90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

My mom doe s that…even when she was in the hospital  took all the peanut butter packets. At my dads funeral ( only 6 of us due to lockdown) she grabbed the basket of tissue packets and dumped it in her purse between sobs. It’s …wrong… I admit I laughed a little…tough day.

LOL. My mom last year with the masks at Home Depots (they had a box sitting in the entrance to grab a mask for free (1 mask) and wet wipes. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She wants to be a model. And I want to be the Queen of England. Okay.

[Trackdawg]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

At least poor old loser Mike seems to be a kind person and not a creep. Just really stupid. 

[kacesq]

Your model days have passed you by, Ximena unless you’re going for cam girl and that’s a pretty crowded field.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yeah, Ximena, the boobs will cost $5K, the dress, what? $500? She's pushing her luck. 

[Mr. Miner]

I don’t think Eczema could even be a plumbing calendar model. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Edited March 2, 2022 by Mr. Miner

[OoogleEyes]

"A model". Not with that face, sister. 

[tvrox]

31 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Good evening peeps! Tonight's snark from me will be accompanied by the in-flight movie, "Adventures in Babysitting." And hopefully the kid I'm babysitting, (my little cousin) won't try to swipe the remote from me to watch cartoons.

Educate your cousin on who not to date (any 90 day visa people)!

[endure]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

While it is true that hotel pens do not have much ink in them and having a spare is a good thing but my question is, how much and what is he writing?  

He probably plans to gift them to his relatives when he returns

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

At least poor old loser Mike seems to be a kind person and not a creep. Just really stupid. 

Can we get a spinoff with Mike, his dad, and his granddad?

[Straycat80]

Where did she get the money to get all those tattoos? Should have gotten the boobs first. 

[Frozendiva]

Ximena, you are using Mike as a walking ATM. You are not going to marry him whether you get your new girls or not.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I remember I thought Tim was repulsive looking…now I don’t think he is so bad….he is very funny and seems like a nice guy

The bar has gone so much lower. Tim is now merely quirky.

[greekmom]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

"A model". Not with that face, sister. 

the type of modelling she wants to do is only usual from the neck down and naked.

[sainte-chapelle]

Dump her she is using you for voobs

[Bees52]

How is it Mike pays for both sides of the ultimatum? Boobs or wedding dress... Make it make sense please?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike might as well pack up and leave. Ximena is going to be withholding sex till he agrees to be shaken down for the funds.

Edited February 28, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[mmecorday]

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On what planet is she going to work as a model?

Planet Fitness?

[TMI]

Memphis " no marriage, no relationship"

Hamza "LUCKY ME"

[tvrox]

33 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Finally! I've had a week.  Had to work all weekend.  Miss my son who just left for the military.  I feel sad.  I have this dumb cat on my bed who always looks dirty and refuses to let me brush him.  But he is my company tonight.  

Ready for some trash!   And I guess we have to hear about how Kim had sex??  Gross, please no.

Hang in there! Hope our snark helps. 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

While it is true that hotel pens do not have much ink in them and having a spare is a good thing but my question is, how much and what is he writing?  

Dear Penthouse:

I never thought that this would happen to me...

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

I don’t think Eczema could even be a plumbing calendar model. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Maybe a prison calendar model?

[ExMathMajor]

Oh FFS, Mike. Go home.

[Baltimore Betty]

Noxema talks about her operation as if it was a much needed medical necessity.

I noticed that Mike didn't react when she said she could be a model after the surgery, does he not know the type of modeling she would be doing?  It's not like she will ever be on the cover of Vogue.

Does Mike see that all she wants is the surgery and never intends to marry him? I am glad he is saying no to giving her money, if she said she wanted to start a college fund for her kids he would have been more willing to give her some money.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Where did she get the money to get all those tattoos? Should have gotten the boobs first. 

She was imprisoned by dating a tattoo artist prior to jail guy prior to Mike.

[SunnyBeBe]

It’s sad, but Mike, establish a trust for the kids and end it with that woman.  Watching her makes me ill.  Never marry a person who detest you.  

[LennieBriscoe]

7 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Educate your cousin on who not to date (any 90 day visa people)!

Best line in the movie comes in the awesome club scene. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Planet Fitness?

LMAO, dead!

[magemaud]

10 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Man, if throwing a toothbrush away is throwing away a relationship, I've thrown away a lot of relationships in my lifetime.

Is that what they mean when they recommend you replace your “toothbrush” every six months?

[Floatingbison]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? But creeps like Gino are a specialty of this franchise. See also: Big Ed, Colt, Jorge, Ukraine David, Mike "she's not a prostitute!".... 

At least poor old loser Mike seems to be a kind person and not a creep. Just really stupid. 

Ugh, No Neck Farty Mike. . . . he's really bottom of the barrel too...  

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I remember I thought Tim was repulsive looking…now I don’t think he is so bad….he is very funny and seems like a nice guy

Kenny has really grown on me watching him on Pillow Talk. He often says what I am thinking and I wonder if he has read here.

[tvrox]

34 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Every week, I have the same question: Can Kim be even more cringe than the week before?

Yup. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe a prison calendar model?

She can model best positions on how to get preggers with your jail bird lover?

[Suzywriter]

OMG, I love the silver chairs in the cartel bridal shop!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

On what planet is she going to work as a model?

She's aspiring to do a super classy calendar, you know, like Paola did. 

I concur with many of my fellow snarkers-Ximena wants to do an OnlyFans or be a cam girl. She is way too old and hagged out to be an actual model. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ximena if you want surgery for yourself then pay for it yourself. Don’t your kids need shoes or something ?

[Hotel Snarker]

Whew girl. I don’t think the boobs make the difference for modeling. If you don’t have the “modeling” job now…

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

the type of modelling she wants to do is only usual from the neck down and naked.

Es normal…

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Maybe Wonky Eye can introduce Ximena to his agent so that she can have her big modeling career.

They would have to share the MUA, though 

[Eldemarge]

Where is the part when he turns into Dark Mike and puts on the black tank top and cross necklace and starts acting all hard??

[Armchair Critic]

Ximena probably wants to make money like Larissa

[Floatingbison]

Maybe Ximema can make the cover of Cartel Bimbo Monthly. . . maybe

[Hotel Snarker]

Ximena needs to work on her extortion game. “Pay for my boobs or I sell you to the cartel”.

[OneGuy]

Nearly everyone on these shows has a much higher opinion of themselves than they ought.  Models, philosophers, faithful believers, etc.

[kacesq]

I cringe every time I see the Derricos. The parents are so desperately trying to get on the gravy train and the kids all mug for the camera way too much.

[Trackdawg]

6 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Maybe Wonky Eye can introduce Ximena to his agent so that she can have her big modeling career.

 

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

On what planet is she going to work as a model?

 

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She wants to be a model. And I want to be the Queen of England. Okay.

 

6 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Your model days have passed you by, Ximena unless you’re going for cam girl and that’s a pretty crowded field.

 

6 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

I don’t think Eczema could even be a plumbing calendar model. 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

6 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

"A model". Not with that face, sister. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Ximena probably wants to make money like Larissa

Larissa is her role model. 

[tvrox]

34 minutes ago, kacesq said:

@Eldemarge we are here for you!

Good Lord...how old is Kimbally that she’s excited to have a boyfriend? But kudos to Usman for getting it up for that hag.

Four times, apparently! 

[kacesq]

Asking that question thru a translator app is your first clue as to why you shouldn’t get married at all let alone on this trip.

[Floatingbison]

Xi sure didn't learn much from her cartel pals, . . .those guys know how to get what they want. . .by any means necessary.