90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[TMI]

caleb remnds me of he man who worked in the day care...who sen his french girlfriend to jail in mexico.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Don't forget "nuts". Straight up nuts. 

Valium addiction 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

Bet he drops her.

DEAD

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I know he is a poser and a complete and utter wanker but I know when I was younger I’d have been putty in his hands.

Sigh. It's true. At 20 I would have thought he was deep.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

You only do that if you live in a yurt! WTF, and your art is stupid, Calub.

That is the only way I will be spelling Caleb, Calub.

[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Alina - "Hi Caleb. Can you send me some money? I'm a little short."

Dead.

[Suzywriter]

What exactly will Elijah be doing while Caleb and Alina are boffing?

[Hotel Snarker]

I think it’s smart for Alina to bring a friend. Especially someone who can help her navigate the accommodations she may need.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And of course her guy friend has to come along. Not her girl friend. Sigh.

Leandro. Is that you?

[magemaud]

Set a place at the table for Elijah. 

[Grifter Lives]

Is Caleb short?  

Just curious.

[greekmom]

Are they going to be sharing a room or two separate rooms?

[Doublemint]

What does Caleb do for a living?   Does he own that house, or does he live with parents?

[Mrs. Hanson]

26 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

WTH am I watching???

My thoughts exactly this morning.

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I think it’s smart for Alina to bring a friend. Especially someone who can help her navigate the accommodations she may need.

Totally agree.

[sainte-chapelle]

“ I’ll carry you” I find that kind of insulting 

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

*Moonstruck slap* SCHNAP OUT OF IT! 

Thanks, I needed that slap

[Pepper Mostly]

Oooh, he has his Warby Parker horn rims on, because of course he does. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Honestly, it’s smart for Alina to have a friend with her! She’s never met this man in person before and what if he’s a creep or tries to hurt her? It’s like when you go on a blind date and tell all of your friends where you will be and your date’s name and then text them once you’re home so they know you’re alive.

[hookedontv]

Gino has paid for Jasmine’s lips, hair and teeth. What a fool. 

[greekmom]

I wonder how much Gino has given Jasmine already...

5K? 10K?

[Tuneful]

1 hour ago, Hotel Snarker said:

This guy [Gino\ ] reminds me of SteVen with his laugh and “quirkiness”.

Like Danielle, he's a nervous laugher, which gets on the nerves fast. 

I just tuned for a few minutes but Gino set off my "not straight or not entirely straight" radar. Not exactly what I was expecting from someone named Gino, I'll admit it, I was expecting more of a Marlon Brando or Al Pacino. When are they evah gonna get a (White) guy in the cast who's drop-dead sexy.  

What is with these lunatics who correspond for a little while, take their clothes off on video, and declare themselves ready to marry the person? 

 

Edited December 13, 2021 by Tuneful

[CrazyInAlabama]

4 minutes ago, TMI said:

caleb remnds me of he man who worked in the day care...who sen his french girlfriend to jail in mexico.

Andrew and Amira!    

This looks like a season full of delusional, desperate people. 

Flo needs to go away, after stopping the cute little animals commercial. 

Why do I think Gino's sister has read Gino and Jasmine right?   If he admits to paying for her braces and dental work, lips, and hair, then I bet that he's paid for a whole lot more. 

Edited December 13, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

What exactly will Elijah be doing while Caleb and Alina are boffing?

Practicing backup vocals and dance moves…

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And of course her guy friend has to come along. Not her girl friend. Sigh.

But isn’t it the friend who asked if she was slaying and said yaaasss?

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

DEAD

Sigh. It's true. At 20 I would have thought he was deep.

Thanks Pepper, I am deeply ashamed at being wooed by a man with long hair and faux mysticism 

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I think it’s smart for Alina to bring a friend. Especially someone who can help her navigate the accommodations she may need.

I think it’s very smart for her to bring someone she trusts to help her. Caleb’s glib response that he would carry her shows he doesn’t have a clue what she needs.

[Hotel Snarker]

He claims to be all enlightened and shit and can’t even be understanding of Alina’s special needs. What a dick!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

What does Caleb do for a living?   Does he own that house, or does he live with parents?

In their basement, of course.

[Doublemint]

Love the 50's prom ad - I Only Have Eyes for You.    So sweet.   (now back to the snarkfest).

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

DEAD

Sigh. It's true. At 20 I would have thought he was deep.

Oh, goodness, I am sitting here blushing. I was thinking that he was kind of dreamy with the images and making a psychic connection through drawing. I do that kind of shit. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oooh, he has his Warby Parker horn rims on, because of course he does. 

We need a bonus fuckboi BINGO card

[Bees52]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I know he is a poser and a complete and utter wanker but I know when I was younger I’d have been putty in his hands.

Ikr! He's over there illustrating and explaining the meaning of it all... loved those creative, artsy types

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Gino has paid for Jasmine’s lips, hair and teeth. What a fool. 

Those boobs look store bought, too.

[OneGuy]

If even a tiny piece of these relationships is real, it just shows the breadth of loneliness that exists.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

What does Caleb do for a living?   Does he own that house, or does he live with parents?

He does tarot readings on the weekends on the outskirts of Sedona

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Love the 50's prom ad - I Only Have Eyes for You.    So sweet.   (now back to the snarkfest).

That song has been my favorite since before I was born 🤗

[sainte-chapelle]

I’m not trying to be an asshole but that Alexa ad….there are some white people at that dance…back then that was…not allowed.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Those boobs look store bought, too.

The one(s) before Gino paid for those.

[magemaud]

9 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Lingerie shops have stick in things to line the crotches. Like the little disposable socks in shoe departments, but sticky.

I read that as STINKY

[Auntie Anxiety]

Caleb reminds me of that crazed poseur man in Oregon who was seeking a sister wife.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Those boobs look store bought, too.

Dimwitted engineer #61 on her spreadsheet paid for those.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Gino has paid for Jasmine’s lips, hair and teeth. What a fool. 

Are we really surprised? Why wasn’t there internet when I was in my 20s and had no shame?

[Tuneful]

Just now, Toodleoo said:

That song has been my favorite since before I was born 🤗

Doo bop choo bop. I was *extremely* nearsighted from age 5 until I got cataract surgery in my 50s. This was my song. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

4 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Gino has paid for Jasmine’s lips, hair and teeth. What a fool. 

While unemployed.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gino’s giggle reminds me of Stan’s (LAL).

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

That song has been my favorite since before I was born 🤗

But is there room for “My pussy’s got Wi-Fi” in the rotation?

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Those boobs look store bought, too.

Everything he has is fake, even his erection.

[mmecorday]

I bet she smells like beef and cheese!

[Angry Moldovan]

It’s a smorgasbord of lunacy I tell you.

[sainte-chapelle]

My guess is fake enlightenment hipster in the beanie will run as soon as he realizes how much work this actually is.