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GreatKazu

GreatKazu

9 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

It’s hysterical that she is antivax and injects all sorts of caustic shit into her body.  Who even knows what chemicals are in those ass implants?!!

I thought her ass was injected with the fat from her stomach and other areas? That is so funny just typing out. 

She has ink injected into her body for those hideous tattoos. She had her lips injected.

Kanal puts tons of fast food into her boys' bodies, but she is antivax. 

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configdotsys

No matter what she is wearing, she is trash. Sorry to go off topic but just wanted to let you all know that as of yesterday morning, after 15 months of hell, I am cancer free. 

ReadMeLattice
ReadMeLattice

Well, guess they don't share a birthday...my baby girl was born on the 4th around midnight. 7 pounds :) 

lovesnark
lovesnark

Holy shitballs! This bitch's selfishness and ego knows no bounds. Like Jo and Javi are just going to say " Sure. Go ahead and change my son's last name to yours". And, I seriously doubt Chris will wan

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Mkay

Mkay

25 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

I thought her ass was injected with the fat from her stomach and other areas? That is so funny just typing out. 

She has ink injected into her body for those hideous tattoos. She had her lips injected.

Kanal puts tons of fast food into her boys' bodies, but she is antivax. 

That’s what I’ve read before. If I’m wrong I apologize. 

I thought she had the Brazilian Butt Lift, too. Also hadthe fat sucked out of her chins. Haha 

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CofCinci

CofCinci

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

I thought her ass was injected with the fat from her stomach and other areas? That is so funny just typing out. 

She has ink injected into her body for those hideous tattoos. She had her lips injected.

Kanal puts tons of fast food into her boys' bodies, but she is antivax. 

They mix something else in with the fat. 

I think she has implants too. 

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ghoulina

ghoulina

Javi's gonna get carpal tunnel from trying to grab that ass. 

 

And, yes, Kail's willingness (no, more like INTENTION) to give birth in another country just to get attention and freeze Chris out makes me suspect of how much of a concern she has for children's health. I do think she is probably more concerned than Jenelle, but that's not saying much. With Kail,I do think she loves and cares for her kids (Jenelle flat out isn't capable), but others things always come first. 

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GreatKazu

GreatKazu

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If you can prop your booty up while standing next to a table, it’s too big. 

lol

She turned her body and her ass hit that chair. I hope she didn't dent it. 

Kanal has cankles and Fred Flintstone feet. 

 

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Javi's gonna get carpal tunnel from trying to grab that ass. 

There must be a lot of guys (and girls) walking around Dover with carpal tunnel. 

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guilfoyleatpp

guilfoyleatpp

The false eyelashes that stop 2/3 of the way in make her look cross eyed.

Also, her top lip is crooked. Don't tell me you haven't done shit to your face when on the clip show last week  you were saying you just got your lips done and were worried they looked weird.

I got restalyne in my upper lip before my wedding. It was never crooked.

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Mkay

Mkay

1 hour ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Oh, I know she tweeted she was going to Philly on Friday so I just assumed it was for the convention. 

I saw that, too. 

Speaking of tattoos, I willingly (ugh) watched her do a live Instagram the other day. (When you have a headache, you’ll do some weird stuff hahahaha) anyway, she mentioned she has had a couple of tattoos removed.  Weird since she thinks they are super amazing. (I say that sarcastically) I was bored and taking one for the team.  I didn’t learn any other interesting info from her.  

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GreatKazu

GreatKazu

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36 minutes ago, Mkay said:

I saw that, too. 

Speaking of tattoos, I willingly (ugh) watched her do a live Instagram the other day. (When you have a headache, you’ll do some weird stuff hahahaha) anyway, she mentioned she has had a couple of tattoos removed.  Weird since she thinks they are super amazing. (I say that sarcastically) I was bored and taking one for the team.  I didn’t learn any other interesting info from her.  

She got rid of the Pride over Pity tattoo and another one:

https://celebrityradar.wordpress.com/2012/06/07/a-kailyn-lowry-exclusive/

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MyPeopleAreNordic

MyPeopleAreNordic

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On 2/9/2018 at 7:50 PM, Scarlett45 said:

Yeah- to me Kailyn could get it together emotionally, get in therapy and live a very happy life. She does have redeeming qualities and is capable of regular human emotions. I can see true JOY in her face in some scenes with her sons, her smile reaches her eyes, and I know she does not want to repeat her mom’s mistakes.

 

Jenelle is just a waste of space. Period. 

I agree. Somewhere under all the pettiness, anger, resentment, and entitlement that is Kail, there's a person with some human emotions/feelings.  (At times that person is hidden deeper than others.) I've been able to cheer and hope for that person hidden in there to come out while watching the show (although this has happened less and less in recent years).

Jenelle is just a narcicstic sociopath (in my totally amateur, non-qualified armchair psychologist opinion). I've never been able to cheer for Jenelle because I've never seen even a spark of anything from her that wasn't just all about Jenelle. I think there is a better person deep inside Kail that *could* come out if Kail really worked on it.  I don't think that about Jenelle.  I don't think there is a better person deep inside of Jenelle. 

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charmed1

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On 2/11/2018 at 5:42 PM, Mkay said:

If you can prop your booty up while standing next to a table, it’s too big. 

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If your booty is pointy, you shouldn’t have injected things into it to imitate an aesthetic that doesn’t come naturally to you. Her ass is now an actual triangle. WTH.

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Scarlett45

Scarlett45

On 2/14/2018 at 11:48 AM, Mkay said:

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That was major burn. 

 

People should stop being so grumpy. Nothing wrong with wishing your loved ones pleasantries on a holiday (or just in general), no one is forced to look at someone else’s social media. 

 

With all of the negativity and violence in the world if the “worst” thing you see is someone else wishing their SO Happy Valentine’s Day count yourself blessed. 

Furthermore Kailyn is a HUGE hypocrite, if Chris gave her anything besides a sperm sample she would share it with the world. Ummmmhmmm. 

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GreatKazu

GreatKazu

Baby Herve Villechaize looks as if he is thinking, "What is that shit?" 

Question about the whole New York Times best seller title. I don't know much about that stuff, but I thought I read somewhere that a NYTBS book is not about the actual number of books sold as much as it is about how many books were ordered from certain book stores. Is this true? 

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christie

christie

That's a good question @GreatKazu I always assumed that it was number of books sold; it's interesting that that may not be the case. How does it work? Is it like gold records where you're considered a best seller if there's over a certain amount of books ordered/sold? Or is it based on total number of books ordered/sold? Do the bookstores honestly think that so many people will be interested in reading about Kail?

 

More questions: Why a love letter to Lux (poor kid being saddled with that name) and not to Isaac and Lincon or to all three boys? How much photoshop was done on that picture? Lux and Isaac look unrecognisable.

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Scarlett45

Scarlett45

7 hours ago, christie said:

That's a good question @GreatKazu I always assumed that it was number of books sold; it's interesting that that may not be the case. How does it work? Is it like gold records where you're considered a best seller if there's over a certain amount of books ordered/sold? Or is it based on total number of books ordered/sold? Do the bookstores honestly think that so many people will be interested in reading about Kail?

 

More questions: Why a love letter to Lux (poor kid being saddled with that name) and not to Isaac and Lincon or to all three boys? How much photoshop was done on that picture? Lux and Isaac look unrecognisable.

From the title and cover it is a love letter to all three boys. “A letter of love” and all three are on the cover. The redeeming thing about the cover is Lux looking down at his brothers like “whatcha doing?!” That’s adorable!

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heatherchandler

heatherchandler

9 hours ago, christie said:

 

 

More questions: Why a love letter to Lux (poor kid being saddled with that name) and not to Isaac and Lincon or to all three boys? How much photoshop was done on that picture? Lux and Isaac look unrecognisable.

 

Oof madon!  That dress is doing her thunder thighs no favors.  Kail needs to learn that clingy, stretchy jersey fabric is not for curvy ladies.

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Fosca

Fosca

13 hours ago, christie said:

How much photoshop was done on that picture? Lux and Isaac look unrecognisable.

Lux looks paler than Kail.  And his hair is slicked down to remove the slightest bit of frizz/wave.  Are we sure that's actually Lux?  Isaac is bleached out too.  Not the best lighting (looks like it's all coming in from the right side of the photo), and a not-flattering outfit on Kail for that matter as well (as a heavy woman myself, draping is much better than clinging).  

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GreatKazu

GreatKazu

11 minutes ago, Fosca said:

Lux looks paler than Kail.  And his hair is slicked down to remove the slightest bit of frizz/wave.  Are we sure that's actually Lux?  Isaac is bleached out too.  Not the best lighting (looks like it's all coming in from the right side of the photo), and a not-flattering outfit on Kail for that matter as well (as a heavy woman myself, draping is much better than clinging).  

Thanks for pointing that out. The whole image is white-washed. 

The only dark part of that image is what you can't see - Kanal's black heart. 

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CaliforniaLove

CaliforniaLove

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45 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Baby Lo, Lux, Lux Russell, Russ, Lil Chris...why not just call him what he truly is? "Pawn". Chris is trash. "Natural" not only means not having to blast it on social media, but maybe not throwing indirect "shade" at the boy's mother too. Fucking ass. 

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And fuck him for making me sound like a Kail defender!
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