90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Let me guess, this is the gay friend who doesn't have a filter.

Wait.....do you have Bingo?

[Suzywriter]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Does Caleb pronounce his name that way or is Caleb a hard name for Russians to pronounce? She says it like Cow-lib.

I think it's the accent. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I grew up in Rockland County. Holy hell.

[kacesq]

Have we met all the couples for this season?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, endure said:

5:45

6:45. My dinner is almost ready.

[greekmom]

That fool is taking his protein powder!!!!! hahahahahaha

[endure]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

My cold dead heart actually feels for Mike. He so far just seems like an awkward guy who wants to be loved

I think he really misses his Mum

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Where is Ximena from? I missed it.

She's another espicy Colombiana

[greekmom]

Just now, kacesq said:

Have we met all the couples for this season?

nope.

[Hotel Snarker]

So so so glad her friend is with her. Elijah is such a good friend.

[Straycat80]

I’m glad Alina’s friend is going with her. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Alina is going to end up being too much work for Caleb. He’s used to drunk women falling at his feet and all he has to do is have an erection.

💀💀💀💀💀

[Suzywriter]

We need SteVen to translate for Cow-lib.

[sainte-chapelle]

This idiot packed protein powder?

[CrazyInAlabama]

6 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

To be a fireman, don’t you have to pass tests that require you to carry a full gown man to safety? 
I just don’t see it. 

They're volunteers, so it's probably not required.    They also need people who keep all of the technical equipment in shape too, so I bet Mike's good at that. 

I'm hating Caleb, all he's in it for is the sex.    

Edited December 20, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[LEILANI2]

Caleb always flexing with the tarot cards and gigantic condoms.

[GrammyPammy]

7 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

His face looks like it was made of Play-Doh, then squished. 

 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Have we met all the couples for this season?

No, I think

[Auntie Anxiety]

Caleb’s friend looks like yet another soyboy bro.

[Straycat80]

Caleb sounds like a sex addict. 

[Doublemint]

I feel so sorry for this guy, having to take care of his Father and Grandpa.   The Colombian girl is w a y out of his class and he will get hurt.  Oh and I already hate this fuck Caleb!

[LEILANI2]

Caleb just fullfilling his bucket list of doing it with a little person.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, so Caleb's friend is ableist. Not a good look, son. 

[Trackdawg]

15 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Oh my god with all the spin-off shows.  

[mmecorday]

In Turkey little people are taller.

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

But I'm laughing thinking about how Libby's family must be seething with jealousy!

That really is the silver lining in this!!

[Toodleoo]

“dude I’m sure we’ll hit it off” 

 

Translation: “I’ma boink me a freak* to get more totally unique manbun points”

 

*I myself do not think Alina is a freak

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Caleb just fullfilling his bucket list of doing it with a little person.

This is so true

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Caleb always flexing with the tarot cards and gigantic condoms.

I love these millennials who think they invented Tarot cards. My deck is older than you, dickweed.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Caleb sounds like a sex addict. 

Among other things.

[Hotel Snarker]

Caleb is the definition of trying to dress up like a “hipster.”

[Gobi]

Protein powder is better in Turkey.

[DragonFlyzz]

2 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

You clearly have issues.  I mean we all know this is a total doody show, but really? 

Edited December 20, 2021 by DragonFlyzz

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Caleb just fullfilling his bucket list of doing it with a little person.

Or auditioning for special needs porn.

[magemaud]

16 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ximena is in for a big little surprise.

somebody beat me to this! 

Edited December 20, 2021 by magemaud

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

 

 

Translation: “I’ma boink me a freak* to get more totally unique manbun points”

 

 

Is he really openly fantasizing about position?

[Toodleoo]

Just now, DragonFlyzz said:

You clearly have issues.

Most likely protein powder poops.

[For Cereals]

Which faces are we getting with the new Starcy season?

[kacesq]

I’m still lmao that TLC is trying to position the Silva’s as hard core business women when we know they’re desperate famewhores with a vanity “business.”

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh gawd! What business do they have? Madams?

 

[Hotel Snarker]

I can’t with the Darcey and Stacey theme.

[Pepper Mostly]

Alina is WAY too good for him. 

This is exactly what I wrote the last time a sleaze bag American creeper went to Turkey to meet a Russian woman named Alina. 

[ExMathMajor]

“Our connection’s so deep I don’t think Alina’s size will matter.”

Translation: Alina’s size is all that matters.

Surely he’s not traveling all this way for sex?

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Caleb sounds like a sex addict. 

If you keep having to say "I'm pretty open about sex" you probably aren't. 

[charmed1]

Caleb seems like such a douche. Alina is looking for a love connection while he’s packing creatine and too large condoms. I think this is a kink for him, despite what he tells the camera.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

In Turkey little people are taller.

Little people are better in Turkey.

[Maybeitsme]

Omg was that really Darcey and Stacey? I barely recognized them. Geez

[Suzywriter]

Just now, kacesq said:

I’m still lmao that TLC is trying to position the Silva’s as hard core business women when we know they’re desperate famewhores with a vanity “business.”

They're worth over a million...I wish I had such desperation.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Oh gawd! What business do they have? Madams?

 

Silly! They work in "fashion"! Whores R Us!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

“Our connection’s so deep I don’t think Alina’s size will matter.”

Translation: Alina’s size is all that matters.

Surely he’s not traveling all this way for sex?

She's on his Fuck It list.