Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! I nearly got popped for muffin smuggling but fortunately I lost 'em and was able to dispose of the alleged muffins in a handy dumpster. Those coppers can't lay a hand on me. 

Has everyone had a good week? 

[Elizzikra]

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magical vagina.... LOL.... 

It's the sequel to James and the Giant Penis!

[kacesq]

Oh Mom. So dramatic. 

[Gobi]

Be ascared, be very ascared.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I didn't like cocaine, but I sure liked the way it smelled!

I had to smell it a few times, just to be sure. 

Think about your choices 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Nathan and Skylar should live separately for a while.  Too soon for both.

[Empress1]

Jesus. Trying to scare her straight with a cemetery field trip. Skylar had two boyfriends die; she knows the deal.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I wonder if a cemetery tour helps an addict...

[WaltersHair]

Cemetery visiting is something a mom would do to a teenager, not a full grown woman who knows better

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Nathan and Skylar should live separately for a while.  Too soon for both.

They’re nowhere near ready for this kind of serious relationship.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I wonder if a cemetery tour helps an addict...

Somehow I doubt. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Jesus. Trying to scare her straight with a cemetery field trip. Skylar had two boyfriends die; she knows the deal.

this feels so performative .. like you said she had two bfs die ... 

[candall]

The New Season (with the same old inmates) starts 2/24, so next week must be the grand finale.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Seeing Nathan in his granny’s museum makes me laugh.

I'm pissing myself right now, seeing Nathan is his Early Grandma living room. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Do we know how many episodes left this season?

Next week is the end of Love After Lockup with this crew.  The following week Life After Lockup starts.  WETV takes no breaks. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nathan has his meemaw’s hour glass beside him.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola bunkies! I nearly got popped for muffin smuggling but fortunately I lost 'em and was able to dispose of the alleged muffins in a handy dumpster. Those coppers can't lay a hand on me. 

Has everyone had a good week? 

I had the best hearing I've ever had this morning.  Judge was great, prosecutor was great.  I've been on cloud 9 all day.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, candall said:

The New Season (with the same old inmates) starts 2/24, so next week must be the grand finale.

I better start the new batch of pruno now for the occasion!

[Elizzikra]

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I wonder if a cemetery tour helps an addict...

Probably not but it does help producers who need to fill airtime...

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm pissing myself right now, seeing Nathan is his Early Grandma living room. 

The scary 80's doll in the corner sealed it for me.

[kacesq]

How did weepygirl pay for the one good piece?

[Keywestclubkid]

How did she find the money to pay for that piece? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

How did weepygirl pay for the one good piece?

She ran home and emptied out the sofa cushions? Panhandling? Maybe she distracted the salesperson and stuffed into her bra while his back was turned.

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[OoogleEyes]

Gramma is not wrong here, son

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley sobs uncontrollably in 3….2…..1

[Gobi]

Yeah, it's not like he's made any bad decisions in the past. Sheesh!

[kacesq]

How are they paying for these drinks? I mean…last week they couldn’t afford candles…

[Keywestclubkid]

you dont have a freaking place to live you dont have a job you have no income she is right YOU DONT NEED TO GET MARRIED 

[Empress1]

One of them needs a 9-5. Call Ranstad, call Robert Half, get to temping.

[SemiCharmedLife]

You ARE NOT ready to get married.  Neither one of you has a pot to piss in!

[kacesq]

Ashley is so needy.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

How did she find the money to pay for that piece? 

Having exhausted the seat cushion stash, she searched the trunk of the car.

[Keywestclubkid]

oh my god she made a rationale decision 

[Gobi]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

You ARE NOT ready to get married.  Neither one of you has a pot to piss in!

They have piss, but the wrong kind of pot.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Ashley is so needy.

There's an understatement if ever I heard one. She's like a black hole, an abyss of need. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. And I’m here to watch.

[kacesq]

Ashley thinks the world revolves around her…me…me…I feel…

[Keywestclubkid]

and there on special right? ROFL LOL 

[WaltersHair]

BINGO!

[Pepper Mostly]

Aaaaaaaaand, she's bawling. This situation will only be improved by adding some shots to the mix. 

[Elizzikra]

At least Ashley verified that the shots were on special. That is financial austerity right there...

As my dad used to say, you might have a pot to piss in, but it has a hole in it...

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Be ascared, be very ascared.

Ascardy Cat needs a theme song 

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

There's an understatement if ever I heard one. She's like a black hole, an abyss of need. 

Emotional vampire. She’s exhausting.

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ashley is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. And I’m here to watch.

I’ll bring snacks…

[JenE4]

2 more drinks and 2 more shots. And they’re on special, right?

[Empress1]

OH MY GOD STOP CRYING

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ashley is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. And I’m here to watch.

How is that any different from Ashley on a normal day?

[Eldemarge]

Boooooohooooo give me a shot!!!

[Keywestclubkid]

if this is you good GIRL I hate to see bad 

[WaltersHair]

TWO handed drinking after he says "We're moving in with mom". Gold