Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

This is a classy wedding, when she took them vows out of her bra y'all,  I cried 😭 

Then he shakes the champagne sparkling wine asti spumate like he's spraying his seed all over the place.  

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

🎵I stole the refrigerator

But I did not smuggle the muffins🎶

I'll bet that you waited all week to release that single 

[kacesq]

Aren't there affordable parts of Florida?  I mean half of NJ regularly says they're moving to Florida...

[Empress1]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

what word was used that was offensive?  anyone?? Bueller?

I had the same question.

[Keywestclubkid]

Nathan what did you do with grandma?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Juju might have to find a maternity bat woman suit.

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Aren't there affordable parts of Florida?  I mean half of NJ regularly says they're moving to Florida...

Well, but if she sells fine jewelry, she may want to be in an affluent area.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

What was the offensive comment?

WHO CAN CHOOSE?

[kacesq]

More excellent decisions here. Hope that sneaker empire provides well.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Aren't there affordable parts of Florida?  I mean half of NJ regularly says they're moving to Florida...

NOOO its the second most expensive state to move to .. rent here is ridiculous

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Justine looks better in her scrubs than she does in almost everything she wears. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike is going to have to find an additional corner to deal his drugs sneakers.

[WaltersHair]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

what word was used that was offensive?  anyone?? Bueller?

How could anyone even TELL with this show?

[Keywestclubkid]

oh great just what a guy fresh out of jail needs a 8th kid 

[kacesq]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

NOOO its the second most expensive state to move to .. rent here is ridiculous

Oh wow, I had no idea.  So many people here in NJ retire to Florida.

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

More excellent decisions here. Hope that sneaker empire provides well.

They have what, six, seven kids between them already?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashely breaks down and starts sobbing in 3….2…..1

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Justine looks better in her scrubs than she does in almost everything she wears. 

She has a pretty face. Her wardrobe detracts from it.

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ashely breaks down and starts sobbing in 3….2…..1

Spoiler!

[WaltersHair]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh wow, I had no idea.  So many people here in NJ retire to Florida.

I saw a special recently that Florida isn't a place you can just go and retire to anymore. Too expensive and dangerous. The only city that got a thumbs up was Napes on the Gulf Side.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Travis needs to get a car that parallel parks itself.

[Keywestclubkid]

you did tho by not telling him what he was coming out to

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Declined credit card - Bingo!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Because I haven’t had anyone to whine to today, let me say it now: “It is fucking cold and I can’t take it.”

It is minus ONE here! Yikes. 

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike is going to have to find an additional corner to deal his drugs sneakers.

He might even have to (gasp) get a job.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

I actually like Travis more than Ashley. He's clearly the stable one. Good luck dealing with Ashley, dude.

[Auntie Anxiety]

We’re going to search the upholstery for a few extra coins. Be right back. All I’d find is a couple of dog biscuits.

Edited February 4, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Empress1]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

I actually like Travis more than Ashley. He's clearly the stable one. Good luck dealing with Ashley, dude.

I 100% like him better.

[Gobi]

How about not buying so many candles?

[Keywestclubkid]

you arnt cared for you are homeless and broke 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

They could just buy one candle. 

[JenE4]

Uh-oh. Looks like we all smuggled the muffins in to share. What are we going to do with all of these muffins? Don’t ask Calvin!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Ashley has nothing to offer Travis...it's just going to be added stress.  He needs to live with his mom until he's on his feet.

[OoogleEyes]

FUCK YEAH! $20! Let's get a mani

[kacesq]

I love how Ashley blames all her problems on what she's "sacrificed" for Travis.

[Pepper Mostly]

I'VE SACRIFICED EVERYTHING sobs Ashley. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Why didn't Ashley offer a piece of jewelry to Travis' mom?  I'm sure she has stock on hand.

[Keywestclubkid]

you were broke but had money for ur nails? lol priorities there I see are on point

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I'VE SACRIFICED EVERYTHING sobs Ashley. 

Even her car?

[candall]

$83 for Yankee candles hurts my heart and I'm not even bankrupt.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Travis knows that his mother would prefer the alcohol. Why waste money on candles?

[OoogleEyes]

I feel bad for Travis. I think that he underestimated the level of crazy 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Why didn't Ashley offer a piece of jewelry to Travis' mom?  I'm sure she has stock on hand.

But that would be sensible and practical. Qualities I fear Ashley lacks. 

[Maybeitsme]

I don't think a candle or three 🤔 is going to impress mom.

Oh no! The card is rejected and they are checking the car for spare change? Because impressing mom is imperative! Momma has got to be happy or nobody is going to be happy. 

Can't wait to meet momma 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Sorry, Travis, a candle (or 3)is not going to win over your mom if she has years worth of resentment built up.  

[WaltersHair]

I can't believe Yankee candles are still a thing.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

FUCK YEAH! $20! Let's get a mani

I've got 10 cents to my name, time for a mani/pedi.  Priorities!

What Ashley needs from Travis is for him to hold the 10 gallon bucket to hold her tears. 

[Empress1]

Just now, candall said:

$83 for Yankee candles hurts my heart and I'm not even bankrupt.

Right. Just buy her some flowers or something. Or ONE candle. I think they bought four. Why?

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

They could just buy one candle. 

It’s Iike it never even crossed one of their minds. Was the first thing I said to myself.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Travis knows that his mother would prefer the alcohol. Why waste money on candles?

Yes, that was funny- should've gotten a card and a 40!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Right. Just buy her some flowers or something. Or ONE candle. I think they bought four. Why?

Three - one from each of them and one from them as a couple.  FFS, it's not the wedding ritual in which the bride and groom each have a candle and light one together.