Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[SemiCharmedLife]

Monique needs a career in private detective work.  This is so crazy for a relationship....but after seeing so many episodes of this series, I can't blame her too much...

[LEILANI2]

Late to the party, but I'm here.

[Keywestclubkid]

damn that house was huge 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

OMG she just started going through this woman's house? WHAT??

Look: what you are not about to do, Monique, is disrespect this 95-year-old’s woman’s house. Big Ma is drinking water and minding her business and you’re planting cameras. Girl, stop.

[Elizzikra]

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She IS the monarch. Note the crown on the garage door!

Isn't that the Rolex emblem?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Wouldn't it be easier just to put a GPS implant in Derek?

She could easily do it while he's passed out sometime. 

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? What's so hard? She can go to work at a jewelry store, can't she? If all else fails she can temp. I've temped lots of times as a stopgap. Even before I learned how to type. 

"Typing" was a throwaway class in the '70's. 

It was the best class that I ever took.

Nighty night my Bunkies!! Love yinz lots 

[kacesq]

Should I be watching Married at First Sight?

[goofygirl]

Evening peeps!  So  glad to see some things don't change!  Monique is loading up his granny's house with cameras - what a goofball!

Crashley is just a big ass baby.  I feel like she's just had it too easy for so long, this no $$$ business has just BLOWN HER MIND!  I would think she'd be grateful Travis' mom is taking her dumbass in ALONG with Travis.  But noooo...

Didn't Boob sling ALREADY quit her job?  That was a brilliant move! Dingleberry.

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Should I be watching Married at First Sight?

Yes! Very snarkable.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, kacesq said:

Should I be watching Married at First Sight?

I think it's tremendously boring this season but that's just me...

[Pepper Mostly]

And Monique, since she's such a pro, does not have a lie prepared in case she gets busted. Just stand there and look guilty, that's the ticket. I hope Granny tosses her out on her ass. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

Should I be watching Married at First Sight?

No. 

Cameron is going to get his ass handed to him in 3….2…..1. Aris, you wanted this.

[LEILANI2]

The photo is hilarious until I saw the photo on the wall...💯

[Keywestclubkid]

are you gonna be able to be on the escalator?? HAHAHA 

[WaltersHair]

Are you going to be able to get on the escalator? Dying.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Don't light a match around Cameron- he'll explode!  

[kacesq]

The producers brought you back to the hotel, Derek. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And Monique, since she's such a pro, does not have a lie prepared in case she gets busted. Just stand there and look guilty, that's the ticket. I hope Granny tosses her out on her ass. 

Respecting your elders, especially elder matriarchs who have raised generations of the family, is HUGE in the Black community. I am legit furious that Monique is disrespecting this woman (who’s had been nothing but nice to her) and her home like this.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

No. 

Direct and to the point. 

Never change, my friends 

[kacesq]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

The photo is hilarious until I saw the photo on the wall...💯

Where is this photo from???

[Keywestclubkid]

where my phone/??? 

[LEILANI2]

Just now, kacesq said:

Where is this photo from???

The Shade Room Instagram

[Keywestclubkid]

His whole family was that drunk tho 

[JenE4]

Too drunk to get on an escalator. 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

His whole family was that drunk tho 

Well yeah, but as far as we know, they aren't all on parole and prohibited from drinking to excess...

[Keywestclubkid]

Skylers mom makes my skin crawl 

[Gobi]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Too drunk to get on an escalator. 

At least he got on the up escalator. Baby steps.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nathan does a berserker in 3….2…1

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Remember when Cam explained that his PO said he could drink but not get drunk?  Well played, sir!  Well played.

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

where my phone/??? 

Makes me think of the Lizzo song.

[Keywestclubkid]

dont lie to me and get drunk with me 

[kacesq]

Those dolls are freaking me out…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Skylar is the definition of resting bitch face.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Remember when Cam explained hat his PO said he could drink but not get drunk?  Well played, sir!  Well played.

Dude - I'm not drunk. I'm still conscious...

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nathan does a berserker in 3….2…1

He's legit terrifying. 

Love the little angel over Skylar's shoulder. What do you think she's saying? "Leave. Leave now if you know what's good for you".

[Keywestclubkid]

wait you freaked out on him when he was NAPPING 

[kacesq]

Boss me up, bitch you down…

friends I have learned something profound tonite…

[candall]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

"Typing" was a throwaway class in the '70's. 

It was the best class that I ever took.

Nighty night my Bunkies!! Love yinz lots 

Agree!!  I've been grateful for mad typing skillz my whole life.  (Typed all my law school finals!)  I can still do about 90 wpm.  

Those kids with the lightning fast thumbs?  I scoff.  : )

[WaltersHair]

I think grandma dabbled in The Hamilton Mint

[Pepper Mostly]

He looks ridiculous in that beanie. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Boss me up, not bitch me down. That’s my next cross-stitch project.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The dolls make this art.  This is so surreal. 

[LEILANI2]

I know his mother died when he was young and that makes me sad for him, but he looks like he can be nice and buying you candles one day, then stabbing you 1000 times when he's angry.

[Keywestclubkid]

nowhere did he say he was perfect ... when did he say he was perfect? he said he did wrong ... this woman is gaslighting 

[goofygirl]

Nathan buddy; you think you're getting "disrespected" all the f'n time! Dude!  Get a damn grip! Skylar is not supposed to be his savior on the cross - without her having some DISRESPECT at having to fill that role!  Jeebus, he's an ass.  So is she of course, but they are a freaking mess.

[kacesq]

“I’m done” has to be a bingo spot…

 

[Empress1]

Why would Nathan own all the responsibility for Skylar going back to prison? Did he physically prevent her from going back to the halfway house on time? She’s an adult.

[kacesq]

That house has a lot of potential..

 

unlike this couple.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Why would Nathan own all the responsibility for Skylar going back to prison? Did he physically prevent her from going back to the halfway house on time? She’s an adult.

because that is what her mother has been putting in her head IF anything happens its not her fault 

Just now, kacesq said:

That house has a lot of potential..

 

unlike this couple.

till you find grandma in the wall somewhere ... 

so you are using him ... LOL