Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

horrible IDEA 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Yes leave the sneaker mogul alone to work. At the kitchen table.

and of course she’s gonna take a pregnancy test. Try something new, show.

WHAT?? SHE MIGHT BE PREGGERS???? Well, that is just shocking. I am so surprised by this totally predictable development. 

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Are these actually sneakers that exist for purchase?

Oh, my sweet summer child.

[kacesq]

Mom of the year…here I bought you crap from the hotel snack section. 

[Empress1]

Lina’s like “yo, he short as fuck.”

[Keywestclubkid]

I thought he would be taller ROFL 

[kacesq]

I guess the kid is too young for axe throwing…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lina is gorgeous.

[Maybeitsme]

They just met tho

[JenE4]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Are these actually sneakers that exist for purchase?

I was kind of surprised to see his sketch and talking about prototypes. I assumed he bought sneakers and just added what looked like plastic bumpers and whatnot on them. But it looks like he actually did manage to get a manufacturer of his designs from prison! That’s pretty impressive, actually.

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Lina is gorgeous.

And mature for her age, which probably means she’s seen too much.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Ha.  I'm suddenly reminded of the expression on my mother's face when the boyfriend I brought home from my Southern Belle college was a ponytailed scruff-puppy with a rip in the ass of his jeans, no undies.

 

 

and the regional hacky sack champ, I'll bet!

 

[Gobi]

Bowling? Maybe parolees aren't allowed to go axe throwing?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lina deserves a better stepdad.

[kacesq]

Why did Aris even bother wearing jeans?

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, kacesq said:

Why did Aris even bother wearing jeans?

I'll bet she paid a fortune for them 

[Keywestclubkid]

this poor child ... they seem like a happy couple .. she is disassociated herself from them and talking about the situation like she isn't a part of it 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Mom of the year…here I bought you crap from the hotel snack section. 

Last week, didn't that one guy run out to Drury Inn and steal some breakfast muffins for his lady love?  

Must be a thing.

[Floatingbison]

Three one year olds, and they ain't triplets!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sounds like Aris is another one who makes good choices.

[Keywestclubkid]

you realized you weren't compatible?? LOL ROFL 

[Empress1]

Well, Aris sure can pick ‘em, huh?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Bowling? Maybe parolees aren't allowed to go axe throwing?

This town might not be large or sophisticated enough for such an elite establishment. 

So Aris got knocked up by some ne'er do well who was dipping the old wick far and wide. And now she has chosen this ugly, felonious troll to hang her hopes an dreams on. This woman has a seriously damaged picker. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

you realized you weren't compatible?? LOL ROFL 

After he knocked up the other two women he was banging. Aris, girl, stop.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bumpers in the gutters. Where’s the challenge?

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Bumpers in the gutters. Where’s the challenge?

I think that’s how they do it for kids.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Bumpers in the gutters. Where’s the challenge?

I know, right? I was thinking, this isn't an elementary kid's outing

[SemiCharmedLife]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Lina is gorgeous.

Baby Lina was so adorable!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Last week, didn't that one guy run out to Drury Inn and steal some breakfast muffins for his lady love?  

Must be a thing.

Now he's spending 3 to 5 in the joint due to muffin smuggling 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

This town might not be large or sophisticated enough for such an elite establishment. 

So Aris got knocked up by some ne'er do well who was dipping the old wick far and wide. And now she has chosen this ugly, felonious troll to hang her hopes an dreams on. This woman has a seriously damaged picker. 

But Cameron is a "talented" rapper!  I mean, as long as the audience is deaf and blind, he's great.

[goofygirl]

Yep, Aris sure knows how to pick those winner guys!  I'm always amazed that these women have children and still have time to chase prison dick.  Like, don't you already have enough on your plate?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Now he's spending 3 to 5 in the joint due to muffin smuggling 

"Muffin smuggling" sounds vaguely risqué, or like a Victorian slang term. "He's a beastly muffin smuggler!" 

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean is str8 hair that important in jail? 

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"Muffin smuggling" sounds vaguely risqué, or like a Victorian slang term. "He's a beastly muffin smuggler!" 

Just ask Cameron. He can tell you all about muffins 

[Floatingbison]

Mrs. Floating is bowling on Meta Quest right now. If any of you are on that, she's Foxy Loxy.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Now he's spending 3 to 5 in the joint due to muffin smuggling 

Cameron  would like to demonstrate how to work some muffins . . . .

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Muffin smuggling" sounds vaguely risqué, or like a Victorian slang term. "He's a beastly muffin smuggler!" 

Not another band name?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Skyler and Lindsey should become partners in a prison cosmetics business. Maybe a monthly subscription box of the essentials, like charcoal, Sharpies, Vaseline.

[coffee drinker]

So Lina's father aspires to the Nick Cannon mode of living.  Populating the world with multiple baby mommas at the same time.  

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I mean is str8 hair that important in jail? 

I know, right?? I barely put that much effort in on a regular day outside the clink.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Muffin smuggling" sounds vaguely risqué, or like a Victorian slang term. "He's a beastly muffin smuggler!" 

What... Who doesn't love having their muffin smuggled?

[SemiCharmedLife]

I can't believe that Ashley is gong to continue to lose it on her "soulmate."  I'd be surprised if those two last a week.

[goofygirl]

Boob sling has a JOB???? WHUT?

[Keywestclubkid]

in prison I could get away?? ummmm 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike had a grueling day talking to the “sneaker” guy for five minutes and “taking care” of kids who are teenagers.

[Pepper Mostly]

Can I just take this opportunity to say how much I am appreciating the liveliness of this chat? My 600 Pound Life was so boring this week that we Pounders struggled to stay awake for the interminable two hours. 

Also, It is my son's birthday today! He's 29! He's such a great person and I love him so much! 

Then and now: 

 

[Keywestclubkid]

let me support you with my rap career and shoe line 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Muffin smuggling" sounds vaguely risqué, or like a Victorian slang term. "He's a beastly muffin smuggler!" 

It's the heated steering wheel of Primetimer--you can make an accent??

[kacesq]

Wow he must be the most highly paid sneaker mogul ever!

ah back to Monique and her lashes…

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Not another band name?

Oh my god, that's a great idea! The Muffin Smugglers, featuring Pepper Mostly. I like it.

[Keywestclubkid]

you better not quit your job dummy