Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I'll have a number three and a Coke, I just got out of prison"

Always gotta tell EVERYONE  they come across 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Empress1 said:

And probably frying, not boiling.

they were floating in some liquid, LOL

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

And probably frying, not boiling.

First you boil them, then you fry them. 

[OoogleEyes]

Harry is a real gem!

[Empress1]

Oh, Harry’s going back to jail.

[Floatingbison]

Taylor's taking a real Chance with this guy!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Harry (or should I say, Poppy Daddy) is ready to explode. Yolanda drives up to spy on him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Pro tip, TayLER. Chance is going to be short tempered and defensive. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

If none of these people pick up their felons in a pickle suit, I'm going to be very disappointed.

[Pepper Mostly]

"They better send him out at exactly 9:30!"

Really TayLER? Or what? 

These women, Jesus. 

[candall]

Wow, Indie dumped her baby on the woman who's giving her a place to stay, and then didn't roll in with Harry until 3 a.m???

Boof.

[Floatingbison]

He's reserved a boudoir in the best cornfield in the state.

[Auntie Anxiety]

TayLer’s uptalk is annoying as hell.

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

If none of these people pick up their felons in a pickle suit, I'm going to be very disappointed.

That was the best

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Christ, TayLER wants to speak to the manager.

[Gobi]

"I can't wait to not have to wait anymore. It's like a great wait will be lifted from my shoulders. Although, good things come to those who wait, so I'm torn."

[Empress1]

Taylor’s hair is killing me. I want to trim her scraggly ends and dye it its natural color.

[goofygirl]

TayLER is just looking for someone to be a "dad" to her daughters.  Apparently, there are NO AVAILABLE MEN on the outside, say with a JOB????

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for fucks sake Caveman hasn't even bothered to break up with Crazy Pie Girlfriend. Oof.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

TayLER is just looking for someone to be a "dad" to her daughters.  Apparently, there are NO AVAILABLE MEN on the outside, say with a JOB????

You have awfully high standards.

[Floatingbison]

Mama June, is that junk still on TV?   Mrs. Floatingbison likes that show...I think it causes brain damage.

[JenE4]

Chance…this is the one that’s Brad Pitt’s third cousin twice removed who robbed a supermarket bank kiosk using the deadly weapon of his charm, right?

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Taylor’s hair is killing me. I want to trim her scraggly ends and dye it its natural color.

But it goes with the scraggly teeth!

[bref]

TayLER has some scary choppers.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"They better send him out at exactly 9:30!"

Really TayLER? Or what? 

These women, Jesus. 

She is going to speak to the manager!

[candall]

"It's no fun sitting here with no panties on." 

Now there's some quintessential LAL.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The betting windows are still open. How long before Chance and TayLER’s twin have a fistfight?

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Wow, Indie dumped her baby on the woman who's giving her a place to stay, and then didn't roll in with Harry until 3 a.m???

Boof.

She should be kissing their asses. So should Harry, really. He needs people more than he thinks.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

"It's no fun sitting here with no panties on." 

Now there's some quintessential LAL.

Did Pickle Girl have panties on under her pickle suit? 

And does No Panties girl have a log of baloney in her car? 

Does anyone have a lukewarm steak in a takeout container? 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

"It's no fun sitting here with no panties on." 

Now there's some quintessential LAL.

I guess the candy store was sold out.

Edited March 12, 2022 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

The betting windows are still open. How long before Chance and TayLER’s twin have a fistfight?

OR have sex on the kitchen table?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

This guy is 49 going on 60. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raydean? Trashy side? No fucking way! How insulting.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Let's start over in the Convicted Felons section"

[goofygirl]

Grandpa buying bras, panties and PJ's for a YOUNG woman is making me LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!

WHUT????? $733.94 at the lingerie store???  Sweet baby Jeebus!

Edited March 12, 2022 by goofygirl

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Did Pickle Girl have panties on under her pickle suit? 

And does No Panties girl have a log of baloney in her car? 

Does anyone have a lukewarm steak in a takeout container? 

Almost forgot about trunk baloney 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Glow in the dark lingerie?  "I'll take it!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OR have sex on the kitchen table?

Or both. I think we made this joke last week!

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Raydean? Trashy side? No fucking way! How insulting.

I DIED. I love when the friends and family drag the love interests.

THIS SCENE IS TOO LONG

[Doublemint]

Ramona is going to be an "adjustment" for Raydean.    Hope springs eternal....

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Does anyone want to explain to him  that maybe he could get her some regular underwear and bras instead of really fancy items?  This place is a bit much for time n the halfway house.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raydean can’t wait to get out of jail and mark her territory. Because Easy Rider is such a prize package.

[OoogleEyes]

Wait, do these two live together?

[WaltersHair]

"Figuring our ins and outs."

You can't make this ish up!

[Floatingbison]

Those are quite the welcome to society shoes.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Almost forgot about trunk baloney 

Suddenly this thread sounds like a porno.  Hey-yo!

[candall]

If you're ever picking me up on my release from prison, just bring the damn lukewarm steak.  Don't bother with the $800 crotchless glow-in-the-dark gear.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Or both. I think we made this joke last week!

We're just like the crackerjack writing team at Sharp productions! Same jokes, week after week. 

"I'd like to use credit please", says Biker Gramps in a strangled voice. "Hope I don't go over my limit".

[Auntie Anxiety]

This one reminds me of Brittney on 90 Day Fiance, the girl with the braces. Sounds just the same.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Unless her honey went to prison for bank robbery and buried the loot, she will NOT be getting that ring!