90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Straycat80]

Why don’t they have a translator app on their phones? 

[sainte-chapelle]

You guys….a distant relative just left his wife of 20 years for a co_ worker…right after Christmas…they have kids…fucking crazy town 

[Frozendiva]

Hamza is under no obligation to have a photo of Memphis on his phone screen.

[greekmom]

Isn't that an awkward convo to have in front of his friend who's driving?

 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Funny how Kim said she knows she isn’t his girlfriend and will allow him to have a side piece to have a baby yet is ready to flip the table over a business meeting…..red flag for that bull

She looks like she could get mean to me, he may have BGL 2: Electric Boogaloo and he deserves it. 😂

[kacesq]

Just now, Toodleoo said:

I swear, do all these couples think their nether regions will spring to life upon meeting in real life and start translating vi the power of luuuuv???

Well Alina’s nether region gets WiFi so..

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis, PLEASE get some therapy. You have overcome so much in your life yet you don’t think you deserve better?

[Mr. Miner]

So, Memphis went to Tunisia because she wanted another child?

[Hotel Snarker]

Memphis, this isn’t a big deal. Calm down. Sheesh! She sure complains a lot.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

YES I will ditto the birthday greetings to @Frozendiva and Mrs. Hanson 

Me Too!!!   Happy Happy!

[Eldemarge]

Why does he need a picture of her on his phone? His friends have already seen her goodies.  There is nothing left to show them.

[OneGuy]

Memphis, don't base your "self esteem" on your perception of someone else's momentary opinion of you.

[Pepper Mostly]

Nice to see the Sharp interns are on the job, cranking out the "what's on your phone?" trope for all our couples. Someone send a bottle of champagne to the Sharp Productions writers room!

[RichiesOlderBro]

4 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

 

https://youtu.be/Ofmu1woW1zQ

 

Put on my blue suede shoes
And I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
In the middle of the pouring rain
W.C. Handy, won't you look down over me?
Yeah, I got a first class ticket
But I'm as blue as a boy can be

[JennyMominFL]

Memphis is not going to knoxville tonight

[Suzywriter]

15 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

YES! My daughter was Mabel at Comic Con 2 years ago.

Ah! Is that the reason so many little girls are named "Mabel" lately?

Edited January 3, 2022 by Suzywriter

[greekmom]

Why do I think Hazman's plan all along was to sneak in Memphis' room like Jenny and Summit?!?!?

[Frozendiva]

Memphis, if your fiance is Muslim, you only will have happy times of your own making with a brightly coloured friend.

[mmecorday]

Tonight on Broken English Theater.

[LEILANI2]

You want sexy time tonight?

These women are so thirsty..take a shower, get a good night sleep, play a little hard to get. Geez.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

You guys….a distant relative just left his wife of 20 years for a co_ worker…right after Christmas…they have kids…fucking crazy town 

Dramaaaaaaa!!

[OoogleEyes]

This poor driver guy!

[seasons]

Geez, Memphis is such a downer.

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Why don’t they have a translator app on their phones? 

Seems like he's typing into google and reading the English words that pop up.  rookies...

[Straycat80]

I’d worry more about the language barrier than photos on the phone and where you’re going to sleep.

[kacesq]

Oh honey....your ankles are not the issue...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim should just stuff her legs into compression socks and wear pants.

[Suzywriter]

I just arrived as Runt and Hamza connected. She is quite the boss, huh?

[sainte-chapelle]

Two words…compression socks 

[Toodleoo]

Girl I feel you on the swollen ankles :/

[Hotel Snarker]

"No sexy time? No sexy time!?!" This poor driver...

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Memphis, PLEASE get some therapy. You have overcome so much in your life yet you don’t think you deserve better?

Memphis, there's still time to throw over Hamza and see if his much better looking friend, who has a car, is game. Just sayin'.

[endure]

LOL at .....me Mama told me not to sleep before marriage

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder which Sojaboy T-shirt Kim wears in order to look her best.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh honey....your ankles are not the issue...

Her face is…I’ll see myself out

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

You guys….a distant relative just left his wife of 20 years for a co_ worker…right after Christmas…they have kids…fucking crazy town 

the heart wants what it wants....  until its time for divorce court.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kim should just stuff her legs into compression socks and wear pants.

She should stuff herself into a plane seat and gtfo of there.

[Baltimore Betty]

Will Memphis demand her secks?

[Mr. Miner]

Usman and Kim gross me out!

[Hotel Snarker]

This is why you wear compression socks while flying for that long.

[tvrox]

19 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Damn. that bbq looks good!

So did those pina coladas! 

[kacesq]

They’re in Tanzania right? Looks gorgeous...

[Toodleoo]

“So you’re catching feelings loot?”

[mmecorday]

I was watching a marathon of "The Golden Girls" today (RIP Betty White) and Sophia was talking about how the women in her village didn't shave their pits. Rose asked what they looked like in sundresses. Dorothy replied, "Like Milton Berle, Rose." Kind of like Kim?

[Gobi]

So is this going to be No Sex Sunday?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kim should just stuff her legs into compression socks and wear pants.

Sitting with her feet above her head for 20 mins would do the trick.  And it would help her swollen ankles as well. 

[greekmom]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Her face is…I’ll see myself out

I agree.

 

Usman's bros are stupid. They can learn the art of the grift from Sojaboy and obtain goodies and a green card.

[Suzywriter]

Kim, maybe you should stick your face in that ice. It wasn't your ankles that sent him running. 

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

"No sexy time? No sexy time!?!" This poor driver...

I was cringing the whole time. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I bet usman wants to get up all in that lady’s octopus soup

[Bees52]

Memphis and Kim... should have stayed home and not traveled to Tunisia.