Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

these idiots on these shows talking about Illegal shit they are gonna do .. what the hell Im gonna scam the scammer that's still theft you weirdo 

Edited October 22, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Empress1]

There’s a new LAL season after this! An embarrassment of riches.

[Pepper Mostly]

You seeing this bunkies? NEW PEOPLE! No more Brit and Marse! No more Puppy! No more Destinee! I am floating on gossamer wings! Its June in January! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Did they really have to show a corpse?

"Hey, I saw your grandma on TV!"
"Um, she died."
"Oh yeah, I mean I saw your dead grandma on TV.  She was looking good. Didn't flub any lines."

[kacesq]

And a new season of Love After Lockup in December! The gods are smiling upon us…

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Did they really have to show a corpse?

It's Matt Sharp. What do you think 

[Floatingbison]

does that count as your 15 minutes of fame if it comes after you're dead?

[candall]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My vision board: Get out of bed and hope I make it through the day without seeing anyone I have to talk to.

Sorry I'm late.

I didn't want to come.

.

--my new sweatshirt from Amazon

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

This has been mine since 2020

2020 made me a recluse. I’m not sure it’s that healthy for me, but I sure as hell enjoy not having to deal with other humans.

[kacesq]

This chick was never an actual cheerleader…

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I guess I could request that mortuary when I die, so I can finally be on tv and be famous...

I don't want crazy Tai doing my makeup while arguing on the phone with Boston. Bad makeup at my funeral would be distracting.

[JenE4]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Hottie... Boston ... are we in wish version of Flavor of love rip off 

Tai is out New Yorking New York!

[Empress1]

I just said “Oh my God” out loud, alone, at the sight of this grown-ass woman in a cheer outfit.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Cheer girl Melissa is another character that never made it past middle school, emotionally.

[goofygirl]

Oh Melissa....  Been boy crazy since 2nd grade???  Lort girl, you are a mess.  Here we go....  Strip phone call. This is her crush from HIGH SCHOOL????  How old is she??

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Proposal by surrogate. Is that something I can make a few extra bucks doing, hiring myself out for dramatic happily-ever-after proposals?

Sounds like you could have a sweet side hustle in the offing, Auntie! 

Of course, you'd probably have to deal with other humans from time to time. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

"I haven't made the best choices until even now."  FIFY, Melissa.

[Keywestclubkid]

louie from lakeland .. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa, you’re a 39yo woman who really needs to stop acting like a junior in high school. 

[kacesq]

Congrats! You now have the popular boy…whose in jail, addicted and violent. You win!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Tai is out New Yorking New York!

New York is her hero, mentor and role model. 

Why is this chica still talking about high school? Who fucking cares? 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

You seeing this bunkies? NEW PEOPLE! No more Brit and Marse! No more Puppy! No more Destinee! I am floating on gossamer wings! Its June in January! 

Ah, Santa has brought an early Christmas present!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

World's stupidest criminals: He robbed a liquor store with a butchers knife.  So the clerk leaned back and he couldn't reach them. 

Another idiot who is chasing the hot guy from high school.  No one else wants him now that he's a con.  

[Keywestclubkid]

haha bitches? he is IN jail he isn't the prize you think he is ... this isn't HS 

[SemiCharmedLife]

It's so important to impress your former classmates at your high school reunion.  That's when you bring out the big guns- like your prison hunny.  😉

[Auntie Anxiety]

Whoever invented cold shoulder tops needs to be shot.

[Nuccganggang]

her friends are thinking “this bitch is a pathetic loser”

[Empress1]

Her friends’ faces are hilarious. If “girl, what?” were a face.

[candall]

This is an SNL skit, right?

[Maybeitsme]

Lol Louie Louie from Lakeland!!

[OoogleEyes]

Trying to relive those glory days of high-school 

[Pepper Mostly]

She's been waiting her whole life for a chance with a convicted felon. Sigh. 

1 minute ago, Nuccganggang said:

her friends are thinking “this bitch is a pathetic loser”

Aren't we all? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

There’s another woman in the world who has the Cruella dye job? And this one is deaf? We wont be able to type if we have to read subtitles!!

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

louie from lakeland .. 

First time caller, long time listener 

[Gobi]

"I feel like I've been waiting my whole life for this. I mean, how often do you have a chance for romance with an inmate? Carpe captivus and all that, right?"

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's been waiting her whole life for a chance with a convicted felon. Sigh. 

Goals!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Oh Melissa....  Been boy crazy since 2nd grade???  Lort girl, you are a mess.  Here we go....  Strip phone call. This is her crush from HIGH SCHOOL????  How old is she??

Her crush that didn't care about her at all in HS.  Probably had no idea who she was.  He went on a fishing expedition and she's the one that took the line. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Honestly, how sad. She's been waiting her whole life to be with the popular guy from school. Like she never got over HS.

[Pepper Mostly]

What the fuck, bowling? Isn't there an ax throwing bar in this burg? 

[Gobi]

Bowling? Not axe throwing?

[kacesq]

Her youngest? How many does she have?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Ooh, Sharp getting fancy with the muted sound. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Honestly, how sad. She's been waiting her whole life to be with the popular guy from school. Like she never got over HS.

Holy Cow!  I just had an epiphany.  Maybe my high school crush is in prison and I might have a chance with him!  I'll be distracted for the rest of the show now.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, I bet Mikey makes lovely toilet paper roses for everyone for Christmas. 

[JenE4]

How is this woman planning on showing off her incarcerated beau at the high school reunion—carrying around his mug shot? 

[WaltersHair]

Another diamond chest. I thought we were THROUGH with this.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mikey is a real winner, I can tell already.

[Empress1]

Doesn’t the teardrop mean he’s killed someone?

[kacesq]

Aww…they’re in love and haven’t even met…

[Floatingbison]

Green light this bitch!  Let's go!