90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike wants to take the sofa back to New York.

I would too, even if it cost me a million to ship it to NY. I'd want the satisfaction of knowing she didnt' have another comfortable day sitting on it. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I have to give the the edge to Pole in the run.

Another prenup with Gino!

Such a good episode. It feels like it’s been years since this an episode of this series has paid off in this manner.

[sainte-chapelle]

No Mahogany you fool !

[Gobi]

"I'm still young. I have things to do, places to go, prisoners to fuck!" 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Don’t tell they kiss?  She definitely didn’t read her contract.  

[mmecorday]

Ooh, next week looks good! Tonight's episode, not so much. But the company was great as usual. Have a great week, everyone.

[greekmom]

I hate them equally but Mike is a cunt

[RichiesOlderBro]

See you guys all next week!

[Zombness]

Mike you finally got what Ximena is???   Took long but now you know.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Mike's T-shirt looks like what Charlie Brown would wear if he were a psycho.

His head isn't too far off from the Charlie Brown vibe, either.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

I wish I felt sorry for Mike's incel ass...

I don't. He's a shit and deserves everything he's getting now. 

[Doublemint]

Have a great week - stay safe and enjoy Spring!

[Zombness]

If I don't work on Sunday, I'll be here with all of you.   Had a great time tonight.   Have a great week and take care!!!

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I hate them equally but Mike is a cunt

?

[Frozendiva]

Mike called Noxema the b word. He must be serious.

Ben, God doesn't have the role in your love life like you imagine that God does. You have free will, you idiot and life comes with lessons and rewards. Mahogs is not some prize.

[CrazyInAlabama]

I love some things tonight, Mike's / Pole's run, Ben's stupid pink outfit, and Mahogany dumping him.    Mike picked the wrong country to claim he's not leaving the apartment because he pays for it, I'm sure some of Ximena's cartel buddies will show him he's wrong.  I don't think anyone in Colombia cares about Mike, or wants to put up with him. 

Edited March 21, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[Hotel Snarker]

I can't stop laughing. Even this preview is amazing. Mike is about to start squatting in her house. I guess I'll see you all next time for that fiasco, m'dears. Until then, I hope you all have a great week! You guys were spot on with the snark tonite, and I fucking loved it! Cannot wait for more! Will see some of you around the forums! But for now, have a great night! Peace out.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I don't. He's a shit and deserves everything he's getting now. 

I am so confused! Mike is an idiot, but Ximena is being super abusive. 

[emergency ring]

have a wonderful week everyone!! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Good night all. Boring episode but great snark. I am disappointed in Mahogany 

[My Girls]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I would too, even if it cost me a million to ship it to NY. I'd want the satisfaction of knowing she didnt' have another comfortable day sitting on it. 

Maybe he could just let one rip on it, right in front of her.

[TMI]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike wants to take the sofa back to New York.

and the apartment

[Suzywriter]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

I love some things tonight, Mike's / Pole's run, Ben's stupid pink outfit, and Mahogany dumping him.    Mike picked the wrong country to claim he's not leaving the apartment because he pays for it, I'm sure some of Ximena's cartel buddies will show him he's wrong. 

Unless he signed the lease, the law doesn't care what stupid patsy paid the rent. 

[OneGuy]

Well, I've gotta run.  Have a meaningful week.

[Gobi]

So long, got to check out tonight before my stalker finds out I'm gone!

Till next time.

Edited March 21, 2022 by Gobi

[Trackdawg]

4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

This is the show that never ends.... 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Excellent way to start a new week. The snark was delicious. Till next time, stay strong, be safe and live your best life, my friends.

[ExMathMajor]

Next week: Memphis gets married. Gino talks pre-nush. Mahogany loses her ever-loving mind. Mike proves he knows some useful Spanish.

Enjoyed myself as always, snarkers and snarkettes! See you next week!

Edited March 21, 2022 by ExMathMajor
ever, not even

[GrammyPammy]

Mike is a little bitch.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Well, I've gotta run.  Have a meaningful week.

Run like Mike!

[FrancescaFiore]

Next week, on 90DF: Ben, ignoring all social cues, and in defiance of all boundaries, goes in for the creepiest of kisses. 

I think we're witnessing the traumatic events he drinks and drives to forget about.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, peeps, thanks for a great night and all the laughs! I'll see my fellow gluttons for punishment in the Single Life thread tomorrow. Meanwhile, stay safe, and lets all hope for a saner, more peaceful world. 

[goofygirl]

Well, as usual, GREAT SNARK bunkies!  Hope everyone has a great week and yes, God IS the God of Miracles, just not for crappy-ass wanky-eyed old American men chasing young women in PERU.

Edited March 21, 2022 by goofygirl

[Trackdawg]

12 minutes ago, Gobi said:

When is this season ending? Enough, already.

[FrancescaFiore]

2 hours ago, TMI said:

and the apartment

And the ashes of Ximena's fallopian tubes. 

Edited March 21, 2022 by FrancescaFiore

[TazDevil]

Great snarking tonight Peeps!! 

Have a good night!!

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Ximena wants Mike gone. She is attempting to drive him away. 

But she keeps reeling him back in!

[Floatingbison]

Great snarking, everybodies!  See you next week!

[Bees52]

Next week, OF COURSE, Mike knows the curses in Spanish.

And here come cheap Gino with a  prenup. How long before Jasmine screams and steals his cap again? 

Alright- see you then, if not tomorrow for more time with Big Egg and jerky Jesse. Goodnight and be well. ❤️

[magemaud]

18 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Ooh Kim's off to me Mom Usman. Hope she has a goat or cow on hand... oh wait, that might have been Angela and Michael's gift to mom...

I get the Mom gifts mixed up, too, but it was BGL who had to buy a goat for Usman's mom. Angela gave Michael's mother a Lord's Prayer Concealed Carry totebag. 

[Trackdawg]

8 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Ooh, next week looks good! Tonight's episode, not so much. 

[GrammyPammy]

Memphis and Hamza look great in their wedding attire!

Mahogany meets up with Ben again?? We are being played…

Mike has some (misguided) balls trying to squat in Ximena’s apartment in that country. Not to mention she has some “friends” that could “influence” him to rethink his plan.

See y’all next week. I hope it’s the finale, it’s way past time to put this season out of its misery.

[Tuneful]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Extra points if the guy who opens the door is the same one who answered the door at "Lana"'s apartment in Ukraine. 

Yeah, that's what you need, save up for a vacation and have some big dopey American in a clown hat banging on your door in the morning. I can see the TripAdvisor review now!  

I'm laughing over the fact Pastor Ben traveled 4500 miles to be dumped at an ordinary motel with an ordinary pool in an ordinary desert where he doesn't speak the language and is 4-5 hours from any city. His ex must be in stitches. I didn't think $250 for a private car to Lima was bad. That's 10 hours RT minimum plus buying gas, and of course, El Gringo Cheapo won't tip... there probably is a bus but he was so humiliated he wouldn't wait.  

Edited March 21, 2022 by Tuneful

[Trackdawg]

13 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Ooh, next week looks good! 

 

13 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

See you guys all next week!

 

12 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Have a great week - stay safe and enjoy Spring!

 

12 minutes ago, Zombness said:

If I don't work on Sunday, I'll be here with all of you. 

 

12 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Cannot wait for more! Will see some of you around the forums! But for now, have a great night! Peace out.

 

11 minutes ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

have a wonderful week everyone!! 

 

11 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Good night all. Boring episode but great snark. I am disappointed in Mahogany 

 

10 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Well, I've gotta run.  Have a meaningful week.

 

10 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Till next time.

 

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Till next time, stay strong, be safe and live your best life, my friends.

 

10 minutes ago, ExMathMajor said:

Enjoyed myself as always, snarkers and snarkettes! See you next week!

 

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Meanwhile, stay safe, and lets all hope for a saner, more peaceful world. 

[Tuneful]

16 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I would too, even if it cost me a million to ship it to NY. I'd want the satisfaction of knowing she didnt' have another comfortable day sitting on it. 

If they have a Judge Judy type down there, she'd rule that these were gifts and she can keep them, sell them, whatever. I just hope the poor schmuck isn't paying for her stuff for years on credit. 

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I loved that so much, he was snarking on her without even meaning to snark on her.

[Frozendiva]

22 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

Mike is a little bitch.

Other naughty words come to mind.

[LEILANI2]

4 hours ago, greekmom said:

Gino is sooo stupid he doesn't know what a chicken looks like.

He doesn't know what a chicken looks like and in the SUPERSIZED episode he didn't know chicken was meat nor fish. God I hate this idiot.

[Back Atcha]

2 hours ago, LEILANI2 said:

He doesn't know what a chicken looks like and in the SUPERSIZED episode he didn't know chicken was meat nor fish.

Jessica Simpson enhanced her career with this type of ignorance.

[OoogleEyes]

6 hours ago, Trackdawg said:

Whelp, I fell asleep and I guess I didn't miss much, other than my snarkalicious pals.

@PepperMostly and my con-people friends, there is a Bad Vegan forum here. See you there!!