90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

At least Mike made an effort to learn some Spanish! I do believe this is a first!

Yeah, at least Mike took the time to learn the language. It's not a very high bar but for this show, it's nice to see people actually being able to communicate with each other and making the effort to learn a language.

I worry Mike is gonna get his heart broken. I don’t think she runs with a good crowd.

[greekmom]

Super shocked Ximena hasn't learn English.

Easier to grift Americans

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I see Ximena has a big chin.

It’s big a little bit 

[charmed1]

My loves. I was struck by porch pirates today for the first time. I need your loving words of snark to comfort me. Tonight I will introduce you to one friend/furniture salesman/immigration attorney who’ll ask you scripted invasive questions and accuse you of being a prostitute. Then I will go wedding dress shopping with one of your female relatives who does not like me. 

Edited January 3, 2022 by charmed1

[Toodleoo]

🤣🤣🤣 I just cannot with Calebio.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

That was a stimulating conversation between Mike and Ximena.

Well, Ximena isn't interested in talking, if you know what I mean.

Caleb brought Alina a Turkish coffee. Or, as they call it in Turkey, coffee. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

You deserve a trip to The Luxor

Yeah, I really do. Too bad I don't have that much money yet.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Mike looks like someone painted a face on an egg.

He looks like one of those dried apple heads

[kacesq]

I love long hair on men but my God this show never has any good long hair lol.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Caleb couldn’t wait to show off his body. This is definitely a social media thing for the both of them. 

[TazDevil]

Caleb is such an ass

[Emmeline]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Hello! All I've done today is nap and eat chocolate cake. I'm full of sugar and well rested.

That sounds absolutely wonderful.  I cleared the 8” of snow from my driveway and packed Xmas decor, I needed a nap and some chocolate cake if I had any!

[mmecorday]

This guy looks like he's in an Extreme tribute band.

[Bees52]

Hey everybody! Feliz Ano Nuevo!

Mike and Ximena influenced that greeting. 😆

Hmm...why is Mike being kinda cagey about his phone?

[OneGuy]

Good that Caleb got Turkish coffee there.  He must have had to search high and low for that.

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, Ximena isn't interested in talking, if you know what I mean.

Caleb brought Alina a Turkish coffee. Or, as they call it in Turkey, coffee. 

Coffee is better in Turkey

[Gobi]

Coffee is better in Turkey.

Ninja'd by greekmom!

Edited January 3, 2022 by Gobi

[Toodleoo]

I am HERE for Ms Alina’s Smackdown Showcase Extravaganza

[Armchair Critic]

Caleb looks better with his hair tucked under a hat.

[Pepper Mostly]

Caleb is going to nope out of this with a quickness. What a shallow oaf. 

[Frozendiva]

You can't force affection. The guy had a 30 hour flight and is tired. Maybe both of you get your own rooms for two or three days and get to know each other a bit more slowly than have instant expectations.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Super shocked Ximena hasn't learn English.

Easier to grift Americans

I wonder if Ximena’s prison boyfriend isn’t the one doing the actual scamming.  

[Straycat80]

Caleb is not into Alina, literally. He’s going to break her heart. So sad. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, Ximena isn't interested in talking, if you know what I mean.

Caleb brought Alina a Turkish coffee. Or, as they call it in Turkey, coffee. 

I LOVE Turkish coffee. But I just have to say no to greasy Caleb and his leggings.

[tvrox]

11 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Hello, my friends! It is time to watch part four of this 90 Day Fiance shitshow! My birthday is tomorrow and I've got to catch a flight back home so I may not be on for the whole time, but I'm ready to snark with you all! Let's get it on!

Happy birthday! 

[Angry Moldovan]

He is another one who shouldn’t take his hat off

 

[charmed1]

Oh ew. He looks like Lestat the vampire’s dweeby little cousin, Lester.

[JennyMominFL]

Alina deserves better

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Caleb couldn’t wait to show off his body. This is definitely a social media thing for the both of them. 

I've been saying that since day 1

[Armchair Critic]

Demanding cuddles, AWKWARD

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Caleb couldn’t wait to show off his body. This is definitely a social media thing for the both of them. 

Absolutely!   Cowbell is obvious - she is too!

[mmecorday]

Caleb is wearing Lularoe for Men.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So is the Pussy WiFi down for service? Hahaha

[Baltimore Betty]

Why don't these idiots talk about their physicality?  Like, maybe talk about their height, talk about their weight or at least show a full length body shot at some point.

Caleb telling Alina that ten minutes to wash her face is too long, did he think about the process she has go thru to climb up to the sink?  Maybe she was freshening up for the you know what.

[Emmeline]

Yikes!  Ximena Is hard core, scares the heck out of me.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

I am HERE for Ms Alina’s Smackdown Showcase Extravaganza

Alinas are better in Turkey.

[kacesq]

I am cringing at this. Cringing.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

This guy looks like he's in an Extreme tribute band.

Bringing it already 💀

[mmecorday]

OH NO! He's going to carry her like Luke carried Yoda!

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Absolutely!   Cowbell is obvious - she is too!

Ha ha, we do not need more Cowbell!  

[tvrox]

The baby backpack for Alina is super offensive. 

[OoogleEyes]

OMG ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME 

[Frozendiva]

Caleb, Alina isn't Yoda.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh, fuck this "man". The audacity of him to bring out a backpack.

[Pepper Mostly]

DEAR SWEET BABBY JEEBUS HE GOT A BACKPACK TO TAKE ALINA HIKING. I AM DEAD.

[endure]

I wonder how Alina got up on the bed if he was asleep?  He is probably excited to be on TV without a shirt 🙄

[CSunshine76]

This fool bought a backpack to put an adult human in?! Fuck off with that.

[greekmom]

I know people are offended by the backpack but she seems cool with it and it may help her see some ruins in Turkey which otherwise she wouldn't be able to.

[TazDevil]

Those leggings are not doing Caleb any favors.

[Armchair Critic]

Caleb is going to Baby Bjorn her. I am glad she didn't get offended. Yikes