Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Someone needs to explain to Mike that people work to earn money.  They then use money to purchase goods and services as well as securing a place to live.  So unless his sneaker business is bring in big bucks, it helps if someone is keeping them afloat.  

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

let me support you with my rap career and shoe line 

They’re about to have 7 kids and no health insurance. AWESOME.

[WaltersHair]

She should have gotten a COVID tester too.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

They’re about to have 7 kids and no health insurance. AWESOME.

8 kids EIGHT 

[goofygirl]

Does Monique ever buy anything that FITS??

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

8 kids EIGHT 

Wait, is she pregnant?!

[Gobi]

"Quickly, Watson! The muffin smuggling game is afoot!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have a hard enough time typing on my phone and I don’t have six inch nails,

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Muffin smuggling" sounds vaguely risqué, or like a Victorian slang term. "He's a beastly muffin smuggler!" 

Sir Swarthington of Canterbury is an unconscionable muffin smuggler.

[Empress1]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Does Monique ever buy anything that FITS??

To be fair, she probably has a hard time finding clothes.

[coffee drinker]

Ohio is a real hotbed of folks for this show.  Zanesville, Cincy and Cleveland.  With Florida running a close 2nd.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

What... Who doesn't love having their muffin smuggled?

I have heard that our very own @Eldemargehas a cute muffin smuggling trick

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Can I just take this opportunity to say how much I am appreciating the liveliness of this chat? My 600 Pound Life was so boring this week that we Pounders struggled to stay awake for the interminable two hours. 

Also, It is my son's birthday today! He's 29! He's such a great person and I love him so much! 

Then and now: 

 

Awwww! Happy birthday, baby boy!

PS: You are gorgeous, Lady. Long live 70's hair!!

Edited January 28, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[kacesq]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Wait, is she pregnant?!

She’s taking a test. They’ve been screwing unprotected.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Wait, is she pregnant?!

I pray to the baby Jesus she isn't cause this mess don't need a baby added 

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

She’s taking a test. They’ve been screwing unprotected.

I know, but @Keywestclubkid made it sound like it was confirmed.

[kacesq]

Did they just say it’s a two carat ring and it’s only $2500? Is it brown?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

She should have gotten a COVID tester too.

Probably likelier that she has COVID than being knocked up. 

[kacesq]

Where did Derek come by his cash?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

Did they just say it’s a two carat ring and it’s only $2500? Is it brown?

CZ has become awfully expensive.

[Eldemarge]

Derek does NOT love Monique.  He hasn't leaned over for a smooch one time.  It's all in the body language!

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Where did Derek come by his cash?

He said he earned money in prison but don’t prison jobs pay, like, cents per hour?

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Where did Derek come by his cash?

Wasn't he earning money as a personal trainer in prison?

[Keywestclubkid]

she handled that fake car chase from my old CO

Just now, kacesq said:

Where did Derek come by his cash?

well ...he invested in a flip flop line 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, kacesq said:

Where did Derek come by his cash?

Didn't he say he saved $9000 doing side jobs in prison last week?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Sir Swarthington of Canterbury is an unconscionable muffin smuggler.

A fiend, a blackguard, an infernal muffin smuggler! Just ask Lady Martha. Her muffin was well and truly smuggled, its been said in the servant's hall. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Wasn't he earning money as a personal trainer in prison?

Yeah, personal trainer. That’s the ticket.

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I have heard that our very own @Eldemargehas a cute muffin smuggling trick

The party trick I will never attempt again...

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Didn't he say he saved $9000 doing side blow jobs in prison last week?

FTFY. I couldn’t resist the low hanging fruit.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Where did Derek come by his cash?

Prison.  He said he'd been saving money and had about 9K!!  How long was he in for??

[Pepper Mostly]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Skyler and Lindsey should become partners in a prison cosmetics business. Maybe a monthly subscription box of the essentials, like charcoal, Sharpies, Vaseline.

Don't forget instant coffee and Cheeto dust!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Did they just say it’s a two carat ring and it’s only $2500? Is it brown?

For awhile they tried to sell them as champagne diamonds.  A.k.a. industrial use diamonds.  😉

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

The party trick I will never attempt again...

I'm sorry, but I just found that story so hilarious! It pops into my head at odd times and makes me snort in a most unladylike fashion. 

[candall]

@Pepper Mostly  Did you spontaneously generate that handsome lad??  He looks exactly like you. 

Tell him congratulations from your Friday night crew.

[goofygirl]

Whose car is Skylar driving? Mom's?

[JenE4]

You all are killing me with the muffin smuggling literature. I can’t remember the last time I’ve laughed so hard.

Perchance, hast thou a muffin smuggled for thee?

[kacesq]

These two are toxic together. They should just end it.

[Keywestclubkid]

well we all know he loves a nice park 

[Empress1]

Nathan is talking sense.

… Well, he was.

Edited January 28, 2023 by Empress1

[Keywestclubkid]

OMG these two need to not be together 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nate seems a little too self-aware in his apology for this show.

[Keywestclubkid]

if you would just do what I tell you to do I wouldn't have to hit you will be a conversation in their future 

[Auntie Anxiety]

When people instigate me. Okay.

[Floatingbison]

Don't instigate me baby.

[Pepper Mostly]

11 minutes ago, candall said:

It's the heated steering wheel of Primetimer--you can make an accent??

Auto fill put the accent in for me. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

He needs serious therapy before he is in a relationship.

[Maybeitsme]

I don't trust it. This won't end well

[Ladystardust]

As a man, I'm still becoming a man? What does that even mean, Nathan?

[Gobi]

"Do you have anything to declare."

"No, no. Not a muffin......I mean not a thing! Forget that I mentioned muffins. Why, I would never smuggle a muffin!"

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

He needs serious therapy before he is in a relationship.

He’s REALLY intense.