90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Armchair Critic]

With Sumit and the head piece I keep hearing the theme from The Music Man, a story about another scammer. Jenny is no Marian.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Is Sumit wearing…. Curtains? Sofa fabric?

I’m old enough to remember when that kind of fabric would elicit the comment “Who shot the couch?”

[tvrox]

16 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Mexican wedding looks awesome!

That dance party looked like fun! I miss dance parties. 

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Please have Mama S show up.

PLease!!!!!

That would be amazing…imagine she smashes up shit at the wedding

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I hate the Flo and little animals Progressive commercial.   I want to know what idiot green lighted that storyline.   

 

Mittens, the diva kitten?

[mmecorday]

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When did cats become people?

They're better than people. Sure, they shed, they shred the furniture, and they have a superiority complex, but they'd never start a land war with Asia so there's that.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Shut up, Steven. 

[greekmom]

Damn. i miss travelling.

(there was a commercial for San Diego)

[Twopper]

I cannot believe he was able to catch the feline guests.

Jenny looks pretty good for her age.  Is that  a partial nose ring?

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

He proposed to her with a conch shell and she said yes….no I am not kidding

Well, he lost the imaginary ring in the hurricane. Or some such nonsense, according to him.

[Gobi]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

That would be amazing…imagine she smashes up shit at the wedding

Somemeat's parents will show up disguised as the cow. Hilarity ensues.

[endure]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sumit’s weight seems to fluctuate day to day. 

Like Ari's weight too....it must be the editing monkeys 🙈🙉🙊

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Mittens, the diva kitten?

Bring back Toonces the Driving Cat!!

[OneGuy]

I'd pay $.99/mo. to not have to see the ninety cents a month commercials.

[sainte-chapelle]

7 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Sumit tried one more time to postpone that wedding, but the astrologer said "go ahead and do it! Then see me for remedies. "

How much do they pay this charlatan?

[greekmom]

Those poor cats.

Caged up.. How long without food and water?

[CrazyInAlabama]

Syngin and SteVan need a two for one deal for haircuts.   

THose cats won't be going near humans again if they have a cat carrier with them.    Just when I thought I couldn't dislike Ste-Van any more, he makes me hate him more.   

[Hotel Snarker]

Those poor cats. He should be charged with cruelty.

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Well, he lost the imaginary ring in the hurricane. Or some such nonsense, according to him.

I could see that actually happening with a real ring, but yeah there was never a ring.

[goofygirl]

Great snark peeps but it's been a looonngg weekend!! Fun but I AM TIRED!!! And yet, I must think about decorating for Christmas.

Those poor feline guests.  SteVen thinks they're PEOPLE!!!

Have a great week!

Edited November 29, 2021 by goofygirl

[Eldemarge]

Can a giant hellmouth please open up and swallow Steven, please?

[Auntie Anxiety]

SteVen believes that cats are people because Catwoman.

[sainte-chapelle]

Is this the finale?

[Frozendiva]

I would have asked the Uber guy if cats were okay in the car. The next passenger may have a cat allergy. Or even the driver.

[rideashire]

These cats are stressed and this bothers me. Are they really just leaving them stuffed in those carriers for however long?

He needed to leave them alone. 

I bet he has no plans for their care either beyond whatever food he stuffed into the carriers. 

Damn ya'll, I am mad about this cat situation.

Edited November 29, 2021 by rideashire

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Somemeat's parents will show up disguised as the cow. Hilarity ensues.

Mama Sumit makes Papa Sumit take the back end. 

"What if the cats escape?" Seriously? What if they do? They're Istanbul street cats, they'll just, you know, wander around. 

[greekmom]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Is this the finale?

Yeppers!

[Toodleoo]

How do these people bemoan their sad weddings and never once think, “I have the power to change all this and make myself happy”?

[Gobi]

Video chats are better in Turkey.

[Hotel Snarker]

Cats. Aren't. People.

[OneGuy]

Sit down and shut up for once Steven.

[sainte-chapelle]

Alina looks stunning

[Auntie Anxiety]

Should I have invited my hotel room housekeeper to my granddaughter’s ballet recital?

[Mrs. Landingham]

WHAT in the fecking world is Alina’s endgame here?? Does she really love this dolt? The kid is a glass of hot dumpster juice in July. She is intelligent and young and needs to finish university. I feel ill about this.

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

Bring back Toonces the Driving Cat!!

He’s busy with the Beverly Hills Housewives

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I would have asked the Uber guy if cats were okay in the car. The next passenger may have a cat allergy. Or even the driver.

The next passenger may get fleas.

Edited November 29, 2021 by Gobi

[RichiesOlderBro]

“We invited the receptionist “

 

LOL

[Pepper Mostly]

Oof, the cleaning lady. And the receptionist at the hostel. Yikes. 

[greekmom]

What a turd. 

He's no geek

[Mr. Miner]

In Turkey, instead of throwing rice. The guests all line up and throat punch the groom.

[Toodleoo]

Alina is so pretty. RUN GIRL RUN

[CrazyInAlabama]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I would have asked the Uber guy if cats were okay in the car. The next passenger may have a cat allergy. Or even the driver.

That driver's probably another production assistant, and probably had to find cat carriers for Ste-Van.    I love Alina's gown.     So Steven thinks Darth Vader was hot for his daughter?   Steven's a total idiot.   No, it's not a manly gesture to stuff cats into carriers and take them to the wedding.   

I hope someone returns the cats to their home territory. 

Is next week the Tell Nothing?    Why do I bet that there will be at least one major walk out, and hopefully a big fight.  

Edited November 29, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Suzywriter]

It's kind of nice to have your landlord, receptionist, and cleaning lady there while herding cats in Turkey.

[Bees52]

I can't believe Alina is marrying you, either, SteVen.  I guess the cats are on the groom's side of the wedding attendees.

[SunnyBeBe]

Made me think of Jenny.  Watch when you have time.  
 

 

[charmed1]

CatCow would like to object!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Alina’s second husband will be a lucky guy. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I want to go to Paris late next year but I don’t think this nightmare will ever end. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Alina looks so pretty. SteVen doesn't deserve her at all. I hate all of this for her.

[Toodleoo]

I just cannot imagine having to uh, consummate the marriage with that pile of goo. GROSS

Edited November 29, 2021 by Toodleoo