90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[sainte-chapelle]

Why…why tell him you need to poop

[Toodleoo]

NOOOOOOOO god TLC would you cut it the fuck out with the TMI

[Pepper Mostly]

"A little bit rocky". Memphis. Girl. Hamza's mother is plotting your murder. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now’s this is MUST SEE TV. Hearing someone taking a shit. Riveting.

[mmecorday]

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Question: How many videos has Kimbally actually worked on? How did she become a font of music video knowledge?

Whenever she puts on that magical Michael Jackson hat, she becomes a musical genius!

[greekmom]

Thanks TLC.

I had to put down my awesome chocolate cake.

You fucking bastards.

[deedee2]

"I need to poop". really, Memphis.

[TazDevil]

What the hell???  Why are we subjected to Memphis pooping???

[tvrox]

EWWWW. 

[Pepper Mostly]

WHY IS HE SITTING OUTSIDE??

[magemaud]

I hope it’s one of those hole in the floor toilets 

 

[Gobi]

"I'm glad we got some alone time together. Unfortunately, all we need is two minutes."

And now pooping. Any other porn niches we're going to get this season?

[charmed1]

Memphis is so embarrassing.

[Angry Moldovan]

Pooping? What are we watching?

[kacesq]

I’m sorry, did she say she was pooping? I mean yes,  natural body function but how unromantic with a guy you’re really just getting to know.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

KIM SHUT THE FUCK UP. 

If you want to improve things, jump in and help. Don't stand there and lecture these people. One more white lady going full Scarlett O'Hara on a bunch of brown people is not a good look. 

she feels powerless and out of place, so is attempting to place herself in a position of having superior knowledge. it's not a good look, and endears her to no one. exactly how many videos has she produced -question mark-.  i can't make a question mark without pressing shift. 

[Bees52]

Memphis had to announce her bathroom needs like a 3 Year Old...

bleh

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Question: How many videos has Kimbally actually worked on? How did she become a font of music video knowledge?

Probably watched each MJ video a thousand times.

[OneGuy]

TLC = TMI

[Suzywriter]

this pooping scene is vile. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Is this pooping scene necessary? Why is he coaching her?!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, deedee2 said:

"I need to poop". really, Memphis.

Whatever happened to "I have to powder my nose"?

Memphis' stomach is roiling because Mother Hamza is poisoning her food. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Did this grown woman really need to whine about “poop” when there is a door with a clearly marked sign and little painted people on it 10 feet away? 

Dammit, 90 Days, what is going on lately with disgusting pre-coital kissing and now this poop thing? 

[rideashire]

Between this shitting scene and the soft core porn last week TLC is racing to the bottom real fast.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hazmat doesn’t know anything about Memphis’s past. Yet they are engaged. Okay.

[Straycat80]

What about my past do you want to know aside from I just took a dump while you sat outside the door. These people ugh! 

[LEILANI2]

She's complaining about him being quick in bed while she's out her 'POOPING' after just being with him for a day or two. Now this is a turnoff.

"Me done pooping'

Good lord, the cringe is never ending with this one.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Pooping? What are we watching?

Two year old's toilet training.

[endure]

I keep losing my WIFI, so annoying.  The poop talk is just stupid, really, ya think?  such idiots producing this show 🙄

 

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, rideashire said:

Between this shitting scene and the soft core porn last week TLC is racing to the bottom real fast.

Helpful pun.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Did this grown woman really need to whine about “poop” when there is a door with a clearly marked sign and little painted people on it 10 feet away? 

Dammit, 90 Days, what is going on lately with disgusting pre-coital kissing and now this poop thing? 

Next week on Single Life: Stephanie farts in her jars.

[sainte-chapelle]

Lentils really upset my stomach

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I hope it’s one of those hole in the floor toilets 

 

That's what I thought they were going to show us.  Nope, we get the audio of all the grunting.  WTF...

[tvrox]

14 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Greetings from snowy SW Virginia! It's been snowing most of the day, then it started sleeting, now it's sleeting and snowing. I just hope the power stays on! This is my backyard.

Hope the power stays on so you can continue chatting! 

[Bees52]

Hamsta is probably looking for the exit door of this place after all that history,  or of this relationship.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Whatever happened to "I have to powder my nose"?

That has a different meaning to her, thanks to her Mom.

[Suzywriter]

oy, i would have the same problem discussing my family. we have no drugs or jail, but still, they suck. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, rideashire said:

Between this shitting scene and the soft core porn last week TLC is racing to the bottom real fast.

DON'T SAY THAT. To Matt Sharp,that is the sound of a gauntlet being thrown. 

Remember when we thought a bird's eye view of Angie's uterus and getting up close and personal with Baby Girl Lisa's Brazilian was as bad as it could get? That was a simpler time. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Saints preserve us, here comes Baseball Cap McGee and the screaming nut case lady. 

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Whatever happened to "I have to powder my nose"?

Memphis' stomach is roiling because Mother Hamza is poisoning her food. 

At this point powdering her ass would be a step up.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why in God's name did she feel the need to share she had to take a poop?!

"Me sad."

[greekmom]

You know Caleb is really a goober.

[charmed1]

“Seeing Hamza get emotional about my past…” She’s clearly blind and stupid if that’s what she picked up from his face. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does anyone need further instruction on electric toothbrush usage? Gino will be giving us a tutorial after the show.

[rideashire]

I will admit it was funny when she told him she had to poop and he consoled her with a little kiss on the forehead like it was some horrible event. "Oh no, baby!"

 

[OneGuy]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Hamsta is probably looking for the exit door of this place after all that history,  or of this relationship.

Remember, he has trouble finding exits.

[TMI]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Now’s this is MUST SEE TV. Hearing someone taking a shit. Riveting.

with sounds!

[Angry Moldovan]

Remember the scene from Seinfeld when Elaine ripped off George’s hair piece? That’s what I want to do to Gino and his shat hats 

[Pepper Mostly]

Gino looks terrified. And Jasmine rewards him with a "good boy". Where's his biscuit? 

[Toodleoo]

I’m with you Jasmine, people yapping at you while you’re counting reps sucks