Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Stay strong, Haley! 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

The finale?   But I just learned their names.

 

The show did a pretty good job--better than I expected--keeping the stories rolling even though half the cast was inaccessible.  I hope they fill some of that sneaky overflow time with updates on Honey Badger Tai and truculent Gabby.  Best of luck, Haley and Chrissy Snow-tiba.

I don't care about Max.

I agree, I did not have many expectations for this show and they were surpassed!  Viva delusion, scamming, cat fights, and much, much more!

[heatherchandler]

On 2/23/2022 at 10:04 AM, PrincessPurrsALot said:

discussion with Boston about Lukewarm?

Lukewarm!  🤣

[kacesq]

I’m ridiculously excited for the finale lol. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, that conversating went well.

[Floatingbison]

Fighting in the streets!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Pepper Mostly!  Where were you last week?  Was it a paperwork problem?

Yeah, so could you put some more money on my books because I've been delayed. 

I had friends to stay last weekend, and it turned out one of them had never seen The Birdcage. So we had to remedy that and I missed chat! I was sad. 

Edited February 26, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Keywestclubkid]

What’s together for you? LOL 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Tai is 37 going on 13. Seriously, who fights over a guy in prison twice?

[kacesq]

Awww...Hottie’s actual girlfriend has ruined Tai’s dream! Much like Jon Bon Jovi’s wife ruined mine...

[Auntie Anxiety]

We need Not-So-Hottie to declare himself. Tai or Mighty Mighty Boston.

[Pepper Mostly]

He promised you a happy life? Yes, visiting him in prison every Sunday and emptying your bank account. Sigh. Bliss. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Tia making a cameo appearance? What then holy hell fuckery is this?

[kacesq]

Damn...her friend looks like that one that married last season’s prize ex con..what was her name? They had to get married because she had health problems?

Tia! Clearly Auntie and I are on the same wavelength...

Edited February 26, 2022 by kacesq

[JenE4]

How dare you lay a finger on the limited edition Hottie Free Duffel hoodie! You are well aware of how rare and valuable they are!

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Tia making a cameo appearance? What then holy hell fuckery is this?

I thought the same thing 

[WaltersHair]

Friend in the wings!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gee, I didn’t see THAT coming. Because it’s never happened on this show before. Zzzzz

[Gobi]

Will Hottie choose "My Tai" or "Boston Beans" from the love menu?

[Pepper Mostly]

If Haley takes that grifty sleaze Dalton back my screams will be heard from here to eternity.

[goofygirl]

Oh Lort.  Haley has Emily chasing her ass.  Poor kid.

[kacesq]

Where is this ersatz Venice?

[Ladystardust]

Why is the gondola driver wearing a Mary Poppins hat?

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Well, that conversating went well.

I LOVE that producer woman tasked with jumping between Tai and Boston.  I hope she gets a bonus.

[JenE4]

Where the hell did this gondola come from?!? Where are they? This isn’t exactly Venice.

[Keywestclubkid]

Why do I feel like we just did this storyline? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Tia making a cameo appearance? What then holy hell fuckery is this?

No, despite the similar haircut, Emily is awake!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Why do I feel like we just did this storyline? 

They love a tried and true storyline at Sharp. Even if they're threadbare. 

[goofygirl]

Ok, maybe Haley LIKES Emily.  Who knows??  I think they're at Las Colinas in Dallas.

[kacesq]

Oh sheesh. So Haley is a famewhore too. She has storylines lined up...

[Pepper Mostly]

The gondolier is getting a woody.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

How dare you lay a finger on the limited edition Hottie Free Duffel hoodie! You are well aware of how rare and valuable they are!

😂. You win the internet!!!  

[OoogleEyes]

Will this gondolier have some stories to tellllll....

Edited February 26, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Where is this ersatz Venice?

I think it's San Antonio. It's been 20 years since I've been there, but they have love canals

[Gobi]

Will it be Love After Liplock for Haley? 

[Floatingbison]

The Venice Boatman wishes he was dead right now.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Haley is so mercurial with her devotion. Two minutes ago she was in love with Dolton and now she’s macking on Tia 2.0?

[Floatingbison]

Love Canal baby! Its Love Canal!

Love Canal baby, Love Canal.

Tin boat, rusted!

[candall]

I thought:  What are they all talking about?

Then:  OH!  There she is.  Hi Tia.  How's the liver?

[Doublemint]

Hey peeps.  I've been watching for a few week, and am ready for that blue collar gondola ride on the fake lake.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

I want to know how much money Indie has wasted on that psychic in the past year. She's probably making more money than some of the cons on this show.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

The Venice Boatman wishes he was dead right now.

Or he's texting his buds going "Dude, you won't BELIEVE this, two chicks getting down in my gondola!"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

No, despite the similar haircut, Emily is awake!

Emily is also more attractive, can speak without sounding like a whole fool, and doesn't have godawful face tattoos.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

I want to know how much money Indie has wasted on that psychic in the past year. She's probably making more money than some of the cons on this show.

I bet Indie is also sending money to a prince in Nigeria and forwards those chain emails. She has "mark" written all over her. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Love Canal baby! Its Love Canal!

Love Canal baby, Love Canal.

Tin boat, rusted!

So funny!  Plus now I'm grooving to the song in my head!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I wonder what “moving on” means to Sativa.

[WaltersHair]

Well, Google says a whole bunch of places in Texas have gondola rides. Who knew?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Talsey needs a cash infusion so he called the nearest ATM.

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, she's waiting for some rich guy to see her from his boat and fall in love with her? Are there no limits to her idiocy?

[Gobi]

"Hi, It's Talsey. Could you send me some money for closure?"