90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[goofygirl]

Kimbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllly sure is a happy camper once she got the Soujaboy d.  But I guess she's glad she's going on a spice tour in Zanzibar!

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And now he's being sorely tested because it seems Mahogany could stand to lose a few pounds. (Not fat shaming! She's lovely. But through a Ben lens? She's not the swimsuit model he was envisioning).

Mahog is super cute.  Ben should be grateful, even if she's paid by the hour for her appearance and hoping for the Peruvian version of a Daytime Emmy next year.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Surprise. It’s Sumit’s parents. 

Hey, I hope next time Ben shows up in Puerto Rico, he goes to that AirBnB and Lana’s neighbor answers the door.

[mmecorday]

They're at a spice farm? Man, Ellie is going to be so jealous when she finds out!

[Gobi]

She's trying to spice up their relationship. Thank you, try the veal!

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Surprise. It’s Sumit’s parents. 

I regret I cannot give this comment all the likes. I literally LOL. And then thought I would pay for a show where Sumit’s parents yell at all these couples.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Surprise. It’s Sumit’s parents. 

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ben: "who sleeps here?" 

"The Peruvian navy on shore leave"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Usman buys a cassava so Kimbelly can compare and contrast.

[Tuneful]

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

I think Mahogany AND her parents just want this weirdass American old man to not have any IDEA where they actually live.  Just in case.

Yup. Since he didn't back down from flying over there when she (or the catfish) told him not to, and he went rogue out to her town, he's coming across like a stalker, and they're nervous. The apartment appears to be a rental with no personal touches, and even this idiot can see that.  

Jasmine now has "hand" to torture Gino for eternity, and she's lovin' it. 

[TazDevil]

Did Kimbelly pack any of her own shirts??  She's only been wearing Soja Boy gear since Day Two of this trip.

[GrammyPammy]

Geez, I’m so sick of Kim/Usman’s “boyfriend-girlfriend” crap. It’s like they are in middle school.

That spice tour does look cool, though…and Kimbally looks better with that crown on!

Edited February 28, 2022 by GrammyPammy

[Trackdawg]

Just now, kacesq said:

I regret I cannot give this comment all the likes. I literally LOL. And then thought I would pay for a show where Sumit’s parents yell at all these couples.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

"The Peruvian navy on shore leave"

I'm frigging dead.

[greekmom]

I dunno about you all but i am getting sick of these sexual innuendos. 

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Kim and Ben should get together since they are both predators.

[Auntie Anxiety]

First he’s fisting her. Then he’s crowning her. Too much information.

[Baltimore Betty]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Central casting.

I use to work at Central Casting in Baltimore in the early 80's, every time I see the name in print it really takes me back.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, magemaud said:

and when you're unemployed, two times nothing is still nothing

Brilliant point!

[Gobi]

Just when you think she couldn't look any worse.

[Bees52]

Kim and Usman are making me not like ANY root vegetables now... 🤢

[mmecorday]

King Sojaboy and his queen consort, Uncle Milty.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Spice must flow!

 

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Kimberly must have some deep mental issues to believe this ‘spice’ trip is real in anyway.

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

They're at a spice farm? Man, Ellie is going to be so jealous when she finds out!

💀 

[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

She's only

 

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

She's only been wearing Soja Boy gear since Day Two of this trip.

That’s because she is his SUPA-FAN!!!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Usman has a secret? I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you!

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Kim and Ben should get together since they are both predators.

Kim is more stalker.

Ben and Gino...now they may have similar playbooks. 

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Usman buys a cassava so Kimbelly can compare and contrast.

[sainte-chapelle]

Who cares that the song is about an Ex.

[tvrox]

52 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

 I imagine him to have a moldy smell as well. 

His hat definitely does. 

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I dunno about you all but i am getting sick of these sexual innuendos. 

 

[ExMathMajor]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Kim and Usman are making me not like ANY root vegetables now... 🤢

Yeah, this is the third time I'm having to pull out the 🤢 emoji...

[RichiesOlderBro]

Anyone know if Sojaboy is divorced from BGL?

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Kim and Usman are making me not like ANY root vegetables now... 🤢

[Armchair Critic]

Kimbelly @Auntie Anxiety that is a good one. Kimbelly's jeans are so tight she can barely move her legs. Looks like Kramer in the too tight jeans.

[Hotel Snarker]

He just needs to say “Zara is my Billie Jean” and she’ll get it.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

 

That’s because she is his SUPA-FAN!!!!!

Don't you know that's an INSULT??

[magemaud]

What, is it "Meet the Parents" night?

Sojaboy's secret about the origin of the Zara song. I GUESSED IT! 

[Grifter Lives]

Geno now looks like a native, in his Panama hat.  He'll win over Jasmine's mother.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mahogany’s “mother’s” wig? The producers and editors are just dicking with us now.

[greekmom]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Anyone know if Sojaboy is divorced from BGL?

Spoiler

according to Lisa, they are not.  He hasn't filed in Nigeria but neither does the US recognize the marriage so she got hitched to someone else.

 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

That’s because she is his SUPA-FAN!!!!!

SUPA-FUPA-FAN! 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Who cares that the song is about an Ex.

Why is it a shock that an adult has a dating history?

[Angry Moldovan]

9 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Oh come on.  Tim Curry was much better looking in his prime.

One of my faves, 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

 

That’s because she is his SUPA-FAN!!!!!

I misread this as FUPA-Fan.

[Doublemint]

Papi says "the age difference is abysmal".   Nothing you can do about that Benny.

[Suzywriter]

Usman looks like he wants to die. 

 

[GrammyPammy]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Anyone know if Sojaboy is divorced from BGL?

She is remarried so I guess they must be?

[ExMathMajor]

Tapping out early, folks...have a cup of snark on me. Ciao!