90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Is that like becoming a Notary?  (Asking for a friend)

@Doublemint, you’ve been missed. Hilarious.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Is the Barbie Vagina/Uterus Fun House better?? 🤣🤣

Hell no! I hate Phexxi.

[endure]

1 minute ago, lamujerdecente said:

Is Ellie legally blind? The Caribbean has BEAUTIFUL folks. Victor is not the best she can buy. I mean dear Lord, Baby GIrl Troll Lisa did better. 

And she just doesn't need to be there right now taking up a bed etc...maybe she will make pizza for the clean up crew and be useful

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Is that like becoming a Notary?  (Asking for a friend)

He's a Notary Pubic.

[Mr. Miner]

Alina wants to marry her big hunk of wiener meat ASAP!

[Floatingbison]

"Welcome to my vagina."

It's like my 34th date with Mrs. Floatingbison all over again!

Edited September 27, 2021 by Floatingbison

[TazDevil]

I've never hitchhiked.  Wouldn't a busy street be better odds for finding a ride?

[Frozendiva]

Buses and a bus stop! Buy some tickets and take public transport.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I love Annie Murphy, but that Phexxi commercial bites! And Earth, Wind and Fire called. They want their costume back.

That outfit could serve as birth control, it is hella ugly.

[Grifter Lives]

SteVen could afford a cab on the way back from the lawyer's office.  And, both times, municipal buses were running in the background.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

Alina wants to marry her big hunk of wiener meat ASAP!

Skinny, cheap ones made with filler and sawdust.

[mmecorday]

Quote

Vay jay jay ad ends with the word "coming," and a wink.  I get it.  Very subtle, ad guys.

Like "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Although Holly Johnson has said on numerous occasions that it's not about sex. 🙄

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, endure said:

It's a different world now with all the pronouns etc, even I 'm confused

It’s a learning experience for sho. This gen exer is starting to get after being lectured endlessly by my sons

[TazDevil]

5 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I'm dead tired but proud. I did my first 5K today in a pouring storm...I was 5th to last finishing and sometimes running in ankle-deep flash flooding,  but I finished. I had a number and everything!

Congrats!!!

[Floatingbison]

SteVen with a V has the look of  impending future male pattern baldness.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

No green card is worth pigeon chest boy and his magical underwear

And his inability to keep his (probably tiny) dick in his pants. 

[Suzywriter]

15 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Yes!  So true!  Nor everyone has to be happy!  Do what you feel is right and be okay with it!  Life is short.  Don’t sweat what others think.  

Most of all, don't hold it against them if they're not interfering, but choosing not to participate. Give others the respect for their beliefs that you want for yourself. 

[endure]

Did those two hitch hike another ride?

[Hotel Snarker]

“We know we wanna get married, but we don’t know each other all the way yet.” This fucking idiot.

[Pepper Mostly]

@Suzywriter, congratulations!! Good on ya! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Vay jay jay ad ends with the word "coming," and a wink.  I get it.  Very subtle, ad guys.

And the trimming of the bush outside.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

SteVen with a V has the look of  impending future male pattern baldness.

That hairline is already in reverse. 

[lamujerdecente]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Yes it’s awful, but the chin thing has to go.

Yes its just making a terrible situation worse. Cut it Victor!

I am not snarking on the poor folks who went through this hell. I live in Miami, Hurracaines are SATAN- The wicked witch of the west of fears until the season is over. However we are lucky that we are in America, have flood insurance and have the means to evacuate. Mother Nature is not playing with us. 

I am just snarking on Spice Lady Ellie and this dried up Dude who needs to shave she is acting a right fool over. I hope her trifling roaming the island got some help at least for the folks there- publicity, fund raising, something lady. 

 

[SunnyBeBe]

Big surprise that a couple travels to foreign country, but didn’t explore how the marriage and visas would work……just details ….l😜

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Doublemint, you’ve been missed. Hilarious.

Thanks @Auntie - you are the champ of snark.

[Mrs. Landingham]

“We don’t know each other <awkward hand gesture> all the way, yet.”

You guys, I cannot with this Steven kid. If he was a font, he’d be comic sans. 

[magemaud]

17 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Any minute, Victor is going to trip and fall into his ex's vagina.

I hope she has Phexxi! 

Edited September 27, 2021 by magemaud
Corrected spelling

[Mr. Miner]

Steven makes me want to punch Brandon right in the face. 👊🏻

[Frozendiva]

Not a lot of people understand the marriage vows. Just the version they'd like. 

[Pepper Mostly]

How can they be planning on the one hand, to get married, and on the other, not know if they're ready for a serious relationship? 

And Steven clearly thinks that he should get married because he wants to have sex, all the time. Without having to make the effort to chat up randos back home. 

[TMI]

I don't want to get married..I want a watermelon....UGH...what a tool.

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

He's a Notary Pubic.

So funny.

[OneGuy]

I'm worried that he's not ready to enter first grade.

[Hotel Snarker]

All of a sudden, hitchhiking Steven wants to be cautious and not marry her because he don’t know her well enough? This shit is so laughable and such hypocrisy.

[Floatingbison]

A watermelon should cheer her up!

[Maybeitsme]

Ohhh I forgot about that vixen Masha

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Steven makes me want to punch Brandon right in the face. 👊🏻

💀

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And Steven clearly thinks that he should get married because he wants to have sex, all the time. Without having to make the effort to chat up randos back home. 

. . . or at the Turkish hostel.

Hostels are better in Turkey.

[Suzywriter]

I don't want to marry you. Want a watermelon?

What is wrong with this boy?

[Bees52]

Alina's biggest worry about SteVen is if he's cheating on her? Still, after visiting a lawyer via  hitch-hiking? 

[Frozendiva]

Alina may not be as interesting live and in the flesh as she is online.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

A watermelon should cheer her up!

Certainly I've always turned to a summer fruit in times of crisis. 

[tvrox]

26 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Kenny starts crying in 3 ......2.......1

He looks so much like his mom when they both cry. 

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

How can they be planning on the one hand, to get married, and on the other, not know if they're ready for a serious relationship? 

SteVen just wanted to get on TV.  He didn't realize he'd ACTUALLY have to get married or anything.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I don't want to marry you. Want a watermelon?

What is wrong with this boy?

Start a list!

[Hotel Snarker]

ALINA.... go home right now, girl!! If you're smart (you're not, I'm sure)... GO HOME RIGHT NOW! Go home and see your mom and find a sane, good looking, nice man in your country!

[TazDevil]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I don't want to marry you. Want a watermelon?

Watermelons are better in Turkey

[kacesq]

This pooping commercial isn’t edgy or funny. It’s just crass.

[mmecorday]

Woman on TV: I'm a woman pooping on TV.

Me: I don't give a shit.

[Angry Moldovan]

I saw a thing on Reddit that BYU student don’t classify it as sex if the peen enters but doesn’t move. I know, Reddit. But if true how bizarre