Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

This shit cray. Trashy and cray. Perfect trash-talking fodder!

[Pepper Mostly]

Well bunkies, thanks for another great night! Just make sure you have my $40,000 diamond ring for me next week, before we hit the cornfield. 

Have a great week, friends!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, now I have to memorize a new roster but I think I’ll manage. We broke the Snark-o-Meter tonight, so we can all be proud of that. Have a super duper weekend. Stay strong, be safe and live your best life.

[goofygirl]

Great snark tonight frens!!  Hope all of you can get a $40K engagement out of your prison bae!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

My psychic told me I will see you all online next week.  We will watch people disappointed by sex they waited a long time for. A very long time.

[OoogleEyes]

This guy is disgusting. I hope that he gets played seven ways to Sunday. 

Goooood Friday evening, Bunkies! I have ramen and pruno ready for my favorite train wreck with my favorite Snarkers.

[Floatingbison]

Sorry I missed last week, bunkies. 

Does everyone have their $42,000 engagement rings?  Okay then, we're ready to go!

Antwon...the original two pump chump!

[Nuccganggang]

i feel like absolute garbage, but i’ll be watching along with y’all til i pass out. i cheated and watched some of the episode on youtube already 🥺 all i really got out of it is that indie looks like jigsaw without 16 layers of makeup on

[Gobi]

Welcome to the show that gives new meaning to the phrase "meet me halfway".

[Pepper Mostly]

Hello my bunkies! Can't wait to see you at the jailhouse gate and drive at breakneck speed to the halfway house!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve got my industrial strength, extra long false eyelashes on and I’m raring to go.

[OoogleEyes]

What does that say about you, Kevin, that you attract the crazy people 

[candall]

Oh dear, I'm not going to catch up before the new episode.  I'm just at the place where "the only thing" Martell asked of whatever-her-name-is that she not have sex with anyone else. . .for thirteen years.

Seems reasonable.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Whoever it was that said that Kevin(?) looked like he belonged in a prehistoric diorama at the natural history museum, that’s all I see when he’s onscreen. LOL

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Whoever it was that said that Kevin(?) looked like he belonged in a prehistoric diorama at the natural history museum, that’s all I see when he’s onscreen. LOL

(raises hand) that was me! And same! I just see him draped in skins and brandishing a club. 

Edited March 12, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Maybeitsme]

Whoo thank heavens I made it on time

Can't wait for my folks to pull me thru tonight 

[WaltersHair]

As someone who lives in the Chicago area, can I just say I'D DIE TO HAVE JUSSIE SMOLLETT on this show. One hundred twenty days in Cook County jail totally counts as hard time.

[OoogleEyes]

Did she say sexual hearing,

Edited March 12, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

Harry can barely lift her. So romantic!

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

As someone who lives in the Chicago area, can I just say I'D DIE TO HAVE JUSSIE SMOLLETT on this show. One hundred twenty days in Cook County jail totally counts as hard time.

Yeassss put him on! He can overact with the best of them cons

[candall]

Remember when Scammer "Cleavage" Lizzie ran and jumped on __________ and they fell over and she'd broken his dental bridge so he didn't have his front teeth for most of the show?

Good times.

[Gobi]

"I don't think Harry will cheat on me now that he's out of prison."

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m looking forward to seeing Helderly’s Angels.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, candall said:

Remember when Scammer "Cleavage" Lizzie ran and jumped on __________ and they fell over and she'd broken his dental bridge so he didn't have his front teeth for most of the show?

Good times.

That was before my time, but that sounds hilarious.

[WaltersHair]

I miss the Pickle Lady

[Doublemint]

Got my ankle bracelet on and ready!  

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Remember when Scammer "Cleavage" Lizzie ran and jumped on __________ and they fell over and she'd broken his dental bridge so he didn't have his front teeth for most of the show?

Good times.

Classic LAL! 😂

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

That was before my time, but that sounds hilarious.

This show always delivers.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Yeassss put him on! He can overact with the best of them cons

I'm NOT suicidal!  And I'm innocent!

[candall]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m looking forward to seeing Helderly’s Angels.

Brick and Demon and Gil?  Love those boys.

[Auntie Anxiety]

A chicken sandwich and fries sounds good to me too. Much better than Indie.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Chicken sandwich with fries???!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Indie can't wait to drag Harry off to the bedroom and jump his bones while his mama is making the tostones. So classy.

[Empress1]

Hi people! 

“chicken sandwich with fries” is the new “steak instead of blowjob.”

[WaltersHair]

She's boiling bananas?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Eat that fast food up before you get home to that special meal....

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'll have a number three and a Coke, I just got out of prison"

[goofygirl]

Yeah Harry: Get yourself a chicken sandwich and fries!!  Indie prolly is mad about it!

They showed up at 3 AM???????  Seriously???

Indie girl; you in T-R-O-U-B-L-E!!!!  I can see Harry already has that attitude!  He's going back in 3...2...1

Edited March 12, 2022 by goofygirl

[Empress1]

… Um. Harry seems kind of scary? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

She's boiling bananas?

Plantains.

[Gobi]

🎵People, people who hurt people, are the hurtingest people in the world!🎶

[JenE4]

You got tomatoes on that mother fucker?! Harry is living his best life right now. Cheeseburgers for the whole mother fucking halfway house!

[Empress1]

Put that baby to bed! It’s 2:30 AM!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Indie, I'm feeling bad for his family, too.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Who could have foreseen that Harry would want to drive around when he got a chance to?

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Wow, he's already disrepecting the people who are housing him and his instant family. What a prince.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, he's picking a fight with his mother before he even gets HOME. The whole family is cooking and waiting for him! and Indie left her child in their care! Rude!

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Plantains.

And probably frying, not boiling.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, he's certainly overreacting to not wanting mofungo.

Edited March 12, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[JenE4]

Well, jeez, nobody told you to keep your baby up until 3:00 am to meet Uncle Harry.