GreatKazu]

  On 10/16/2016 at 8:27 PM, neatoburrito said:

A little higher and I'd have said it was her chin trainer. 

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A little higher and it would cover her face. Best look ever.

[Tatum]

  On 10/17/2016 at 4:08 AM, Lm2162 said:

  Reveal spoiler

 

He used her for TV and fame, she used him for a "family" image, they both used each other for a paycheck. Ok, we know. Now sit down please. No desire to "side" with either party. 

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Agree. They used each other and now they are doubling down on their poor behavior by running to the media to bitch about each other. Great message for your kids there, slick.

[GreatKazu]

  On 10/17/2016 at 8:57 PM, Tatum said:

Agree. They used each other and now they are doubling down on their poor behavior by running to the media to bitch about each other. Great message for your kids there, slick.

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Kail and Javi both bitched about their lives being private and being no one's business, but they sure use the media when they both want to spill the beans and lay out each others sins.

Heckle and Jeckle need to STFU and just go away.

[Mkay]

Edited October 19, 2016 by Mkay

[Christina]

Hey, she got new pants! Ugly pants, but not ripped. Progress is often in small steps. 

[Christina87]

Did she get a boob job? As a well-endowed girl, my biggest nightmare is my boobs getting to that size naturally. Idk why anyone would pay to do that to themselves!

[Mkay]

She had something done that doesn't look good. Those pants are too tight once again. 

[ghoulina]

Her boobs are weird. It's not the size. It's the way they set. I can't quite put it into words, but it's almost like they drop down, then just jut out too much - like you could set something on them. I don't know. They're just weird. 

[lovesnark]

  On 10/19/2016 at 2:05 AM, Christina87 said:

Did she get a boob job? As a well-endowed girl, my biggest nightmare is my boobs getting to that size naturally. Idk why anyone would pay to do that to themselves!

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I hear ya! I had huge knockers  while I was nursing my kids and I hated them! I can understand buying a little boobage if you're flat chested but will  never understand why anyone would spend thousands of dollars to have bowling balls implanted in their chest.

[Brooklynista]

  On 10/19/2016 at 12:49 PM, ghoulina said:

Her boobs are weird. It's not the size. It's the way they set. I can't quite put it into words, but it's almost like they drop down, then just jut out too much - like you could set something on them. I don't know. They're just weird. 

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Kinda like a ski slope.  Weird.

[DangerousMinds]

  On 10/19/2016 at 12:49 PM, ghoulina said:

Her boobs are weird. It's not the size. It's the way they set. I can't quite put it into words, but it's almost like they drop down, then just jut out too much - like you could set something on them. I don't know. They're just weird. 

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probably the type of bras she's wearing. Sadly, I know from experience.

[sunsheyen]

  On 10/19/2016 at 12:49 PM, ghoulina said:

Her boobs are weird. It's not the size. It's the way they set. I can't quite put it into words, but it's almost like they drop down, then just jut out too much - like you could set something on them. I don't know. They're just weird. 

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They're like the old Sandra Lee boobs on Semi-Homemade. Real big but low yet held out like they're on a shelf. It's the result of a poorly fitted bra.

[MargeGunderson]

  On 10/20/2016 at 2:39 PM, sunsheyen said:

They're like the old Sandra Lee boobs on Semi-Homemade. Real big but low yet held out like they're on a shelf. It's the result of a poorly fitted bra.

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And a poor boob job. (and butt job. can't forget that).

[GreatKazu]

Her boobs have that same ugly, protruding look even when she is not wearing a bra. Nipple rings do not help either.

[Mkay]

Um, her book is only 85 pages. That's not a book. It's a short story.  

[HeySandyStrange]

Marriage and career challenges? Her marriage was a dumpster fire and her "career" has been trash reality tv and selling crap to her fans. I don't see how she is qualified to be paid for her advice on much of anything.