Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I swear if his sisters come half naked to this cookout 

Oh, did you get a copy of the script ahead of time??

[Auntie Anxiety]

What about Derek’s brothers? Where are they?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Oh, you know they are.

I mean they did go to their mama's grave like it was Friday night at the club so lol 

[Ladystardust]

Does Monique have giants grease stains all down the front of her dress??

[Empress1]

Big Mama is 94?! She’s gorgeous!

[candall]

Wait.  What?  Did Monique mow down Derek's sister??

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[kacesq]

Good Lord please don’t let this crybaby be pregnant. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Gotta hand it to Monique, once she's decided to be mad, she sticks to her guns. Sisters come? She's mad. Sisters don't come? She's mad. Nothing if not consistent. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Does Monique have giants grease stains all down the front of her dress??

She did demand a plate.  Now we know why.

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

HELLO CLEVELAND!

GO BACK TO CLEVELAND, CLEVELAND!

 

 

Edited February 18, 2023 by Floatingbison

[WaltersHair]

Hon, was that a speed bump?

[Empress1]

Just now, candall said:

Wait.  What?  Did Monique mow down Derek's sister??

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Nope, Sis was flopping.

[Ladystardust]

Oh my. Someone contact the Academy to make sure Derek's sister gets nominated next year.

[kacesq]

Her eyes always look red.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, he's been out for more than three weeks? 

[Empress1]

Can somebody show me a link to this Shawn is a Nazi info?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Nope, Sis was flopping.

Pro soccer players have nothing on her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley is the queen of stupid choices.

[kacesq]

Two seconds ago the crybaby didn’t want to live there, now it’s ok to have a kid because they have a place to live.

[Keywestclubkid]

OMG this woman works my nerves.. she is mentally stunted and stuck as a perpetual teenager 

Edited February 18, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justine: She implied that I’m a little whore.

Me: If the shoe fits…….

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Can somebody show me a link to this Shawn is a Nazi info?

Let's please discuss any details in the characters thread.  Thanks!

[Ladystardust]

Mom is going to love this.

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

OMG this woman works my nerves.. she is mentally stunted 

She acts like she’s 14 and she’s pushing 40. It’s really annoying.

[Pepper Mostly]

And Ashley. Monique has resolved to always be mad. Ashley, on the other hand, is determined to be doleful and weepy and hurt. Lie in bed and cuddle your man for five minutes, Mopey. Jesus. She lives to borrow trouble. 

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Let's please discuss any details in the characters thread.  Thanks!

Sorry!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

No Ashley you are living in Mom's basement. You are one small step above homeless. Plus you are unstable. Put the baby plans on hold.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

She acts like she’s 14 and she’s pushing 40. It’s really annoying.

Exactly I mean she isn't as bad as the exstripper that was working the nerd rocker last season but she is giving her a run for the money 

Edited February 18, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Two seconds ago the crybaby didn’t want to live there, now it’s ok to have a kid because they have a place to live.

Anything to keep her man.  Anything.  Even if it means bringing a doomed child into the world.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

No Ashley you are living in Mom's basement. You are one small step above homeless. Plus you are unstable. Put the baby plans on hold.

Forever! Imagine what a shit mother she'd be. 

[WaltersHair]

Ashley looks older than 40. I'd say the skip is pre-menopause, but she might be too young.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Last week I floated the idea that Ashley has borderline personality disorder. She’s confirming my suspicions.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Pro soccer players have nothing on her.

As someone who gets turnt up when those crybabies are lying on the field for 5 minutes and then pop up and run away, I love this!!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Forever! Imagine what a shit mother she'd be. 

flashforward to her screaming how her kid is her best friend ... while completely ignoring the fact she fucked that kids life up 

[goofygirl]

Wait, WHUT??  Michael's Mom thinks boob sling is a whore?  Where in the world did she get that idea??

And crybaby better NOT be pregnant.  Who's gonna pay attention when the BABY cries??

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Exactly I mean she isn't as bad as the exstripper that was working the nerd rocker last season but she is giving her a run for the money 

Aww Brandwin....

[Empress1]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Exactly I mean she isn't as bad as the exstripper that was working the nerd rocker last season but she is giving her a room for the money 

I actually find Ashley more annoying. The ex-stripper was more calculated - behind the babyish -ness there was a coldness. She may have picked up that persona in the club to trick guys. Ashley is just immature and whiny.

4 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Ashley looks older than 40. I'd say the skip is pre-menopause, but she might be too young.

She does. She’s 38. I’m guessing all that Florida sun has aged her.

Edited February 18, 2023 by Empress1

[kacesq]

Aw that’s nice Justine. Tell your kids you’re having another kid because you had your first kid too young.

so fucking selfish

 

[Keywestclubkid]

your daughter is right there ... wow I want a daughter so I can treat her better then that one I already had 

[Gobi]

"I was a failure with you, Kyllie, but I'll get it right with the new daughter."

[candall]

I looove this pittie who's freaked out that his family is dog crate shopping--and then the crate is to transport a little pal to keep him from being lonely.  <3

 

(I know, I know, it's Amazon the evil empire, but still.)

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why can these kids see so clearly that their parents are so fucked up?

[goofygirl]

6 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Can somebody show me a link to this Shawn is a Nazi info?

I thought it was Travis that was a nazi.  Now I'm confused!

[JenE4]

Considering these two didn’t think to deflate the pool floatie—not to mention leaving behind most belongings aside from a 3.5’ diameter floatie—let’s hope for Ashley it’s perimenopause. Speaking of ill-fated pregnancies, let’s join the crying family in the ice cream parlor.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

flashforward to her screaming how her kid is her best friend ... while completely ignoring the fact she fucked that kids life up 

Nailed it.

And here's JuJu being mother of the year.  She loves her daughter more  than her sons.  I'm sure they'll enjoy hearing that on TV. 

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Aw that’s nice Justine. Tell your kids you’re having another kid because you had your first kid too young.

so fucking selfish

 

IN FRONT OF THE DAUGHTER. My GOD.

What is her older daughter’s name? “Kyllei?”

[LEILANI2]

18 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I mean they did go to their mama's grave like it was Friday night at the club so lol 

None of them every visited her  grave for 8+ years  until there were cameras around so they could promote their only fans. 

Edited February 18, 2023 by LEILANI2

[Keywestclubkid]

GIRL you can't walk back you basically said your daughter was a preview for the REAL daughter she can do things with ... what is wrong with you 

[Empress1]

Just now, goofygirl said:

I thought it was Travis that was a nazi.  Now I'm confused!

It is. My bad, I messed up the name.

[kacesq]

So Michael’s kids told him not to have another kid…so he decides to have one. 
I think Michael is a practiced con artist who just does what he wants and thinks he can talk his way out of it.