90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[SunnyBeBe]

When you’re that desperate to get married, just pick someone up at the airport or hotel.  I guess the money from TLC helps when you go that route.  It’s just insulting to my intelligence……and yes!  I do have a little of that left as a TLC viewer!  

[Gobi]

"Welcome to my vagina." How I yearn for the innocent days of Princess Toast. Maybe they could merge? "Welcome to my vagina, I don't know what's in there. "

Oh, and now the women pooping commercial. But do they skoddilypoop?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I don't want to marry you. Want a watermelon?

What is wrong with this boy?

So much, I don’t know where to start

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

What is wrong with this boy?

You mean other than everything?

[endure]

6 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

"Welcome to my vagina."

It's like my 34th date with Mrs. Floatingbison all over again!

Yikes, hope you didn't have to start counting down from there! LOL 😂

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Alina's biggest worry about SteVen is if he's cheating on her? Still, after visiting a lawyer via  hitch-hiking? 

I would be wondering what my prospects would be for ending up on Dateline.

[Floatingbison]

SteVen should seal the deal with that girl ASAP, because he's NEVER going to do better than her.

[Doublemint]

Where's Summit when we need him.  So far we have 1.  A sad Armando & his Mom, 2. A devastated island, and 3. boring SteVen.    Summit's our only hope tonight.

[Baltimore Betty]

If I were Ellie I would not have embarked on that trip without getting a tetanus shot.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Steven makes me want to punch Brandon right in the face. 👊🏻

Brandon will forever be the most punchable!

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I don't want to marry you. Want a watermelon?

Is "Want a watermelon?" the new "May I halik you?"

[Suzywriter]

Why is every other commercial so flippin' crass??? 

[endure]

She keeps bringing up Steven's  potential infidelities haha ....as if???

[tvrox]

All the bread in this episode. Now I want some. 

[Emmeline]

First the inside the vagina commercial, which I find a bit shocking and also brilliant.  Then women pooping which I don’t find brilliant.

Edited September 27, 2021 by Emmeline

[Shelbie]

10 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Is the Barbie Vagina/Uterus Fun House better?? 🤣🤣

It is in Turkey.

[SunnyBeBe]

I suspect Steven is smarter than her if he’s hesitant to get married so quick.  

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I saw a thing on Reddit that BYU student don’t classify it as sex if the peen enters but doesn’t move. I know, Reddit. But if true how bizarre 

Oh my god I am DYING. Figures. 

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

SteVen should seal the deal with that girl ASAP, because he's NEVER going to do better than her.

Truer words were never typed. 

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Is "Want a watermelon?" the new "May I halik you?"

DEAD

[mmecorday]

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If I were Ellie I would not have embarked on that trip without getting a tetanus shot.

I guess she thinks all those spices she packed will protect her from lockjaw.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This pregnancy is going to be like pouring gasoline on a dumpster fire. I’m here for it all.

[SunnyBeBe]

Can Jenny fake a pregnancy?  😝

[Hotel Snarker]

Ain't no party like a Sumit party...

...said no one ever.

[kacesq]

Having a baby in other cultures is NOT a big deal apparently.

[charmed1]

Jenny’s braid looks like Victor’s cat turd beard.

[Floatingbison]

This pregnancy is just about the worst thing that could happen to Jenny.  

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Can Jenny fake a pregnancy?  😝

I fear her aigs packed up and left decades ago

Edited September 27, 2021 by Angry Moldovan

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sumit: Blah, blah, lying, blah, lying.....

[hula-la]

I missed the episode, but did Sumit say his family is Hare Krishna? Because they’re in a Sikh temple. 

[sainte-chapelle]

@Suzywriter congrats! I sat on my ass and drank wine and ate chips even though I said I wouldn’t…you have way more drive and discipline…congrats!

[mmecorday]

That is the saddest side braid I have ever seen.

[Gobi]

"Having a baby in an Indian family is a very big deal. Not like all the other countries, where it's just a minor inconvenience.

[tvrox]

27 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I'm hoping a lot of the Armando issues with his parents is for the storyline.   

I love all of the pottery in the background, and I really like some of the giant animals, like that Buffalo they're sitting in front of.   

I will never watch the Family Chantel. 

Are all those animals a metaphor? Kind of a creepy store. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh, congratulations on the baby! Let me tell you my terrible awful news and ruin this precious spiritual family moment. At a temple.

[Pepper Mostly]

Aw, Jenny wants to be invited to the party where everyone will shun her like a leper. 

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Can Jenny fake a pregnancy?  😝

I can see her now trying to buy a baby!

[Angry Moldovan]

He got the ring from the 10c bubblegum machine

[Grifter Lives]

3 observations about Jenny:

• She and Sumit both look older and older in every episodes.  His parents were right that she's making him old.
• She seems to love purple walls.
• She needs to return to the Hare Krishna temple and find her peace and possibly a community.  Ultimately, maybe she will qualify for that devotee visa, for the right reasons.

[Floatingbison]

Jenny is going to be an outsider forever with that family.  She just win.  She needs to get on Trans-Krishna Airlines and get home.

[Hotel Snarker]

Time to hear what Corey has to say about his Jenny.

[Maybeitsme]

Sumit will try his best!  LOL 😆 he couldn't even say it without  chuckling 

[Baltimore Betty]

10 minutes ago, TMI said:

I don't want to get married..I want a watermelon....UGH...what a tool.

Have they even had a real meal in Turkey?

[tvrox]

29 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Mentioned the show to my neighbor. She also watches it. Showed her the updated Larissa. She doesn't like SteVen, Corey and Evelin. She does like Armando.

Neighborhood watch party time! 

[Angry Moldovan]

Lordy Lordy ms clawdy I forgot these two insufferable gits  

Edited September 27, 2021 by Angry Moldovan

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

This pregnancy is just about the worst thing that could happen to Jenny.  

What a blow she's been dealt!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bathroom time. Evelin and Corey 🚽🧻

[mmecorday]

I feel like I'm watching the Colombian version of "Mean Girls."

[Gobi]

"Hi, Corey. Ready to eat some more penis?"

[SunnyBeBe]

Omg!  Refuse to watch Corey and Evil. Taking a snack break……………

[endure]

27 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Y'all, I made yeast rolls for the first time in my life today. They turned out pretty good! They weren't quite as good as my grandmother's, but pretty tasty based on their own merit.

👏🏻

 

[TMI]

It's the TLC Scammers....won't need that 50thousand buck wedding now