Kailyn: Kail Smash!

[GreatKazu]

3 hours ago, CofCinci said:

It's a Communications Degree from a college that is pretty much a community college.  No SAT or ACT scores required.  The retention/graduation rates are abysmal.  I also read on another site that she was able to use MTV for her co-op/internship requirements.  She has maids, supports, and was without a single struggle or barrier - other than her bitchy attitude.  Sorry, I'm not impressed.  To be honest, I'm more inspired by Chelsea's GED and graduation from beauty school because I think she's of below average IQ and struggled to recover from Adam's narcissistic/psychological abuse.

How is Vee doing in school?  She doesn't have a team to help her and her partner is always rushing out to make Kail happy.

Re bolding, I was going to ask about that in a previous post, but forgot. I had a relative who studied filmmaking in college years ago. He was required to complete three practical learning experiences and two paid co-ops. He graduated sooner because of being granted almost 18 months of work experience except, he did it while working at a part-time job and he didn't have a cushy "tv show" to use for his experience or to get credit. 

Remember how Kail "hosted" a bit on one of the after shows and she had some sort of project that she filmed about two months ago? That had to be her way of getting that practical learning experience. I am sure her having MTV film her at her school aided her in some way as well. 

Yeah, not seeing the struggle here nor do I see anything that was any sort of barrier. Basically, Kail received credit and experience by just being a Hulk on television while wearing the same black, ripped jeans over and over. How quaint. 

I believe Vee completed school. She mentioned booking jobs in three different states. That girl is going places. 

[lovesnark]

I find it absolutely hilarious that the Hulk got a degree in communications since her version of communication is to scream in someone's face or refuse to talk about something. I know she thinks she's going to land a high dollar TV job with this degree but the irony just cracks me up.

[Adiba]

I also don't begrudge Kail her accomplishment, but I agree with others that she overstates her "struggle." She was struggling more when she was going to high school and NAAC for dental hygiene before TM money. Also, she's 25, so she hasn't been a "teen" for years now.

[Tatum]

From Kail's blog:

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There are a select few people around me that have helped make this possible for me, they know who they are and I'm so thankful for them. I love you!

"Few" people, Kail?

 

This is why I find this bitch so annoying. For starters, Kail, you can thank the hundreds of people involved with production of this show. The you can thank the millions of viewers that continue to create a demand for you, whether they like or despise you. Then you can thank the entire extended families of Jo and Javi who helped you when you had nothing. Then, and only then, can you get around to thanking the friends you have now that have done nothing but enabled your massive ego, which really wasn't that productive but I am sure those are who you are talking about. 

[FlowerofCarnage]

Well, she finally admitted on Twitter that Lopez is the father.

[Tatum]

Still scratching my head over that one. Not sure what is in it for her, and we all know she doesn't do anything without there being something in it for her. Guess time will tell.

[Mkay]

Of course he is, it's no surprise. 

 

Backstory: She took a Snapchat photo of her doing the ancestry DNA. Of course people freaked, I'm guessing some don't understand what that is.  Articles were written that she was taking a DNA test.  Like she could swab her own cheek to find out baby daddy??? Hahahahaha

Edited May 2, 2017 by Mkay

[Tatum]

25 minutes ago, Mkay said:

She took a Snapchat photo of her doing the ancestry DNA. Of course people freaked, I'm guessing some don't understand what that is.  Articles were written that she was taking a DNA test.  Like she could swab her own cheek to find out baby daddy??? Hahahahaha

 

That's awesome..."Kail, our DNA tests determined you ARE the biological mother of the baby in your uterus. Congrats."

 

Although again, why do these bitches have to snapchat themselves doing everything?

[GreatKazu]

2 hours ago, Tatum said:

From Kail's blog:

"Few" people, Kail?

 

This is why I find this bitch so annoying. For starters, Kail, you can thank the hundreds of people involved with production of this show. The you can thank the millions of viewers that continue to create a demand for you, whether they like or despise you. Then you can thank the entire extended families of Jo and Javi who helped you when you had nothing. Then, and only then, can you get around to thanking the friends you have now that have done nothing but enabled your massive ego, which really wasn't that productive but I am sure those are who you are talking about. 

Word!

[poopchute]

18 hours ago, CofCinci said:

It's a Communications Degree from a college that is pretty much a community college.  No SAT or ACT scores required.  The retention/graduation rates are abysmal.  I also read on another site that she was able to use MTV for her co-op/internship requirements.  She has maids, supports, and was without a single struggle or barrier - other than her bitchy attitude.  Sorry, I'm not impressed.  

Oh really, I don't know anything about her school and didn't care to look it up.  So everyone gets in?

[TheRealT]

18 hours ago, CofCinci said:

It's a Communications Degree from a college that is pretty much a community college.  No SAT or ACT scores required.  The retention/graduation rates are abysmal.  I also read on another site that she was able to use MTV for her co-op/internship requirements.  She has maids, supports, and was without a single struggle or barrier - other than her bitchy attitude.  Sorry, I'm not impressed.  To be honest, I'm more inspired by Chelsea's GED and graduation from beauty school because I think she's of below average IQ and struggled to recover from Adam's narcissistic/psychological abuse.

How is Vee doing in school?  She doesn't have a team to help her and her partner is always rushing out to make Kail happy.

That's a good point about Chelsea.

Has Kail announced what her professional plans are now? Before she was saying that she wanted to get a full-time job when she graduated, but did that change after she got pregnant? I guess she can continue working as a Reality TV Star for at least another year, so there's that. I think she's like some people I've known who are the first in their families to get a bachelor's degree and don't know many college graduates. They have this idea that getting a bachelor's guarantees a well-paying "professional" job, when the reality is that plenty of people with college degrees, even graduate degrees, work in retail or whatever. Especially for people with little to no work experience, even jobs that require a bachelor's degree don't necessarily pay that well. Kail would be lucky to get an entry-level job at an insurance company, but she doesn't realize that yet. 

[Tatum]

I think Kail has her eye on some kind of Access Hollywood/newscaster gig, or possibly some kind of hosting gig like Dancing with the Stars.

[GreatKazu]

Kail should go get a job at that aquarium where she had her benefits wedding. She can put her manatee skills to good use.

[Tatum]

8 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Kail should go get a job at that aquarium where she had her benefits wedding. She can put her manatee skills to good use.

Maybe she could be the one to feed the sharks. In the shark tank.

[Snarky McSnarky]

4 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Well, she finally admitted on Twitter that Lopez is the father.

And Daily Mail was right behind her:

 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4466834/Kailyn-Lowry-reveals-father-child-Chris-Lopez.html

[Snarky McSnarky]

6 hours ago, Adiba said:

I also don't begrudge Kail her accomplishment, but I agree with others that she overstates her "struggle." She was struggling more when she was going to high school and NAAC for dental hygiene before TM money. Also, she's 25, so she hasn't been a "teen" for years now.

Yea, I would have loved to have "struggled" through college and grad school with a six-figure salary for filming a few weeks per year.  Not to mention all of the child care support she received.

[TheRealT]

1 hour ago, Tatum said:

I think Kail has her eye on some kind of Access Hollywood/newscaster gig, or possibly some kind of hosting gig like Dancing with the Stars.

That was the impression that I had, but I don't follow her closely, so I wasn't sure whether that was her dream job with something more practical as a plan B. When she was telling Javi that she didn't want another baby because she was close to graduating and wanted to work full-time after graduation, for some reason I was thinking she meant some kind of realistic job like working in TV production or something. Even that is tough, but she does have her MTV connections. She would also have the luxury of using her MTV money to support herself while she did unpaid or low-paying jobs in the industry to build up her resume and connections. I don't know if she thinks like that, though. She probably thinks she's too much of a big shot with too many accomplishments under her belt (TV Star/Author/Supermom Who Does It All On Her Own) to do grunt production work or sit in a cubicle in some boring office.

[Snarky McSnarky]

I can't imagine any of these women taking a regular job where they are expected to show up every day and work a specified number of hours, with a few weeks of vacation each year.  They've grown accustom to that money and all of the free time they have for multiple vacations any time they want.  Even Farrah with her three retail stores can come and go as she wants, since she is the owner.   

[Christina87]

2 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

I can't imagine any of these women taking a regular job where they are expected to show up every day and work a specified number of hours, with a few weeks of vacation each year.  They've grown accustom to that money and all of the free time they have for multiple vacations any time they want.  Even Farrah with her three retail stores can come and go as she wants, since she is the owner.   

"Between taking care of my kids and cooking once a week, I was feeling overwhelmed, so I decided I needed to get away for a little bit. But then I realized I only have two vacation days left, and I'm using those in six months, so I realized I just have to deal with it. I'm going to bed early since the alarm rings at 6:00."

[teapot]

1 minute ago, Christina87 said:

"Between taking care of my kids and cooking once a week, I was feeling overwhelmed, so I decided I needed to get away for a little bit. But then I realized I only have two vacation days left, and I'm using those in six months, so I realized I just have to deal with it. I'm going to bed early since the alarm rings at 6:00."

Livin' la vida teapot....well, no, I never cook, and boy-child lives out of state, but, um, pretty close!!!! 

[Mkay]

She mentioned not too long ago on twitter her goals after college were working as a host, or creating a show based on some ideas she has, and working on her brand.  Hahahahahaha

 

 http://www.realitytea.com/2017/05/02/pregnant-teen-mom-2-star-kailyn-lowry-already-drama-baby-daddy-accuses-abandoning-pregnancy/

[lilmarysunshine]

3 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Yea, I would have loved to have "struggled" through college and grad school with a six-figure salary for filming a few weeks per year.  Not to mention all of the child care support she received.

Seriously.  I never thought college was such a struggle. I didn't do it with kids but I did it with NO help at a demanding university and with a normal part-time job. I still am not so impressed.

[GreatKazu]

10 hours ago, Tatum said:

Maybe she could be the one to feed the sharks. In the shark tank.

Sharks would be eating for DAYS! lol 

Supposedly, Chris reacted to Kail revealing him as the father: http://www.inquisitr.com/4189561/teen-mom-2-kailyn-lowrys-baby-daddy-chris-lopez-reacts-to-her-naming-his-as-father-on-twitter/

Kail has to tweet how she will get no help with this baby and she will be a single parent. 

Edited May 3, 2017 by GreatKazu

[CofCinci]

9 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Sharks would be eating for DAYS! lol 

Supposedly, Chris reacted to Kail revealing him as the father: http://www.inquisitr.com/4189561/teen-mom-2-kailyn-lowrys-baby-daddy-chris-lopez-reacts-to-her-naming-his-as-father-on-twitter/

Kail has to tweet how she will get no help with this baby and she will be a single parent. 

I believe Kail's intention is to be a single mother and not allow Chris to be an active parent - because her Brand is single mother.  Her Brand is more important than the child's well-being. Chris won't be given an opportunity to be a father.  If he doesn't align to her narrative,  she will make him look bad on television/social media. "He never sees his kid!"  Look at how she castrated Jo and Javi. They are powerless to this beast because they want to see their kids.  Chris is the last BabyDaddy so she will use all the tricks she has learned over the years. The guy doesn't stand a chance -- don't stick your dick in crazy, they say. 

[guilfoyleatpp]

I wonder if she's refinanced the house to her name? I sort of think not since she's been so busy and she cam paint Javi as a monster if he tries to force the hand of a pregnant single mother and his baby mama.

[BitterApple]

I wonder if Kail will change her tune about wanting Chris involved once she realizes she doesn't have an ex and his extended family to dump her kid on for half the week. Kail has never had to take care of a child full-time, it might interfere with her partying, vacationing and dick hopping. Unless one of Kail's sycophants steps up and plays nanny the way Jenelle's minions do for her, she might be in for a rude awakening.

[MargeGunderson]

I have no sympathy for her single mother crap. She made the decision to get pregnant without being in a stable relationship with the father and now she has to live with it. 

[MissMel]

19 hours ago, Mkay said:

She mentioned not too long ago on twitter her goals after college were working as a host, or creating a show based on some ideas she has, and working on her brand.  Hahahahahaha

 

 http://www.realitytea.com/2017/05/02/pregnant-teen-mom-2-star-kailyn-lowry-already-drama-baby-daddy-accuses-abandoning-pregnancy/

Haha, good luck Kail.  We've seen her do the teaser shorts at the end of the episodes for the upcoming after shows.  And they all suck.  Clearly reading and tripping over words and very stiff speech.  If she wants to see how it's done she should watch Farrah.  She is one girl that takes work seriously and it shows.  Farrah might suck at all her personal relationships but when it comes to being professional, she's a perfectionist and her teasers sound effortless.  Kail's definitely don't.

[Tatum]

Kail's voice is just rough to listen to...my own isn't any better, but I'm not trying to get an on camera gig. She fumbles a lot when speaking and her voice just isn't that pleasant. Even with her connections, I don't see her landing anything.

And you know what? A few of the RW alums have gone on to have behind the camera jobs with various production companies in LA and these are well paying, well respected jobs. If Kail is willing to pay her dues and take advantage of any learning opportunity that comes her way, she could probably be successful. But Kail probably thinks Kelly Ripa or bust.

[HeySandyStrange]

I wouldn't be surprised if Kail ends up as a desk jockey or call center worker once her dreams of being the next Kelly Ripa/ Shondra Rhimes go bust. And by then she should be semi grateful to have a mid-level job with potential benefits, but I know her superior ass won't. I really can't see her working anywhere in front or behind the camera, she isn't pleasant enough in any way.

[heatherchandler]

On 4/28/2017 at 11:28 AM, Mkay said:

She needs to clean her counter/vanity or crop it out if the picture.  Gross!!

She is TRYING for this "messy" look - omg look at ALL OF THE PRODUCTS I can afford!  I just have so many products!  Just like I mentioned about Amber in another comment, she is going for the "this is how a rich lady does it" look.  And she is also failing.

 

On 4/30/2017 at 10:14 AM, BitterApple said:

My sister's best friend did the same. She had to take summer classes to finish her credits but she walked in the graduation ceremony.

If Kail does indeed graduate, I give her props. I know she didn't exactly go to a top-tier school, but she finished a four year degree, which is a rare example of these idiots using their MTV cash for something worthwhile. I doubt she'll get a job until the show is off the air, but at least she's put herself in a much better position to succeed. Now if she'd only stop getting pregnant by random men....

That is being generous - let's be honest, it is bottom-tier.

 

18 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Sharks would be eating for DAYS! lol 

 

They would eat like kings!

[GreatKazu]

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That is being generous - let's be honest, it is bottom-tier.

I know, right? 

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They would eat like kings!

lol It would be a damn buffet!

[Mkay]

?

Of course she will.  

http://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2017/05/03/teen-mom-stars-kail-lowry-briana-dejesus-to-have-more-plastic-surgery-by-dr-miami-after-having-their-babies/

[Mkay]

Ooops. Click on the tweet to read it.   She replied to a fan she is writing a third book. Oh. Joy.   ?

Edited May 3, 2017 by Mkay

[CofCinci]

The 3rd book will explore the struggle of being a single mother.  She will manipulate the lives of her children and Chris Lopez in order to fit the narrative she plans to utilize. 

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

Small wonder these people have supersized egos!  3 books. Sigh.

I know pregnant women can exercise. But kail keeps saying she has a high risk pregnancy and can't even use a seatbelt.  But she is posting about her recent crossfit workouts??  How far along is she?  

[SPLAIN]

5 hours ago, MissMel said:

Haha, good luck Kail.  We've seen her do the teaser shorts at the end of the episodes for the upcoming after shows.  And they all suck.  Clearly reading and tripping over words and very stiff speech.  If she wants to see how it's done she should watch Farrah.  She is one girl that takes work seriously and it shows.  Farrah might suck at all her personal relationships but when it comes to being professional, she's a perfectionist and her teasers sound effortless.  Kail's definitely don't.

Remember the scene where her teacher had to tell her to smile when talking to the camera? LOL Asking Hulk to smile is like asking Charles Manson to be nice. 

1 hour ago, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

Small wonder these people have supersized egos!  3 books. Sigh.

I know pregnant women can exercise. But kail keeps saying she has a high risk pregnancy and can't even use a seatbelt.  But she is posting about her recent crossfit workouts??  How far along is she?  

Kail has been cited for not using seatbelts. The bitch just doesn't like to follow the law.  How many of us have been pregnant and used a seatbelt with no issue? It isn't as if Hulk is in an old vehicle. She is in a brand new SUV and seatbelts are so much better now than they were in the 70s and 80s. 

Kail did mention writing a book about two months ago. She mentioned that was one reason she wasn't divulging much about her child's father because she was saving all of it for her new book. 

8 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

I have no sympathy for her single mother crap. She made the decision to get pregnant without being in a stable relationship with the father and now she has to live with it. 

THIS. She acts as if her partner died or abandoned her. 

1 hour ago, Mkay said:

?

Of course she will.  

http://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2017/05/03/teen-mom-stars-kail-lowry-briana-dejesus-to-have-more-plastic-surgery-by-dr-miami-after-having-their-babies/

Are we surprised? What a stupid person she is. 

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In an interview with Radar Online,  Dr. Miami told us all about Kail’s upcoming surgery.

“Kail is scheduled to have surgery with me after she has this baby,” Dr. Miami said.

Of course, this is not Kail’s first time on Dr. Miami’s operating table. She already had a butt lift, tummy tuck and liposuction last year.

Dr. Miami didn’t specifically say what surgery the mom-to-be was having this time but he hinted that it could be another tummy tuck.

[Mkay]

2 hours ago, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

Small wonder these people have supersized egos!  3 books. Sigh.

I know pregnant women can exercise. But kail keeps saying she has a high risk pregnancy and can't even use a seatbelt.  But she is posting about her recent crossfit workouts??  How far along is she?  

I missed the whole seatbelt comment but I keep reading about it. What did she say?

[dabronx]

13 hours ago, CofCinci said:

I believe Kail's intention is to be a single mother and not allow Chris to be an active parent - because her Brand is single mother.  Her Brand is more important than the child's well-being. Chris won't be given an opportunity to be a father.  If he doesn't align to her narrative,  she will make him look bad on television/social media. "He never sees his kid!"  Look at how she castrated Jo and Javi. They are powerless to this beast because they want to see their kids.  Chris is the last BabyDaddy so she will use all the tricks she has learned over the years. The guy doesn't stand a chance -- don't stick your dick in crazy, they say. 

Very much agree. Kail didn't plan this baby but very quickly figured out how to commoditize it. It's all part of the brand! It'll tell you something about her core fan demographic that she felt going completely solo was the best way to UP her profile. Must of got too much flak for having two involved fathers. Chris lopez will want some level of involvement (I still say he is holding back on that till paternity confirmed) but she'll do everything she can to thwart that. It would be off-brand after all!!

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

@Mkay kail said since she has a high risk pregnancy her doc gave her a note excusing her from using a seatbelt.  

[HeySandyStrange]

I have never heard of a doctor telling a woman not to wear a seatbelt because of a high risk pregnancy. Considering how common car accidents are, wouldn't that put the mother and baby at more risk? Weird.

Edited May 4, 2017 by HeySandyStrange

[lilmarysunshine]

I have NEVER heard of a high risk pregnancy precluding seatbelt use. I cannot even think of why it would be an issue.

I also don't believe she's "high risk."  One miscarriage does not make a "problem."  Miscarriages are so common, especially earlier ones, as hers was.  She just wants the attention.  (Signed, a mom who was high risk (and older) for all 3 pregnancies and always used a seatbelt!)

[guilfoyleatpp]

5 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

She is TRYING for this "messy" look - omg look at ALL OF THE PRODUCTS I can afford!  I just have so many products!  Just like I mentioned about Amber in another comment, she is going for the "this is how a rich lady does it" look.  And she is also failing.

I bet the only things she bought on that counter are the Aveeno and the Bath and Body Works lotions.  Maybe only the Aveeno.  The rest are freebies and promos. 

ETA: 
I just looked up a few of those products.  That Aveeno bottle is probably the most expensive thing on the counter. I had no idea la rocca was so cheap. And Boscia. And Briogeo.

Nightingale droppings, it ain't.

Edited AGAIN! I just looked up Nightingale droppings lotion. Damn, this Estee Lauder stuff I use is more expensive than anything AND IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE NIGHTINGALE DROPPINGS! It does smell nice, though. And I just got an AWESOME gift with purchase from Saks. I'm so excited.

Edited May 4, 2017 by guilfoyleatpp

[GreatKazu]

3 hours ago, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

@Mkay kail said since she has a high risk pregnancy her doc gave her a note excusing her from using a seatbelt.  

Did she tweet this or was it on her Snapchat?

2 hours ago, lilmarysunshine said:

I have NEVER heard of a high risk pregnancy precluding seatbelt use. I cannot even think of why it would be an issue.

I also don't believe she's "high risk."  One miscarriage does not make a "problem."  Miscarriages are so common, especially earlier ones, as hers was.  She just wants the attention.  (Signed, a mom who was high risk (and older) for all 3 pregnancies and always used a seatbelt!)

Thank you. Plenty of females have had miscarriages but are not considered high-risk. I was high-risk with my last child and was ordered to have bed rest for a full month. After that, I just had to be a bit careful, but never was I told I couldn't drive nor was I told I couldn't wear a seatbelt. This is Kail fucking with her followers who are who are imbeciles or gullible. This is the same fucking heifer who parks in handicapped parking WITHOUT any placard. 

I looked on her Twitter to see if she posted about that so-called doctor's note. I came upon these instead...lol:

 

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

It was snapchat.  A lot of people commented about it on twitter when she said she was going to crossfit.  Mostly negative comments on twitter for her these days.  :)

[GreatKazu]

13 minutes ago, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

It was snapchat.  A lot of people commented about it on twitter when she said she was going to crossfit.  Mostly negative comments on twitter for her these days.  :)

Kail should change her name to Lying Lowry.

[CofCinci]

I cannot imagine an MD signing a note like that because it could open them up to liability if there was a car accident. 

[GreatKazu]

17 hours ago, Mkay said:

?

Of course she will.  

http://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2017/05/03/teen-mom-stars-kail-lowry-briana-dejesus-to-have-more-plastic-surgery-by-dr-miami-after-having-their-babies/

Kail has no struggles whatsoever. She doesn't even have to struggle to lose her pregnancy weight because this damn doctor will just suck it all out of her and sculpt her body again. It must be nice to eat what you want and get pregnant so soon after having plastic surgery knowing some questionable doctor will be more than happy to use you as his guinea pig for his Snapchat followers. 

 

ETA: apparently we have been sharing the wrong photo of Chris Lopez. This article shows his photo and identifies the other guy as her friend Tyler Hill, the one whose photo has been posted as being Chris: 

https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/slideshows/who-is-kailyn-lowrys-baby-daddy-meet-the-contenders/

Edited May 4, 2017 by GreatKazu

[guilfoyleatpp]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

ETA: apparently we have been sharing the wrong photo of Chris Lopez. This article shows his photo and identifies the other guy as her friend Tyler Hill, the one whose photo has been posted as being Chris: 

https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/slideshows/who-is-kailyn-lowrys-baby-daddy-meet-the-contenders/

OMFG they picked THE WORST picture.  LOLOL. Great job, The Hollywood.  LOL.

[Mkay]

46 minutes ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

OMFG they picked THE WORST picture.  LOLOL. Great job, The Hollywood.  LOL.

Are you sure? Tyler Hill and the Chris Lopez picture that's been going around (him holding a cell phone) look completely different. I'm not even sure where the Chris Lopez cell phone selfie came from. 

Edited May 4, 2017 by Mkay