Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Houseguest baked brownies and chocolate chip cookies. I went down during the break and cut myself an indecently huge brownie. What have I become??

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Why is Aris in love with this little munchkin.

Dragging a kid into this mess is unforgivable.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Houseguest baked brownies and chocolate chip cookies. I went down during the break and cut myself an indecently huge brownie. What have I become??

Live your Life!!! <3  

[Empress1]

I’m about through with this damn car chase.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Houseguest baked brownies and chocolate chip cookies. I went down during the break and cut myself an indecently huge brownie. What have I become??

I like how you roll. I’d have a tall glass of milk along with it, but that just me.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm assuming she wanted to be on tv.  There can't be any other logical reason.

Well, she must be a hell of an actress. Gotta hand it to her, she's convincing.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Houseguest baked brownies and chocolate chip cookies. I went down during the break and cut myself an indecently huge brownie. What have I become??

Someone we all are insanely jealous of right now.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm assuming she wanted to be on tv.  There can't be any other logical reason.

She really seems enamored with him. I do not get it. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I like how you roll. I’d have a tall glass of milk along with it, but that just me.

And now I have to brush my teeth again. #oldladyproblems

[Auntie Anxiety]

What? Derek has a secret?

[candall]

Well, at least she didn't pair the pierced nipple t-shirt with those ridiculously ripped up jeans.  Cuz that would have been sketch.

And Cam, standing there in a whole store full of muted grey and navy suits in his bright raspberry velveteen jacket--is there a beret that comes with?

[goofygirl]

The security guard is in the car now with Monique??  How's that gonna help?  He needs to be driving not in the passenger seat!

Gabby did something that could put her ass in jail for FIVE years??? Whut the what??

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Someone we all are insanely jealous of right now.

I love you beyond all reason.

[candall]

Montel Figgins, Esq.

[OoogleEyes]

You BASTARDS! Another secret?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

Well, at least she didn't pair the pierced nipple t-shirt with those ridiculously ripped up jeans.  Cuz that would have been sketch.

And Cam, standing there in a whole store full of muted grey and navy suits in his bright raspberry velveteen jacket--is there a beret that comes with?

It comes with a top hat, cane, and a cape.

"I just had some legal things I wanted to talk about"

"Well, you're in luck, young lady, I'm a LAWYER!"

[Keywestclubkid]

wait I thought her lawyer told her not to talk about it on camera ... why is she seeing this guy? 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, candall said:

Well, at least she didn't pair the pierced nipple t-shirt with those ridiculously ripped up jeans.  Cuz that would have been sketch.

And Cam, standing there in a whole store full of muted grey and navy suits in his bright raspberry velveteen jacket--is there a beret that comes with?

Ooooh I had a beret moment last weekend and I do NOT regret it.  😅 

[JenE4]

Oh, no. Derek licked his lips. That can only mean that the person in the car is another girlfriend who thought they’d be together when he got out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

It comes with a top hat, cane, and a cape.

Reminds me of the guy on Seeking Sister Wife.

[Empress1]

Jesus, Gabby. 

[Gobi]

"I can't go into details, but deaths were involved."

[Keywestclubkid]

terroristic threats?? 

[Maybeitsme]

No Gabby YOU are ridiculous 

[Pepper Mostly]

So, her cousin was really drunk and stone cold sober Gabby assaulted the bouncer? Sweet tap dancing Jesus. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Because you spent all his money Gabby ... 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Houseguest baked brownies and chocolate chip cookies. I went down during the break and cut myself an indecently huge brownie. What have I become??

That's like 3 to 5 in the pen. Was it worth it, Bunkie? Do you feel lucky, Bunkie?

[Gobi]

"He has no money. Mainly because I spent all of it."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

In both instances we can see that Gabby was her usual calm, measured, reasonable self. 

[Empress1]

I’m not a lawyer but it seems like pleading out would make sense.

”I’m paying for the lawyer with my money.” Who else would pay for it?

[Pepper Mostly]

She's not worried about going to jail, but she's worried that he'll be dipping the old wick while she's up the river. I CANNOT with this ridiculous chica.

[Keywestclubkid]

looking it up 

A person commits terroristic threats if he or she threatens to commit any crime of violence

[Auntie Anxiety]

This attorney has a satellite office in the back seat of his SUV. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

looking it up 

A person commits terroristic threats if he or she threatens to commit any crime of violence

She probably said “I’m gonna kill you” or something. My guess is that the cousin popped off, drunk, and was messing with the security guard, Gabby, also drunk, intervened, but you know she has neither chill nor sense, so she made things worse. Sounds like she hit the cop who arrested her.

Edited January 21, 2023 by Empress1

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

This attorney has a satellite office in the back seat of his SUV. 

the Kia lawyer.... IFKYK lol 

Edited January 21, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I’m not a lawyer but it seems like pleading out would make sense.

”I’m paying for the lawyer with my money.” Who else would pay for it?

Mommy.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I missed the Nathan reveal.  I take it he wasn't OD'd on the bed when she opened the door.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Mommy.

Well, her mom told her where to go and how to get there, so I doubt she’s paying for anything.

Edited January 21, 2023 by Empress1

[Auntie Anxiety]

I read that David Crosby was an asshole, but i did love some of his music. RIP.

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I missed the Nathan reveal.  I take it he wasn't OD'd on the bed when she opened the door.

Taking a damn nap. She needs to chill.

[Floatingbison]

8 minutes ago, candall said:

Well, at least she didn't pair the pierced nipple t-shirt with those ridiculously ripped up jeans.  Cuz that would have been sketch.

And Cam, standing there in a whole store full of muted grey and navy suits in his bright raspberry velveteen jacket--is there a beret that comes with?

I heard they throw in a free bottle of strawberry Thunderbird fortified wine with every jacket.

[Gobi]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I missed the Nathan reveal.  I take it he wasn't OD'd on the bed when she opened the door.

He was napping. The horror!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I missed the Nathan reveal.  I take it he wasn't OD'd on the bed when she opened the door.

He took a nap.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I read that David Crosby was an asshole, but i did love some of his music. RIP.

Like many musicians, he was pretty difficult in person.

David Crosby was one of just a few people who was at Monterrey Pop, Woodstock, and Altamont. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique ain’t gonna let Derek out of her sight. She needs to put an air tag on him.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Did he say he needs to get out of her presence or her prison?  Both work. 

[goofygirl]

Derek dude; you will never have a moment to yourself EVER AGAIN if you stay with Monique!!

But also, Derek KNEW who the car chaser is!! Hilarious!!

[Elizzikra]

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She needs to put an air tag on him.

I tried them on my dogs. Can't get them to work. And honestly, I think my dogs probably stray less than Derek.

[SemiCharmedLife]

"Monique is smothering me."  It is taking everything I have not to say anything.

I'm not saying anything.

Nothing.

At all.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Like many musicians, he was pretty difficult in person.

David Crosby was one of just a few people who was at Monterrey Pop, Woodstock, and Altamont. 

I read his first memoir, and other books about that time and place in music. He was an asshole while he was drugging, but seems to have found a place of peace and healing in his later years. His genius for songwriting and harmony, and his gorgeous voice, will never be forgotten.