Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Folks,

From outside reporting, video, and police reports, Gabby was physically assaulted by Chris resulting in a broken tooth and a fracture near the eye socket. While Gabby comes off as a heinous person, no one deserves to be physically beaten by their partner.  No one.  Please tread lightly with your comments so as to not cause collateral damage to other posters. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wow! What a venue! If you look closely in the background, you’ll see a 600 lbs. patient walking down the path/yellow brick road.

[kacesq]

I think Aris would look lovely with 1/4 of the war paint.

[WaltersHair]

Bonus Dad? :::cries::::

[candall]

I can't believe this is the first PSA generated by this show.  Every single episode is a self-contained PSA.

[Empress1]

Do we think Cameron is over 5’5”?

[SemiCharmedLife]

"From when I had nothing to the nothing that I have now..."

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Two takeaways:

1.  Super funny story.

2.  I've been missing the boat on how to impress guys.  

Oh I failed miserably at impressing him.  I always had the worst ideas on how to impress boys I liked.  

[goofygirl]

Did she actually say "GANGSTA LOVE"??????  Lort. I'm gonna puke.

[Keywestclubkid]

gangsta love story ... you are a grown ass women with child stop this mess 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I think Aris would look lovely with 1/4 of the war paint.

I think Aris is beautiful. She just makes very questionable choices.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron is tiny.

[candall]

Fo shizzle?  Cam goes retro!

[Ladystardust]

All I can see now is child magician. Thank you whoever came up with that. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Cameron promises to be the vessel that she can pour her cooch juices into when she sits on his face.

[Pepper Mostly]

I like the officiant. One of the nicest weddings I ever attended was a second wedding for both partners, and the officiant called their (adult) kids up front and made some lovely remarks similar to hers. Sweet. 

Too bad its Aris and Cameron and she'll have a restraining order out within the year, after he empties her bank account and cheats on her. 

[Gobi]

For I have promises to keep, and muffins to smuggle before I sleep.

Till next time.

[goofygirl]

Fun times on Friday nights!!!  It's been lovely as usual.  Have a great weekend everybody!

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Fo shizzle?  Cam goes retro!

Well, he has been locked up for a while...😉

[Maybeitsme]

Y'all were on fire tonight 🔥 

Later gaters 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Once again, you all are the snark A-Team. I laughed my ass off tonight. Have an restful weekend and remember to trim your eyelashes so that you can actually see. Hasta la vista, bitches.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Well, he has been locked up for a while...😉

I mean, he wanted to go bowling! He didn't even KNOW about ax throwing bars. 

Good night peeps! You are all hilarious and I enjoyed our time in the rec yard together. Have a great weekend, stay safe, and don't forget to check in with your PO. I love you all. MWAH!

[Eldemarge]

Good night, all!  Happy Friday!  Go impress some hotties with your muffin tricks if you get a chance!

[SemiCharmedLife]

What an episode!  We discovered who was following M & D, how Gabby's relationship ended and celebrated the virginal love of Cam and Aris.  Who could ask for anything more?

Enjoy your week, everyone!

[candall]

Welp.  That was a good one.  Until next week, Friday folk.

[Floatingbison]

Great snark as usual!  Have a great weekend Super Frens!

[OoogleEyes]

Sweet Dreams, my friends! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

That's it for this week's edition of every possible thing you can do wrong in a relationship, whether you are romantic partners, siblings, or, heaven help them all, children of the worst parents ever. 

Until next week, pick your best place to be paroled and protect your muffins.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E08:  Ticking Time Bombs 

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Nathan & Skylar go missing; Derek comes clean to his brothers while ghosting Monique.

Original Air Date: February 3, 2023

[OoogleEyes]

Hello, my name is OoogleEyes and I am a muffin smuggler.

[Gobi]

I come here not to praise your muffin, but to smuggle it.

Edited February 4, 2023 by Gobi

[OoogleEyes]

Oh, Ashley. That wig

[PrincessPurrsALot]

[OoogleEyes]

Go make some money, Dude!

YOU make some money!

I'm rubber and you're glue...

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! I swear to God I didn't smuggle those muffins! It was my friend's jacket, I didn't know! 

[SemiCharmedLife]

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m selling franchises for sidewalk divorce lawyers, because why not? There is an up charge if you want to locate your kiosk in front of a halfway house or prison entrance/exit. I’m giving you first dibs to get in on the ground floor @Floatingbison, @kacesq, and @Gobi.

[Keywestclubkid]

thinking bout doing a wellness check on that MIA grandma 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I wonder if they take "Dad" to all the events and celebrations.

[Floatingbison]

You ain't smuggled nuthin til you've smuggled the muffin

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I wonder if they take "Dad" to all the events and celebrations.

I keep thinking of "dad" on a roller coaster, lounging by the pool, at a church service . . . .

[kacesq]

Good evening all! 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Our gangster love story". Oy.

[Gobi]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola bunkies! I swear to God I didn't smuggle those muffins! It was my friend's jacket, I didn't know! 

🎵I stole the refrigerator

But I did not smuggle the muffins🎶

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The countdown clock has started on happily ever after. 

[Maybeitsme]

This is a classy wedding, when she took them vows out of her bra y'all,  I cried 😭 

[OoogleEyes]

You know, I'm rooting for these kids

[Gobi]

What was the offensive comment?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Because I haven’t had anyone to whine to today, let me say it now: “It is fucking cold and I can’t take it.”

[Floatingbison]

what word was used that was offensive?  anyone?? Bueller?