90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Shelbie]

Can’t stand Mohammed and Yve is a twit.

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

And to import his mother.   I wonder if he's researched how long it will be before he can import his mother?  

5 to 26 months according to the Google. 

[greekmom]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

No.  Bile remains the worse.  But, this season, they're all so awful that it's a tight competition.  Mohammed is the worst of the foreign fiances.

Yve is no prize either.

I think Easter Sunday movie is going to tank.

[tvrox]

39 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

What makes you think he is not a potato. Prove me wrong.

Potatoes are tastier. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

No @Floatingbison, @Trackdawg or @Angry Moldovan tonight. Is it us?

[sandyskyblue]

Mo is a dick.....and not the kind of dick that Yve wanted!

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

No @Floatingbison, @Trackdawg or @Angry Moldovan tonight. Is it us?

Did they all go out to dinner without us?

[Eldemarge]

I'm here!  But late.  I was watching Hulu with my son.  

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

No @Floatingbison, @Trackdawg or @Angry Moldovan tonight. Is it us?

I miss @Angry Moldovan so much. I wish she would come back!

[greekmom]

I am super shocked that 90 days hasn't capitalized on the show and done a convention.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

No @Floatingbison, @Trackdawg or @Angry Moldovan tonight. Is it us?

It's the show!!  plus something called "family commitments".

[OoogleEyes]

10 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Mohammed: If you didn't want to take care of me, you shouldn't have [brought] me here.  

Also, Mohammed: I need my green card stat so that I can start to work (code for "bring my mommy here).

Mo-Mom: Maybe I should change my phone number. I took care of his needy ass forever and I'm really  ready to relax for a change"

Edited July 11, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm here!  But late.  I was watching Hulu with my son.  

It's almost as if you like your son more than us.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, greekmom said:

I am super shocked that 90 days hasn't capitalized on the show and done a convention.

If you all showed up I would attend!

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

No @Floatingbison, @Trackdawg or @Angry Moldovan tonight. Is it us?

Maybe they have trust issues. We have to work on our communication, obviously. 

[Frozendiva]

What do you do all day, Thais?

[charmed1]

Just now, greekmom said:

I am super shocked that 90 days hasn't capitalized on the show and done a convention.

Ha! 90 Day Con sounds scary. Imagine the David and Coltee costumes.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I am super shocked that 90 days hasn't capitalized on the show and done a convention.

I cannot even imagine going. Would they have work shops on how to meet a foreigner, have an on line relationship, the best way to send gobs of money to someone with no real interest in you, how to make your parents basement a home for the two of you, the best birth control not to use...so many subjects!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Thais, Rule #1 is that you shouldn’t marry someone hoping they will change or that you will be able to change them. That rarely works.

[Zombness]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

If you all showed up I would attend!

We should all be on pillow talk, we would do a much better job.

[Eldemarge]

I'm pretty sure they can find Spanish-speaking people to talk to in Dallas so she can help plan this wedding.  "You don't speak English!"  That was a silly thing to say.

Edit:  Oh it's Portuguese, isn't it... nm

Edited July 11, 2022 by Eldemarge

[magemaud]

I can’t read the subtitles because I’m so distracted by that cute puppy 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

What do you do all day, Thais?

Somebody has to sit around a look sullen.

[Doublemint]

Speaking of missing snarkers whatever happened to @mamadrama?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

What do you do all day, Thais?

I don’t like him but it looks like all she does is sit there and complain. She never cooks or cleans.

[Gobi]

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate."

[Pepper Mostly]

Thais: I'd like to be involved in planning my own wedding. 

Patrick: FINE DO YOU WANT TO DO EVERYTHING GO AHEAD AND DO EVERYTHING THEN. AND I SUPPOSE YOU WANT ME TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING LIKE I DO ALREADY. YOU DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH UNLESS PRODUCTION NEEDS YOU TO FOR EXPOSITION

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Speaking of missing snarkers whatever happened to @mamadrama?

Whatever happened to @Armchair Critic?

[Frozendiva]

They can't find a translator to help Thais do things?

[Zombness]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I'm pretty sure they can find Spanish-speaking people to talk to in Dallas so she can help plan this wedding.  "You don't speak English!"  That was a silly thing to say.

But she doesn't speak Spanish........she speaks Portuguese.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

We should all be on pillow talk, we would do a much better job.

I am rooting for John from Bawston and that cute little puppy to be the next Pillow Talk duo.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Ha! 90 Day Con sounds scary. Imagine the David and Coltee costumes.

I think it would be interesting.  People can do Pillow talk short videos, How to fake it on the show, we can play 90 day bingo.  

I would probably get kicked out as I would punch a few of the "guests"

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Speaking of missing snarkers whatever happened to @mamadrama?

I haven't seen her around for AGES. I hope everything is OK. 

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

They can't find a translator to help Thais do things?

She does speak English, and, this week, she has friends.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Zombness said:

But she doesn't speak Spanish........she speaks Portuguese.

Yes, sorry, I JUST remembered that.  That would be a different situation.

[Zombness]

Now back to high school........I mean the drugstore with the pregnancy test.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just fucking tell him that your father hates him and move on to the next pbhase of your wonderful relationship.

[goofygirl]

Oh boy,  the dumbass is pregnant again.  Her Dad is going to CRAP HIS PANTS!!!!

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I don’t like him but it looks like all she does is sit there and complain. She never cooks or cleans.

Or shuts up. Except when she's eavesdropping.

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm pretty sure they can find Spanish-speaking people to talk to in Dallas so she can help plan this wedding.  "You don't speak English!"  That was a silly thing to say.

She speaks Portuguese.

[Baltimore Betty]

Meanwhile Emily and Kobe have been in that bathroom for an hour and a half.

[greekmom]

hahahahahha

[sainte-chapelle]

Wow you are both dumb as dirt

[Straycat80]

What does Thighs do all day? Who knows. She could be learning more English. She’s got a good start and seems to understand what Patrick is saying. 
Of course these two are pregnant, ugh. 

[Frozendiva]

Ems, how stupid of both of you.

[tvrox]

Ironic this pregnancy test scene is taking place with mom and dad decorations hanging on the wall behind Emily. 

[greekmom]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Wow you are both dumb as dirt

Amen.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, guess we don't need to buy those condoms, right?

[Suzywriter]

Didn't the last surprise baby teach them anything? 

[sainte-chapelle]

You will never be showing you big bull