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Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT


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2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm sorry, but I just found that story so hilarious! It pops into my head at odd times and makes me snort in a most unladylike fashion. 

@Eldemarge, if you tell us that story again, I can get you into the Witness Protection Program. 

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Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Shoot!  I forgot there was a wedding tonight.  I'm completely under dressed.

If you’ve got a whole pair of jeans and a t-shirt that’s not sliced down the center of the torso, I’d say you’re overdressed.

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Just now, candall said:

Okay, I'm sorry, but I can't help it--tell me how she snuck that curling iron into prison?

Telling you how would curl your hair.

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Just now, JenE4 said:

If you’ve got a whole pair of jeans and a t-shirt that’s not sliced down the center of the torso, I’d say you’re overdressed.

or that hideous pierced nipple t-shirt that I can't stop seeing.

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4 minutes ago, candall said:

@Pepper Mostly  Did you spontaneously generate that handsome lad??  He looks exactly like you. 

Tell him congratulations from your Friday night crew.

(looking down modestly) Well, he does have my husband's chin. 

Thank you! I will, tomorrow, he's out celebrating right now. Houseguest is there too. Its karaoke at one of his favored watering holes, and the host posted on Facebook that its my lad's B-day and the party starts at midnight! Should be a wild time, he knows absolutely everyone in town!

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Just now, Empress1 said:

Why are they getting married so fast again?

They have to do it before the sidewalk sale starts.

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1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

he can't be 30 and NOT married what would everyone think 

and a kardashian has been brought up mark your cards 

They defamed Kim! Said she’d been married for 72 hours. No. It was 72 days. So a lasting relationship.

I hate that I know that btw.

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I am the groom and I'm in the room!

I'm taking my vows just like milking cows!

Don't have no puffin but I got a muffin!

Got a new bride and a face she can ride!

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Seeking a discrete Gentleman for Carriage Rides in the Country and possible muffin smuggling.  Contact Beatrice McP. Room 23 at Worthington Arms, Shepards Bush SW London 

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I'm SURE if Ari's Dad were there, he'd be so impressed!  And Travis isn't with Ashley for the $$$ but he's already calling some other woman?  WHUT ?

Ashley's gonna crap her pants. And then cry.

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1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I am the groom and I'm in the room!

I'm taking my vows just like milking cows!

Don't have no puffin but I got a muffin!

Got a new bride and a face she can ride!

I love you. Will you muffin me?

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